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we eat fucking poison all the time
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#teeth#earl the eyeball eater#eye eating#cannibalistic#demon#possession#third eye#terzo occhio#look at me#guardami#cibo#human diet#fame#hunger#fear#👁️
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are the dogs in your universe colorblind? and if so has that effected the popularity of different dye colors in any way?
The dogs in my universe see the same spectrum of color humans do. This is one of those seemingly small details that would cause big, dominoing changes in their worldview and culture if I altered it, and I feel like it's just not worth the hassle. Dogs in real life see blue, yellow and muted green fine, but red and orange are completely absent, and my art tends to be more warm toned, with recurring reds and oranges.
#Machete for example would have no reason to wear (expensively dyed) red clothes if no one could see the color red#I wandered off to compare some theoretized dog vision charts#and I think his signature orangish scarlet might show up as something closer to desaturated olive?#which is nice in itself but would not have the same effect#they also have the same diets as humans for this same reason#finding substitutes for every ordinary food that dogs can't eat would be a pain#answered#anonymous#Vaschete lore
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Gimme them gimme them dope and diamonds
Diet Mountain Dew, baby, New York city
Never was there ever a girl so pretty
Do you think we'll be in love forever?
Do you think we'll be in love...?
#i freaking love this song#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel charlie#charlie hazbin hotel#charlie x vaggie#charlie morningstar#hazbin charlie#chaggie#vaggie x charlie#rainbowmoth#fallenstar#hazbin hotel vaggie#hazbin vaggie#vaggatha#vaggie#diet mountain dew#art#fanart#artists on tumblr#digital art#I LOOOVE DEPICTING THEM BOTH AS SO IN LOVE WITH EACHOTHERRR UGHHH#MY HUMAN AU IS BACCKK ILL TRU GETTING TO THE ASKS I SWEAR!!#SPEAKING OF ASKS PLEASE DROP IN SOME!! I LOVE THEMM >:3#i took the uhhh family picture from the pilot for Charlie's design and changed it a bit#i might take off the bow tho or the fluff thing idfk#slight redesigns! Vaggie has ripped jeans ofc and charlie has overalls#ill jst make another post showing their full body designs.... later 😭#myyy babbieeeessssss 💜💜💜#forbidden chaggie au#hazbin forbidden chaggie au
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A question for the fairies! Why do y'all have legs if you float everywhere? Is it some kindof evolutionary leftover? Or to be more familiar to humans? (Btw I love your series/headcanons, and I love the designs of everyone!)
The reason they have legs is becau-
Oh! Yeah, sure, ok. Go ahead, Cosmo.
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Well you heard it here folks!!!! Right from the source!!
Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]
#fairly oddparents#fop#fop a new wish#fop cosmo#cosmo#asks#itty bitties fop au#stephanweaverofworlds#....i think cosmo got a bit of stage fright there.#hrm.#WELL ANYWAYS#fairies are a parasitic sort of creatures. they require high levels of mimicry in order to survive and thrive.#legs were an evolutionary trait to make them more appealing to humans- a prey that makes a majority of their diet.#a bit like how carnivore flowers release sickly sweet smells to attract flies!
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I love that even from just the hand you can tell it's Shock trying to threaten Lock into eating a vegetable 😂 she 100% would though it's so fitting
I imagine while she's studying potion ingredients she realizes "wow, plants can be really good for you" and makes it out of her junk food era but she never quite convinces Lock and Barrel to share her enthusiasm haha
#Barrel's natural diet is cold buried human corpses#And Lock's diet would mean dragging a deer home in his teeth#so eventually she's like welp ok fine have your pizza I guess
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Hair routine when??? Skin routine when?? Life routine when????????
they're just joking. probably
#life giving magus#adventure time#magus adventure time#lgm adventure time#atimers#ask blog#adventure time ask blog#ancient sleeping magi of life giving#life giving magi#magus is a carnivore!! not an obligate carnivore so they can enjoy a variety of foods#but a mesocarnivore so approximately 50% of their diet is meat#compared to the 5-15% of most humans!!#that's where a majority of their protein comes from#so basically every meal for them has a lot of meat in it. breakfast lunch and dinner.#fun fact they can also digest raw meat! hooray!!
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Went abit overboard with my charcoal grill lol. 😋 yum.
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oh i remember the saga of donut peeing on the bed every day for years :( is little man ok now?
he's been fine ever since i finally found a vet that would examine him and discovered he'd had a uti pretty much the whole time and by that point had urinary crystals that would have eventually killed him
same vet won't investigate siouxsie's chronic vomiting. go figure.
#literally just gave him some food that dissolves the crystals then ongoing diet of urinary care focused food and he hasn't wet the bed since#poor boy was peeing in pain almost his entire life and was just told it was anxiety#you know. like a human woman
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"Boss, this is an intervention. A medical intervention."
#danie yells at tokyo debunker#i wanna know how yuri feels about taiga's diet. is it special? is it a curse or something? what happens if he eats normal human food#he said that the proccessed anomalous plants and enzymes are 'dirt water' when they're able to be consumed by humans#so i assume he doesn't really like either things humans can normally eat or it's just when the anomaly is no longer raw that it's a problem#i wonder if there's a slim chance we'll learn anything about taiga this chapter. he's gonna be there but i kinda doubt it
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Oh gosh. Feeding the chain modern food. I've actually thought about this a lot.
