#humansize

[homestarrunner]

Also with the Decemberween calendar

The Teen girl squad Calanderfied

Vs TGS issue #10

Vs the official fangamer Teen girl Squad stationary set

[mozquito]

legend of the gobblewonker may be gravity falls' magnum opus

[nailgunstigmata]

just found out its bunny day and i dont have anything to post but know that somewhere out there otaku mac au mac is putting dennis through the wringer today

[jedipiff420]

A literal fairy garden #humansized #fairygarden (at Salem, Massachusetts) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cn5dl1LvY8G/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[knuffi516]

I think, Aaravos spent a part of book 7 humansized, while he can hardly use the Relic Staff as giant.

And thats the next arc is titled "The Shadow of Aaravos".

[ddejavvu]

Humansized fairy!reader fussing and bothering the hellfire boys during a movie night or something but they're all so intrigued and plantonically in love with her that they all just laugh it off while eds tries to scold her for not behaving like she promised him

-😽 I love fairy!reader she so cute tbh

today is multiverse monday! send me an au you can think of :)

--

Not much can break the hellfire club out of their dnd-fueled concentration. An earthquake could ravage the town and they'd still be zoned-in. However, when Eddie hears your sweet voice from beside his chair, he panics.

"Are these crystals?"

His eyes shoot down to where you're leaning against the side of his throne, a set of shiny green dice in your hand.

"Uh- no!" He reaches down to snatch them away from you, "Honey, where did you get these?"

"His bag." You point at Gareth, and the boy looks bewilderedly around for his backpack. It's discarded on the floor by your spot, unzipped and gutted.

"Sorry," Eddie groans, shooting out of his chair to gather the boy's things. Gareth waves it off, sending you a kind smile, but holds his backpack tight to his chest when he gets it back.

"Don't go through other people's stuff," Eddie reprimands you, reaching over the arm of his chair to fit his hand against the curve of your jaw. He presses your head to the side of his throne, keeping your eyes on him as he instructs you.

"You can play with whatever's in my bag, okay?" His thumb rubs smoothly at your jaw, ghosting the skin of your neck, "But just mine. See if you can make me something from what I've got, okay?"

"Okay, Eddie." You beam up at him, eagerly reaching for your bag. Your fairy-born talents for tinkering are very useful when you get your hands on Eddie's bag, and in no time you've fashioned him a stylish hat out of loose papers and eraser putty. He wears it proudly for the rest of the game, and you only keep one of the crystals you'd found in Gareth's bag, tucking it away in your pocket for safe-keeping.

[ibrithir-was-here]

Erik: Did I do the right thing? Should I keep obsessing and go to Coney Island with a humansized doll for my new plan, or turn over a new leaf?

Dracula: [is bowie'd and kukri'd in a box because he kept on pushing]

Erik: Bien... The latter sounds best.

Smart man ☝️👌

[earlgraytay]

my most controversial parenting/teaching/taking care of small humansing opinion is probably that you don't set kids up to fail, even if it's about something they need to learn eventually

[story-thief]

Some same-size Kassie and Green for the soul!!! I’m thinking of making Kassie just a straight up size shifter at this point 😂 Green’s gonna stay humansized though!!

[blandandtasteless]

Okay a bit of a weirder ask for you this time around!

If you had to fight one humansized bug what bug would you fight

Rules - To win, you just have to knock out the bug. If you win you get 100 billion dollars, you aren’t allowed to bring anything into the fight, other than the clothes you are currently wearing. You get 48 hours prep time but so does the bug

On still working on the first question but this one is easy

I’ve just gotta google images of bugs until I find one with small enough mandibles.

I have severely underestimated my fear of all things insect-like. Any/all spiders are out of the question. And close up images of all bugs give me the heebyjeebies.

After some bug looking, I’ve come to the conclusion mosquitos are not very visually horrifying, which means I may not immediately freeze and/or have a heart attack.

After some research, it’s kind of embarrassing to watch a mosquito try and piece human skin. And the method by which they do it is pretty slow and methodical and involves more “sawing” than I would’ve thought, so after coming to the human conclusion a human-sized mosquito would be ineffective at harming me with its proboscis. I’d fight one of those.

