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seawitchkaraoke · 2 years ago

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the try guys doing a skydiving video and Zach talking about how much he loved it is reawakening the need to go jump out of a plane in me, like, that shit was the best feeling ever, why am I not doing it right now

Guess I'm researching sky diving schools now, I have some money saved up, come on, surely it can't be that expensive right. Right?

#i simply. need to be in the air #still so fucking unfair that i don't have wings #human evolution is dumb i wanna be a crow #or a seagull #be annoying. steal fries. fly places #i already do two out of these things #i should get to do the third too #i'd also really love to do hanggliding again but that is.... bit complicated i think #paragliding would be easier since that's much easier to transport #but where i currently live... neither are really..... realistic as a hobby. bc. no mountains #skydiving though? planes can take off anywhere #surely there's a school around berlin right? right?

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