#hq!! smau
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
-> HAIKYUU x SMAU TEXTS; she's busy

summary prank texting the hq guys "she's busy" ♡
featuring oikawa tōru || kozume kenma || miya atsumu ♡
notes im tired, ive slept for like 3 hours in two days and this was funnier in my head lol ♡
-> idec if im late to this lmaoo, might do more + bllk bois <-
the goddamn loml ♡
he is kenough ♡

my beebee ♡
© uwurakax — please don’t repost or share outside of tumblr
#haikyuu x reader#hq x reader#haikyuu!! x reader#hq!! x reader#haikyuu smau#hq smau#oikawa x reader#atsumu x reader#atsumu smau#haikyuu hcs#haikyuu!! smau#hq imagines#hq!! smau#haikyuu imagines#haikyuu headcanons#haikyuu x you#oikawa smau#kenma smau
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
i’ve been laughing at this since yesterday

i just think these two (heavy on ushijima) would text like this i had to make this wudbriebn
#daetko#haikyuu#my hero academia#mha#mha smau#mha texts#haikyuu texts#shoto todoroki#todoroki shoto#ushijima#ushijima wakatoshi#wakatoshi ushijima#shoto#todoroki#wakatoshi#haikyuu smau#hq texts#hq!! smau#haikyuu incorrect quotes#mha incorrect quotes#bnha#boku no hero academia#haikyuu!!#haikyuu!! texts#shoto todoroki texts#todoroki shoto smau#todoroki smau#ushijima smau#talia’s smau bits
477 notes
·
View notes
Text
street style – oikawa tooru ୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ
tell me, lately, do i drive you crazy?
he's out in shibuya in his best clothes every night hoping to spot them, just so he can prove that he's more than a bad outfit turned into a viral meme.
status: discontinued
content: streetwear photographer! yn x influencer! oikawa, gn reader with theythem pronouns, both yn and oikawa are internet famous, slowburn, strangers to one-sided enemies to lovers, university au, oikawa chasing yn, sassy but down bad oikawa
warnings: language, kms/kys/die jokes, usage of weed + alc + cigs, stan twitter and the damn internet lmfaooo, some miscommunication, fears of perception + social anxiety themes, feelings will be played with
tags are added as story progresses, please check cw on individual chapters!
( ✶ ) denotes written portions.
say hello! – cuntology degree havers & tofu not tooru
table of contents:
1 ₊⁺ an ultimatum
2 ₊⁺ tba
taglist: open! (27/50)
send an ask/reply to join & pls check your visibility settings!
divider by @/plutism :-)
#haikyuu x reader#hq x reader#haikyuu smau#hq smau#haikyū!!#haikyuu!!#haikyuu#hq#hq!!#hq!! x reader#haikyuu!! x reader#haikyuu!! smau#hq!! smau#haikyu smau#oikawa tooru#tooru oikawa#oikawa toru#toru oikawa#oikawa x reader#haikyuu oikawa#hq oikawa#oikawa tooru x reader#tooru oikawa x reader#oikawa smau#oikawa tooru smau#tooru oikawa smau#toru oikawa smau#oikawa tōru#tōru oikawa#oikawa tōru x reader
299 notes
·
View notes
Text
THE THINGS KOZUME KENMA POSTED ON HIS INSTAGRAM STORY JUST FOR YOU
SEUMYO © 2025. PLEASE DO NOT REPOST, PLAGIARIZE, MODIFY OR TRANSLATE.
#‹𝟹 𓏲🗒️ꜝֶָ֢ ʾʾ#kenma x reader#kenma x you#kenma x y/n#kenma fluff#kenma texts#kenma smau#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu fluff#haikyuu texts#haikyuu smau#hq x reader#hq fluff#hq texts#hq smau#haikyuu kenma#hq kenma#kozume kenma#kenma kozume
5K notes
·
View notes
Text


