#human blaine

[gleefulpoppet]

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Thirty-year-old Blaine Anderson is an ordinary man who maintains an ordinary life at an ordinary college, earning his doctorate in history and living in an ordinary house near campus that he bought with his extraordinary inheritance. He most definitely did not find something strange and wonderful a few months ago that he keeps hidden away. Nor does he have any idea that visiting a local “haunted house” with his best friend will change his life on an ordinary Saturday evening in October.

Vampire Kurt. Human Blaine. A love that defies time.

You can read it on AO3 [here] (lots of art/images). This story was written for the 2024 @klainetober challenges! (Thanks for organizing it!)

[mispelled]

Figured I had to do another humanization while I'm wizardbrained so here's two versions

[caw4brandon]

We Like, Are Totally Spies

When we think about shows that will appeal to boys. Action is the easiest to relate. Something like; Ben 10, American Dragon Jake Long, Avatar: The Last Airbender, and Justice League will be on the list. It has drama, it has fights and it's cool!

However, there has been a movement in that era where specific cartoon shows aim to get girls into action. Kim Possible, Juniper Lee, My Life as a Teenage Robot, and The Winx Club are perfect examples of such shows.

There is an odd case for more girl-centric shows. Something about the need to balance femininity with action. The show needs to feel like an action that happens to have the main characters be girls. This is where today's topic comes in. We're talking about how;

- How's the Mission, Spies? -

< Totally Spies > by Vincent Chalvon-Demersay and David Michel follows three teens; Sam, Clover and Alex from Beverly Hills living a secret life being Super Spies for WOOHP (World Organization Of Human Protection) under their boss; Jerry Lewis.

Their missions involve travelling the world. Fighting mad scientists and twisted outcasts who seek to dominate the world with style and gadgets that conceal themselves as fashionable equipment.

The trio plays specific archetypes. Sam (green) is the brains, Clover (red) is the fashionista/ boy obsessive and Alex (yellow) is the athlete and occasional nerd. Despite their differences, they share several common interests such as their love for shopping and spy skills of agility, hand-to-hand combat and espionage.

Across six seasons, the girls matured from high school to university students. Confronting the daily struggles of homework, social lives and their petty arch-enemy, Mandy.

As a vibe, < Totally Spies > fully leans into the Beverly Hills lifestyle of fabulous fashion and some familiar pop culture names of that era. The show has a mix of the James Bond type of super spy world filled with dull henchmen, high-tech machines and some tacky villains.

- Time to go to Plan B! -

The episodes are condensed into their own episode. Although there have been some arcs that follow specific villains who have a bit of history with the main characters.

Tim Scam is a former agent who went rogue against WOOHP and Terrence Lewis; twin brother to Jerry and a sore thumb to WOOHP. There also reoccurring allies as well. Brittney (cyan) who joined the team as a trainee, Dean from the three-part series < Evil Promotion Much? > and Blaine a freelance agent who dated Clover.

The conflicts, if we can even call them conflicts at all have aged rather strangely. Some of the villains commit petty crimes like kidnapping celebrities due to jealousy or act extreme. Like being anti-consumerist with the solution of destroying malls.

Yet, some are still relatable to this day such as a kid villain who is mad at his father for being busy as a commentary on how parental neglect can cause warped ideas in a child. Whatever, it's a pre-teen show. Let's not look into it too deeply.

The world of Totally Spies is also interconnected with several other shows; [The Amazing Spiez] and [Martin Mystery].

< Martin Mystery > follows Martin, a paranormal investigator for the Center with Martin's step-sister, Diana Lombard and Java the Caveman. Fighting monsters, urban legends and aliens.

According to a special crossover episode. Martin's boss; M.O.M (Mystery Organization Manager) and Jerry know each other. Likewise, in Amazing Spiez; Jerry is also the boss of the Clark siblings. Lee, Marc, Megan and Tony. Sadly, these shows were short-lived and cancelled.

It does raise an interesting point. Why is Totally Spies more popular? As a guess, I think it's because the chemistry between the characters is a lot more interesting and fun.

The three girls are best of friends and while they sometimes bicker over boys, responsibilities and opinions. They will always put their friendship and mission first above all else. It feels more real, in a superficial way.

That an actual girl would have a girlfriend group this tight-knit and if they ever become a part of something bigger than them. They would do it together.

- Here We Go Again! -

Tacky villains, cute super spy girlfriends and awesome gadgets aside. The show has a few good jokes here and there. Its art style borrows a lot from Anime and its colors are groovy to the eyes.

For a show that was meant to attract girls into action. The show has also garnered a large following from boys as well. I think another secret to the success of < Totally Spies > can also be because of its approach to the subject. Like I said in my introduction.

There is an odd case for more girl-centric shows. Something about the need to balance femininity with action. The show needs to feel like an action that happens to have the main characters be girls.

This show is a girl's show. The girls are unapologetic being girly. Doing girl things like shopping, manicure, dating and going on dream vacations but with their secret life as spies. The show balances it out with good action and is still using that girly theme to add to its gadgets.

