#humansize

[mzqt]

legend of the gobblewonker may be gravity falls' magnum opus

[nailgunstigmata]

just found out its bunny day and i dont have anything to post but know that somewhere out there otaku mac au mac is putting dennis through the wringer today

[dami-anne-damn]

CookieSized!Beast Cookies x HumanSized!Reader

Cuddling Head-cannons!

Shadow Milk Cookie:

He’s super into cuddling, but only when he wants too. Like, man is clingy in the same way a cat is.

He would totally want to crawl up the inside of your sleeve like a gremlin and curl up on your chest.

Speaking of chest, that’s his favorite place to snuggle up too, either that or your face. Specifically your cheek since he’s tiny. (He likes to be a presence you can’t ignore.)

If you love cuddles prepare to be absolutely smothered in them. He wants to be all you can focus on in this world, and allowing him to cling to you is an opportunity he just can’t pass up.

If you don’t like cuddles then you are fresh outta luck because he does not care. It doesn’t matter to him how large you are, or how intimidating you can be. He’s snuggled up to you and he’s comfortable. Plus… since when were you in charge?

Like, if you’re resting he’s all up in your business, IMMEDIATELY. If you try to push him away enough times, he’ll walk off in a fake huff talking about ‘diva(s)’. But once you finally fall asleep he’s right back where he wants to be.

Ironically enough if you try to cuddle up to him without his prompting, he’ll play hard to get. Might even bat your hand away too- (well, as much as a itty-bitty cookie his size can to a human).

When he’s cuddled up on your chest, sometimes he’ll worm his way up to your ear. He’ll begin to whisper things, things he couldn’t possibly know. Tidbits about your day you never told him, stuff that has yet to happen, knowledge on how to help you succeed in future endeavors. You are normally asleep by the time this advice comes, so why does he do this?

Is it the joy he feels knowing that he has all the answers you need and all the control to tell you only when you’re not listening? Or is it something else? Only he has the answer to that.

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Mystic Flour Cookie:

She’s definitely not clingy, but she doesn’t mind it when you two cuddle.

I imagine since she’s the Beast of Apathy she is quite neutral about where she lays in accordance to you in bed. You could have her in your arms, your hands, heck probably even on the top of your head and she’d be ok with it.

She won’t admit this, but her favorite way to cuddle is with your head in her lap and her hand in your hair. Yes, you are still human sized. Also yes, she is still cookie sized. (You guys make it work though.)

Love cuddles or hate cuddles, she couldn’t care either way. Calm and composed, she decides when and when not to allow you to breach her personal space.

Although, if you do catch her off guard with a pick up and cuddle attack from behind. Even if she may not show it immediately, she doesn’t like when people just take what they want from her. Expect the cold shoulder.

On rare occasions, Mystic Flour can and will ask to be held. There’s something unusual about her tone, something more..alive.

When you have long since fallen asleep, she finds her hand stroking your hair absentmindedly. She then slowly lowers her body to lay against your head, all of HER own volition. For cuddling you was her choice, not your will. Hers.

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Burning Spice Cookie:

Normally, I would never think that Burning Spice would go for cuddles. Too boring and stagnant for his tastes.

But if you did manage to get him to cuddle, you bet you had to earn that. And it wasn’t easy. So if you like fighting tooth and nail for the right to cuddle, then Burning Spice is your man!

Battle against him, he doesn’t care how large and fleshy you are. He wants a fight, he needs a fight. If you want to cuddle The Great Destroyer, then show him you can handle it! (This is an every night before bed thing too).

Finally you win—(because let’s be honest..he’s like what, 3 inches tall?) —and now you’ve earned the right to cuddle. Burning Spice’s favorite place to cuddle is right against your stomach or heart, things he can hear.

Sometimes during these sessions, you can catch a glimpse of Burning Spice’s face, it looks empty as he listens to your body work and breathe. You wonder whats going though his head.