"you shouldnt wear that,"
you were taken aback by the unexpected comment from the man you hardly knew, your mouth agape as words failed to come forth. "i-im sorry..?" you asked, your voice tinged with hesitation and confusion. the man has a bored look on his face, but his words is totally striking your pride. "you're miya's girlfriend arent you? but people cant seem to differentiate between you and a slut because of that dress you're wearing," you were really surprised by his rudeness, and the word 'slut' hurts you like shit. no one has ever called you that, and why is this random stranger degrading you like you're some low women?
"what the hell did you just say to my girl?" atsumu's voice was cold and harsh, his angry tone evident. "who the fuck are you to tell my girl what to wear?" he asked, his fists clenched and jaw tightening. before you could speak, atsumu punched the guy. a commotion ensued, and you both left the party as the situation worsened. its safe to say atsumu made some new enemies that night, and now he's enduring a lecture from you while you apply ice to his bruised jaw.
you know atsumu is not a weak man; he will throw punches if needed for you. he doesn't mind being your knight in shining armor, because it's you.
"dont mind his words, you can wear whatever the fuck you want because i can and will fight if anyone opposes," a smile formed on your lips as you heard atsumu's words.
#anime#haikyuu#haikyuu fluff#inarizaki#miya twins#miya atsumu x reader#atsumu miya#miya atsumu#atsumu x reader#haikyuu atsumu#hq atsumu#atsumu fluff#atsumu miya x reader#hq x reader#hq fanart#hq#hq fluff#hq smau
5K notes
·
View notes
Text
cw: rough sex, doggy style, manhandling, unprotected sex, lmk if I missed something!!:p
Sakusa wasn’t gentle.
At least, not when he had you like this.
Bent over the bed, ass up, knees digging into the mattress as he dragged you back onto his cock—over and over and over—his fingers gripping the soft flesh of your hips, squeezing, molding it to his hands like he couldn’t get enough.
“Fuck,” he gritted out, his voice a low snarl behind you. “You feel too fucking good.”
Your fingers scrambled against the sheets, gasping as he drove himself deeper, the stretch making your whole body tremble.
“Kiyoomi—!”
“Shhh,” he hushed, one big hand coming down to cup the fat of your ass, giving it a sharp squeeze. “Just take it.”
And fuck, you did.
Because Sakusa fucked hard.
Every thrust jerked your body forward, your thighs shaking, your back arching as he used his grip on your hips to pull you back onto him, making sure you felt every thick inch of him pressing into your deepest spots.
“God, look at you,” he groaned, his hands squeezing—grabbing—the plush curve of your hips like he owned you. “Made to take my cock, huh?”
All you could do was whimper, back bowing as his grip turned rougher, his nails digging into your soft skin.
He loved that.
The contrast between his big hands and your softer body—the way he could grab, mold, control every part of you.
“Fuck, I love this,” he muttered, his voice thick with possession. “Love watching you take it. Love the way your thighs shake. Love the way your ass bounces every time I fuck into you.”
You whined, dropping your head against the mattress, completely wrecked by the way he was using your body, pulling you into every brutal thrust, claiming you like he was branding himself into your bones.
“Don’t run from it,” he growled, wrapping an arm around your waist to hold you still as he slammed deeper. “Take what I give you.”
And fuck, you did, moaning as your thighs trembled, as the pleasure coiled deep, as his cock bullied that sweet spot over and over until you were seeing stars.
“Fuck, Kiyoomi—!”
He groaned at the way you clenched around him, his fingers bruising your hips as he fucked you through your orgasm, never slowing, never letting up.
“Mmm, that’s it,” he rasped, his voice shaky now, getting close. “Gonna cum for me again, yeah? Gonna let me fill you up?”
You could only moan in response, too fucked-out to speak.
Sakusa snarled, his thrusts turning desperate—and then, with a guttural curse, he slammed in deep and came with a shuddering groan, his fingers bruising your skin as he buried himself to the hilt.
Heavy breaths filled the room. His forehead dropped to your shoulder.
Then—
“Next time,” he murmured, voice still wrecked, “I want a mirror in front of us. Wanna see exactly how good you look getting ruined on my cock.”
And fuck, you knew there was no way you’d survive that.
A/N: Feedback, reblogs, comments and likes are really appreciated <33
#haikyu smut#haikyuu smut#haikyuu x reader#hq smut#haikyuu!! smut#haikyuu!!#haikyuu#hq x reader#hq x you#semiloml#sakusa smut#sakusa kiyoomi#sakusa x reader#hq sakusa#haikyuu sakusa#msby sakusa#sakusa x you#sakusa x y/n#sakusa smau#haikyuu kiyoomi#kiyoomi x reader#kiyoomi sakusa x reader#hq kiyoomi#kiyoomi smau
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
random texts with your bf, oikawa tooru !
SYNOPSIS : texts between u and ur long distance bf!!!!!!!! 🎉🎉 TAGS : f!reader, crude humor, slightly suggestive i couldnt help myself 😭, cursing, death jokes, ooc oikawa, if u know how to speak spanish suddenly you dont, this was lazily executed icl 💔










