#human!Elly x Zen

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Human!Elly x Zen

So my friend @love-elizabeth-the-3rd posed me the question of how human!Elizabeth the 3rd and Zen would end up together. Now before I go into this, it started out because she’s trying to rp as Elizabeth. But as I’m sure you can predict, it’s REALLY hard to do anything significant in an rp as a cat. So we started fleshing stuff out. Here’s a bit of our conversation:

Me: 

And Seven's like teaching Elly all these things like how to game

And how to do all of these silly things

And Jumin's like, "THAT'S NOT PROPER. AND STOP CALLING HER ELLY. HER NAME IS ELIZABETH THE THIRD. E- LIZ-A-BETH THE THIRD. DON'T YOU FORGET IT."

And then he sweeps Elly away from Seven

"Elizabeth, you need to stay away from Seven. He's nothing but trouble. True, he is exceptionally talented, but he's also completely out of line! Young ladies like you shouldn't have to be doing things like this! If you wanted some entertainment, I or V can take you to the theater. Amusement parks aren't proper for young ladies!"

Elly:

Omfgggggggggg

>w<Im loving this kldjfakdfja

You write it so on point omg

Me:

lol That's just how I'd imagine human!Elly universe

Like... I don't want to change things too much from the canonSo I just adjust a little of it

To fit her being human

I think that Jaehee dislikes having to "babysit" her because she's so naive and just innocently curious so she's always prying into things.

And it's so distracting to Jaehee

And Jaehee's like YOUR FRIEND IS STILL MAKING ME WORK YOU'RE A GROWN WOMAN WHY DO I HAVE TO BABYSIT YOU?!

Elly:

looool omg poor Jaehee, at least she doesn't have to deal with cat fur

Me:

lol Yeap. I haven't decided if I'd incorporate something else in there instead. 

Maybe Elizabeth doesn't really know how to deal with perfume so she douses herself with it because she figures if a little smells good, then a LOT will smell fantastic. 

And because of that, it's just ALL OVER JAEHEE'S HOUSE

 Like... you can track Elizabeth through the house by that perfume

 And maybe Zen's allergic to the perfume

And it drives him nuts because he sees her as just another Jumin

And doesn't realize that she's just ridiculously innocent and naive because Jumin is so overprotective

So that’s where we started... and then she asked me about human!Elly x Zen. I’m putting this below because I started and it just grew to huge proportions. Keep reading if you’re interested. Apparently she found it entertaining and asked me to post it, so here we are!

lol Zen x Elly is hilarious Because they'd literally get together because they keep being thrown into contact with each other And there's so much miscommunication at first And Elly just wants everyone to like her And then there's Zen, who is nice to everyone (except Jumin, wth?) And for whatever reason, he avoids her like the plague And finally she corners him and asks him about it And he explodes And then they end up so mad at each other So she tries to not talk to him But at the same time, she can't help but be drawn to him He's so lively and energetic So different from the cold world that she's used to Somehow whenever they're in the same room together with a crowd, they end up near each other. As for Zen At first he thought she was just another Jumin Stuck up trust fund kid But Jaehee asks him to help her out and escort Elly to something because she needed to get some work done And being sympathetic because the trust fund kid overworks Jaehee, he agrees But Elly chooses to go to an orphanage and spend time there with the kids Then she drops by a food bank And then she stops by a community center And Zen is just CONFUSED THIS IS NOT WHAT HE EXPECTED WHERE IS THE RICH GIRL!? Their last stop was at an animal shelter Elly remembers Zen's allergy and tells him that it's fine to stay outside And he's just like... wat? You remembered that?

And then she looks at him confused like, "Yes? Why is that unusual?" Then goes into the shelter Zen's just sitting there in the car really confused and rethinking his original assumptions And then she comes back out of the shelter in a completely separate change of clothes, just as designer as her outfit earlier. And Zen's like, "Oh. I'm not wrong. She's still just a trust fund kid" And he makes a snide remark about her not being able to handle getting her clothes dirty And she gets mad at him as they're driving back Because she changed clothes because she didn't want the fur on her clothes to cause him to start sneezing And so she tells him off and then stomps out of the car, heading back up to her apartment And he's just stunned She was THAT worried about him? And then he starts making efforts to start seeing her more often He's so confused But she's not having ANY of it She doesn't want to see him She doesn't want to deal Because the last time she tried to be nice, he gave her crap He keeps throwing these labels onto her without even knowing her Finally, Zen manages to convince Seven and Jaehee to help him out because he just CANNOT get her out of his head Jaehee took a lot of convincing But Seven was down because anything to get Elly out to have more fun and freedom was good for him! Besides the challenge of breaking past Jumin's security was great Jumin had noticed that Elly had become a lot quieter and wasn't as bright And logically he concluded, based on Zen's constant questions  after her, that it was Zen's fault. FINALLY, Jaehee asks Zen to help her go pick up Elly from a charity ball that she'd gone to. Zen, determined to impress, puts on a nice suit and shows up at the ball to pick her up. Only he's stunned when he gets there He'd always thought she was a princess, but he'd meant that as in she was spoiled But this? She's stunning BEAUTIFUL

And just like that, any reservations that he may have had before is gone. He's in love. Done. Only... she thinks he hates her and she hates him for all of his original presumptions What does he do? He wants to be by her side. The time where she was avoiding him just felt dark... He doesn't want that. Elly hates to admit it, but she kind of misses Zen He seemed to understand more of these emotions that Jumin and her parents felt were childish She'd enjoyed that day out with him. He'd been good company... until the end there. That was exactly the problem though. He thought she was just a spoiled little rich girl. That she was so one dimensional. He never even gave her a chance. It wasn't worth her while So she's waiting to leave the charity ball and one of her father's coworkers came over and stood by her, flirting with her. She tried to politely decline, but he just wouldn't take a hint And that's when Zen finds her At first he's stunned But then he sees the guy hitting on her And it drives ALL of his protective instincts NUTS He charges in there and tells the guy off and drags Elly away, guiding her into the car And just driving away He's so frustrated and annoyed and he just drives Elly's so confused by his actions, but can see the tension rising off of him

So she's quiet because Zen just seems super volatile. And finally the car stops.

They're in Zen's special spot

And Zen gets out of the car and is just pacing like CRAZY

He doesn't know what to say, but he's gotta say something

HOLY COW IS THIS KIDNAPPING?!

BUT I WANNA TELL HER THAT I'M SORRY AND I ACTUALLY LOVE HER

But come on

Be smooth!

You're Zen!

No problem!

Yeah. He blurts out that he's in love with her and he's sorry that he was such a jerk

<.<

Smooth

Real smooth, Zen

And then he's just EMBARRASSED

Because he meant to show her that he was someone she could rely on

But all she's seen are the bad sides of him

But she comes over and hugs him

And tells him that she's been feeling the same way, but she can't do anything about being rich.

Her family just is and she's not going to throw it away when she could be using her high profile name to get attention to these societal problems

And Zen confesses about his family, how hard it's been

How much he misses them

Wants them to accept him and his dreams, but they just wanted a perfect lawyer or doctor son

They end up spending the entire night there, just sitting on the car and talking.

lol Up there all dressed up fancy

And in the morning, he drops her off at her apartment, kissing her hand and asking if she'd be willing to go out with him, to give him a chance.

She's a princess and deserves the world and he's just a flawed and rusty knight in shining armor, but would she PLEASE just give him a chance

And of course, she says yes.