But as soon as it’s there, it’s gone and is replaced with his usual scowl as he loudly exclaims how ‘bored’ he is with the current situation.

As I’ve already explained, if you want cuddles Burning Spice is definitely going to play hard to get. Much like Shadow Milk in that sense. But on another note, much like Mystic Flour he doesn’t care if he gets cuddles or not. (If anything he seems to project more no than yes. But if that’s really true, why does he still offer to fight you each night?)

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Eternal Sugar Cookie:

Are you a couch potato with big emotions?! Do you like to cuddle?! Then maybe you should consider getting yourself an Eternal Sugar Cookie to keep you company!

They are a MASSIVE cuddle monster, (they might even be clinger than Shadow Milk in this sense) you’re like a big warm pillow! They are perched or nestled somewhere on you from 24/7 to eternity.

Their favorite place to cuddle is curled up on your neck. Wings draped over the sides of your shoulders in a sort of possessive hug. Feeling your pulse.

If you like cuddles Eternal Sugar is definitely a provider, and is pretty good at making you feel right at ease. I could imagine them curled up, tangled in your hair and lazily strumming at their lyre with droopy eyes.

Being the Beast of Sloth, I could see them using their power to perhaps make you feel a bit more lethargic than usual.

After a while with Eternal Sugar you might start missing your morning alarm, sleeping in, missing breakfast, lunch, maybe even dinner too…a couple days go by…wait, how long have you been sleeping for again?

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Silent Salt Cookie:

Tbh, I see this cookie as very hit or miss when it comes to cuddle time. Either they’re all in on some nice quiet quality time or they want absolutely nothing to do with it.

If they are into it I could see them liking sleeping tangled up in your legs (keeps you from moving too much) or I could see them resting in your hands, especially if you sleep with them curled up to your face.

Don’t expect any kind of talk though, if you start yapping while you two are snuggled up close they’ll just end up getting up and walking away. It’s silence or nothing. (And if you talk in your sleep, just forget about it.)

If they are not in the mood for cuddles, don’t try and convince them. Begging and pleading will only serve to annoy this beast. You gotta let them come to you, like a stray cat you gotta earn the trust of before they come inside your home.

On the days you guys cuddle, if you stay really quiet and still, you can feel Silent Salt press into you almost longingly. Is it despair? Is it loneliness? Want, need? It’s impossible to tell which emotion the beast is feeling with that helmet on. All you can guess is that they are comfortable in the palms of your hands. That’s all that matters…right?

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Fin and thank you for reading!

[gothicmatter]

that's cool and all but i thought we were on the path of humansing him. are you saying he'll never be truly human even after experiencing the most human thing of all – death (by self-sacrifice at that)?

[knuffi516]

I think, Aaravos spent a part of book 7 humansized, while he can hardly use the Relic Staff as giant.

And thats the next arc is titled "The Shadow of Aaravos".

[debustee]

Hi so i saw your dragon humansizations and I was wondering after Dreamfyre could you do Cannibal and Tessrion?

I totally get if you aren't taking requests on which is made next, I'm just so excited to see those two!

Hi!💙 I have already Tessarion and Seasmoke sketches, so they are most probably next after Dreamfyre and Cannibal is not ready yet💙😅

[battytucute]

Rabies facts

• neurons can try getting rid of infections, but they can’t interact with nervous system.

• Neurons are needed for feel, sensing, thinking, and movement, alongside other basic things in life

• they can’t replenish themselves after cell death

• immune cells like neutrophils often do jobs with some level of collateral damage

• neurons are a protected class of cells and evolved to tone down their immune response so we can not accidentally hurt them.

• so how nervous tissues protected if the immune system can’t get in to fight germs that make it there? by intercepting threats before they make it to neurons, they can continue to do their jobs safely.

• however, with rabies, the strategy fails

• rabies happens via animal bite, something that can penetrate many layers of tissue and circulation that are supposed to stop viruses from getting to neurons.