A/N : thank u valentina for helping me with the spanish thingy ily <3 also should i do a gen taglist i have been considering since i think liz asked me if i had one
#oikawa tooru x reader#oikawa tooru#oikawa x reader#oikawa x you#oikawa x y/n#oikawa tooru x you#oikawa toru x reader#oikawa smau#oikawa tooru smau#haikyuu oikawa#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu x you#haikyuu x y/n#haikyuu smau#oikawa texts#hq oikawa#oikawa#lina's babies :3
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
YOU HAVE A PLUSH OF THEM | SMAU
ೃ⁀➷ tsukishima, bokuto, oikawa, hinata, kuroo


#haikyuu smau#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu#hq x reader#hq#hq smau#tsukishima x reader#oikawa x reader#bokuto x reader#kuroo x reader#hinata x reader#🍀.works
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
˖ ˳·˖ 𝓫𝓪𝓫𝔂, 𝓲'𝓶 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓫𝓮𝓪𝓽 ⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪

+ 𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒'𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓉𝓇𝑜𝓅𝒽𝓎? 𝒽𝑒 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒𝓈 𝓇𝓊𝓃𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝑒 ♡
♡ 𝓼𝔂𝓷𝓸𝓹𝓼𝓲𝓼 a surprise pregnancy throws you in for a loop when your rising star boyfriend starts to kick off his career. not wanting to hold him back, you leave without saying a word. six years later, fate brings you back together again, but with still sour feelings, how will you navigate keeping things civil all while all eyes are on him?
♡ 𝓹𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓲𝓷��� miya atsumu x f!reader
♡ 𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓻𝓮 smau + written || exes to lovers || second chance || deviated canon universe || drama idk
♡ 𝔀𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼 pregnancy || time-skip spoilers || misunderstandings
♡ 𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓹𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓼 tba || n/a
♡ 𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓼 starting sept 16th ongoing
♡ 𝓽𝓪𝓰𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓽 if you wanna join pls fill out here ( i lose notes sorry :c )
-> me - update your other shi- also me - but what if i did this- idk
𝒸𝒶𝓊𝓈𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝒾𝑔𝓃 𝑜𝓃 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉 𝓈𝒶𝒾𝒹 𝒾𝓉'𝓈 𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓇𝑒𝓈𝑒𝓇𝓋𝑒𝒹 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓂𝑒 ˖ ˳·˖



#☆゚ smau ー baby i'm the one to beat ◝#i promise if you're following for my other stuff#i'll post updates tmr FRFR#im just too tired for now but i rly wanted this out there idk lol#haikyuu x reader#hq x reader#haikyuu!! x reader#hq!! x reader#haikyuu smau#hq smau#atsumu x reader#atsumu smau#haikyuu!! smau#hq!! smau#haikyuu x you#reader x atsumu#atsumu x you#atsumu x female reader
196 notes
·
View notes
Text
roommates ✧.*
ushijima x reader ੈ✩‧₊˚
⋆·˚ ༘ *
summary: ushi is your roommate and saw your phone with porn on it. creating an interesting relationship with you two. sex, smut, porn
i added twt links bc why not just to make it juicer lol