Mosquito. I don’t know what a mosquito would do with prep time. Or me.

[nostalgic-bee]

Okay a bit of a weirder ask for you this time around!

If you had to fight one humansized bug what bug would you fight

Rules - To win, you just have to knock out the bug. If you win you get 100 billion dollars, you aren’t allowed to bring anything into the fight, other than the clothes you are currently wearing. You get 48 hours prep time but so does the bug

I love this question

I think a caterpillar, I have no explanation for this other than that’s the only animal I can think of that can’t fly and that I’m not terrified of bc I really don’t want to fight a human sized bug that I’m terrified of.

So yeah there’s my answer!! I’d fight a human sized caterpillar.

[tales-and-creatures-of-xadia]

Are Startouch Elves gigantic or humansized?

Definitely human sized

[jeonginshaelmoni]

BEST BROTHER SERIES - Lord of the Rings AU

MASTERLIST

Lord of the Kims

SKZ, BTS, tXT X sister reader

Lotlr AU

Warnings : spoilers for lord of the rings trilogy, hurt, comfort

"Go away!" Y/N yelled at the Tae's, Jimin and Jungkook. "I'm going alone!"

"Then we're coming with you!" Taehyun cried. Jungkook jumped into Y/N's boat, while Jimin, Taehyun and Taehyung had another.

"Oppa." Y/N fling herself onto Jungkook and tears poured down her cheeks. "Oppa, I'm scared."

"Don't worry." Jungkook said. "We'll be there with you the whole way."

_______________________

"Where did they go?!" Jin yelled. He was desperately searching for seven if his siblings, two having been taken by Orcs.

"They can't have gotten far." Namjoon reasoned. "Me, Yeonjun, Beomgyu, Chan and Kai will look for Soobin and Changbin."

"The rest will look for Y/N, the two Tae's, Jimin and Jungkook. I'm sure they went together." Hoseok said. Minho nodded.

"There!" Jisung yelled, spotting two canoes making their way down the river. His face fell. "They wouldn't want us to look for them. Y/N may not even have wanted them to go with her."

"You're right." Jeongin said dejectedly. "Hyung, let's just go with Joonie Hyung and his group."

Jin nodded in defeat and the remaining siblings trooped to Namjoon's group.

"Joon, she wouldn't want us to look for her. And Bang PD said they would be safe." Everyone tensed at the mention of their beloved Wizard, Bang Si Hyuk.

_______________________

"What's that noise?" Y/N stopped her older brothers. A rustling in the tree. Then a fierce creature attacked them. "Ahhh!"

"Nasty little humanses, stealing Gollum's precious!" The creature, now identified as Gollum, snarled and lunged for the ring. Y/N's eyes widened and she scrambled aeay, but Gollum got hold of her. Then a rope went around his neck. Jungkook stood there, with the rope in his hand.

"PSY gave it to me." He explained, referring to the elf king and his wife, Jisoo. (I'm not shipping, their age gap is way too big.)

"It burns!" Gollum wailed. "It burns us!"

"If we loosen it, do you promise to obey us?" Y/N asked. Gollum nodded pitifully.

"We swears to be loyal to mistress. We swears on..." He paused. "We swears on the precious!"

"Jungkook, untie him." Y/N said. Reluctantly, Jungkook untied Gollum. He jumped in front.

"This way, humans, this way!" He galloped across the threshold and they followed warily, reaching a marsh.

_______________________

"Jungkook, I don't trust him anymore." Y/N whimpered. "I just want to ditch him!"

"Me too." Jungkook said. Behind them, they heard the others murmuring in agreement, as they watched Gollum go ahead. "If we want to, we can kill him."

"No!" Y/N whispered. "We aren't direct murderers, we only kill if necessary."

"Guys." Taehyung called. "Look ahead."

Their mouths fell open. In front of them was a great mountain. Mordor.

"It's here." Y/N gasped. "We've arrived."

Then she let out a pained groan, clutching the ring on her chest.

