#humanitysbridge

[fightwing]

happy birthday! i hope it's wonderful <3

thank you!!! friendly reminder you are wonderful!!!

[gctjinxd]

@humanitysbridge​

she is taking extra care in controlling her breathing, reminding herself to twitch ever so slightly every count of ten to try her best at mimicking her real sleeping habits. waiting for him to take the bait and toss the blanket more over her or better yet come and give her a kiss she knew he could not help himself from giving. all energy going to make sure she didn’t give it away by grinning or giggling as she pictured his face when she popped up to kiss him first. the startle he would get him. 

[humanitysbridge]

“  ------- maybe i gotta LOOK like a freakin’ ROBOT, but that doesn’t mean i gotta ACT like one. ”

[pnkfox]

@humanitysbridge​ said “ ↕ 6’6” lmao ” | HEIGHT COMPARISON MEME

victor: 6′6 | tiffany: 4′7

“ this is stupid : YOU’RE stupid.”

[ofsteelandstardust]

Using an app on his phone to put a filter over his voice, he calls Vic from a blocked number. “Greetings, Cortana. I am calling to tell you that you are a, and I quote the urban diciontary, ‘punk ass bitch’ if you really belived that Carter would not visit you during the holidays. You will find him at the home of your surprior counterpart. AKA the Apple Store. He needed,” he’s ruining it - he’s ruining it because he can’t stop laugh, “to get you a present so he thought he would buy you a fancy new case at the Apple Store. Hopefully you like the phrase ‘live love laugh’ because it is gonna take 1000 of them to cover your whole body.” Getting his laughter out of his system with one last rather loud outburst, he takes the filter off. “Okay but seriously. I’m here. But not at the Apple Store. I’m grabbing pizza. What toppings do you want? Also I got you a real gift. No takebacksies. I lost the receipt. You have to accept it.”

@humanitysbridge​

[fantabuloushq]

𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓇𝓉𝑒𝓇   𝒻𝑜𝓇   @humanitysbridge

           the most important part of emancipation,   or so i’ve been told,   is getting a job.   petty theft is fun ‘n all,   but it ain’t a great way for a girl to financially support herself and her hyena baby.   plus,   stealing’s a part of my youthful tomfoolery not this whole adult schtick everyone’s obsessed with.   anyway,   i been takin’ myself real serious lately.   a couple-a badass business cards later,   everyone stopped thinkin’ o’ me as joker’s girl and started taken me real serious,   too!  it took a while,   but once everyone figured out that the last person you think is capable of getting a job done is the first person you should hire,   the real jobs started pourin’ in.   it’s a foolproof plan to keepin’ the feds off your case!   i would know.   AND,   it turns out,   for a decent sum o’ cash,   i really follow through!  listen,   the reason i’m tellin’ you all this is is so that you don’t judge me when i tell you i’m in detroit.   it’s business,   not leisure,   duh!   do you even have to ask?   don’t go tellin’ no one or nothin’,   but i’m here to get some super important software from a dorky little do gooder.   they say he’s some kinda tech genius,   but i say:   men’s egos are the worst.   either way,   a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do,   so if you hear me throwing the g word around it’s cos the only thing i’m willin’ to stroke around here to get the job done is a little ego.   and maybe some keypads.   and boards.   keyboards.   what could a tech wiz loves more than keystrokes,   right? 

           upon arrival at the infamous star labs,   harley realizes how difficult really good tech makes this job.   how could it be that the reason for her hire could also be the reason for her failure?   she kinda wishes she could use some tech of her own,   blow the lid right off this joint and have what she wants sitting there in the middle of all the rubble on a silver platter,   but unfortunately that is not the case.   it’s not cos the silver platter is too unrealistic or fancy,   but rather that violence would sooner have her ass in jail than back in gotham.   this guy?   this guy works for the bat.   rather than let the change of pace deter her,   she lets it redirect her to victor stone’s apartment.   “yeesh kabob,”   she says,   eyebrows furrowing,   expression grimacing.   based on her less than warm welcome she thinks she may as well still be at star labs.   it was such a different vibe than her own apartment that she couldn’t imagine living inside of something so...   sterile.   “hmm,”   harley hums to herself as she eyes the buttons and lights and gadgets and gizmos that all mean something to someone.   luckily,   they mean nothing to her,   but she knows one of those suckers gotta get the job done!   “beep,  boop,  bee-dee-boop,”   she sing songs as if she knows the note each button will make.  head tilts,   eyes  widen.   she’s a kid on christmas with a new toy!   light taps of controls she doesn’t understand quickly become fists against metal.   she bangs them with each syllable.   “come!”   bang.   “on!”   as if an answer from the gods above,  she’s in!   and if she thought it was christmas before...