Heck, some of the gadgets are stuff that I would personally want to have. The Jet Pack backpack, The Wind Tunnel 3000 Tornado Blast Hair Dryer, Lazer lipstick and the Compowder are on my list. Especially with its costume change function.

It's a show that embraces both ends of the spectrum and allows it to show its respective strengths rather than shy away from the themes. With the announcement that this show is going to have a season 7/ soft reboot. It does look promising with several concerns.

But I am hopeful that for a beloved show such as this. The girls will have a proper return and inspire a new generation of girls (and boys) to be < Totally Spies >

[porcelainvino]

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my favs

[pavlovianfuckery]

i'm very tired so sorry for rambling but. i wonder what blaine was like as a kid? like, i can't imagine him at 5 or 6 years old going "i want to be a drug dealer when i grow up" you know?

we know music in general has always been a thing for him but if i was going to spitball (and i am) i want to say "businessman"? at that age he probably wouldn't know exactly what that means really, except it means that you're Important. like his dad is Important (and i'm sure mr"the strings i pulled" made his expectations clear from pretty early on). and maybe, just maybe, if he was Important enough, his dad wouldn't hate him so much?

even as an adult he still can't keep from getting pulled in after angus goes off the deep end, so i bet he had a "if i'm just Good Enough" phase that victims of abuse go through, the whole bargaining thing, even if it didn't last very long.

blaine and his daddy-issues/angus and his a+ parenting is just so chewsome, to me.

[justgleekout]

here to feed the kink 😌

[will-schuester-hate-blog]

I remember one time it was around christmas and I was with my family at a restaurant and the klaine version of ''baby it's cold outside'' came on the speakers and I had to stop myself from kicking my feet and giggling too much because I didn't want to explain why I was so happy cause my family is homophobic 😭

[glasskey]

Just a little something to celebrate Lizzie's Emmy nod and Max's HCA TV nom. I’ve gone classic cinema / shameless fairytale with this one. Nick and June…..spread the love.

Artwork copyright of Jess Pensa and 3glasskeys. Feel free to share, tweet, post etc....credit to artist must be given. Permission not granted to print, copy or reproduce. AI databases not permitted to use artists name or images of their work as a prompt to "create".

[langernameohnebedeutung]

i love in season 1 when Blaine makes fun of the zombie look "you thought those were what, questionable style choices?", "you will need a way better stylist to do something about that hair"

my man, you look like that

[cinnatwo]

Since Cinnamon doesn't have any contact with the outside world but really loves halloween because of things they see on tv their dad has all of his pokemon stake out at random places on their property so Cinnamon can go around to them instead.

[allthecanadianpolitics]

The New Brunswick Human Rights Commission expressed concern Monday over the government’s decision to review the province’s policy on sexual orientation in schools.

Commission chair Claire Roussel-Sullivan said in a statement that the policy establishes minimum standards for schools to ensure a safe, welcoming and inclusive environment for LGBTQ students.

“(The commission) emphasizes that the government has obligations to safeguard the equality and dignity of all school-going children,” Roussel-Sullivan said. “These obligations ensue from the government’s commitments under the international, national, and provincial human rights system.”

Her comments came in reaction to reports about the provincial government’s decision to review the policy — known as Policy 713 — after it said it heard concerns from a variety of groups, including parents and teachers.

Full article

Tagging: @politicsofcanada

[hotcinnamonsunset]

hate crimed at dinner (restaurant played glee cast version of baby it’s cold outside)

[vendettamuses]

@dcvourhcpe SAID: They were trying to get some much needed fruit from a tree, high in a tree. The apples were gained, but now the human's stuck! Blaine is just....gonna stick close to the trunk until they spot Nemesis. "Hey! A little help, big guy?" they call out before holding up a apple from their bag, "Got something you can try."

⚔️ Random Asks // ALWAYS ACCEPTING! ⚔️

The call draws the giant's attention. He turns about for a moment, seeking out his little human companion on the ground, before turning his attention upwards to where they're stranded on a lone branch. How did they get up there? Probably the same way they always seem to whenever he turns his back. Oh well.

He huffs softly as he trots over to where they are. It's a little higher than normal. His usual method of simply standing by and letting them climb off the branch and onto his shoulder is hardly effective here. Too high for him to reach up and grasp with his hands either. He stares for several moments, seemingly contemplating his options., when it comes to him.

Both arms rise up, a collection of tendrils extending from mottled flesh to wrap securely around Blaine's torso. Only once he's established a solid grip on their body does he lift them from a branch, slowly lowering them down into his cupped arms. He purrs at the familiar sensation of their weight against his palms, his chest rumbling as he cradles them into it. Then, his attention turns to the apple.

Oh! A new thing to interact with! How exciting! He lets out a low, warbling groan. It seems he's curious about this new treat they've brought him!

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

[langernameohnebedeutung]

*Then the Spirit led Jesus up into the wilderness so that the devil might tempt him. After Jesus had fasted for 40 days and forty nights, he was starving.

Matthew 4:1-2

aka: Blaine + 😈