After that, they start dating

Of course, right off the bat, they have to deal with Jumin

Because dear lord, SHE IS PRECIOUS AND YOU DO NOT TOUCH HER ZEN'

STAY AWAY FROM HER

Elly has to intervene and tell Jumin that this is HER life to live and that she loves him like a brother but that doesn't give him the right to control her life

V just wants her happy

Jaehee is SO RELIEVED

Because now, Jumin's not going to tell her that she has to watch over Elly like Elly's a child

And Seven and Yoosung are stoked because now they have the freedom to drag Elly to ALL the fun places

Like AMUSEMENT PARKS

Jumin was not amused

As for Zen and Elly? It took a while and there were more misunderstandings and it was weird to mesh their lives together since they were such high profile people

But they managed

And now, Jumin comes over to visit his "niece" and Zen tries to deal with it, but every so often just kicks Jumin out of the house

"GO GET A CAT AND STOP COMING TO HANG ALL OVER ELLY AND MY DAUGHTER"

And their daughter is just the darling of the RFA

She has white hair from her parents

And the most unique purple eyes, a combination of Elly's blue and Zen's red eyes

And she is the sweetest and most understanding girl in the world

They teach her that money is power, but it's power that you can and should use for others

That you can look good, but you still need to be kind and giving

And every day, Zen is determined to prove to Elly how much he loves her. His armor is less rusty now. It's shinier

And now covered with hearts drawn on by his daughter and wife

THE END

[darkdevasofdestruction]

Fluffy Kittens ~ Jumin Han x Katrina, Elizabeth the 3rd x Delilah

(( This is a birthday gift for my bestie who got me into JoJo and Obey Me, and even fangirled with me over Mystic Messenger, and since Jumin was her fave, more or less because of how cute Elizabeth the 3rd was, while I was all over Saeyoung and Zen...This goes without saying...

Buuuuut, since I wanted to make this extra cute and fluffy, and also make it more intriguing, while also adding Delilah playing and cuddling with Elly...This is gonna be pretty personal for the both of us.

Happy Birthday, Deli, even though you hate it, I’m wishing you all the best, and I’m super happy that we’ve been friends for...5 years? Or so? And even though we don’t talk regularly, I’m always happy to spend time with you IRL and sing silly things, watch Osomatsu-san, do JoJo poses and voice act again <3

As well as that, I’m sure you’ll ace the Graduation exams, because you’re a smart bby, even though you undervalue yourself so much, and you’ll DEFINITELY get yourself into Vet Uni and we will see each other more often <3

Also, thank goodness, you literally look like the MC from MysMes, this makes it so much easier since I didn’t get the time to draw the You x Levi thingy I’ve had in mind for half a year ^^” ))

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Katrina and Delilah, two Veterinary Medicine students, were walking towards the park, as they found it very relaxing to study together, outside, on a nice bench, while also looking at the dogs playing around.

However, today was much different, for they found a phone on the ground, and the chestnut haired girl picked it up, examining it, then turned to the older girl with a confused expression.

“What should we do about it?” she asked, handing her the phone. “This looks rather new, almost brand new. Let’s see what contacts it has, maybe we can call someone and tell them about the missed phone. If not...Let’s just leave it here or something, it’s not really my problem.” she shrugged, rushing to sit on the nearest bench, as she unlocked the phone. “It has no password?!” Delilah sat down next to her, hugging her arm and leaning on her side as she peered into the phone’s screen. “Well, I don’t have either, but I’m not a careless airhead...This looks brand new, it has no contacts...” the red haired girl muttered in confusions, frowning slightly. “Look, there’s this app installed, RFA. Maybe it’s like a Messenger or something?” she proposed, as her friend nodded. “Okay, let’s see...Ah, look, there are some people here. Jumin Han, Zen, Jaehee Kang, Yoosung and 707. I guess it’s worth a shot.” Katrina said, opening the chatroom option, only for the the screen to start looking glitchy, and a man called Unknown to message them instead.  “What’s going on...?” Deli asked with uncertainty, getting creeped out. “I say we throw this away, this is getting sketchy as hell.” Katrina frowned, leaning back on the bench, as the third party was giving them an address to give the phone to. “We shouldn’t. Who knows what could happen.” the red head shook her head. “But the person’s phone...This address is a pretty nice residential area, lots of young people live here. I even have University colleagues living there. What could go wrong?” Delilah convinced her friend, as she could only sigh, nod, and start walking in that direction. “If we live through this mess, I’m getting drunk.” Katrina chuckled, as she input the code and got inside the apartment.

The place was a little dusty, but it seemed pretty cozy, despite being a bit small. Even so, as soon as they stepped in, the glitchy background disappeared, and a long chat conversation that revealed all the chat members mentioned above...Until they realised we were there too.

Everyone was suspicious of us, and rightfully so, I’d say, but we were just as confused as they were.

Katrina: Look, so, uh...We don’t know who this ‘Rika’ person is, and frankly, we don’t care either. We found this phone on the ground and this RFA app was the only one installed. We wanted to call someone so we could return the device to the rightful owner, and my friend didn’t want to go to the police unless necessary. Well, I would’ve left it on the ground...But she’s an angel, anyway. To put it lightly, we’re as confused, if not, more confused than you are. Anyhow, we got messages to return this phone to this address, so there is that.

Somehow, Yoosung and Zen started talking besides the point, while Jumin tried to get them back on track and 707 was trying to hack and find out our identity.

Katrina: If it helps, we can send a selfie to show you that we are real people or something. On the other hand, if I guessed correctly, the pictures next to your names are your actual selfies.

Katrina: Ah, my friend wants to speak as well. I will write in Italics, while she’ll write in bold, to make things easier to differentiate.

Zen: Are you a woman?!

Yoosung: OMG! I guess only the picture will tell!

707: Zen. Be more serious, plz?

707: And wait a sec on the woman thing.

707: Looking it up.

Katrina: Wait no more. Lo’ and behold, the beauty and grace of a Devil and an Angel.

Urging Delilah to get closer, Katrina extended her arm out to take a selfie. She smirked mischievously, as her friend smiled softly, offering a peace sign.

Katrina: Satisfied your curiosities?

Then, they started introducing each other one by one, more or less forced by the other, and it was clear that this party was rather...Unique.

When Yoosung introduced himself, Delilah gasped and took the phone from her friend’s hand.

Katrina: Omg, Yoosung, I know you! You are in the same University as me! You are 2 years younger than me, but I saw you around! My name is Delilah, but I understand if you haven’t seen me, I’m not the most flashy around. Katrina also finished Vet Uni just last year, and she has been working at this super high tech clinic for a few years now!

Katrina: Woaw, Deli, fate sure fools around in mysterious ways. Oh well, Yoosung is still young, but you must be very hard-working and diligent if you got yourself in such a difficult University. I wish you luck for the years to come. 

Yoosung: O M G ! ! ! That’s SO cool! Maybe we can hang around some time! Or eat together at the cafeteria, if our schedules have some common breaks!

Zen: LOLOL Yoosung, you lucky guy.

707: I can confirm, they’re real cuties!

Katrina: Haha, thanks.

Seeing that this conversation eased the others a bit, Seven posted a picture of Jumin with his cat, and...

Katrina: OHMYGOD THAT CAT IS GORGEOUS OMG!!!!!

Jumin Han: Finally, someone who can appreciate beauty around this place.

Katrina: You should see Delilah, she’s gushing and squealing over how adorable Elizabeth is.

Katrina: Well, I have to agree anyway, she is very pretty.

Katrina: CAN I PLEASE PLAY WITH HER ONE DAY?!

Jumin Han: I wouldn’t let a stranger get anywhere close to my precious Elizabeth the 3rd.

Katrina: :C Okay...

Jumin Han: If you prove yourself to be a person of trust, and respect Elizabeth, unlike these guys here, then I may consider it.