           “hole.y. shit.”   is harley’s extra enunciated profanity.   “this kid’s a genius alright,”   she says to herself,   picking up random objects and putting them back lazily,   thinking tech-genius or not,   victor stone certainly knew how to make money.   a couple spins through the kitchen and then she’s opening closet doors,   pressing multiple buttons until a tv appears and turns on,   eyes glistening in the blue lit reflection.   windows go from night to day,   an impossibly secure location that even her ex-puddin’ would think is to die for.   a gasp.  “that! tub!”   she plucks some strawberries from the fridge,   drops her clothes to the floor and hops into the spa tub she’s sure has a million other features she’s not even using.   and to think   ---   this is work!

           bleached strands are wet and dripping onto his sofa now as she lays towel clad in the living room.   she’s made herself what she considers,  “one fucking gourmet sandwich if you ask me,”   and is biting into it,   wide,   like she doesn’t know when her next meal is coming.   blame it on the odd hours.   the tv is so loud she almost doesn’t hear him   ---   until she does.   when she catches a glimpse of him,  harley practically jumps out of her skin.   the sandwich-free hand moves to her heart and then to cover her mouth as she swallows a bite,   quickly reprimanding him.   “jesus!   don’t you KNOCK?!   i coulda been indecent,”   she explains like it’s not only obvious,   but horrific.   without so much a second glance in vic’s direction harley is slamming his bedroom door behind her like she’s in some sorta lover’s quarrel.   once she’s thrown her clothes on and is about to head back out to her cave in his living room,   harley pauses,   hand loosely gripping the door handle.  she perks up,  a lightbulb going off above her head,  and she fucking knocks on the door from inside the bedroom.  when she walks back out,   she’s wearing a smug expression.   “see?”   she asks,  pleased with her demonstration.   she throws herself horizontally onto his couch and smiles big like she’s an old friend paying a pal a visit and he should be so happy to see her.   “hiya vic!”

[punsandtofu]

Return Home

While it had been great to reconnect with the Doom Patrol and even get on good terms with Steve, the changeling was itching to get back to the Titans. It had been months and he felt like he’d changed so much, in more ways than one. He was eager to see what his friends thought of him now and to just see them again in general. Wanting to keep his new look and arrival a surprise, Beast Boy didn’t tell the Titans when exactly he was returning. He wanted to see the looks on their faces when he just showed up looking drastically different than when he left. The downside to this plan was the chance that they may not all be there when he returned. Lo and behold, the only Titan he saw in the main ops room was Cyborg. Ahh... his best bro. Time to show him how much he cared.

“YO, CYBORG! Get your metal butt over here and tell me how much you missed me!” @humanitysbridge​

[smolgreenboi]

@humanitysbridge​

to say he was excited would be putting it far, far too lightly.

gar scrambled out of the tower elevator and took the hall at a full sprint. the jump city farmer's market sounded like a strange thing to be so energetic and hyped up about, but anyone who thought that had NO idea just how sweet the jump city farmer's market was. especially this time of year!! which, again, sounded a little silly, but. surrounded by homemade pies? fresh, piping hot apple cider?? all sorts of warm feel good foods and the last of the autumn crops?

he could barely contain himself. and that's probably why he didn't think twice about springing onto the top of the t-car and sliding across it on his hands and knees. he came to a stop right above the windshield, ears fully forward and expression beaming as he craned himself to get a look at vic.

         ❛ --hey--hey! it's 3, dude, you said we can go         at 3--are ya ready? can we go??? --we gotta         go like soon before they run outta cider--tin dude,         vic, my buddy, my guy, my frenchiest fry--LET'S GO!!!! ❜

[solarsflared]

@humanitysbridge​ | JUST CAUSE WE TALKED ABOUT IT

❝  why is it called a milkshake if you do not shake it?  ❞ the indication of her clarity of the situation is in the form of the vanilla shake coating her hands and disappointment clear on the purse of her lips.   