• in the earlier stages, treatment is somewhat more likely to be successful as it isn’t in the brain yet. if stopped before it gets there, you may survive.

• neurons are the longest cell type in the body. the distance for the rabies virus to travel to ur brain would be from florida to sweden. even so, time is scarce.

• rabies evolved a dastardly technique that hijacks the cellular transport system by binding into the protein dyenin

• dyenin usually transports useful cell cargo from the periphery of the cell towards its body; rabies evolved to stick to dyenin and hitch a ride up the neurons towards the brain.

• dyenin isn’t a slouch; it is small but can move at 800 nanometers per second. thus it can take rabies 14 days to move up a meter long neuron.

• if humansized, it would be 212 miles per hour or 342 kilometers per hour, as fast as a bullet train or arrow or eight usain bolts. and the closer a rabid animal bites you, the less distance it has to travel before your dead.

• this can explain the variation in the incubation period of rabies (20-90 days) where those infected have no symptoms.

• rabies races among neuronal tracks, setting up areas of concentrated viral centers called negri bodies

• negri bodies act as viral factories and pump out more copies of the rabies virus within neurons.

• the viral setup happens without our knowledge or interference

• neurons minimize distress signaling for the good of the body even if in bad shape. not only are they quiet signalers but the rabies virus inhibits interferon (an immune signal that normally alerts us to the site of infection) action

• the double whammy of immune interference means the infected neurons are nearly silent

• Apoptosis or programmed cell death is one more tool neurons have for infection. via apoptosis a cell undergoes a demolition of itself, disintegrating into smaller bubbles, denying the virus further access to its virus making machinery

• the smaller bubbles can then be safely scooped up by immune system cells

• however, rabies possibly evolved in a way to take even this cellular nuclear option away from the neuron. rabies strains causing less apoptosis have been found to be more infectious in mice, implying that rabies could have evolved to stop apoptosis in its tracks

• if rabies blew up neurons too early or frequently it might never make it to the brain without being cleared up by the immune system .

• rabies also evolved in a way to protect neurons during incubation.

• T-cells are small but extremely strong ; infected cells display pieces of the viral protein on their surface. when killer t cells recognize and bind that protein it releases a potent cocktail of enzymes that trigger cell death.

• rabies would inhibit neurons ability to fight it but the t cell would send it over the edge… however rabies has a cheat code.

• it stops apoptosis in neurons, but encourages it in t cells. its still unknown how it happens. the t cell would attempt to stop the virus only to be forced to self destruct

• Also, the rabies virus only has five genes.

• There is still hope: rabies is minmaxed for stealth, and if detected by the immune system before it goes to the brain, the risk of death from rabies is none. the vaccine also trains the immune system to better recognize the virus. however, if one waits too long, it’s over, and the vaccine is also expensive

Source: https://youtu.be/uDF83PEUQRs?si=s_5iFH0AnMSWkLxV

Thumbnail ID: A cartoon-style illustration features a virus with a purple, oval shape, surrounded by small spikes. The virus is highlighted by a red arrow pointing to it. Bold, dramatic text below the virus reads '99.9% Lethal Virus,' suggesting the virus's high lethality rate. The background is a textured off-white color, lending a scientific and educational tone. A blue, fluffy shape below the text may represent another biological entity or cells.

[okwhatami]

hello, world

hello fellow humanses. So the rest of the internet has proven to me that tumblr seems like a chill place i'd probably want to be on for the vibes. Where do i find the heehee hoohoo mildly to medium cursed stuff?

[earlgraytay]

my most controversial parenting/teaching/taking care of small humansing opinion is probably that you don't set kids up to fail, even if it's about something they need to learn eventually

[story-thief]

Some same-size Kassie and Green for the soul!!! I’m thinking of making Kassie just a straight up size shifter at this point 😂 Green’s gonna stay humansized though!!

[blandandtasteless]

Okay a bit of a weirder ask for you this time around!

