#humaninventorysystem

[kedicatt]

Dogboy Laios as different dog breeds

I asked for alternative Laios breed suggestions, and here's what you suggested me! Thank you a lot!

If someone has more ideas, comment or reblog, and I might make part 2.

Anatolian Shepherd

@humaninventorysystem: I like an Anatolian Shepherd Laios! Maybe because it would remind me of my dog, but also because they are big, protective, and LSGs. They are ridiculously smart but look very friendly. Mine is a big old lovebug and is very smart and protective despite being seen as “goofy.”

Samoyed

@amazingspider-boy: I think Laios could be a Samoyed! They're medium sized, and super super fluffy (and I always think Laios' hair looks so fluffy lol) and they are sometimes described as having a "perpetual smile" which to me fits Laios because he's always so excited about monsters and stuff. Samoyeds also have a high energy level and they're very open/friendly to strangers which also very much fits Laios imo. Finally, they're very protective and affectionate with family! Samoyeds are also very clever and don't tire easily. They love to be social with both other dogs and people! (I just thought of which breed I thought would fit Laios and then looked up all this info on various dog sites lol)

Timber Shepherd

@lucky-fy: Just saw a “Timber Shepherd” (wolf-dog) while I was on duty in the intensive care unit and that dog was so Laios. I have pictures on my blog, aha

German Shepherd (White Shepherd)

@aces-and-anime: German shepherd? Honestly no reason other than vibes @megomelas: #white german shepherd! #because they’re relatively big dogs/loyal/white fur/etc

[laioswife-afterdark]

Introduction Post

𓍊 𝒩𝒾𝓀𝓀𝒾 / 𝒩𝒾𝓀𝓀𝓏

𓋼 30 𝔂𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓼 𝓸𝓵𝓭 / 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝔂|𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓶, 𝓗𝓮|𝓗𝓲𝓶, 𝓢𝓱𝓮|𝓗𝓮𝓻

𓍊 𝓬𝓪𝓻𝓻𝓭

𓋼 𝒾𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓇𝒶𝒸𝓉𝓈 𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 @humaninventorysystem / 𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓅 𝒷𝓁𝑜𝑔: @laioswife

𓍊 𝓃𝑜 𝓂𝒾𝓃𝑜𝓇𝓈 / 𝒶𝑔𝑒𝓁𝑒𝓈𝓈 𝒷𝓁𝑜𝑔𝓈

*₊ 𝕀 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕥 𝕞𝕪 𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖 𝕧𝕚𝕤𝕦𝕒𝕝 𝕤𝕥𝕦𝕗𝕗 𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣 #𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕠𝕣𝕤 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕕, 𝕚𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕗𝕚𝕝𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕚𝕟 𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕖 𝕡𝕖𝕠𝕡𝕝𝕖 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕕.

*₊ 𝕂𝕚𝕟𝕜 𝕃𝕚𝕤𝕥: Praise, Breeding, D/S dynamics, Shibari art, Odaxelgnia (Biting), Light Blood (either because of period or biting), Oral (giving and receiving), Blindfolds, Predator/Prey dynamics, Vampirism/Werewolfs, LIGHT Petplay, Body Worship, Claiming, LIGHT degradation, Scent

*₊ 𝕋𝕒𝕘 𝕎𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤- tw: blood

[nerdstreak]

I love how much you get flustered when I can tease you about your ships, like a true bestie. <3. No seriously. I adore how much you love your fos and how just adorable you are with them. That's why I pull out the angee squirtgun when you do angst. I like the happy. gib it to me.

hehe thank u bestieee but YOU HAVE WONDERFULLY HEARTWRENCHING ANGST ALL THE TIME LEMME HAVE SOME TOO PLS DONT GET THE SQUIRTGUN--

[amessageonthewind]

❤ + Cayde

Cayde likes that I do things my way and that I have my own way of doing things.

Like, even if my way of doing something is a bit unorthodox, he appreciates that I have my own way and that I do it without needing much help.

[lex-n-weegie]

I love how sweet your ships are! They always make me smile when they come across my dash and you have such a great taste in media/fos! You do such great work and I think you should pat yourself on the back with how much love and effort you put into your work. ~nikkz

Thanmk you so much aaaa,,,,,

[junkratsloverat]

A,C,D,E from the fluff alphabet with Junkrat?

A = Attractive (what do they find attractive about the other?) 

 “Right, you want this by letter or by date? I could be here a whi- c’mon, baby, they asked about you! What, would you rather me lie? Good!