the worst thing to ever possibly happen, happened. while getting some cereal at one a.m, you had been scrolling on your own personally private twitter account. do you have porn on there? yes. do you actually watch it? yes. did you mean to leave it open on the counter top? no. not at all.
so to your horror as you ran to the pantry for some more cereal, you came back to the kitchen to find your your roomate, ushijima, standing right above your phone.
the action of him ease dropping isn’t what got you, he often snoops around your shared apartment. it was the audio you heard coming from it that made you jump out of your skin.
in the dead quiet of your dimly litted apartment, the audio of a girl getting absolutely railed by a man echoed.
“oh my god!” you scrambled, running over to your phone you shut it off. then threw it across the room it landing on the couch.
your hands instantly found your face, everything was burning up. ushi was normally a kind of awkward guy. not ever really saying much and when he did, it was always just kind of awkward.
did this stop you from having a crush on him? of course not. how could it? he was fucking huge. his muscles could make you pop from a hug. and he was also caring. even if he stuggled showing it. so you had no idea how he was about to handle this.
“you don’t have to be embarrassed y/n.” his voice prodded through the silence. it was deep, hushed. it wasn’t until a hand found your back that you looked up to him.
“i’m so so so sorry ushi!” you said turning to face him, putting your hands on his chest and burrying your head into his pecks. being touchy with him wasn’t abnormal. he just never really reciprocated it. that didn’t bother you.
“i’m… i’m just gonna go to bed.” you said before leaving your cereal on the counter, grabbing your phone and walking away.
that night you slept in horror. praying that he wouldn’t move out because of the action.
that night ushijima was more sexually frustrated then he had ever been.
✧.*
the next day when you two were at dinner, he brought up the situation from last night.
“god.. you don’t have to try to make me feel better. just forget about it.” you stood shaking your head. you two were out at a random restaurant about to leave when he asked you about it. you really wished he could just forget.
“you know y/n.. everyone watches porn.” he said it casually. tone unwavering. your eyes darted to his, attempting to read his emotions. to which you were met with a straight face.
the rest of the night you kept thinking about what that meant. does the ushijima wakatoshi watch porn? no way. i mean… there is no way right? in your head he could never be tempted. he’s too idk. perfect.
those words haunted you until you got home. every moment of silence between you lead back to the mental image you created.
finally walking through the door you decided to bring it up with him. you just didn’t know how.
he waked to his bedroom as you made you way to the kitchen for a drink. “hey ushi..?” you called out. he only responded when he walked back in with a changed, more casual outfit.
“yes y/n?” he replied finding a spot on your shared couch. instantly stretching he made himself comfortable as he flexed his biceps ever so subtlety. your eyes wandered to wear his shirt poked up. a flips of his happy trail peaked out. “do you have a question?” he said. your eyes snapped back to his face. you only nodded in reply.
going and sitting down next to him, sitting cris cross legged. as he faced forward his head turned to you. you were close, but not as close as you wished you were. so you opted to scoot closer to him. one of your knees now touching his thigh.
“earlier, i just can’t get it out of my mind… you said yk ‘everyone watches porn.’… and i was just wondering if like.. excuse me if im over stepping here but, if you watched.. porn?” your skin felt hot. like you were burning up. after you said it you wished you could take it back.
there was a long pause, and you swore you died and came back to life. just as you were about to excuse yourself to suffer an eternity of embarrassment, he responded.
“yes i watch porn.”
it was the answer you had longed for. craved and yearned. but now what? you asked him.. now what do you do?
“okay…” you said, hesitant. “i’m sorry. i don’t know what to say i’m so embarrassed oh my g-“ he stopped you mid sentence. cutting you off to say,
“want to see what i watch?” his tone was so casual that he never seemed more comfortable to talk to you. you couldn’t give him a verbal yes, so you shook your head yes instead.
you gasped as he moved his arm closer to you, only to grab his phone your thigh had been covering up. you watched intently, all nerves stood on end as he traveled to his notes app. you watched as he unlocked a hidden folder that revealed several links and notes under them. this was so ushijima. you thought to yourself.
“can i?” you asked while scooting closer to him. he flushed and shook his head yes. you scrolled through tens of links and notes beneath them like, ‘threesome two boys one girl.’ or ‘good creampie.’ it wasn’t out of the ordinary until one really caught your eye. it was a link, then labeled. ‘y/n.’ you gasped reading your name. then he caught on right away. obviously embarrassed he shut his phone off and didn’t say anything.
curiosity struck at your bones. what was that video? what did it have my name on it?
“can i.. can we maybe watch some of them..?” you leaned into him now bringing the phone back up to seversace level and unlocking it. he never said no. he shook his head yes before saying.
“let me explain-“ you cut him off, pressing a finger to his mouth before saying. “we will save that one for last how bout that…” you were now flirting with him. and he could tell. he shook his head yes once again as you scrolled through all the different links.