Katrina: !!! Thanks, Jumin, you’re the best!

Katrina: Graciously spoken.

Katrina: Anyway, I’d appreciate it if you’d tell us what to do from now on, since we sincerely have no idea what to do. We would like to go back to the park and continue studying, but, uh...You don’t sound like bad people, so we wouldn’t want to inconvenience you either. We can’t remain to this place for too long, obviously.

As soon as Katrina wrote that, they started talking about this ‘V’ person, or the person in control of this RFA organisation, and while at it, Seven hacked into their social medias and said they were cute, while the others seemed shocked they were girls.

Then, V convinced the girls to help them host this charity party, and thinking it wouldn’t be too bad, at least for their CV, they agreed. What was rather sketchy for them was the address reveal...So they decided to stray away from that part, and not talk about it again.

Jumin Han: So, Katrina, Delilah, I will follow V’s decision. Will you join RFA?

Katrina: Sure. We don’t have anything to lose. We just have to respond and convince some guests to attend, and one the day of the party, be free the whole time and attend. You can count on us.

Katrina: It sounds like it would be fun!

It was all nice and dandy, unless they started talking about relationships, which made the red haired girl groan, roll her eyes and throw the phone on the desk, while slumping in the chair and leaning way back.

Katrina: I don’t get why you’re so upset over relationships. It’s no big deal, after all. It’s much better to cuddle cats anyway ^^

Katrina: I second that. Relationships are a drag, and humans are even worse. And selfish. I’m married to my work. Dating life ain’t for me, it seems. *shrug*

Zen: That...Sounds so sad ;;;

Jumin Han: I believe that’s rather sensible.

Zen: Shut up, you’re always fawned over by women!

Jumin Han: Women who only want me for my money.

Katrina: LOLOL, you’re sugar daddy material or what?

Zen: Lolololol Katrina you’re funny.

Yoosung: Jumin is the CEO of one of the wealthiest companies in Korea.

Katrina: Oh, great. Good for you.

707: Lololol this is funny. It’s like we’re talking to a female version of Jumin lololol.

Zen: Oh, God, no.

Katrina: I...Don’t know how I should react. Should I take it as a compliment?

Jumin Han: Yes.

Katrina: Very well then.

Katrina: Oh my God, imagine how happy Elizabeth is! Jumin has so much money to pamper and spoil her! What a happy baby!

707: Lololol yes, Elly is defo a happy cat!

Karina: I wish I could pamper Tsuki like you pamper Elizabeth too, Jumin ;;

Katrina: ...Same with I and Fifi, to be fair.

707: OMG YOU HAVE CATS TOO?!

Katrina: Yes, I do! Her name is Tsuki, she’s a British Shorthair, and she’s soooo cuteeee!!

Katrina:

Katrina: I agree. She’s adorable. And her meows are so high pitched and cute...

Katrina: Omg, Katrina made such a cute cat smile just now-

Katrina: DELILAH!!! >:C

Katrina: Hahaha so cute ^^

Katrina: Ahem. Well, as for my Fifi, she’s a dog. Bichon Havanese. Spoiled little baby. But, uh...I don’t think it matters much, seeing that you seem more interested in cats, which I can understand. Elizabeth and Tsuki are gorgeous.

Zen: I want to see something other than cats, please.

Katrina: Consider it done.

Katrina:

Katrina: She’s more photogenic than I’ll ever be lolol.

Katrina: Mood.

707: Omg I wanna play with both of them, at the same time!!

Jumin Han: Great, new animals for the abuser.

Zen: Fifi is so cute! Just like her owner~. *wink sticker*

Katrina: Haha, thanks, Zen. Likewise.

Yoosung: Zen is allergic to cats, and Jumin keeps talking about Elizabeth, so...It’s a mess.

Katrina: Lolol poor Zen. Better not get close to the clinic I work at, then.

Katrina: Awww, that’s so sad, Zen! Look!

Katrina:

Katrina: LOLOL DELILAH THAT’S EVIL HAHA-

Katrina : Hihi ^^ Everyone loves kitty toe beans!

Zen: I can already feel a sneeze-spree happening again.

Katrina: C’est la vie. Not everyone can enjoy the beauty of the world, unfortunately.

Jumin Han: 

Katrina: LOLOLOL Jumin, you’re so savage!

Jumin Han: Glad I could amuse you, Katrina.

Zen: Why are you all so evil...

Katrina: Yo, I’ve a question. 

Katrina: I know we don’t really know each other, but y’all seem like really nice people, so uhh...

Katrina: Even though you don’t trust us, I would like to go out to a pub with all of you.

Katrina: Maybe after the party, so you won’t be suspicious of us, or something.

Katrina: With so many unique personalities, it’s bound to be quite a successful hangout.

Katrina: That, and we don’t really have too many friends to hang out with lolol.

Katrina: ...That too. *shrug*

Yoosung: That’d be so cool! I’m in!

Zen: Omg, Katrina, so cute! I agree, it should be fun.

707: An opportunity to leave the house! Yes!

Jumin Han: Assistant Kang, make sure you keep that in our schedule.

Jaehee Kang: Very well...I agree it would be interesting, but...

Jaehee Kang: Can we really trust them so easily?

Jumin Han: Only time will tell.

Katrina: Well, it was nice talking/getting to know you all, but we have to go now. I’ve work tomorrow and Delilah has upcoming exams. Tschüss.

Katrina: Talk to you later! 

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A few days after the whole chaos with the new phone, during one chill evening when the girls were watching a movie together, they saw Seven, Yoosung and Jumin chatting, so they decided to see what the talk was all about.

Jumin Han: Elizabeth the 3rd hasn’t been eating anything since she came back from Assistan Kang’s place.

Jumin Han: I have to call her.

Yoosung: Why don’t you call her rather than going online?

707: Since he can take care of things without hearing her voice?

Katrina: Jumin, if I may, perhaps Jaehee fed her too much. If you want, however, I have a few years of experience working in the clinic, I could check on her briefly, if you film her for me, or something.

Katrina: Although I would understand your skepticism if you don’t agree. It may be akin to home privacy invasion, since bits of the home may get captured in the video.

Jumin Han: You are very thorough in thinking of different possibilities.

707: Omg I’m jealous, I want a private video chat session with Elly too!

Jumin Han: Her name is Elizabeth the 3rd.

Jumin Han: Very well, Katrina, I will trust V’s judgement that you are safe. 

Katrina: Thank you for trusting me enough to allow such a thing.

Katrina: And omg, your chat bubble is a cat, that’s so cute! Can Seven do that for us too?!

707: I’ll see what I can do!

Katrina: Sweet, thanks. Jumin, call me when you’re free.

Jumin Han: Very well.

It wasn’t long after the chat that Katrina received a call from Jumin, and they both activated the video option, and from one end, a huge, beautiful, modern bedroom, and on huge bed, Jumin was holding Elizabeth in his lap.

On the other end of the video, a cozy little bedroom was shown, as Delilah was holding the phone, while Katrina was nowhere to be seen, which confused the man.

“Where is Katrina?” he asked, his eyebrow raised. “She went to get the laptop and cable, so we would see the video better. I hope you don’t mind that I’m here, but Katrina thought it would be educational to see her ask about the anamnesis and checking up parts, as I’m going to start volunteering at the clinic at the end of this University year too.” Delilah explained, a smile on her face as she saw the fluffy cat. “It’s fine, I don’t mind. Educating yourself is never bad.” Jumin nodded, as Katrina came in the picture and propped the phone on the laptop, so Jumin would see them, while they were looking at the laptop screen.

