#human diet

[unused-paradox]

we eat fucking poison all the time

[blanksoullesseyes]

[canisalbus]

are the dogs in your universe colorblind? and if so has that effected the popularity of different dye colors in any way?

The dogs in my universe see the same spectrum of color humans do. This is one of those seemingly small details that would cause big, dominoing changes in their worldview and culture if I altered it, and I feel like it's just not worth the hassle. Dogs in real life see blue, yellow and muted green fine, but red and orange are completely absent, and my art tends to be more warm toned, with recurring reds and oranges.

[anonymouscheeses]

Gimme them gimme them dope and diamonds

Diet Mountain Dew, baby, New York city

Never was there ever a girl so pretty

Do you think we'll be in love forever?

Do you think we'll be in love...?

[cubbihue]

A question for the fairies! Why do y'all have legs if you float everywhere? Is it some kindof evolutionary leftover? Or to be more familiar to humans? (Btw I love your series/headcanons, and I love the designs of everyone!)

The reason they have legs is becau-

Oh! Yeah, sure, ok. Go ahead, Cosmo.

....

Well you heard it here folks!!!! Right from the source!!

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[crystallizedtwilight]

I love that even from just the hand you can tell it's Shock trying to threaten Lock into eating a vegetable 😂 she 100% would though it's so fitting

I imagine while she's studying potion ingredients she realizes "wow, plants can be really good for you" and makes it out of her junk food era but she never quite convinces Lock and Barrel to share her enthusiasm haha

[askmagus]

Hair routine when??? Skin routine when?? Life routine when????????

they're just joking. probably

[fineyoungcarnivores]

[frithwontdie]

Went abit overboard with my charcoal grill lol. 😋 yum.

[in-asterism]

cursed daughter of a blessed mother who is the blessed daughter of a cursed mother who is the cursed daughter of a cursed mother

[somecunttookmyurl]

oh i remember the saga of donut peeing on the bed every day for years :( is little man ok now?

he's been fine ever since i finally found a vet that would examine him and discovered he'd had a uti pretty much the whole time and by that point had urinary crystals that would have eventually killed him

same vet won't investigate siouxsie's chronic vomiting. go figure.

[danieyells]

"Boss, this is an intervention. A medical intervention."

[arctic-hands]

My belief with no real proof other than the trivial knowledge that bears have been observed gazing out in wonder at beautiful scenes before them, but I think bears* are just as sapient as humans there's just something that makes them snap and go batshit aggro whenever they see a human being

*not pandas

[ranticore]

do centaurs who would normally have horns (like cows or deer) have them in the ironwall setting? would a cowtaur be expected to be polled as a baby?

I did think pretty hard about including additional animal features above the waist but ultimately decided against it (they have round human ears etc), so I don't think there would be horns at all but I never really considered that either. So... maybe

[luimagines]

Oh gosh. Feeding the chain modern food. I've actually thought about this a lot.

I think it's a fun idea to give them all these weird and new recipes/food items, but I also think it would probably make most of them sick

Like, (speaking as an American) so much food is processed. Even some of the stuff you think you're getting healthy has been processed or is riddled with additives/pesticides/gmo's

So just. unadulterated junk food? On boys that have never in their lives eaten anything but the cleanest, as organic as it gets, nutritional meals? McDonald's? Some sour candy? I wouldn't be surprised if they puked it up

(I can just imagine Wind or Wild wanting to try some of Reader's "weird" food so badly, and then getting immediately sick. The chain then regards them as having an iron stomach for all the weird stuff they eat without batting an eye.

...maybe not Wild though actually. He eats rocks.)

Don't even get me started on the nutritional adaptation. Like a reader that doesn't ever eat fruits/veggies/drink water?? They'd wonder how they're alive 😭😭

Hyrule and Wild are the only ones who can stomach it.

Twilight and Warrior are wiling to try even if they get stomach aches afterwards. Twilight drinks chuchu jelly. So I'm sure he'd fine in the end. And I'm willing to bet that Warrior had to et some weird things during the war when ration ran low so he can tough it out.

Legend can go one of two ways. He can either tolerate like no big deal or he's taken out of commission for the week. There's no in-between. He's traveled a lot so I'm sure he's been exposed to a lot of different things and can thus handle more- but it's a Russian Roulette of what can take and can't take.

Wind and Four don't last long. They eat bologna and are out for the rest of the day with tummy aches.

Don't even try with Time or Sky. They're the most sensitive. I'm willing to bet the smell alone can make them feel sick.

[muzsmocsing]

I am SO happy to inform you that you'll enjoy a lot of Book 4 based on your wishlist. Not everything you hope for is in there, of course, but I think you'll find it interesting and satisfying.

If this isn't Zhuzhi-Lang by the end of those 500 pages I'm rioting.