finally clicking on one you watched it with him side by side. you watched as a boyfriend penetrated his smaller girlfriend with his huge cock. you felt ushijima squirm next to you, obviously uncomfortable.
“fuck…” you said without realizing. your head whipped to his but he was already looking at you. and god.. he was so handsome. his lips parted slightly, glossed from his own saliva
“can i please kiss you?” he asked while dropping his hand and now holding your face. before giving him an answer you brought your face to his with passion. kissing him so intently. your lips molded around each others. it was hot. it was almost too much to handle. a line of saliva connected the two of you as you parted.
you picked up his phone and went back to scrolling. this time his hands were all over you, touching every part of your body. brushing over it of pinching at it, he needed to feel you.
you moaned as he brought his head to your neck and slurped at all your open skin. you watched videos that he had saved, making mental notes about how the women in them are. or what he was into like, two lovers forced to be quiet or how the girl in the video spread herself open to get finger fucked.
finally you made your way to the video with your name on it. ushijima had now brought his eyes back to you, nervous of what was about to happen. in silence you clicked on it. just to find a video of a girl with your body type and look getting absolutely pounded.
“i’ve never been fucked like that before…” you admitted, breaking the silence. you looked over to him. dropping the phone now.
“fuck y/n… i’m trying really hard right now to be a gentleman but your making it hard.” he dropped his head back before bringing a hand to his hair and messing with it.
“fuck that! just fuck me please oh my god!” you squealed out, shocked that you even said it. you smacked a hand over your mouth. but it was too late. ushijima had already taken you into his arms. carrying you into his room.
“i haven’t..” he started while throwing his clothes off, and undoing yours next, “been able to get you out of my mind. i need you so bad” he admitted now laying you down on the bed.
it was all happening too quickly. and yet his pace was awfully slow for you. fully naked you stared at him. he stared back at you.
finally his fingers trailed your asshole before finding your cunt. it was soaked already, ushijima was seeing stars. “fuck your so wet..” he groaned. “can i?” he asked for your consent.
“yes! ushi~just fuck me!” you moaned as his hand cupped your soft little cunt. he stood above you, spread your legs open and pressed his middle finger into your tight little hole. taking it out to draw circles on your clit. your back arched at all of his motions. you squirmed under his touch.
“god your so fucking tight. so fucking pretty.” he groaned before putting another finger into you. pumping it in and out of you at reckless pace.
“need more… i need your cock ushi..!” you moaned out grabbing at his length. you jerked him off a couple strokes before he pulled his fingers out of you and pushed them in your mouth.
you sucked your own juices off his digits. and oh my god, ushijima had never felt hotter. he felt like he was on fire.
now on the bed with you he threw your body around into a doggy position. your ass in the air. he waited seconds just looking at you before he positioned his cock near your hole.
as his fat tip sank its way further into your sobbing cunt, the more your pussy sucked him in. half way in and he thought he was going to cum. he pushed the feeling deep down into his soul. he needed to fuck you first.
“ushijimaaa~ fuck! ah-! your so fucking bi-i-g!” and with that moan of his name, he swore he heard wedding bells.
a new fuel fired his engine, as he pounded your wet cunt from behind. your arched your back further. the sensation was too much for you. the feeling of you stretching out around his fat cock. you could feel him everywhere.
your cream gathered at the base of his cock, it made his mind go hazy. pushing your farther into the bed, he rested more of his weight on you. slamming his cock in and out of you. your noises filled the room. the way you clenched around home you knew you were close.
“fuck you like that? cmon y/n.. cum around my fucking cock.” his words sent you over the edge. shaking and spasming beneath him you cursed out moans. saying ‘fuck ushi-! god i fucking love your dick ohmygod’ it wasn’t until his pace slowed slightly that you realized that he wasn’t stopping.
“i’ve been waiting to fuck uou for months baby. cmon gimmie a nother one cmon…” you watched all his composer slip away as he pounded your overstimulated body. flipping you on your front you got pounded face to face with him. his eyebrows furrowed. he was such a sight.
you felt your second orgasm approaching. he reached down to circle your creamy clit. as soon as he touched it pleasure ripped through you. your body lurching forward. you shook with the feeling.
“imcummingfu-c! god ushi~ your cock oh my god. fuck your so fucking good ah-!” you moaned, almost screaming him praise. he came on the spot. his cock filling you up with his seed. you felt him everywhere.
“god your so perfect. oh my god fuck y/n.” he said through grunts and groans. finally he fell next to you. kissing your sweaty body.
getting cereal at one am was the best thing you’ve ever done.
·:*¨༺ ♱✮♱ ༻¨*:··:*¨༺ ♱✮♱ ༻¨*:··:*¨༺ ♱✮♱ ༻¨*:·
i missed writing about him so u know i had to do it
#haikyu x reader#x reader#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu#haikyu fluff#haikyu manga#haikyuu smau#manga#ushijima x y/n#ushijima x you#ushijima smut#ushijima fluff#ushijima angst#hq ushijima#ushijima wakatoshi x reader#ushijima x reader#haikyuu ushijima#ushijima wakatoshi#ushijima headcanons#haikyuu wakatoshi#wakatoshi x reader#hq x you#twt links#twt#jkk links#hq links#smut#x reader smut#haikyuu smut#haikyuu x reader smut
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
tea for two – kiyoko shimizu ༉‧₊˚.