“Can you see us well, Jumin? We can see you perfectly.” Katrina asked, almost too professionally, as she fumbled with the laptop video settings. “Yes, it’s well enough.” he nodded simply. “Okay, all good. I will begin the anamnesis, which is asking the pet owner what they saw unusual, if they saw anything. That includes eating habits, dejections, unusual fur shedding, odd behaviours, unusual bad breath, odd eye movements, whining, crying, tail movements, if they seem exhausted or depressed, if their abdomen is flexed and so on.” Katrina explained, leaning closer to the screen to look at the cat. “Nothing unusual, except she hasn’t eaten since she came home from Assistant Kang. I even counted the hairs she shed, and it’s not unusual” Jumin explained, which made the red haired girl widen her eyes. “Damn, you’re the most diligent and attentive pet owner I’ve ever met in my life, including myself. You’re a wonder to work with. Well, the fur seems luscious, the claws look fine, so the keratin levels are good, her eyes are wide and nice, she seems to be following the toy perfectly, she has great reflexes, seems pretty playful, her nose is wet, her ears are up, her abdomen isn’t flexed...That only means one thing. Deli, can you guess?” Katrina looked at her friend with a warm smile. “She...Ate too much? That’s the only thing that I can think of.” she asked shyly, which earned a bright grin from her friend. “That’s exactly it! Jumin, as far as I understood from you, you’re treating Elizabeth with extremely strict measures, which means strict food portions, and only food that specialists deem is the best for her. Jaehee doesn’t have all that, so she gives her, for example, 2 cans of food, instead of 1 and a half, which means her stomach is fuller than usual, so her satiety levels are above the usual levels. Basically, she’s so full she can’t eat until everything is properly digested and she’s had her sport done.” Katrina explained everything thoroughly, as if it was one of Hercule Poirot’s detective novels. “Ohhh, that makes sense! That was pretty exciting!” Delilah clapped her hands excitedly. “I see, so it is as I suspected. Thank you for confirming my theory. Sorry for taking your time with this.” Jumin said, making the girl raise her eyebrows in surprise. “I always have time for friends.” Katrina blurted without realising. “Friends...Huh? I thought people called their peers ‘Friends’ when they realised they can fully trust them.” Jumin asked, almost as if he was interrogating. “...I, uh...I see everyone from the RFA as friends. That’s just that, don’t think too much about it.” Katrina dismissed it quickly. “Very well, I won’t. The party is in 4 days, are you ready for it?” he asked, making both of them widen their eyes in shock. “...I think we are. Just...We need to look for an outfit.” Delilah scratched the back of her neck awkwardly. “We’ve been so busy with work and exams, and the party was announced so suddenly...Well, we were kinda put on the spot. We’ll go look around tomorrow. Hope we find something nice and cheap enough to afford.” Katrina shrugged, looking away from the phone, as if there was something much more interesting she was seeing. “It’s good to be prepared in advance, but I can see why you’d have difficulty with things like this, considering your positions.” he nodded, understandingly. “We appreciate that. Well...Even if we haven’t been around for long, we truly hope we can help make this party great. We are aware that it won’t be as successful or grandiose as the ones with Rika were, but...We will try our best to get close to that.” Katrina spoke again. “Were you trained in diplomatic speech? Because I can sense that. Not many people can do that.” Jumin asked again, as Elizabeth jumped off from his lap, to roll around on the bed. “Awwww, she’s so cute!” Delilah gushed over the adorable creature. “I can’t say I was trained, I just picked it up. Add that to the fact that I have to be polite with everyone, and there you have it. Is this what you call a professional defect?” Kat snorted in mock amusement. “Perhaps it is. Some tend to call me snobby for always being formal.” Jumin said as a matter of fact. “What a coincidence...People hate me for being cold and formal too. Que drôle.”  she smirked, speaking in a softer, almost self-deprecating tone. “That’s how people can be. They must always hate on something. I suppose that’s why Zen hates me.” Jumin spoke in a low voice. “Sorry, Jumin, but not everyone can be a patrician like you. Most of us are plebeians working our way up.” Katrina laughed softly at her stupid joke. “Every vassal can become a Lord.” Jumin pointed out, making the red head snap her head to him, with a challenging smirk. “Said the monarch.” she shot back with ease. “I wouldn’t say I’m a Monarch, that would be the president. I would, however, be a Lord, I believe.” Jumin retorted just as well. “And I would be nothing more than an unfree slave, working her way to buy her freedom.” she spoke with a smug expression. “And what would that imply?” he asked, almost with piqued curiosity. “Building our own clinic. It’s been our dream for a long time. To be in the same University, to work together, to own a clinic together and just...Live our life and be happy. If we achieve that, we will be free.” she explained, a much softer expression on her face. “I see. It’s always refreshing hearing other people speak about their ambitions and dreams of the future. Much better than the usual lies business people throw at you. Thank you for today Katrina, Delilah, I must go for now. Have a nice evening.” Jumin thanked them with a small smile, as he hung up. “...Thanks for today too, Jumin. Take care.” Katrina murmured, despite the call already having ended. “He likes you. At least, more than some others. And you’re kinda alike in some ways, I mean...I think he and you are constantly facepalming whenever you’re talking to idiots, and now both of you finally managed to run into a person with the same kind of maturity and intelligence as the other.” Delilah explained, making her friend become slightly flustered and confused. “You think so? Well, I wouldn’t mind. Jumin seems smart and level-headed enough...But I don’t know. I don’t think...Uh...We’ll see at the party, I guess. It should be fun. If anything happens, you get custody of Elly the 3rd.” Kat chuckled nervously at her friend’s teasing, before winking at her. “Oh, yes!” she cheered in glee.

---

Two days later, however, the girls couldn’t go dress-shopping, as an emergency that nobody could ever even think to expect happened, which made the red haired girl’s whole life collapse on her, crushing her.

As she was ready to go to work for the morning shift, Fifi, her dog, was in a corner, barely moving, looking terrible and there were bits of blood on the ground around her.

Panicking, Katrina ordered the first Uber and rushed to the clinic, as they have amazing equipment, so she could examine her dog, only to find that she has a lymphoma and a tumour on her spleen, which made the girl curse herself for not realising sooner.

She ran to the clinic’s owner, begging her to let her operate on her dog and have someone assist and help her...

Only for her to refuse, unless she gets a tremendous amount of money to compensate, the same amount of money that any customer is forced to pay...

Why couldn’t they just let her do it?!

She was pissed off.

She was desperate.

She went back to the operation room, hugging her dog, and taking out her phone, she took a deep breath and called the only person who could be able to help her.