[lilmelvin]

@humanitysbridge​

   She’s decided she likes Titans Tower more than the monastery. Even if the Titans ‘grown-up’ talks were still just as boring. It’s alright, she’s content in her little hidey space under a table. Time flew by with enough paper and crayons. Melvin put her hand out from the tablecloth to try and feel for a lost crayon when she touched something much harder and colder than the floor. Poking her head out from the little space, Melvin’s eyes widened as she realized she had been patting part of Cyborg’s foot in her search. 

   “Eeep!” she squeaked. “I’m sorry!” Feeling embarrassed, she looked around a moment before looking back up at the older Titan. “Did you see a little nubby pink crayon roll by?” 

[fxllenwilson]

@humanitysbridge​ is up awful late

Was it reckless? Sure. Was it borderline stupid? Without a doubt, but Titans Tower was a hell of a lot closer than any underground doctor who wouldn’t ask questions. Even with accelerated healing, he didn’t want to test the limits of blood loss. Which had led to the unideal situation of rummaging around Titans med bay at ungodly hours in the night. 

It’s the soft blue light from the door that tips him off that he’s no longer unnoticed. Sighing, X glaces over his shoulder to confirm before going back to pushing heaps of white cotton into his side. 

“Could you give me like thirty seconds to finish shoving gauze in before you sonic thingamajig me?”  

[pcsitivibee]

positivity for humanitysbridge : *glides in on my heelies wearing sunglasses and carrying a margarita* oh my god you guys aren't gonna fuckin' believe how cool @humanitysbridge is, like, i barely know jay and i already can't wait to write and talk to them!! they're so friendly, i can already tell their humor is just gonna be *phenomenal* and also just generally i am: thriving. and excited. THANK YOU, JAY!!!!

[gctjinxd]

@humanitysbridge​ 

she wasn’t going to let herself be caught here. not so easily anyway and especially not while he was looking so handsome smug about it. he was smart in pinning her arms above her, she couldn’t get a good hit on him this way, and there was no way she was going to get loose with just her strength against him. he had every right to look smug -- except for the fact that she was still far more crafty than he was giving her credit.  she couldn’t help the smile upon her face even if she wanted to as she imagined knocking that stupid grin off his precious face. she didn’t have any other option. she arched her back, bringing her face to his for a kiss. her eyes closing as she made her wrists relax enough to pull them loose from his hold. 

[pnkfox]

@humanitysbridge​ | STARTER CALL 

“ dude, that was INCREDIBLE! like, you know that, right? ”  a smile curves tiffany’s mouth as she speaks, nose bunching with excited laughter. it’s not often that one of your favorite childhood superheroes comes to fight in your very hometown, LIVE and IN-PERSON. it’s honestly a LITTLE overwhelming, but still, she tries to play it cool.

[fightwing]

‘ i’m gonna eat all this chili … and / or die trying . do you want any ? ’ / @humanitysbridge​ 

                    “ better than dying from    BOREDOM. “      which, dick reckons, he’s very near to. and he gets it, he really does. they’re technically   DEAD.   and, by all accounts, they need to stay that way if they have any chance at beating slade, and potentially helping terra. they all need to be   READY   for the attack, and considering their underground hideaway didn’t exactly have a state of the art gym, that kind of meant ‘relaxing’ and bidding their time. two things both aerialist dick grayson, and teen titans dick grayson were not very good at.                 now that he thinks about it, he   WAS   kind of hungry.        “ depends on who made that chili. “           starfire is a valued titan and friend, and robin’s loyalty to her is unfailing but  .  .  . the one thing he   DOESN’T   trust her with is dinner. he’s tried one too many ‘glorrk’s’ to want to risk THAT. 

[fantabuloushq]

♥♥♥   sent   by   @humanitysbridge​​​   //   accepting

JAY!   i am so happy i slid into your dms,   ok?   despite us only-beginning-to-blossom,   i am excited to write with you   &   vic.   i am honored your multi-powered cyborg vigilante will even give my muse the time of day.   prior to getting to your blog i didn’t know that much about vic,  which means i more-than-skimmed   &   wow!   i haven’t posted harley’s info yet bc i want it to be exactly what i saw in yours:   a detailed synopsis that encompasses so much more than what meets the eye.   you do a great job of playing such a multi-faceted character   &   in few words managed to give me insight to him on the spot.   i have never written a biomechatronic character,   but i can’t imagine it’s easy,   whereas;   you’re easy,   breezy,   beautiful,   covergirl.