"Are you okay?" Taehyun asked worriedly.

"I'm fine." Y/N gasped,her hands still holding the ring.

"Drop it in!" Jungkook yelled. "Do it now!"

Y/N held the ring above the lava, ready to drop it.

"Do it!" Jimin and Taehyung cried together. She turned around.

"No." She said. "It's MINE."

"Y/N come on!" Taehyun cried. "This isn't you!"

"Give me the precious?" Gollum surprised them, and Y/N put on the ring. But Gollum saw her footsteps and he tried to bite off her finger. He failed, but he got the ring. Y/N reappeared, and lunged Gollum. They both tumbled down the cliff. Y/N's brothers were stuck in a silent scream. Then Jimin ran to the edge, to see Y/N just hanging on.

"Help me!" He roared at his brothers, who immediately rushed to help him pull Y/N up. They somehow managed, and she now lay on a rock with them.

"I'm glad you guys are here with me." Y/N murmured faintly. "I don't know what I would have done without you."

"Don't mention it." Taehyung said.

"At least we die together." Taehyun said. "Siblings forever."

"Separated Never." The others echoed, putting their hands over Y/N's for the sibling chant.

They slowly blacked out, feeling tiredness overtake them.

"She's waking!" A voice said excitedly. "Can you hear me, Y/N Kim?"

"J-Jin Oppa?" Y/N squinted at her eldest brothers face. He grinned down at her.

"How're you feeling?"

"My head hurts, Oppa."

"Here." He produced a bottle of Advil from his backpack. (A/N this is a modern lotr au)

"Thanks." Y/N popped spill into her mouth and grabbed the water on the nightstand. "When-when did I get here?"

"Last night." Bang PD said.

"U-Uncle Bang?" Y/N gasped, and he nodded. Then two figures dove onto her bed. "Hannie Oppa? Innie Oppa?"

"Guess who waited for you all night?" Bang PD asked. Y/N looked questioningly at him and Jungkook ran to her bed.

"You're up! I was so worried! I couldn't sleep!"

"Did you stay with me all night?" Y/N asked.

"Well duh." Jungkook said. "Listen, you're never going to go thorugh that again."

"Never again." Y/N smiled. She knew her brothers would be there for her through thick and thin. She was ready to go back to Daegu

[dhr-deleted]

2023 March - Uploaded

1Eonen1 A Bunch of Lonesome Heroes (121KB - 11 Chapters - R) Ten years into the future, as the war rages on, Hermione finds herself in enemy HQ and who but Draco Malfoy should claim victory. However, his prize is to be determined.

Ally_Strypes In Too Deep (5KB - One Shot - PG-13) Draco realizes that the choices he made in life can never be taken back He has sunk into his new life and even if he wants out, he cant, because he is simply in too deep.

Antigone_Q Words (5KB - One Shot - G) A one-shot written from Hermione's point of view as she watches Draco study in the library late at night. What do the two have in common?

AugustineRose Like A Secret | Like An Oath (153KB - Incomplete - NC-17) Hermione Granger returned to Hogwarts for a sense of normalcy, trying to outrun the ghosts of the last few years. One low night leads to a chance encounter with Theodore Nott that leaves her with more questions than answers, especially when he seems to be going well out of his way to give her a reason to get back on her feet; if it weren't for his handsome boyfriend, she might be interested, but she's never had Harry's desire to compete with Draco Malfoy for anything or anyone. But Draco isn't the boy he used to be, and Theo is more than she ever imagined he could be. What's a witch to do when these off-limits Slytherin boys are suddenly become so available? What is it about them that stirs this strange darkness in her soul? They've got scars of their own and, if anyone understands what it's like to burn, it's them.

Brinker On The Corner of Capulet and Montegue (4KB - One Shot - R) A not so innocent bystander tells what happened on the corner of Capulet and Montegue. *character death* Secerne (32KB - 6 Chapters - R) Hermione meets Draco for the first time in ten years right before he is sent to Azkaban.