“Hello? Katrina, what is it, did you need anything?” Jumin asked in the same passive voice as usual. “Jumin, I...I...I need your help. I know, it’s going to sound horrible, and I don’t want you to think that I want to use you or anything, but...But I need some money to perform surgery on Fifi. I begged the clinic’s head to let me do it, that I would pay for it over time...I-I even told her that she could give me no salary for as long as I pay my debt, but she wouldn’t agree. I...I don’t know what to do, Jumin. I have some money that I managed to save, but this...This is more than I could dream of sparing. And if I somehow manage to scrape the money from God knows where, I won’t be able to pay the rent or help Delilah with University pays and...And I...I don’t know what to do...” Katrina slid down one of the cabinets in the surgery room, looking at her dog on the surgery table, that looked back at her, crying. “...I understand this is a difficult situation to be in, but you have to understand that, even though V trusts you, I can’t just throw around so much money to a total stranger that I have never met, especially if it’s the company’s money and it will have to be justified.” Jumin sighed, speaking in a low, almost business-like voice. “JUMIN, I’M BEGGING YOU, I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR THIS! If you want to see me in person, I will give you the clinic’s address, if you want me to pay you back, I’ll resign from the clinic and work for you 24/7 until I pay my debt, I-I-I...I don’t know, I will do anything you want, ANYTHING, just PLEASE, help me out, fast, because she has cancer and a spleen tumour and if I don’t operate today, and start chemotherapy. I don’t know how long she’ll have.” Katrina started crying on the phone, and her dog started whining softly in front of her. “Don’t cry on the phone, it’s hard to understand what you’re saying. Text me the address and I’ll come examine the situation, and only then I will debate whether to give you the money or not, is that fair?” he asked, making the girl grin and clutch her blouse. “Yes, Gods, yes, it’s perfect! More than perfect! Thank you so much, Jumin, I owe you my life forever. I just texted you the address, I will be waiting for you. Please, please, PLEASE come as soon as you can.” she begged him once again. “Don’t thank me yet, I haven’t given you the money yet.” Jumin spoke, a bit unsure of his words. “Doesn’t matter. You’re willing to go out of your way to help, and that’s more than enough. I truly appreciate it, Jumin. I’ll go try to beg the chief again. See you.” she hung up, standing up and kissing Fifi on her head softly. “I’ll save you today, baby. I promise.”

The girl jolted on her feet, going to the head of the clinic to try to beg her again, hoping to persuade her, at least until Jumin arrives, but she wasn’t able to stop the river of tears going down her face.

“Why can’t you just let me do it?! I’m not going to disappear without paying you, but it’s an enormous sum of money, I can’t just come up with it by snapping my fingers, and she’ll die if I don’t start acting soon! Do you really care so little for an animal’s life?!” she tried her best not scream her frustrations away, but the chief had none of it. “This is a business, not a charity party, Katrina! We need money to continue this place, every little coin matters!” the boss tried to defend herself. “But I’ve been your employee for years and I said I’ll give you back all the money! Hell, I told you to stop paying me until I’ve repaid the debt! What more can I do to let me save my dog?!” she cried out, feeling her heart drop, not hearing the door opening. “That’s exactly why! You’re just a mere employee, not THE boss! I AM the boss, I AM the rule here, and I’m telling you that if you still wish to have a place to work at, then shut your mouth and use the little money you have to put down your dog. Just a piece of advice.” the woman in front of her talked so harshly, that it made the girl’s jaw hit the floor in disbelief. “I don’t believe that’s how a proper employer should speak to her employees.” a low, judging voice came from the door of the clinic, revealing the brunet man walking inside, like a guardian angel. “J-Jumin...!” Katrina could only stare at him, wide-eyed from shock and emotions, as her emerald green eyes were swimming in a pool of mixed feelings and frustration. “By how the situation unfolded in front of me, I can see that your emotions were genuine on the phone, Katrina. I’m glad I put money on this card, it’s obvious that your employer is subpar to you in every way possible, and it’s a pity that you have to downgrade your skills to somehow like this...” Jumin shook his head, taking out a blue card, making the girl’s bottom lip quiver and throwing herself at him, hugging him with all the strength she had in her little body. “Thank you so much, Jumin. I owe you everything. I owe you my life. You’re a literal angel, Thank you so much for saving Fifi’s life.” her fingers were clutching the back of his blazer, which made the man get stunned for a few seconds from the unexpected action. “If you’re going to perform surgery right away, I’d like to watch. I want to see what happens with my money.” he cleared his throat, trying to make the girl stop being overly emotional. “If he gets in the operation room with you, I’m not giving you another assistant.” the boss snatched the credit card, snapping her head to the side. “Oh, screw you, you heartless bitch!” Katrina growled, shoving aside the woman in front of her and dragging Jumin tot he operation room. “It’s fine...I can do it. I can do it on my own. It’s not that hard. I can do it.” she muttered to herself, taking a few deep breaths before prepping for the surgery. “You’ve never done it before, have you?” Jumin took off his blazer, rolling up the sleeves of his white shirt and leaning on the wall to get a good look at the whining dog. “...I’ve only ever assisted a few times, but at least I know what has to be done.” she ruffled her hair a bit, before putting it in a high ponytail and putting the dog hooked to anaesthesis. “She’s going to fire you when you’re done here.” Jumin said as a matter of fact as the girl started the surgery. “...I’d have resigned anyway, as soon as I found another place that would hire me. There’s one thing to compromise and stomp on your pride to maintain a job or gain a benefit...But there’s another to go completely against your principles and convictions and let someone humiliate you like that. I’m a human, not a martyr and I have no reason to accept being treated that way. No amount of money or benefits can buy me.” she ranted a bit irritated from the previous encounter, as she focused on removing the tumour. “That’s admirable, if true. Not many people can say that. Trust me, if you work in the same field as me, you’d be more aware of that.” Jumin replied after a few minutes. “If you came here, I think you know I’m speaking the truth, and you just needed confirmation. Rational people are like that. They need proof to back up their reasoning.” she shot back, carefully putting the tumour on a plate and beginning to sew the incision, only for the anaesthesia levels to go down, and the breathing and pulse rates were going down, which freaked out the girl, who dropped the utensils to start fumbling with the tech and getting some medicine to keep up the rates to a normal level. “Should I call for-...” Jumin got up, trying to help, but the girl was much faster. “Yes, you can help. Get here and make sure the numbers here are between parameters. I will finish this up so no more damage will take place.” she dragged the man, instructing him quickly, but well explained, as she worked around the incision, getting rid of the additional bleeding and finally successfully sewing up the wound. “Are you sure you don’t wanna be a doctor or something? You have great reactions and don’t panic under pressure. You were amazing, Jumin.” she took off her mask, throwing away the gloves and slid down the cabinet, looking exhausted after the long procedure. “You explained well what I should do. A great leader makes the followers perform well. You will be great when you open your clinic, and I’m sure Delilah is going to learn a lot from you.” he said, sitting down next to her. “Thank you, Jumin. Your words mean the world for me. Thank you for saving Fifi...I owe you the world...Because she is my world.” Kat rested her head on his shoulder, closing her eyes. “If you want to owe me, how about you become Elizabeth’s private doctor. I’m sure Delilah would be happy to have an excuse to stay around her more often.” Jumin chuckled, as the girl raised her head, cocking an eyebrow up in shock. “I’ve already wasted enough of your money, I couldn’t possibly impose so much on you and have you pay me or something. Besides, I...Uh...I don’t want to end up for you the same as Jaehee. I enjoy your company and our interactions...I wouldn’t want that to change in a more professional way or something, so bad that you can’t listen to my voice or try to avoid or run away from me.” the girl sighed, hanging her head. “You said you don’t want to be an unfree slave anymore and that you’re going to work your way up. If you want to get rid of the title of Vassal, then you could become a Lord’s Lady and-” Jumin started talking, but he was quickly cut off again. “No. If you want me to be your girlfriend, I won’t refuse, but that means that I will never take money from you. It’s either romantic or professional, you choose. But if you’re that confident in my skills as a doctor, then you should know that both I and Delilah are going to treat her anyway, so you won’t really need a private doctor or anything.” she spoke a bit colder than usual, not even realising. “I see. You said you won’t be bought, and you stay true to your words...Maybe a bit too much. It’s rather unusual for me to meet a woman like you, who’s not, as Luciel would call, a...Gold digger. But I’m glad I met you. You are a strong and sensible woman with a gentle heart and a fire passion to do what’s right and save as many lives as humanely possible, and I admire that about you.” he turned his head to her, who could only look in surprise at him. “...Nobody I’ve dated...Or met...Ever said such nice things about me. Katrina, you’re so cold, Katrina, you’re so heartless, Katrina, why do you act like a hedgehog around me, Katrina, why do you never have time for me, Katrina, why do you love those animals more than me. Katrina, Katrina, Katrina, you’re such a goddamn failure as a girlfriend. You say this is unusual for you, but this is equally unusual for me as well.” she scratched the back of her neck awkwardly, looking away. “Then I suppose we can figure this out together, if you want. I believe we have quite a few misconceptions to clear out for each other.” he smiled softly, putting his arm around her, bringing her closer to his side. “Wanna go for a quick coffee or something? There’s this pretty nice cafe close to my home. Nothing extravagant or expensive...Just a small, little vintage cafe with a nice and calming atmosphere.” leaning in, she cuddled to him, having a tranquil smile as well. “Doesn’t sound too bad.” Jumin nodded softly. “Oh, and...I’m paying. No arguing here.” she said firmly, making the man chuckle, agreeing nonethless.