they're sure that their newest artist-in-residence doesn't remember who they are. she, on the other hand, came to their teahouse just to see her muse.
status: discontinued
content: teahouse owner! yn x artist-in-residence! kiyoko, gn reader with theythem pronouns, slowburn, timeskip, high school reunion but kiyokoyn are not on the same page
warnings: language, usage of weed + cigs + alc, kys/kms/die jokes, yn was raised in a wealthy traditional family but is now estranged from them, mentions of parental disappointment, angst + fluff
tags are added as story progresses, please check cw on individual chapters!
( 𖤐 ) denotes written portions.
meet: insomniac central + cult of kiyoko
see: crescent teahouse
table of contents:
0 ⋮ just a phone call
1 ⋮ speak of the devil
2 ⋮ tba
taglist: open! (11/50)
send an ask/reply to join. pls double check your visibility settings!
divider by @/plutism :-)
#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu#haikyuu!!#haikyuu!! x reader#haikyuu smau#haikyuu!! smau#hq!! x reader#hq!!#hq!! smau#hq#hq x reader#hq smau#kiyoko shimizu#shimizu kiyoko#kiyoko x reader#kiyoko shimizu x reader#shimizu kiyoko x reader#haikyuu kiyoko#haikyuu!! kiyoko#hq kiyoko#hq!! kiyoko#kiyoko shimizu smau#shimizu kiyoko smau
132 notes
·
View notes
Text
Kuroo had imagined that if he ever had a meet-cute with his future girlfriend, it would be something out of a rom-com.
Maybe she’d bump into him in the hallway and drop her books, and their hands would brush as they both reached down. Maybe they’d get locked in the school’s storage closet and have no choice but to talk, discovering they had an undeniable connection. Maybe he’d do something particularly cool in front of her—like nail an impossible volleyball save—and she’d be so impressed that she’d fall for him on the spot.
You know, a great story to tell his future kids later on.
What he did not imagine was this.
He had barely settled into his seat in chemistry lab class when the teacher rattled off instructions about the elements they’d be working with today. Kuroo, who had only half-listened, glanced at the laminated periodic table on their lab station. There were a lot of elements, and he was already regretting not paying closer attention. With a sigh, he turned to the girl beside him.
“Hey, can you check which elements we’re supposed to—”
He paused.
For one, you looked a little startled, like you hadn’t expected him to speak to you so soon. Your lips parted slightly, and your fingers thrummed against the edge of the table, but you didn’t immediately respond. Kuroo furrowed his brows.
Maybe you didn’t hear him?
Before he could repeat himself, you blinked a few times and slowly turned to the periodic table. Your expression shifted into something that could only be described as deep concentration, like you were trying to decipher some ancient text rather than a chart of chemical elements.
Seconds passed.
Then a full minute.
Kuroo’s eyebrows inched up.
Still, no answer.
“Give me a second.”
Ah, there it was.
He could see your eyes darting over the periodic table, and every few moments, you squinted slightly, as if you were trying to bring the tiny printed words into focus. Another thirty seconds passed. He tilted his head, watching as you leaned forward a little, your eyes locked on the chart like your life depended on it.
You would probably set it on fire at this point from how intense you were looking.
“…You good?” he finally asked, unable to stop the curious edge in his voice.
You straightened up so fast it was like you had been caught doing something embarrassing. Which, judging by the way you suddenly looked anywhere but at him, you probably had.
“I, um—” You hesitated, biting your lip. Then, after what seemed to be an internal debate, you let out a small sigh. “I actually, uh, forgot my glasses at home.”
Oh.
Oh.
Kuroo blinked, his amusement only growing. That explained a lot.
“That bad, huh?” he asked, resting his elbow on the table and propping his chin on his hand.
“Not terrible,” you muttered, though the way you still weren’t looking at him suggested otherwise. “I can still see—just not, you know, well.”
That made him chuckle.
“Well, that’s going to be a little problem, isn’t it?”
You let out a small, almost defeated laugh. “Probably.”
Kuroo grinned and turned his attention back to the chart, skimming for the elements the teacher had mentioned. “Alright, let’s see… We’ve got—” He rattled off a few element names and their symbols, glancing at you to make sure you were following along.
Then, as if remembering you had an actual task to contribute to, you quickly dropped your gaze back on the textbook for reference. “You don’t have to—”
“Nah, it’s fine,” he interrupted smoothly. “What were the elements again? Aluminum, zinc, and—what was the last one?”
Still looking a little overwhelmed by the sheer speed at which this whole interaction was happening, you answered, “Um. Magnesium.”
“Magnesium, got it.” Kuroo tapped the page, making sure you could at least see where he was pointing. “Here, let’s work on this together. I’ll read it out, and you can double-check if I’m not mistaken.”
You let out a small, barely-there laugh—so quiet that if Kuroo hadn’t been paying attention, he would’ve missed it. But he was paying attention.
He had been ever since you sat next to him, really. He realized that he paid attention to you more than the teacher himself.
Kuroo read the information to you, sometimes exaggerating just for fun—“And this here, my dear lab partner, is the majestic zinc, element number 30, the unsung hero of batteries everywhere”—which earned him an amused shake of your head. You weren’t exactly talkative, per se, but he caught glimpses of amusement in the way you entertained his nonsense.
This must be the manifestation of that one tweet he posted, “My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes rn. Be patient, Queen; a true clown is on the way.”
Now that you weren’t caught off guard, you nodded along, quickly jotting things down in your notes. It was then that Kuroo realized something else.
You hadn’t even introduced yourselves.
“You know,” he said, smiling a little, “I think we skipped a step.”
You paused, looking at him curiously, then back at your worksheet. “What?”
“The whole name thing.” He tapped his pen against the worksheet. “I asked you to do something before I even said hi. That’s pretty rude, huh?”
For the first time since he spoke to you, you actually met his gaze. And then, to his surprise, you cracked a small smile.
“A little, yeah.”
Kuroo chuckled. “I’m Kuroo Tetsurou.”
You tilted your head slightly, and then, like you were amused at how backwards this whole conversation had gone, you finally replied, “[Last Name] [Name].”
“Nice to meet you,” he said. “And don’t worry—I’ll be your eyes for today. And for as long as you’d like.”
“Are you this flirty with every person you meet?”
“Only the ones that know their way around a calculator despite not even looking at it directly.”
You rolled your eyes at that, but he could see how his jokes were getting to you. By the time the teacher walked around to check your progress, Kuroo had already decided that this was way better than any cliché shoujo manga meet-cute.
Because really, what could be more romantic than offering to be someone’s eyes for the day—and maybe even for forever?
BONUS:
SEUMYO © 2025. PLEASE DO NOT REPOST, PLAGIARIZE, MODIFY OR TRANSLATE.
#‹𝟹 𓏲🗒️ꜝֶָ֢ ʾʾ#kuroo x reader#kuroo x y/n#kuroo x you#kuroo fluff#kuroo imagine#kuroo headcanons#kuroo smau#kuroo texts#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu drabbles#haikyuu smau#haikyuu texts#hq x reader#hq drabble#hq smau#hq texts#haikyuu kuroo tetsuro#hq kuroo#kuroo testuro#haikyuu kuroo#kuroo tetsurou#kuroo tetsuro x reader#kuroo tetsuro fluff
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE . . . texts between rockstar semi and his cutesy popstar girlfriend
warnings/notes : suggestive, crude + dark humor, semi is a simp, based off the crashout I had about this idea here and here, she gives me hella sabrina carpenter vibes, part two












