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The only ‘enemies to lovers’ I want is where Kuroo & you ‘fight’ (teasing, retorts, cursing, etc.) every time y’all see each other, but y’all both know it’s just for shits and giggles. It’s never serious, never taken too far, always delivered in a lighthearted & playful tone, and all just for fun 💫

Outsiders think y’all hate each other, but tbh it’s just how the two of you communicate (and flirt 🥴)✨

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KUROO OFFICE ROMANCE ???

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH FUCK just imagine being the Gossip Central™️ co-workers and just knowing everything juicy about anyone (not just in the company too) like u can’t TELL me Kuroo don’t look like he enjoys gossip. U CANT???

And flirting? Oh my god flirting in the office is SO MF CUTEJCONWKXJWME like sticky-notes and fake professional emails (sent using ur phones tho bc I know companies track ur emails from the computer they provide and y’all do NOT want HR reading thatKSKSKSK unless you’re HR🥴) whenever you have free time to bug each other with cute and stupid shit, sending each other knowing glances when something gossip worthy goes on or when someone you both don’t like does something stupid, lunch breaks spent together eating and complaining and talking and laughing until y’all realise there’s 10 minutes left and y’all have to scarf down the remaining food like two idiots so y’all won’t be late back to work, getting each other snacks when the other is on a small break, the routine good mornings and quick chats that you both need with each other for that extra energy boost to carry y’all until lunch before work officially starts, & etc etc.

And don’t even get me STARTED on dinners after work together. Don’t even lemme THINK about hanging out on the weekends together too bc 5 days a week of seeing each other isn’t enough. I don’t wanna TALK about how y’all won’t stop secretly texting each other during meetings even though y’all text basically all the time. And I’m definitely NOT gonna imagine how y’all’s co-workers start a pool on how long will it take for u and Kuroo to start officially dating bc y’all already kinda are like a couple. FUCK-

I’m not saying Office worker Kuroo is superior... BUT YES I AM. OFFICE WORKER KUROO IS SUPERIOR OMFG PLEASE I WANT AN OFFICE ROMANCE WITH HIM AND HIS FUCKIN 3-PIECE SUITS 😭

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✨ Atsumu HC ✨

Atsumu thinks you’re stalking him at first bc “why TF am I seeing this is this cutie person EVERYWHERE????” But he leaves you be because you’re never looking his way (to his knowledge), you’ve never tried to talk to him, and you look like you don’t even know who he is. But then one time you accidentally bump into him and after apologising you’re like “Oh, hey! It’s Mr. Cute Blond Stalker.”.

LMAO YOU’RE MORTIFIED BC WHY DID YOU JUST SAY THATCJOWNDKCK while Atsumu on the other hand thinks he’s in love developed a crush. He can’t help but grin real wide and before his mind can even process anything else, he replies “So you think I’m cute?”.

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🍙 Miya Osamu HC 🍙

Osamu hyping himself up in his head like “c’mon quit bein nervous, u just have to say ‘I like you’. It’s easy u can do it” before he confesses to u and that shit’s so CUTE AAAAAAAAA

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Atsumu: If being hot is a crime, then arrest me.

Osamu: Since when do they arrest pigs?

Atsumu:

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They (who are either sharing a pair of earbuds or got 2 same vivid red pairs) got 2 star shaped dog stickers on their bright red iPhone 😭🥺

Update - ITS TWO SAME PAIRS 😭💕

P. S. Y’all see how flexible Osamu is or ❓👁👁❓ and Atsumu’s sleepy/relaxed looking face when he’s stretching in Osamu’s background PLS UWU

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🦊 Miya Atsumu HC 🦊

Atsumu Miya being dubbed ‘The Hottest Bachelor in the VB Scene’, ‘A Man with an Endless Trail of Broken Hearts’, ‘Osaka’s Local Playboy’, & etc. bc he’s...