---

A year passed, they had other RFA charity parties, they hung out a lot of times, all of them, together, Delilah became Elizabeth’s private doctor, which obviously meant that her and Tsuki would hang around Jumin’s place for play dates with Elly under ‘professional’ pretextes, much to Katrina’s annoyance, Jumin made sure to gather fund for her dream clinic so both girls could pursue their dreams, and made sure to include animal charities and animal-saving related guests to all the RFA parties, and things overall seemed so much simpler and balanced than ever before.

One beautiful Saturday, Jumin and Kat were cuddled together in bed, both of them doing some light reading, as the door was opened and Delilah’s gentle smile greeted them.

“Hello, Doctor Delilah.” Jumin greeted the girl playfully, as she blushed lightly from happiness. “Hello, Jumin!...Awww, Elly, you’re cuddled with your toy, you’re so cute!!” the girl cooed at the adorable white feline. “I’m really happy that her love for cats got her to pursue her dreams and get to this point where she’s surrounded by cats everywhere she looks.” Kat looked over to her friend with a side smile. 

  “I and Katrina are going to leave next week on a business trip. I think it will be no problem if Elizabeth was to stay over at yours, am I right?” he asked, and seeing as the girl’s eyes started sparkling with glee. “Any time! She’s a wonder to have over, and Tsuki is always happy to play with her!” she replied, hugging the cat, as Elly put her paw on her nose softly, melting the girl’s heart. “Great to hear. And you, Doctor Kat? What are meow going to do with Fifi?” Jumin nudged her with his usual subtle playfulness. “I’d do anything to hear you meow more often, it’s adorable. Maybe purr a bit too...I’ll leave Fifi to Jaehee. She doesn’t shed hair like Elizabeth does, and Jaehee needs some leisure walks too.” the red haired girl teased as she started softly scratched him under the chin. “Meow.” Jumin did a cute cat and small cat smile, burying his face in the crook of her neck, purring softly. “I was right...Meow are adorable.” the girl giggled in amusement, cuddling closer to him, “As are you.”

[kurt-nightcrawler]

Metal Nature

Request: Can I please request a fic set after the events of x men dofp (so where the main mutants are adults) in the revised timeline where the reader is a female x man who can transform into animals, and she falls in love with Colossus and talks about him with her friend Beast?

Warnings: one swear word and a badly attempted “russian” accent

Word Count: 1k

Author’s Note: I hope I got the right ages/timeline you wanted! Enjoy!

“Hank… What do I do?” You groaned face planting into a stack of papers.

He slid the papers out from under your face, “Maybe don’t get in the way of my work? Tell me what’s wrong?”

“Colossus.”

“Oh. Your Piotr problem.” You looked up at him, working on some new experiment.

“I’m serious! I don’t know what to do!”

“Have you ever even spoken to him?”

“During training. I think his trainee is onto me.”

“Ellie?”

“Yeah. She looks at me weird, and asks me a lot of questions that aren’t related to training.”

“She looks at everyone weird. She’s a moody teen. That’s what all moody teens do.”

“Not the point! We need to focus on my Piotr problem.”

Hank sighed, You came into his lab once every other day to talk to him, like friends do, but most of the time you got sidetracked and talked about Colossus for hours.

You were hopelessly in love, and it was painfully obvious, but surprisingly if people knew they didn’t say anything about it.

“Maybe I’m destined to be alone forever or something.”

“You’re not destined to be alone forever— you just need to talk to him more.”

“And risk getting friend zoned? Or accidentally admitting my undying love? No way!”

“You won’t know unless you try.”

You nodded your head, “I… I think I’m good.”

Hank sighed, “Look, (Y/N), this is killing me. You just need to tell him— or even just talk to him outside of training!”

Your eyes were wide as you shook your head no.

“Well… I’m not one to do this, but… he’ll be here in four minutes.”

“Hank! No!”

“Hank, yes! I need to talk to him about some stuff and he said he’d come down in about an hour, and well… it’s been an hour.”

“Then I’m leaving.” You got up and headed to the door, but Piotr beat you to it. So instead you did the most logical thing you could think of in one second.

Well, logical to you anyways.

You shifted into a cat.

The lab doors opened and in entered Piotr Rasputin, metal form featuring streetwear.

“Hello, Hank.” Piotr noticed you standing on the lab table and got excited.

Who doesn’t like petting animals?

You wanted to freak out, but also didn’t want to scare him off, so you just kinda let Piotr scratch your head.

“Hello, zere котенок... Hank, when did you get a cat?”

“I didn’t,” Hank stated nonchalantly, continuing with his work.

“Zen why is there one on the table?”

“That’s (Y/N).” Piotr flinched at Hank’s words.

You had shifted into all kind of animals, but usually just ones with combat skills, or talent necessary for a mission. He’d never seen you as a housecat.

“(Y/N) I’m so sorry! I didn’t zink—” You hopped off the table and shifted back to your human form.

“It’s fine really! I didn’t mind. You can pet me anytime, some of the youngest students do— Wait.” Hank and Piotr looked at your curiously, “I didn’t mean that. I just meant it’s okay, I didn’t mean to sound weird— God I’m so sorry! You probably think I’m really weird or something. I’m so sorry. I’m just… I’m just gonna go. I’ll see you later. Bye!”

You ran out of the lab, sweating a little bit, and shaking slightly.

God that was mortifying!

-

You left behind a deflated Piotr, as he wanted to apologize. 

He huffed.

Hank noticed his deflated demeanor, “She’ll be fine. Just give her a few hours, a day at most and she’ll be back to normal.”

“She’s always trying to avoid me, and when we're together she doesn’t say much. Is everything alright with her?”

Hank had two options.

One— he could tell Piotr about your feelings, and try to not shit himself at this golden opportunity.

Or two— he could make something up and listen to you cry about him for the rest of your life.

Hank cleared his throat. “Look… I cannot have you telling her I told you this. Please?”

“Why? Did something happen to her?” 

“No! No, she’s fine. It’s just she’ll probably turn into a bear and try to kill me if she finds out I told you this.”

Piotr chuckled, childish, but definitely something you’d threaten to do.

“What is it?”

“(Y/N)’s been in love with you since… around the end of summer. Yeah, end of summer.”

Piotr blinked. You were in love with him? “She’s… in love… with me?”

“Yeah. She thinks you’re amazing. Sometimes I can’t get her to stop talking about you.”

“What?”

“Yeah. You could probably tell her good morning in passing and that would make her whole day. The only problem is she’s too scared to act on her feelings.” Piotr was bewildered.

You liked him?

“Are you lying?”

“What would I gain from that? (Y/N), is my best friend and I just want her to be happy… and to maybe talk about you a little less. It’s nothing personal, but there’s only so much I can take.”