CTrinity The Demonstration (15KB - One Shot - R) Hermione wakes up to find she has been held captive by Death Eaters to participate in their celebration. Violent non-con. Interaction between Hermione and a few Malfoys.

Fiery Punk Princess Clairvoyance and its Consequences (75KB - Incomplete - PG-13) Set weeks after “From Dreams to Reality”, Hermione’s newest sequence of Clairvoyant Dreams turn her world upside-down once more. With new sleeping arrangements and a complicated, changing relationship with Draco, Hermione fights to pass her upcoming NEWTs and sort out Harry’s new advances while still running her busy life. And over time, she is, along with Harry, Ron, Draco and a few others, faced with the hardest challenge she has ever faced: Fighting against Voldemort … in her Dreams!

HLG Goodbye (5KB - One Shot - PG-13) Hermione tries to save Draco on a cold winter night. Right and Wrong (5KB - One Shot - R) He knew I’d be here. He knew I’d repeat his offer over and over again in my mind until the line between right and wrong blurred, washing my morals away with it. He knew, and I hate him for that.

Humansitis The Battle For All (144KB - 14 Chapters - PG-13) It's their final year at Hogwarts. Everything they've learned and done come down to this. Our gang battles it out for love, freedom, friendship, truth, and honor. Oh! And Draco, Harry, Ginny, and Hermione get caught in a love square! Agent Granger, CIA (117KB - 10 Chapters - PG-13) Hermione's all grown up and joined the CIA. Yes, we're proud of her, but why isn't she happy? Ever since Ron left her and Harry died, nothing's been right for her...Now ten years later, their paths cross again --

Inwitari Dare You to Move (12KB - One Shot - PG) The wizarding world stands on the brink of war. In the turmoil one woman still feels like a little girl, struggling to forgive herself for her mistakes... and one man is going to make sure the high and mighty take a nasty fall. What happens when plans fail and you have to be strong? What happens when everything you believe in dissipates? Welcome to the resistance, where there is no time to mourn. It's time to make your move. I dare you. Face to Face (7KB - One Shot - PG) When two enemies had to make a choice, they had hoped it would never come to this. People tell you to follow your heart, but how can you when it's split in two? Face to face with your biggest fear, what would you decide? The stars are watching, and you can't argue with fate... To Be A Hero (7KB - One Shot - PG) Everyone is the Hero of their own life story, but what does it take to be the Hero of Hermione's story? In a world riddled with war and pain, nothing is black and white and you have to prepare for the oncoming night. True Heroes are hard to find. We Are the Lucky Ones (5KB - One Shot - PG) When the last battle is over, who is left behind to shed the tears? Who has made the ultimate sacrifice; and who has been lucky?

kishijoten A Family Affair (184KB - 25 Chapters - R) Just after his sixteenth birthday, Draco Malfoy learns of a horrifying plot against his life, forcing him to take on a new identity and adopt a new way of life. Years later, Malfoy learns that time has not stood still back home, and he finds himself dragged once again into the intrigue and danger that always surround anyone named 'Malfoy'.

Lady de Winter Hogwarts Masquerade (5 Chapters - G) Hogwarts hosts its very first Masked Ball and Hermione finds herself making a bet with Ron and dancing with a mysterious stranger. But who is it?

Lady Draherm (eldee_fic) The After Kiss (4KB - One Shot - PG-13) He shouldn’t have done it... Crafty (4KB - One Shot - G) I have other ways that will make you relax... Possible Moments (15KB - One Shot - PG-13) Draco Malfoy has turned his back on the dark side, and his family name. However, he has NO desire to fight with the side of good. During his seventh year at Hogwarts, he must deal with the Slytherins that turn on him, and the Gryffindors who don't believe him. (Written post-OotP, pre-HBP.) Tarnished (4KB - One Shot - G) Just the thought of it left her insides boiling with anger. Their Curse (112KB - 14 Chapters - PG-13) On summer vacation after fifth year, Draco Malfoy accepts a bet from a fellow Slytherin student to spend one hour in Muggle London. He gets lost, and after hours, runs into Hermione Granger. Against their will, they are connected by a curse. Draco must choose between living in a Muggle world with the Grangers for one month, and returning to the wizarding world not cured, not able to perform magic.... Weapon (19KB - One Shot - R) Hermione Granger is on the run from Aurors. Draco Malfoy, Death Eater in hiding, is not pleased when she shows up at his flat. She might just blow his and Blaise's cover, leading the Aurors right to them.