Attractive

Naturally flirty (even when he’s just being nice or neutral, it’s taken as flirty; refer to #1 for why people think so)

Lots of news outlets spread this image of him and run with ‘reliable sources’ (people he’s rejected and been super blunt to, and is out here to try and ruin his image), and most people believe that bc he’s gOt tHaT vIbE and a smirk with a piercing gaze to match.

While he usually don’t give a fuck bc people who matter to him knows the real him, sometimes he’s real annoyed at this image he’s been forced to have because when reporters and interviewers come to talk to him, majority of the questions revolve around his stupid LoVe LiFE when all he really wants to talk about is the killer setting he just pulled off in the 3rd match just now 🤡

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Cooking & baking are pretty different in terms of measurement tbh

I’m chinese so ive been raised to believe that cooking measurements are total bs & just use ur instincts 😂

So imagine Osamu & his s/o, both great at cooking but not that great at baking, fucking up the kicthen & the confectionery bc they think ‘it’ll be fine, it’s close enough’ 😭😂 such a cute but also fun date idea 🥺

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Miya Osamu: *breathes*

Me:

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Roses are red

A glass of wine with you

You are soft

I go uwu

-Atsumu

And they say chivalry is DEAD??? No, sir, not with you it’s obviously not 😩😩

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Bokuto gets u a necklace with his initials in english alphabets but all u can think of is how Burger King has the same initials 💕

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Hi! I'm not sure if u still have slots for CP but if so could I have one? my top 3 from hq are bokuto, iwaizumi + miya atsumu! im 5'5, she/her w long dark brown hair w the front half of my right side dyed white, green eyes + tan skin. I'm super bubbly, loud, naturally flirty + my love language is physical touch! I love working out and I'm a huge foodie. I'm stubborn + impulsive, luv rain/storms, coffee + pda. I ramble but I'm a gd listener, a night owl, v playful + luv teasing 1/2

im spontaneous, optimistic, passionate + ambitious! I'm empathetic + love comforting others! I'm emotional, confident, bold, giggly, energetic + observant! I'm also straight forward and try my best to be upfront about my feelings. I love autumn/winter, cooking + outdoors but also love cosy nights at home! I also really like protective people! Thank u sm in advance if theres still space <3 2/2

Cupid’s Pick for your match made in heaven is...

... Iwaizumi!!

...long dark brown hair w the front half of my right side dyed white.

All of them would find that super cool, like the unique style of it, their reactions would just vary.

Iwa would be wide eyed and go ‘wow’. He’d definitely stare, but in a good way because he’s 100% admiring the way you look with this style. There’s just no hiding that admiring look on his face, he can’t even if he tries tbh. He just thinks it’s so mf cool. Would subtly bask in the praises you get bc ‘hell yeah she’s fucking cool, that’s my girlfriend >:)’. Would compliment you for sure, simple and to the point, and you just know he means every word because his personality is like that.

Atsumu & Bo would be louder and more verbal & show-off-y. Lots of like ‘omfg this style is so cool?!?!?’. Would even go as far as saying ‘we matchBIXKJSANJC’ (especially Bo since the dyed colour is the same), since they have dyed hair themselves, and would also 100000% take pics and show them off to Osamu & Akaashi and their MSBY teammates and even post about u on their accounts bc they’re just so excited uwu

It’s also a given that they would change their wallpaper to u with this hairstyle ASAP uwu

I also really like protective people!

All of them are pretty protective in their own rights, I feel? The difference would be how they deal with the thing or person making you feel uncomfortable or unsafe.

