#hskshdksjs ANYWAY SORRY—

[podcastfaggot]

"yeah baby i’m marked by alllll the fears. all of ‘em. wanna see? *i lift up my shirt to reveal"

Option a) Mardi Gras beads-one strand for each fear

B) a tasteful Jon sims autograph on your collarbone (technically marked by all of them in the second degree but shh it counts)

C) idk I lost steam and dignity.

secret option D) it’s just a massive grotesquely detailed tattoo of jon getting fucked and sucked by all the avatars at once that covers my whole abdomen