gen taglist (open, form is here)
@phoenix-eclipses @wyrcan @honeekyuu @eggyrocks @yogurtkags
@bakery-anon @crypt-0rchid @hyunteru @kameyyy @nekozaki
@angelichwv @a-girl-cant-decide-on-a-name @localgaytrainwreck @standcom @bokutoko
#haikyuu x reader#hq x reader#hq texts#hq smau#haikyuu texts#semi eita#hq semi#haikyuu semi#semi x reader#semi eita x reader#hq x you#haikyuu#haikyuu smau#semi eita smau#semi smau
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
DO YOU WANT BUTTER WITH THAT ? R. SUNA
໒꒱ ⋆゚working at the movies is a real good time when your favourite coworker’s on set
cw: crude humour, language, swearing, kys jokes

want more coworker suna? i hear he also works at the tattoo parlour…
masterlist
a/n: THAT ONE COWORKER THAT JUST BE FUCKING TALKING😭 also those were 100% abt atsumu. my phone updated mid texts can u tell. yes i had to sing for that vm. goodnight.
@kawoala heyyyyyyy
divs cred @.zerowhy , @.cafekitsune
#hq suna#hq tweets#hq texts#hq x reader#hq fanfic#hq smau#hq x you#hq#hq fluff#haikyuu suna#haikyuu!! x reader#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu texts#haikyuu#suna rintarou#suna rintaro x reader#suna rintaro haikyuu#suna rintarō#suna rintaro x you#suna rintaro fluff#suna rintaro x y/n#suna rintaro smau#suna rintaro imagines
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
SEMI-ANONYMOUS LOVER BOY .ᐟ | valentines special
read to the end to find out…
cw: crude language/humour, ignore timestamps