If you had to fight one humansized bug what bug would you fight

Rules - To win, you just have to knock out the bug. If you win you get 100 billion dollars, you aren’t allowed to bring anything into the fight, other than the clothes you are currently wearing. You get 48 hours prep time but so does the bug

On still working on the first question but this one is easy

I’ve just gotta google images of bugs until I find one with small enough mandibles.

I have severely underestimated my fear of all things insect-like. Any/all spiders are out of the question. And close up images of all bugs give me the heebyjeebies.

After some bug looking, I’ve come to the conclusion mosquitos are not very visually horrifying, which means I may not immediately freeze and/or have a heart attack.

After some research, it’s kind of embarrassing to watch a mosquito try and piece human skin. And the method by which they do it is pretty slow and methodical and involves more “sawing” than I would’ve thought, so after coming to the human conclusion a human-sized mosquito would be ineffective at harming me with its proboscis. I’d fight one of those.

Mosquito. I don’t know what a mosquito would do with prep time. Or me.

[nostalgic-bee]

Okay a bit of a weirder ask for you this time around!

If you had to fight one humansized bug what bug would you fight

Rules - To win, you just have to knock out the bug. If you win you get 100 billion dollars, you aren’t allowed to bring anything into the fight, other than the clothes you are currently wearing. You get 48 hours prep time but so does the bug

I love this question

I think a caterpillar, I have no explanation for this other than that’s the only animal I can think of that can’t fly and that I’m not terrified of bc I really don’t want to fight a human sized bug that I’m terrified of.

So yeah there’s my answer!! I’d fight a human sized caterpillar.

[tales-and-creatures-of-xadia]

Are Startouch Elves gigantic or humansized?

Definitely human sized

[jeonginshaelmoni]

BEST BROTHER SERIES - Lord of the Rings AU

MASTERLIST

Lord of the Kims

SKZ, BTS, tXT X sister reader

Lotlr AU

Warnings : spoilers for lord of the rings trilogy, hurt, comfort

"Go away!" Y/N yelled at the Tae's, Jimin and Jungkook. "I'm going alone!"

"Then we're coming with you!" Taehyun cried. Jungkook jumped into Y/N's boat, while Jimin, Taehyun and Taehyung had another.

"Oppa." Y/N fling herself onto Jungkook and tears poured down her cheeks. "Oppa, I'm scared."

"Don't worry." Jungkook said. "We'll be there with you the whole way."

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"Where did they go?!" Jin yelled. He was desperately searching for seven if his siblings, two having been taken by Orcs.

"They can't have gotten far." Namjoon reasoned. "Me, Yeonjun, Beomgyu, Chan and Kai will look for Soobin and Changbin."

"The rest will look for Y/N, the two Tae's, Jimin and Jungkook. I'm sure they went together." Hoseok said. Minho nodded.

"There!" Jisung yelled, spotting two canoes making their way down the river. His face fell. "They wouldn't want us to look for them. Y/N may not even have wanted them to go with her."

"You're right." Jeongin said dejectedly. "Hyung, let's just go with Joonie Hyung and his group."

Jin nodded in defeat and the remaining siblings trooped to Namjoon's group.

"Joon, she wouldn't want us to look for her. And Bang PD said they would be safe." Everyone tensed at the mention of their beloved Wizard, Bang Si Hyuk.

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"What's that noise?" Y/N stopped her older brothers. A rustling in the tree. Then a fierce creature attacked them. "Ahhh!"

"Nasty little humanses, stealing Gollum's precious!" The creature, now identified as Gollum, snarled and lunged for the ring. Y/N's eyes widened and she scrambled aeay, but Gollum got hold of her. Then a rope went around his neck. Jungkook stood there, with the rope in his hand.

"PSY gave it to me." He explained, referring to the elf king and his wife, Jisoo. (I'm not shipping, their age gap is way too big.)

"It burns!" Gollum wailed. "It burns us!"

"If we loosen it, do you promise to obey us?" Y/N asked. Gollum nodded pitifully.

