#hurr durr keep your fangs to yourself or ill snap them
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Nebarra is mean this, Lucifer is a bit snarky that
Hot take but I think Xelzaz is lowkey the meanest lmao
#i am Angry because i wanted to be a vampire and once again no one likes vampires 😭#hurr durr keep your fangs to yourself or ill snap them#i AM LITERALLY USING RUBIES AND VAMPIRE DUST TO MAKE BLOOD POTIONS XELZAZ#LIKE IM THE ACTUAL VEGETARIAN OF VAMPIRES YOU SHOULD BE SO FUCKING ALL OVER THIS#WHERE DO U THINK THIS STORE OF VAMPIRE DUST COMES FROM BESTIE I AM LITERALLY THE THING THAT GOES BUMP IN THE NIGHT#BUT FOR THE THINGS THAT NORMALLY DO THE BUMPING!!!#YOU SHOULD BE SO UNBELIEVABLY DOWN FOR THIS BESTIE????#LET ME LOVE YOU???#to be clear i still like him but i havent been able to attempt another run with him yet because im all burned like#'well fuck you too then!!! i didnt want a rad lizard bestie anyway!!' as i ugly sob#and like i might be an undead abomination but youre literally working for the crackpot wizards that love to enslave ur fellow argonians soo#skyrim#tesv#skyrim followers#do i dare tag this for xelzaz#yes i do i am not ASHAMED this vampire slander has gone on too long😤😤#xelzaz#everyone just adores him so much and i wanted to and now i feel like the bitter wine aunt at the skyrim family reunion 😭😭😭
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