gen tags: @sh0ot1ngst4r @azinniyaa @kashee-h @fiannee @bubybubsters @lizbix @mayyhaps @adoresia @gumims @cinnamxnangel @aldebrana
#collection of sprouts#hq#haikyuu!!#haikyuu#haikyuu smau#haikyuu x reader#hq x reader#hq smau#mattsun#matsukawa x reader#issei x reader#hq matsukawa#hq mattsun#matsukawa issei x reader#matsukawa issei#haikyuu matsukawa#issei matsukawa#issei matsukawa x reader#mattsun x reader#matsukawa issei smau
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
mission failed successfully

pairing : t. kuroo x f!reader synopsis : he was given a fake number; which so happened to be yours. apparently, texting the wrong number can blossom a whole new friendship(?).
cw : fluff(?), mentions of cheating (ex cheated on reader), ooc, cursing, 'kms/kys' jokes, i gave the reader a law major bcs that's right next to the economics campus (thanks sammi ily), most photos r each from different days (except the last four)


A/N : haiii guys!! okay, for starters, i haven't wrote for kuroo in god KNOWSSS how long omg bye... (#wattpad days) i made this at four in the morning last night so excuse the grammar!! please!!!! i beg you!! i was wayyy to lazy to make timestamps mind you gulp... anyway i guess luck is by the reader's side today question mark DIVIDER CREDITS : cafekitsune (please go check her out!)

#haikyuu smau#hq smau#haikyuu x you#haikyuu x reader#hq x you#hq x reader#haikyuu fluff#hq fluff#haikyuu#hq#haikyuu kuroo#hq kuroo#haikyuu tetsuro#hq tetsuro#kuroo tetsuro#kuroo tetsurou fluff#kuroo tetsuro x reader#kuroo x you#kuroo x reader#lina's babies :3
1K notes
·
View notes