"We swears to be loyal to mistress. We swears on..." He paused. "We swears on the precious!"

"Jungkook, untie him." Y/N said. Reluctantly, Jungkook untied Gollum. He jumped in front.

"This way, humans, this way!" He galloped across the threshold and they followed warily, reaching a marsh.

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"Jungkook, I don't trust him anymore." Y/N whimpered. "I just want to ditch him!"

"Me too." Jungkook said. Behind them, they heard the others murmuring in agreement, as they watched Gollum go ahead. "If we want to, we can kill him."

"No!" Y/N whispered. "We aren't direct murderers, we only kill if necessary."

"Guys." Taehyung called. "Look ahead."

Their mouths fell open. In front of them was a great mountain. Mordor.

"It's here." Y/N gasped. "We've arrived."

Then she let out a pained groan, clutching the ring on her chest.

"Are you okay?" Taehyun asked worriedly.

"I'm fine." Y/N gasped,her hands still holding the ring.

"Drop it in!" Jungkook yelled. "Do it now!"

Y/N held the ring above the lava, ready to drop it.

"Do it!" Jimin and Taehyung cried together. She turned around.

"No." She said. "It's MINE."

"Y/N come on!" Taehyun cried. "This isn't you!"

"Give me the precious?" Gollum surprised them, and Y/N put on the ring. But Gollum saw her footsteps and he tried to bite off her finger. He failed, but he got the ring. Y/N reappeared, and lunged Gollum. They both tumbled down the cliff. Y/N's brothers were stuck in a silent scream. Then Jimin ran to the edge, to see Y/N just hanging on.

"Help me!" He roared at his brothers, who immediately rushed to help him pull Y/N up. They somehow managed, and she now lay on a rock with them.

"I'm glad you guys are here with me." Y/N murmured faintly. "I don't know what I would have done without you."

"Don't mention it." Taehyung said.

"At least we die together." Taehyun said. "Siblings forever."

"Separated Never." The others echoed, putting their hands over Y/N's for the sibling chant.

They slowly blacked out, feeling tiredness overtake them.

"She's waking!" A voice said excitedly. "Can you hear me, Y/N Kim?"

"J-Jin Oppa?" Y/N squinted at her eldest brothers face. He grinned down at her.

"How're you feeling?"

"My head hurts, Oppa."

"Here." He produced a bottle of Advil from his backpack. (A/N this is a modern lotr au)

"Thanks." Y/N popped spill into her mouth and grabbed the water on the nightstand. "When-when did I get here?"

"Last night." Bang PD said.

"U-Uncle Bang?" Y/N gasped, and he nodded. Then two figures dove onto her bed. "Hannie Oppa? Innie Oppa?"

"Guess who waited for you all night?" Bang PD asked. Y/N looked questioningly at him and Jungkook ran to her bed.

"You're up! I was so worried! I couldn't sleep!"

"Did you stay with me all night?" Y/N asked.

"Well duh." Jungkook said. "Listen, you're never going to go thorugh that again."

"Never again." Y/N smiled. She knew her brothers would be there for her through thick and thin. She was ready to go back to Daegu

[knuffi516]

Apropos key, when the cube is small enough to fit into a human hand, indicates thats Aaravos and Leola had spending most of their time humansized on earth.

[dhr-deleted]

2023 March - Uploaded

1Eonen1 A Bunch of Lonesome Heroes (121KB - 11 Chapters - R) Ten years into the future, as the war rages on, Hermione finds herself in enemy HQ and who but Draco Malfoy should claim victory. However, his prize is to be determined.

Ally_Strypes In Too Deep (5KB - One Shot - PG-13) Draco realizes that the choices he made in life can never be taken back He has sunk into his new life and even if he wants out, he cant, because he is simply in too deep.

Antigone_Q Words (5KB - One Shot - G) A one-shot written from Hermione's point of view as she watches Draco study in the library late at night. What do the two have in common?

