#humans are only allowed to exist cuz theres the lame fail townspeople i dont care enough to think about

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warriors have horns and are naturally very strong and sturdy and tall.

mages and clerics are both wizards and theyre similar but they specialise in different magics like blood elves and night elves.

thieves are small and stringy and really fast and flexible.

who gives a shit about popstars. they look like those horrible fucked up plastic surgery brothers fuck you.

chefs have super heightened senses and can eat a lot and some have extra teeth tongues or even whole mouths.

cat is obvious. it ranges from anime catpeople to full furries.

you already know imp.

scientists are big brain time cyborgs (like in the partial way. bits and pieces.) but theyre also snobby as hell.

tanks are full on robot android cyborg mecha people. what more is there to say.

the only one that isnt a species is princess cuz every species has gotta have princesses man come on.

flowers are just flower people, man.

vampire.

elf.

other specieses can become warriors, thieves, pop stars, chefs, and scientists as professions if they want to but it wont be as easy for them. they cant just become tanks or flowers though can they.

the miitopia classes/jobs are actually different species and humans are actually very rare in this essay i will