Piotr nodded, lost in thought.

“I need to go… Zank you for telling me this, Hank!”

“You’re… welcome?”

-

You were in the kitchen, getting a cup of water, trying to take your mind off the prior run-in.

I’m like a school girl. I’m so pathetic.

You took a sip and sighed.

Maybe I can mope around in my classroom. Grade some papers or something.

You drank the rest of the water and put the empty cup in a dishwasher, walking out of the kitchen and going to your classroom.

Your classroom was somewhat plain, nothing really stood out.

Yet when you entered the room, two things stood out.

Piotr.

“What are you doing here?” You asked, trying to remain calm even though your mind was going at a million miles per minute.

“I had to see you. You ran out of Hank’s lab in a hurry.”

And roses.

“It was nothing… Why do you have flowers?”

“Zey’re for you.”

“They are?” He nodded and gave them to you. “What for?”

“For the longest time… I zought you disliked me, or just didn’t want to get close. I zought maybe I somehow scared you off… It hurt, but I didn’t let my feelings take over.”

What’s happening?

“I feel strongly for you.”

Oh. OH! “I…” Your voice faltered. All this time he was just there, waiting for you to make a move?

“I hope zis isn’t too forward…”

You had one option, confess your feelings!

“It’s not! It’s not…” You stammered.

“Would you like to get dinner with me tonight?”

“I would love to.”

[toppat-therapist]

My Ibis Art Dump #1

Me using ibis cause my Computer is not working as it should.

1. Aul Me lol

2. Human Ver of my Robot Oc: Zen

3. New Oc, Engister

4. Friend's oc

5. Ship art. Ellie(Among Us) x Engister (shut up if you ship Ellie with someone else)

4-6. Designs for an au

[elizabeth3rdnotelly]

RFA x MC who is afraid to go to the dentist

A month without uploading, she comes back with...headcanons that nobody requested

Yoosung

MC refused to eat the omurice he made

But he looked so sad about it so they had to take a bite 

His expression changes from sadness to concern when he sees them wincing in pain 

He knows enough about medicine to know that toothache won't just wear down itself

Yoosung's not usually pushy but when he finds out that MC refuses to see a dentist, he gets kinda scary

Basically drags them to the dentist's office

How is he so strong this boy never works out

He's way more meeker in the waiting room 

He's low key afraid of human hospitals (he's okay at vet clinics, obviously)

Holds MC's hand through the whole process

Takes them to a movie afterwards to calm them down after this stressful experience 

Zen

His teeth are perfect because he gets dental cleanings every six months

MC's dental care is not that... immaculate

Zen takes MC to his usual clinic cuz he suspects they might have some negative experience based on their behavior

Sings to MC in low voice to distract them from the scary noise that the machine is making

Thankfully the dentist doesn't mind

Honestly who would mind Zen's singing

Takes them out for ice cream as soon as MC is allowed to eat again

Jaehee

She knows a bunch of home remedies to relieve toothache

(Btw gargling warm water with salt seems to help)

Doesn't stop her from making MC go to the dentist

Makes the appointment herself so MC doesn't have to talk to people on the phone

And makes sure they actually go

Writes down the dentist's instructions and recommendations

Doesn't let MC eat so much candy from now on

But she does brew them their favorite coffee

Jumin

"I understand that is not the most pleasant activity, but it is a bit weird to freak out so much"

Finds time in his schedule to go with MC to their appointment

Mostly for the moral support

But also because Jumin has a slight suspicion MC might trick Driver Kim into not driving them to the dentist's office

The car doors are locked. There is no escape.

MC is squeezing his hand so hard during the treatment that's it’s seriously hard to tell who is in more pain

Cuddle session with Jumin and Elly as the reward

Seven

It became hard to hide the very obvious tooth pain from him

So he's very insistent that MC sees a dentist

They agree but on one condition

That Seven will also book the appointment

He's suddenly not that insistent

Luciel hasn't been to the dentist in years

-"well, I'm not the one who is in pain!”

-"then there shouldn't be a problem, right?"

He reluctantly agrees

It takes the couple quite a long time to book the appointment

-"you go in first, your situation is more urgent"

While MC was suffering in the dentist's chair, this sly fox escaped

So the next day MC told him they were going Honey Buddha Chips shopping and that they were driving one of his precious cars to get to the store

He couldn't really protest after what he's done the previous day

But they weren't going to the store

MC dragged him back to the dentist's office cuz why should they be the only one to go through this

Revenge is served

[sunflower-cathedral]

My liked songs r on shuffle so heres some songs I guess. I know some of these might not make sense. All of these remind me of certain hermits or events.

Bdubs:

Begging on your knees from victorious

Social Climb by IDKHBTFM

I'm your ghost by A foreign affair

Miracle by Caravan Palace

Feel Invincible by Skillet

Guillotine by Jon Bellion

Scar:

Wilder Mind by Mumford n Sons

Fake by Mystery skulls

Meet me in the Woods by Lord Huron

Do it Again by No Rome

Better Now by Oh Wonder

Lost Cause// by KennyHoopla

King by Years and Years

Starfield by TND

Grian:

MANTRA by bmth

Divinity by porter Robinson

Haunted by Laura Les

Candy Store from Heathers

Out Of Touch by IPS

After Every Party I Die by IAMX

Impulse:

Give yourself a try by the 1975

Rain by Mr.Kitty

Animal Skin by Bryan Dunn

Planetary (GO!) By mcr

Tango:

Love stuck by Mother Mother

Wonderland by Caravan Palace

If you're over me by Years and Years

Honey Whiskey by NBT

Joe:

1996 by the wombats

Perfect Lie by Fox Stevenson

Gooey by Glass Animals

The glass inside your skull by Mr.Kitty

Cleo:

There will be blood by kim petras

Sweet talk by samantha jade

Forgiveness by Alice Glass

Numb by 8 Graves

Water by Jack Garratt

Stay Awake by Ellie Goulding

All For You by Years and Years

One woman army by Porcelain Black

Keralis:

Dont fuck with my money by mystery skulls

Frail state of mind by the 1975

Everybody by Backstreet Boys

Stress:

Hope by NEFFEX

Quiet by lights

Your body is a weapon by the Wombats

Heavy Metal by bmth

False:

Lost Yourself by Arpex

One Shot by NEFFEX

Thousands by Camikaze

High on Humans by Oh Wonder

Warriors by Imagine Dragons

Xisuma:

Levitating by Dua Lipa

Where the sky hangs by Passion Pit

Little Dark Age by MGMT

The City by Madeon

Zedaph:

All my friends by Madeon

Geronimo by Sheppard

Etho:

Neglect by Mr.Kitty

Unsorted/group songs ig:

Friends by chase atlantic

Hurry up and Save me by Tiffany Giardana

From liquid by Mr.Kitty

Rock n Roll by Avril Lavigne

Panic Room by Au/Ra

It's strange by Louis the Child

Triggered by Chase Atlantic

Sorrow by IAMX

Ghost by Mystery Skulls

Zen by X ambassadors

Drunk by TLT

I Don't Care by FOB

After Dark by Mr.Kitty

Live fast Die young by Hollywood Undead

COCOA HOOVES BY GLASS ANIMALS

I'm trying to put together a lil' Hermitcraft playlist for myself on Spotify and so far all I have is one Wham! song for Bdubs and a Will Wood and the Tapeworms song for Tango help

[auralaet-blog]

Human!Elly x Yoosung

So, following the creation of my human!Elly x Zen headcanon, my friend @love-elizabeth-the-3rd told me that she ACTUALLY shipped human!Elly x Yoosung. 

<.< I was like, “You shoulda told me that first! I’d have made that instead of the Zen one!”