I think it's a fun idea to give them all these weird and new recipes/food items, but I also think it would probably make most of them sick
Like, (speaking as an American) so much food is processed. Even some of the stuff you think you're getting healthy has been processed or is riddled with additives/pesticides/gmo's
So just. unadulterated junk food? On boys that have never in their lives eaten anything but the cleanest, as organic as it gets, nutritional meals? McDonald's? Some sour candy? I wouldn't be surprised if they puked it up
(I can just imagine Wind or Wild wanting to try some of Reader's "weird" food so badly, and then getting immediately sick. The chain then regards them as having an iron stomach for all the weird stuff they eat without batting an eye.
...maybe not Wild though actually. He eats rocks.)
Don't even get me started on the nutritional adaptation. Like a reader that doesn't ever eat fruits/veggies/drink water?? They'd wonder how they're alive 😭😭
Hyrule and Wild are the only ones who can stomach it.
Twilight and Warrior are wiling to try even if they get stomach aches afterwards. Twilight drinks chuchu jelly. So I'm sure he'd fine in the end. And I'm willing to bet that Warrior had to et some weird things during the war when ration ran low so he can tough it out.
Legend can go one of two ways. He can either tolerate like no big deal or he's taken out of commission for the week. There's no in-between. He's traveled a lot so I'm sure he's been exposed to a lot of different things and can thus handle more- but it's a Russian Roulette of what can take and can't take.
Wind and Four don't last long. They eat bologna and are out for the rest of the day with tummy aches.
Don't even try with Time or Sky. They're the most sensitive. I'm willing to bet the smell alone can make them feel sick.
#pinky replies#human! reader#anon headcanons#Sky is the easy one because Skyloft#but I also think that Time was sheltered nutrition wise as a child#he's gotten better as he's grown up and can eat a meal- but he spend a lot of time on a kokiri diet#I'm wiling to bet he can't handle many foods even now#that includes seasonings#unfortunately
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I am SO happy to inform you that you'll enjoy a lot of Book 4 based on your wishlist. Not everything you hope for is in there, of course, but I think you'll find it interesting and satisfying.
If this isn't Zhuzhi-Lang by the end of those 500 pages I'm rioting.
#humans are not a natural part of a bamboo viper's diet get my boy some frogs and birds#is this a snake demon activits page now?#apparently#also get him a proper wage#i know for a fact tianlang-jun ain't paying him shit#family run evil businesses be like that#scum villain self saving system#svsss#zhuzhi lang
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Faunus that are just... more, is my favourite part about your work. Cannon faunus while okay, people are so fucking afraid to give them better justice in fanart and writing. Faunus deserve fluff too
Hello!
Ye the single trait is rather sparse and fur is def something I don’t see often in fan interpretations (which is a shame cause it’s fun! It’s a built in blankie) but I guess to each their own.
I didn’t have much thoughts about canon Faunus until we started seeing more of them in the series, and sometimes I just could not tell who they were based on. It just made me want to explore and I’m glad you guys are enjoying it! I got some future ideas.
I’ve mentioned wanting to draw some of the other characters like neon. Also something with Blake and Vel that has to do about fur and learning to be comfortable with being a Faunus. And there’s a silly winter themed hc I wanna post about soon that I’m excited to share with you guys :D Here’s a totally not surreal preview:
More to come but ye!
Thanks for your kind words friend!
#fooze#death-by-window#rwby#rwby fanart#velvet scarlatina#rwby velvet#naw but I’m real glad you guys have been enjoying my Faunus takes#Im sure anyone could push the animal trait limits more than I am. I still wanted them to look human. just MORE traits than what’s there#another thing I wanted to do was show how some Faunus have more animal traits than others#I’m also playing with the idea of their personalities or habits being based off/obtained from their animal traits#like Blake can purr. velvets got a mostly vegetarian diet. ilia totally will hang off branch like objects. etc~
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One thing that always bothered me in high school (and still does, years after!) was touring a college and the tour guides went, "as a college freshman, you'll probably be susceptible to the Freshman Fifteen, so be careful!" as my tour group passed the college's gym complex (it was actually a pretty impressive gym, though, but that's beside the point).
Like, that just bothers me because... I wonder what is so different between American high school and American college that might contribute to weight gain (sarcasm intended)! Even taking 101 classes is very different from the classes you might take in high school, I don't think it's fair to hold your body to the standards you had in high school.
Absolutely, I think it's important to prioritize health for your body, but weight gain associated with major lifestyle changes are normal and why I remember this so clearly is because the threat of weight gain was treated as something that ought to scare us straight. If you gain weight in college, there's a reason why, and it isn't a horrific ordeal that you ought to feel ashamed of.
#anti diet culture#fatphobia#fatphobia tw#i'm taking a few classes and boy let me tell you! the classes are introductory to my degree and tangentially-related but it's SO different#the workload is WAY different. i've taken college english classes before but i'm not going into the hard humanities - i'm med#(hot take but i see medicine as a humanities and a science and i kind of hate that it's only seen as a science)#and i've been feeling even MORE strongly about this since being twice as active!!!
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Nobody ever asks you the real questions, like whether or not you think Homelander likes Skyline Chili?
No. But I think he'd tolerate it if Ryan were to request it for dinner. And by 'tolerate it' I mean he'd allow a server to place the bowl in front of him . . . where it would remain untouched and cold.
Just like that taco bowl in season 3.
#trashtalk#anonymous#I think it's cute that Homelander has broadened his strict milk diet to include milkshakes.#as if to accommodate Ryan and his human child palate.#or perhaps it's the other way around and Ryan persuaded Homelander to try milkshakes and now he's hooked#I know HL talks up the Noir shake in season 2 but he also talks up the Homie bacon burger and we never see him indulge in either#I think he's just hardwired to shout-out any and all Vought products ( even when the cameras aren't rolling )
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