Alrighty, so... the first one that I think of is her hands. They’re so soft, always careful... She don’t like ’em as much, thinks they’re small n stubby, but I love ’em! And always hold one if I can!!”

C = Cuddle (how do they cuddle?)

“Usually with one of us face-first in the other’s chest, holdin’ each other. That or I’m on my back with her on my chest, cuddled up like a koala. We go back n forth with spoonin’ though. Whoever needs holdin’ most calls dibs on small spoon.”

D = Dates (what are dates with them like?)

“If she’s plannin’, they’re usually somethin’ at home. Blanket forts n movies, watchin’ the stars... cute shit!

There’s a lotta places we can’t really... go. Unless we wanna risk gettin’ caught. You’d think Overwatch would get us off a couple lists, but noooo... But, if I’m ever allowed back, I wanna get us a date at the same baseball thing we met at. She loves watchin’ ’em play, and I hate that the last time she was there... went to shit like that. I’m gonna make it up to her one day!!”

E = Everything (you are my ____ (e.g. my life, my world…))

“Treasure! Best one I’ve ever got, and the best one I'll ever have~”

[ fluff alphabet ]

[bunnis-babes]

💐🌷🌹🌺SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING 🌺🌹🌷💐

Newibwownwowneoe thank you omg I don’t deserve your love ❤️💞💖💘💕💓

[e-22912]

Ask Prompt: The Devil~

the devil: do you enjoy thunderstorms?“Free destructive energy helwauuurrr-hell yeeeeEE!” -- Very Evil“Oh but of course! the raw natural demonstration of aggression and through high charge discharges are incredibly fascinating! ...did you know we used a similar format of impact to develop the high fidelity, high security portal model we current use for our off world research operations? it all goes into the account that regardless how violent, under a controlled environment and proper, well counted components the result is always true and it always reaches the other side with the equal curacy. The application of quantum physics results on the smallest amount of delay, our current HIFOG-One model is capable of bridging two portals with a delay of only 0000.02% between each portal opening from the conception of entry A to exit B, being currently our fastest working portal and the most efficient. It doesn’t stop there however! we are currently developing a new model, HIFOG-Two and this one will have a higher reaction time, extra 12 fuxing chambers, stabilization and updated frequency crashing module to allow vertical Y,X,Z at the highest crossing speed, reducing the delay from 0000.02% to 0000.001%. Not only that, but it’ll be 3 times more stable! yeah I love thunderstorms!” -- Ordinary“ I don’t like them cause I keep getting caught on them, all the time, uff” -- Burned

[canongf-archive]

💗 thank you @humaninventorysystem!!!!! 💗

you are the biggest sweetheart!!!!! this means so much to me!!!!!! thank you, thank you, thank you!!!!! 💗💗💗

[asexualfoxmccloud]

7, 12, and 19 from this or that with your pick?

letssss go for bubby! why not?!

7-romantic dinners at fancy restaurants or take out dinners on the couch?

1000% more inclined towards takeout evenings. not that it can’t be romantic though!

12-constantly hanging off of each other or keeping a tame distance in public?

ooh... that’s a hard one to pick. more likely tame distance in public but that doesn’t mean that we don’t have occasional pda

19-gifting love letters/poems or gifting flowers?

flowers!! little casual flower gifts!!! it happens a lot :)

[morganofthecoves1]

Found a really cute picrew, so I made myself.

(https://picrew.me/image_maker/456708)

Making this a tag game because a lot for picrews I get tagged in don't let me convey that I'm a tired/pissed off plus size nb and the chibi like proportions of this one lets me do that.

Tagging: @space-helen , @uglysockperson , @vespasid , @humaninventorysystem , and whoever sees this and wants to do it.

[space-helen]

Soooo many people! Firstly if you see this it goes to you but also I'll tag some people from the top of my head. I'm so sorry if I missed anyone out but ily all really. @coping-via-clint-eastwood @frostysfrenzy @fandomismymiddlename @morganofthecoves1 @sired-to-elijahmikaelson @kelsthekat @adira-trek @hunters-rose @humaninventorysystem @faheyslantsov @starfleetimagines @pumpkinfriend @mrs-l-mccoy

Literally if you've ever interacted with me in anyway this goes to you!

[nerdstreak]

💕 with Sans?

💕Draw each other in matching clothing/outfits

*Well maybe someday you’ll actually be able to wear them more often.

*what--?

*Nothing--

[soulnottainted]

Congrats on your graduation!!!