Lucia di Medici Draco Vanitas (Avarice) (8KB - One Shot - PG-13) On the eve of the Dark Lord’s triumph, Draco Malfoy has claimed the last addition to his collection. The Sign of the Asp (6KB - One Shot - PG) A series of vignettes documenting the final days before war breaks for one Draco Malfoy, proud Death Eater.

majamariamaja The Mystery Of You (33KB - Incomplete - R) Hermione's been left by her friends to fend for herself in her last year at Hogwarts. Why? Well, she won't speak about it. Then, as if she hadn't been through enough already, she(being the Head Girl) has to share a common room with Draco Malfoy(Head Boy). What will happen within those walls when they're all alone? Otherwise Engaged (268KB - 24 Chapters - R) Hermione Granger's practically perfect life is turned upside-down after meeting her former enemy at the local pub. This is her story. I froze. I wasn't alone. Was Martin here? I removed the pillow from my face and opened my eyes. It wasn't my bedroom. Where the hell was I? "Good morning, Mudblood." I screamed while jumping into a sitting position. "Malfoy?!"

Priah Falling in Love When You're Ten (287KB - 16 Chapters - R) A trove of song fics and short stories with various plotlines. Rape, desecration, suicide, jealousy, misconception, death, rejection, and everything in between. DracoHermione. R4 sex and mild themes.

twin-v Doing the Unthinkable (16KB - One Shot - PG-13) When a storm prevents Draco and Hermione from buying Valentine's Day gifts for each other, they both resort to doing the unthinkable... Sort of sequel to Reasons. Home To Stay (7KB - One Shot - G) She wants to travel, he wants to marry her. They each go their separate ways, both angry at the other. But one day, she returns... Poison (19KB - One Shot - PG-13) The last of the trilogy... Draco and Hermione's relationship has finally been revealed to their families and friends. Life's great and nothing could be better. Why, then, is the title 'Poison'? Reasons (4KB - One Shot - PG) Draco tries hard to convince himself that he hates Hermione by writing a list of the things he hates about her. But when the list falls into Hermione's hands... Two Miles from London (53KB - One Shot - PG) Hermione sees Draco looking less than his usual dignified self somewhere two miles from London, and offers to help him. She meets Draco's pesky brother, and the two Malfoys compete for the Mudblood's affection.

[icaroid]

yes i am wearing the humansized hat that came w the american girl doll i got when i was 5yrs old and my heavy wool cloak and carrying my walking staff why do you ask

[imafivestarkpopstan]

Lord of the Kims

SKZ, BTS, tXT X sister reader

Lotlr AU

Warnings : spoilers for lord of the rings trilogy, hurt, comfort

"Go away!" Y/N yelled at the Tae's, Jimin and Jungkook. "I'm going alone!"

"Then we're coming with you!" Taehyun cried. Jungkook jumped into Y/N's boat, while Jimin, Taehyun and Taehyung had another.

"Oppa." Y/N fling herself onto Jungkook and tears poured down her cheeks. "Oppa, I'm scared."

"Don't worry." Jungkook said. "We'll be there with you the whole way."

_______________________

"Where did they go?!" Jin yelled. He was desperately searching for seven if his siblings, two having been taken by Orcs.

"They can't have gotten far." Namjoon reasoned. "Me, Yeonjun, Beomgyu, Chan and Kai will look for Soobin and Changbin."

"The rest will look for Y/N, the two Tae's, Jimin and Jungkook. I'm sure they went together." Hoseok said. Minho nodded.

"There!" Jisung yelled, spotting two canoes making their way down the river. His face fell. "They wouldn't want us to look for them. Y/N may not even have wanted them to go with her."

"You're right." Jeongin said dejectedly. "Hyung, let's just go with Joonie Hyung and his group."

