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crimeronan · 9 months ago

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in the luz walker timeline. wtf if hunters reaction

like obviously camila thinks it’s His kid and i can tooootally see him just like playing along to that to fuck with her and everyone in the castle and then in private being like. ok luz. what the fuck is going on

he also absolutely finds a way to use this to torture amity (affectionately)

god i hadn't even thought about it. honestly i think hunter would ALSO think it's his baby, at least as far as DNA goes, & assume it was some kind of accident with wild magic. because wild magic can do infinite weird shit & there's no telling what kind of stuff glyph magic can summon.

this explanation, unlikely as it is, seems the most sensible. because the other option is that luz made a secret wild magic baby with his DNA without Telling him, which would be uh. such an advanced breakdown he absolutely should have noticed it.

though let's not discount the comedy potential of hunter thinking luz stole the baby from somewhere. a la that one episode of how i met your mother. where barney shows up with a baby out of Nowhere:

#if it becomes common knowledge in the castle that theres a baby then hunter definitely claims fatherhood just to ward off any weirdness #and to make sure no one can Take the baby.#but i think luz's MO would be to get babby to camila as fast and discreetly as possible. honestly.#she has not thought this through. she is in fact having an advanced breakdown #as for amity: amity is like hey uhhhhh con...grats.... i guess..... are you okay.#hunter who is absolutely not okay: GREAT. PEACHY. THANK YOU FOR ASKING #replies #toh #princess luz au #horrible mindscape trauma pals

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