I feel like Iwa would have no qualms being a sort of shield between you and that problem. If someone’s bothering you, he would step in between u and the person/people and bring you away from them AFTER (respectfully) glaring at them and telling them they’re making things uncomfortable for everyone. He’s quite observant too, having dealt with Oikawa’s personality and habits for a lot of his life, so he would be able to tell when you need his protection and when you can handle yourself. Tbh even when you can handle yourself, he’ll already be inching towards you, wanting to be by your side just in case it turns ugly. And if it ever turns ugly (which is fucked up because why tf would anyone wanna fight Iwa when he’s packing all those muscles??), ya know he won’t be fucking around. He may be a respectful man, but that doesn’t mean he won’t twist the person’s arm with a little more force than necessary if they tried to do shit to u. After the mf’s taken care of, he’ll take you some place quiet and make sure you’re alright, feeling safe and comforted by treating you softer than usual. Will also bring you your favourite snacks to help you ease your nerves and end the night on a better note. Overall, 10/10 boyfriend because your comfort and safety means a lot to him uwu <3

Atsumu would probably veeeery publically embarrass them by calling them out, and you know his words cut deeeeeep. He’ll be keeping a hand on you throughout the day/night, that’s for sure, until you’re home again. Just that touch of his to make sure you’re by his side and doing alright.

Bo would probably get angry (whether in a cute pouty way or in an intense anger would depend on the situation), unintentionally call them out (which would be hella embarrassing for the other person bc god they made BOKUTO angry??), and then he would just start trying to make sure you’re okay. He’d start being really touchy like cupping your face, hugging you from all angles, & etc. He’ll bring you home asap if the situation calls for it or if you ask him to or if the person isn’t gone from the space, but would probably stay if you tell him it’s alright and you’re okay now.

I think the both of them are protective in their own rights, but something about Iwa being really perceptive and having that strength and reliability to his personality that would probably make you feel the safest (based on yours and his traits).

I love working out and I'm a huge foodie.

IWAIZUMI HAJIME, (27), ATHLETIC TRAINER. CHAMPION OF ARM WRESTLING, AND EVERY SPORT IMAGINABLE.

I don’t think I need to say more, it’s all right thereKSKSKSK

He’ll work out with you and become those perfect work out couple goals. 1000000000000000000% for sure. And he’s an athletic trainer, so he knows how to help you maximize your work out.

I can also see him eating a lot with you on your food trips. Sure, his diet is pretty balanced, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t like to eat, and especially on cheat days he’ll happily indulge in the more ‘unhealthy’ foods with you.

I also don’t think he’ll be trying to control your diet, but maybe tell you stuff like ‘eat more veges/protein/etc.’ if you don’t eat properly. He cares for you and your health is important to him too. But if your diet is pretty good and balanced as is, then he’ll be a little more relaxed knowing you’re not surviving on only junk foods and sodas lol

I ramble but I'm a gd listener, a night owl, v playful + luv teasing.

GREAT because I can see Iwa appreciating very much that you’d listen to him talk on about his rough day, gush the monsters he finds super fucking cool (like Godzilla), rants about Oikawa being a shit head (again), and so on.

I can see him being a great listener too, always nodding along and taking in what you ramble to him. Giving comments and insights too if he can. And if he doesn’t have the capacity or energy for that (most probably bc work was draining or he isn’t having a good day), he’d tell you straight up (if you didn’t catch the physical clues he displays). Politely and to the point, without malice.

Oikawa is teasing and playful with him, so he’s practically built to handle it like a pro since childhoodKSKSKSK

But he won’t resort to violence with you ofc, just with Oikawa <3 depending on the nature of your teasing, he’d either roll his eyes and maybe bump your shoulder lightly (or some other light form of contact), or he’ll try to tease you back. I can also see him blushing and asking you to shut it if your teasing grants that kind of reaction if yk what I meanKSKSKS

The night owl bit, he understands, but would tell you sometimes to not mess up your schedule and to sleep earlier if you can because that’s just how he shows that he cares. If you point out that he sounds like a nagging mom, he’d pop a vein and tackle you (softly) and drag you to bed and be a little kid about it like ‘HA what can u do now that u can’t escape my arms?? Who’s a nagging mom now??’. Y’all would 100% end up in giggles UWUWUWUWUWU

I'm stubborn + impulsive, luv rain/storms, coffee + pda.