Jin nodded in defeat and the remaining siblings trooped to Namjoon's group.

"Joon, she wouldn't want us to look for her. And Bang PD said they would be safe." Everyone tensed at the mention of their beloved Wizard, Bang Si Hyuk.

_______________________

"What's that noise?" Y/N stopped her older brothers. A rustling in the tree. Then a fierce creature attacked them. "Ahhh!"

"Nasty little humanses, stealing Gollum's precious!" The creature, now identified as Gollum, snarled and lunged for the ring. Y/N's eyes widened and she scrambled aeay, but Gollum got hold of her. Then a rope went around his neck. Jungkook stood there, with the rope in his hand.

"PSY gave it to me." He explained, referring to the elf king and his wife, Jisoo. (I'm not shipping, their age gap is way too big.)

"It burns!" Gollum wailed. "It burns us!"

"If we loosen it, do you promise to obey us?" Y/N asked. Gollum nodded pitifully.

"We swears to be loyal to mistress. We swears on..." He paused. "We swears on the precious!"

"Jungkook, untie him." Y/N said. Reluctantly, Jungkook untied Gollum. He jumped in front.

"This way, humans, this way!" He galloped across the threshold and they followed warily, reaching a marsh.

_______________________

"Jungkook, I don't trust him anymore." Y/N whimpered. "I just want to ditch him!"

"Me too." Jungkook said. Behind them, they heard the others murmuring in agreement, as they watched Gollum go ahead. "If we want to, we can kill him."

"No!" Y/N whispered. "We aren't direct murderers, we only kill if necessary."

"Guys." Taehyung called. "Look ahead."

Their mouths fell open. In front of them was a great mountain. Mordor.

"It's here." Y/N gasped. "We've arrived."

Then she let out a pained groan, clutching the ring on her chest.

"Are you okay?" Taehyun asked worriedly.

"I'm fine." Y/N gasped,her hands still holding the ring.

"Drop it in!" Jungkook yelled. "Do it now!"

Y/N held the ring above the lava, ready to drop it.

"Do it!" Jimin and Taehyung cried together. She turned around.

"No." She said. "It's MINE."

"Y/N come on!" Taehyun cried. "This isn't you!"

"Give me the precious?" Gollum surprised them, and Y/N put on the ring. But Gollum saw her footsteps and he tried to bite off her finger. He failed, but he got the ring. Y/N reappeared, and lunged Gollum. They both tumbled down the cliff. Y/N's brothers were stuck in a silent scream. Then Jimin ran to the edge, to see Y/N just hanging on.

"Help me!" He roared at his brothers, who immediately rushed to help him pull Y/N up. They somehow managed, and she now lay on a rock with them.

"I'm glad you guys are here with me." Y/N murmured faintly. "I don't know what I would have done without you."

"Don't mention it." Taehyung said.

"At least we die together." Taehyun said. "Siblings forever."

"Separated Never." The others echoed, putting their hands over Y/N's for the sibling chant.

They slowly blacked out, feeling tiredness overtake them.

"She's waking!" A voice said excitedly. "Can you hear me, Y/N Kim?"

"J-Jin Oppa?" Y/N squinted at her eldest brothers face. He grinned down at her.

"How're you feeling?"

"My head hurts, Oppa."

"Here." He produced a bottle of Advil from his backpack. (A/N this is a modern lotr au)

"Thanks." Y/N popped spill into her mouth and grabbed the water on the nightstand. "When-when did I get here?"

"Last night." Bang PD said.

"U-Uncle Bang?" Y/N gasped, and he nodded. Then two figures dove onto her bed. "Hannie Oppa? Innie Oppa?"

"Guess who waited for you all night?" Bang PD asked. Y/N looked questioningly at him and Jungkook ran to her bed.

"You're up! I was so worried! I couldn't sleep!"

"Did you stay with me all night?" Y/N asked.

"Well duh." Jungkook said. "Listen, you're never going to go thorugh that again."

"Never again." Y/N smiled. She knew her brothers would be there for her through thick and thin. She was ready to go back to Daegu.