AugustineRose Like A Secret | Like An Oath (153KB - Incomplete - NC-17) Hermione Granger returned to Hogwarts for a sense of normalcy, trying to outrun the ghosts of the last few years. One low night leads to a chance encounter with Theodore Nott that leaves her with more questions than answers, especially when he seems to be going well out of his way to give her a reason to get back on her feet; if it weren't for his handsome boyfriend, she might be interested, but she's never had Harry's desire to compete with Draco Malfoy for anything or anyone. But Draco isn't the boy he used to be, and Theo is more than she ever imagined he could be. What's a witch to do when these off-limits Slytherin boys are suddenly become so available? What is it about them that stirs this strange darkness in her soul? They've got scars of their own and, if anyone understands what it's like to burn, it's them.

Brinker On The Corner of Capulet and Montegue (4KB - One Shot - R) A not so innocent bystander tells what happened on the corner of Capulet and Montegue. *character death* Secerne (32KB - 6 Chapters - R) Hermione meets Draco for the first time in ten years right before he is sent to Azkaban.

CTrinity The Demonstration (15KB - One Shot - R) Hermione wakes up to find she has been held captive by Death Eaters to participate in their celebration. Violent non-con. Interaction between Hermione and a few Malfoys.

Fiery Punk Princess Clairvoyance and its Consequences (75KB - Incomplete - PG-13) Set weeks after “From Dreams to Reality”, Hermione’s newest sequence of Clairvoyant Dreams turn her world upside-down once more. With new sleeping arrangements and a complicated, changing relationship with Draco, Hermione fights to pass her upcoming NEWTs and sort out Harry’s new advances while still running her busy life. And over time, she is, along with Harry, Ron, Draco and a few others, faced with the hardest challenge she has ever faced: Fighting against Voldemort … in her Dreams!

HLG Goodbye (5KB - One Shot - PG-13) Hermione tries to save Draco on a cold winter night. Right and Wrong (5KB - One Shot - R) He knew I’d be here. He knew I’d repeat his offer over and over again in my mind until the line between right and wrong blurred, washing my morals away with it. He knew, and I hate him for that.

Humansitis The Battle For All (144KB - 14 Chapters - PG-13) It's their final year at Hogwarts. Everything they've learned and done come down to this. Our gang battles it out for love, freedom, friendship, truth, and honor. Oh! And Draco, Harry, Ginny, and Hermione get caught in a love square! Agent Granger, CIA (117KB - 10 Chapters - PG-13) Hermione's all grown up and joined the CIA. Yes, we're proud of her, but why isn't she happy? Ever since Ron left her and Harry died, nothing's been right for her...Now ten years later, their paths cross again --

Inwitari Dare You to Move (12KB - One Shot - PG) The wizarding world stands on the brink of war. In the turmoil one woman still feels like a little girl, struggling to forgive herself for her mistakes... and one man is going to make sure the high and mighty take a nasty fall. What happens when plans fail and you have to be strong? What happens when everything you believe in dissipates? Welcome to the resistance, where there is no time to mourn. It's time to make your move. I dare you. Face to Face (7KB - One Shot - PG) When two enemies had to make a choice, they had hoped it would never come to this. People tell you to follow your heart, but how can you when it's split in two? Face to face with your biggest fear, what would you decide? The stars are watching, and you can't argue with fate... To Be A Hero (7KB - One Shot - PG) Everyone is the Hero of their own life story, but what does it take to be the Hero of Hermione's story? In a world riddled with war and pain, nothing is black and white and you have to prepare for the oncoming night. True Heroes are hard to find. We Are the Lucky Ones (5KB - One Shot - PG) When the last battle is over, who is left behind to shed the tears? Who has made the ultimate sacrifice; and who has been lucky?

kishijoten A Family Affair (184KB - 25 Chapters - R) Just after his sixteenth birthday, Draco Malfoy learns of a horrifying plot against his life, forcing him to take on a new identity and adopt a new way of life. Years later, Malfoy learns that time has not stood still back home, and he finds himself dragged once again into the intrigue and danger that always surround anyone named 'Malfoy'.