So I started thinking about it... And somehow it ended up expanding into this (Also I apologize for the caps. We were freaking out lol):

BECAUSE YOOSUNG AND ELLY PROBABLY ENDED UP TOGETHER BECAUSE JUMIN MADE YOOSUNG BABYSIT ELLY AND YOOSUNG WAS GOING NUTS BECAUSE GIRL GIRL IN ROOM WITH HIM? WAT? AND ELLY'S JUST SO CURIOUS AND INNOCENT AND SHE'S POKING AROUND TRYING TO FIGURE STUFF OUT AND YOOSUNG TURNS ON HIS COMPUTER AND BOOTS UP LOLOL THEN HE REALIZES THAT HE SHOULD PROBABLY FEED THE HUMAN IN HIS APARTMENT SO HE RUNS TO THE KITCHEN TRYING TO COOK SOMETHING UP THAT MIGHT PLEASE ELLY, SLIGHTLY (SERIOUSLY) CONCERNED THAT IT WOULDN'T BE CLASSY ENOUGH FOR ELLY AND ELLY MAKES HER WAY TO THE COMPUTER AND LOGS ONTO ONE OF YOOSUNG'S CHARACTERS AND STARTS PLAYING BUT HAS NO CLUE HOW TO PLAY AND DESTROYS A TON OF HIS STATS AND HE COMES BACK WITH FOOD AND HE'S JUST TRAUMATIZED BECAUSE HE WORKED SO HARD TO BUILD THOSE UP BUT HE CAN'T BRING HIMSELF TO YELL AT HER BECAUSE SHE'S HAVING SO MUCH FUN SO HE MAKES HER HER OWN CHARACTER AND TEACHES HER HOW TO PLAY AND IT'S CAT THEMED AND EVENTUALLY SHE GETS THE HANG OF IT WHEN SHE GOES HOME, SHE MAKES HER OWN ACCOUNT AND CHARACTER AND USES IT TO FIND YOOSUNG AND THEY INTERACT ONLINE AND YOOSUNG DOESN'T KNOW IT'S HER AND HE'S JUST FALLING IN LOVE WITH THIS ONLINE GIRL WHO SOMEHOW JUST KNOWS THE RIGHT THINGS TO SAY AND IS JUST ADORABLE AND INNOCENT AND ELLY IS JUST MORE AND MORE IN LOVE WITH YOOSUNG BECAUSE HE'S SO PATIENT AND CARING AND KIND

AND EVENTUALLY JUMIN MAKES YOOSUNG BABYSIT ELLY AGAIN AND YOOSUNG KEEPS STARING AT LOLOL AND CONFESSES THAT HE MET THIS GIRL AND HE REALLY LIKES HER BUT DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO BECAUSE HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HER NAME AND ELLY IS JUST... AT A LOSS FOR WORDS HE LIKED HER? LIKE SHE LIKED HIM? REALLY? AND SHE OPENS HER MOUTH TO CONFESS AND THEN YOOSUNG REALIZES THAT HE SHOULD TAKE CARE OF THE HUMAN IN HIS APARTMENT WHOOPS AND THE MOMENT PASSES AND SO ONE DAY WHILE THEY'RE ONLINE TOGETHER ELLY TAKES THE PLUNGE AND ASKS IF YOOSUNG WOULD BE WILLING TO MEET UP WITH HER IRL OF COURSE YOOSUNG SAYS YES BUT HE'S IN COMPLETE AND UTTER PANIC HE RUNS TO SEVEN FIRST TO ASK FOR ADVICE BUT THAT IS COMPLETELY USELESS AND THEN HE RUNS TO ZEN AND ZEN SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT WOOING HER WITH FLOWERS AND POETRY SO YOOSUNG IS UP ALL NIGHT, THE NIGHT BEFORE LOOKING AT POETRY BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY FOR A FULL BOUQUET OF FLOWERS AND THEN THE DAY COMES AND YOOSUNG IS THERE WAITING WITH SOME INDEX CARDS WITH POETRY ON IT AND A RED ROSE AND ELLY WALKS UP TO HIM AND HE'S NERVOUS AND HE CONFESSES THAT HE'S MEETING THIS GIRL AND SHE SAYS THAT SHE KNOWS AND HE'S CONFUSED DID SEVEN TELL YOU? AND SHE TELLS HIM THAT SHE'S BEEN IN LOVE WITH HIM FOR A WHILE AND THAT SHE KEPT PLAYING BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO GET TO KNOW HIM AND THAT SHE LOVES HOW KIND AND CARING AND PATIENT HE IS AND THAT SHE WANTED TO GO OUT WITH HIM, IF HE WAS OKAY WITH IT AND YOOSUNG IS HAVING A PANIC ATTACK BECAUSE ELLY IS BEAUTIFUL AND IN LOVE WITH HIM ?????? YOOSUNG.EXE HAS SHUT DOWN ELLY IS UNDERSTANDABLY CONCERNED SHE JUST CONFESSED TO THE LOVE OF HER LIFE... AND HE'S GAPING AT HER NOT MOVING THE CARDS SLIPPED OUT OF HIS HANDS AND SHE BENDS DOWN TO PICK THEM UP AND STARTS READING THE POETRY AND IT'S ADORABLE AND HE WROTE IT HIMSELF IT'S AWKWARD, BUT HONEST LISTING OUT ALL OF THE THINGS THAT HE LOVES ABOUT HER HOW HE LOVES HER CURIOSITY HER PLAYFULNESS HER CHARITY HER SENSE OF JUSTICE AND HOW HE JUST LOVES HER

AND SHE'S STUNNED. SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE, YOOSUNG REBOOTS AND HE'S HORRIFIED BECAUSE HIS PLAN OF BEING SMOOTH AND WOOING HER IS GOING TO CRAP AND SO IN HIS PANIC HE JUST SHOVES THE FLOWER AT HER AND SAYS "ELIZABETH, I'M SO IN LOVE WITH YOU AND I REALLY WANT TO GO OUT WITH YOU. I PROMISE THAT I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU AND CHERISH YOU AND STAND BY YOUR SIDE. PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME!" WELL HE ENDS UP SCREAMING IT ANYWAYS AND ELLY IS AMAZED AND OVERWHELMED AND SHE JUST TACKLES HIM AND SAYS YES AND THEY END UP BEING THAT ADORABLE COUPLE WELL,WHEN THEIR RELATIONSHIP WAS FURTHER DOWN THE LINE YOOSUNG STARTED THINKING ABOUT MARRIAGE AND HE WAS DETERMINED TO GET THIS RIGHT HE WOULD MAKE UP FOR HIS AWKWARD ASKING HER OUT YEAHHHHH... HE GOT ZEN IN ON IT ((THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA FOR YOOSUNG. HE'S NOT ZEN AND HE'S ADORABLE IN HIS OWN WAY. HAVE CONFIDENCE SWEETY)) AND ZEN SETS UP THIS ELABORATE PLAN WELL IT CERTAINLY WAS MEMORABLE YOOSUNG WAS SO NERVOUS THAT NIGHT THAT HE ACCIDENTALLY KNOCKED OVER ONE OF THE DOZENS OF CANDLESTICKS AND THE TABLECLOTH CAUGHT FIRE AND ELLY ENDED UP HAVING TO THROW WATER ON IT TO PUT IT OUT AND IN THE MIDDLE OF ALL THAT YOOSUNG SCREAMS GODDANGIT I JUST WANTED TO HAVE THE PERFECT PROPOSAL IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?! AND ELLY'S HEART STOPS AND SHE GRABS HIM AND KISSES HIM AND SAYS YES