I can see Atsumu & Bo loving and basking in the PDA more than Iwa, because that shit makes him flustered so hard and he has to take a while to get used to having someone show him such bold displays of love. But I feel like Iwa would really grow to like it tho uwu

All 3 of them are kind of stubborn in their own way? If y’all disagree on something, I can see Bo & Iwa coming to a compromise with you easier than Atsumu.

Iwa would make you a cup of coffee just the way you like it every day when you wake up because it’s his actions with the littlest things that show you the loudest how much he loves you. He’s also great with holding you back on your more dangerous and rash and potentially harmful impulses, like the reliable figure that gives you good reasons and talks you out of reeeeaaally bad decisions, but he’s also a whole Gemini so he’ll indulge in your impulses with you more often than you think heh heh

I'm also straight forward and try my best to be upfront about my feelings.

That’s a great trait for all of the boys tbh, because all 3 of them needs someone like that due to their personalities.

Atsumu would understand that you’re not playing mind games and he wouldn’t then try to play it back or burst into flames. Bo would be thankful because he can just take your words as is. And that’s the same for Iwa too. While he’s observant and can probably read between the lines no problem, straight forwardness just makes things easier for him because he’s pretty straight forward too. And I feel that if he can count on you for that, then he’ll be probably allow himself to rely on you more.

If you praise them, they’ll know you mean it too and they’ll be real happy about it uwu

I'm empathetic + love comforting others!

Another great attribute for all 3 of them. Bo & Atsumu melts in a more obvious way (and in the moment) when you comfort them and when you empathize with them, but Iwa? It’s in the way he squeezes your hand right after, the look in his eyes are soft and so is his grateful smile. It’s in the way he hugs you later in bed, curving into you like a cat, arms secure around you, and he whispers a very tender ‘thank you’. It’s in the way he kisses you good morning the day after, hand on your cheek as if he’s holding the world in it, and he feels like he is. I’d say it’s more quiet with Iwa’s display of gratitude, but it’s just as loud as the other two, there’s no doubt about that.

I'm super bubbly, loud, naturally flirty + my love language is physical touch! I'm emotional, confident, bold, giggly, energetic + observant! I’m spontaneous, optimistic, passionate + ambitious!

Your outgoing and naturally flirty self would probably capture all 3 of their hearts, with Iwa putting up a little more fight than the rest (he doesn’t take it as him being special, but falls for your sweet words regardless bc he likes u so much).

Bo & Atsumu would satisfy your love language more, both looking like they’re very comfortable in showing you they love you in that way. Iwa might be a more muted than the 2, but if y’all are dating, he’d always have a hand on you somehow. Whether its holding your hand, a hand on your back, on your cheek, & etc. Like he just finds a way to always have contact with you, especially when he finds out your love language if physical touch. He’ll put in the effort, that’s for sure.

Atsumu might not do as well with your emotional trait? He doesn’t mince his words, and even if he tries to be softer with you, it’s not 100% that he’ll change that part of himself. He’ll try to comfort you, apologize and sooth your wounds if he hurts you bad, but it’s how he is with his words – blunt and (mainly) unfiltered. Iwa isn’t blunt, I’d say? He knows what to say and when to say it and how to say it, and he’s also caring, so I feel like he’d do very well with this trait of yours.

Being energetic meshes pretty well with Bo bc he’s pretty energetic himself. Iwa himself has a lot of energy, so he would most definitely keep up with your energy no problem.

Every other trait I can see doing well with Iwa. He’d admire it, and some would even push him further too by feeding off your traits too.

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Atsumu always got his tongue out huh... I sense a possible oral fixation 👁👁

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Escapism is when a bitch decides to binge on Osamu Miya & Iwaizumi Hajime fics to mentally run away & distract herself from her overwhelming stresses.

A bitch is me.

I’m a bitch.

🤩

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Not me simping over Onigiri man Osamu Miya & Bisceps King Iwaizumi Hajime all over again 😭🥺🥴😩

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