#htid cocktails

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The Drunk Duck

Completely passable as your morning coffee.

(Recipes for alcoholic and non-alcoholic versions under the cut)

1 or 2 shots of tequila*

1/2 cup leMonade

1/2 cup lemon lime soda

lime juice (to taste)

*leave out to make it non-alcoholic

This one's pretty boring because Quackity's a boring guy!! Why no whiskey you ask? I fucking hate whiskey, it's vile :D

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Repressed Fruit

Just a perfectly manly drink for completely straight men to enjoy.

(Recipes for alcoholic and non-alcoholic versions under the cut)

4 tbsp muDdled blackberries

1 shot vodka*

2 shots strawberry soju**

1/2 cup pomegranate cherry juice

*leave out for non-alcoholic

**substitute strawberry soda for non-alcoholic

Haha, repressed fruit. But seriously muddled berries in cocktails are delicious. You can also use strawberries or raspberries here, but I like blackberries because they make the drink look kinda depressing.

This one's a spin on a vodka cran, which is like the gayest drink you can order. Also if you've never heard of it, soju is a Korean alcohol, and it's really tasty. If you're drinking age and you've never had it, go buy some right now! And if you can't find it, ig you can use one shot of strawberry liquor, but I'm not gonna be happy about it...

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Get Wrecked

Drink for another coma.

(Recipes for alcoholic and non-alcoholic versions under the cut)

mint leaves (I used crushed and roughly chopped mint leaves that I strained out before putting in the glass for the actual drink. This picture is not of the actual drink. This is an aesthetic recreation)

1 shot absinthe*

1 shot gin**

1 shot vodka**

1/2 cup ginGer beer

lime juice (to taste)

*leave out for non-alcoholic, and maybe leave out for alcoholic too if you want to feel alive the next morning (add a little green food dye instead, it makes the drink look fun without the suffering)

**leave out for non-alcoholic

So the goal with this one was to make an evil drink with as much alcohol as possible that was still palatable...

Big mistake.

Honestly wouldn't recommend the absinthe version of this one. Go for green food dye instead and live with fewer regrets than I have. It doesn't help that this was the last drink we made on testing night... Anyway, it's not worth it!

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Gamer Juice

Everything you need to build the robot uprising.

(Recipes for alcoholic and non-alcoholic versions under the cut)

1 shot waterMelon 99*

1 cup Cool Blue Gatorade

1/4 cup coconut water

lemon juice (to taste)

*leave out for non-alcoholic

IT'S A POTION!

Sorry, I'm just really excited about this glass I found when I was thrift shopping for cool cocktail glasses (I think it's actually a vase). Sad we couldn't put the watermelon alcohol in Wilbur's drink, but honestly it tastes so much better here.

Like this drink is just really refreshing, even if you need a straw to drink out of this vase.

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Peach Fuzz

We're just friends... Unless?

(Recipes for alcoholic and non-alcoholic versions under the cut)

1 shot gin*

1 shot triple sec*

1/2 cup pEach juice

1/3 cup orange juice

dash of grenadine

*leave out for non-alcoholic

Personally this is the tastiest one we made. I've actually had like three of the non-alcoholic ones so far. It's also just really pretty. It layers like that because the grenadine is denser than the rest of the drink, so it naturally sinks to the bottom.

If your non-alcoholic peach fuzz isn't layering properly, try mixing in a shot or two of water! It won't affect the taste, but it will change the density.