@humaninventorysystem

TY!!!

[disneymarina]

here’s a gush pass :3 feel free to gush about whichever f/o you want, however much you want, then send this ask to 3 other selfshippers >:3

@humaninventorysystem thanks!!! :D

I pick JOHN Wick!

This fine gentlemen is on my mind!  the way he hold himself and way he fight for what right for him. he has good heart he just piss about his past and what they did to this poor man. I would anything for this Man! :D

Tags: @magicalbunbun, @guettaes, @modimabundle

[starfleetimagines]

Malcolm Reed - Confessions

Pairing: Malcolm x gender neutral reader Requested by @humaninventorysystem: Can we get a nervous Malcolm Reed trying to confess his crush on the reader? Word count: 710 Tag list: @wallows-spring, @sinschesters, @deeppandanerdbatty, @thisismysecrethappyplace - If anyone wants to be added to or removed from a tag list, please let me know

“Just go over and talk to them!” Trip whisper-shouted to Malcolm, who was staring at you from across the mess-hall. “Ask them on a date.”

“I can’t,” Malcolm said, shaking his head.

Trip sighed heavily. “Why not?”

“Because,” the other man replied pathetically.

“Because…?” Trip prompted.

Malcolm frowned. “Because I don’t know what to do if they reject me.”

“I’ve seen the way they look at ya’,” Trip said. “Trust me, they won’t say no. Just go ask them to dinner. Or movie night.”

Malcolm made a face. “No offense, but I’m not sure I want our first date to be at movie night.”

Trip smirked. “Fair enough. At least tell ‘em how ya’ feel. You don’t have to go on a fancy, official first date right away if you’d rather keep things more casual for a while.”

“What do I even say?” Malcolm asked, looking at his friend.

Trip gave him a small shrug. “Just be honest. Say that you’ve been admirin’ them for a while and wanted to finally let them know.”

Malcolm rubbed his clammy palms against his pants and nodded slightly. “All right. But if this backfires, it’s your fault.”

Trip held up his hands and grinned as Malcolm approached you. “Mind if I join you?”

You smiled and shook your head. “Please.”

He swallowed nervously and took a seat next to you. “How’s the food?”

“Good,” you said. “Is your day going okay?”

“Uh, yeah, it’s all right,” he replied.

You raised an eyebrow slightly. “Are you okay? You seem nervous.”

He licked his lips and nodded. “I just have something to tell you, and I’m not sure how you’ll respond.”

You frowned. “Uh oh. Is it something bad? Am I dying? Are you dying?”

“No, no, nothing like that,” he replied. He made eye contact with you for only a second before looking away. “I want you to know that I really admire the work that you do. You’re an extremely hard worker and I love how passionate you are about what you do.”

You smiled at him. “Thank you, I feel the same way about you. Half the crew would be dead by now if you weren’t here.”

Malcolm’s lips twitched. “I… enjoy your company, Y/N.”

“I enjoy yours as well,” you said, brows furrowing together when he didn’t say anything else. “Is that all you wanted to tell me?”

He shook his head and pursed his lips together. “I’m sorry. I’m not great at talking about stuff like this.”

“Stuff like what?”

He finally made constant eye contact with you. He took in a deep breath. “Y/N, I think I may be developing feelings for you. Romantic feelings, that is. I’ve been feeling this way for a while, but I didn’t know how to tell you. And I know that it isn’t always appropriate for coworkers to date but seeing as we’re in different departments I figured it wouldn’t be that big of a deal. But I understand if you don’t want to get involved with me, for whatever reason. And I’m sorry if me saying this is making you uncomfortable or will affect how we work together, but I—”

You cut him off by kissing his lips gently.

His eyes widened, but he kissed you back after a moment. He moved his hand up to your face, feeling your cheek tighten as you smiled.

For a few moments, everything else melted away. The ship, the crew, the hum of the engines. All of it faded into the background. It felt like it was just the two of you. You felt the soft skin of his lips moving against yours. His rough fingertips pressing ever so slightly against your cheek. His hair falling over his forehead and tickling your own.

Then, you pulled away and the world came back into focus. You looked into his eyes, your own squinting in a smile.

Malcolm’s cheeks were flushed, and he smiled. “I take it that means you feel the same way…?”

You nodded, taking his hand in yours. “I’ve been wanting to kiss you for a long time.”

His smile widened. “Well in that case, Y/N, will you go out with me?”

You nodded again, smile spreading across your face. “I’d love to.”

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