Lady de Winter Hogwarts Masquerade (5 Chapters - G) Hogwarts hosts its very first Masked Ball and Hermione finds herself making a bet with Ron and dancing with a mysterious stranger. But who is it?

Lady Draherm (eldee_fic) The After Kiss (4KB - One Shot - PG-13) He shouldn’t have done it... Crafty (4KB - One Shot - G) I have other ways that will make you relax... Possible Moments (15KB - One Shot - PG-13) Draco Malfoy has turned his back on the dark side, and his family name. However, he has NO desire to fight with the side of good. During his seventh year at Hogwarts, he must deal with the Slytherins that turn on him, and the Gryffindors who don't believe him. (Written post-OotP, pre-HBP.) Tarnished (4KB - One Shot - G) Just the thought of it left her insides boiling with anger. Their Curse (112KB - 14 Chapters - PG-13) On summer vacation after fifth year, Draco Malfoy accepts a bet from a fellow Slytherin student to spend one hour in Muggle London. He gets lost, and after hours, runs into Hermione Granger. Against their will, they are connected by a curse. Draco must choose between living in a Muggle world with the Grangers for one month, and returning to the wizarding world not cured, not able to perform magic.... Weapon (19KB - One Shot - R) Hermione Granger is on the run from Aurors. Draco Malfoy, Death Eater in hiding, is not pleased when she shows up at his flat. She might just blow his and Blaise's cover, leading the Aurors right to them.

Lucia di Medici Draco Vanitas (Avarice) (8KB - One Shot - PG-13) On the eve of the Dark Lord’s triumph, Draco Malfoy has claimed the last addition to his collection. The Sign of the Asp (6KB - One Shot - PG) A series of vignettes documenting the final days before war breaks for one Draco Malfoy, proud Death Eater.

majamariamaja The Mystery Of You (33KB - Incomplete - R) Hermione's been left by her friends to fend for herself in her last year at Hogwarts. Why? Well, she won't speak about it. Then, as if she hadn't been through enough already, she(being the Head Girl) has to share a common room with Draco Malfoy(Head Boy). What will happen within those walls when they're all alone? Otherwise Engaged (268KB - 24 Chapters - R) Hermione Granger's practically perfect life is turned upside-down after meeting her former enemy at the local pub. This is her story. I froze. I wasn't alone. Was Martin here? I removed the pillow from my face and opened my eyes. It wasn't my bedroom. Where the hell was I? "Good morning, Mudblood." I screamed while jumping into a sitting position. "Malfoy?!"

Priah Falling in Love When You're Ten (287KB - 16 Chapters - R) A trove of song fics and short stories with various plotlines. Rape, desecration, suicide, jealousy, misconception, death, rejection, and everything in between. DracoHermione. R4 sex and mild themes.

twin-v Doing the Unthinkable (16KB - One Shot - PG-13) When a storm prevents Draco and Hermione from buying Valentine's Day gifts for each other, they both resort to doing the unthinkable... Sort of sequel to Reasons. Home To Stay (7KB - One Shot - G) She wants to travel, he wants to marry her. They each go their separate ways, both angry at the other. But one day, she returns... Poison (19KB - One Shot - PG-13) The last of the trilogy... Draco and Hermione's relationship has finally been revealed to their families and friends. Life's great and nothing could be better. Why, then, is the title 'Poison'? Reasons (4KB - One Shot - PG) Draco tries hard to convince himself that he hates Hermione by writing a list of the things he hates about her. But when the list falls into Hermione's hands... Two Miles from London (53KB - One Shot - PG) Hermione sees Draco looking less than his usual dignified self somewhere two miles from London, and offers to help him. She meets Draco's pesky brother, and the two Malfoys compete for the Mudblood's affection.