#hoyaaaa

[track2hack]

24.12.2023

That is a MAN right there 👌👌👌

[inuqiao]

RAHHHH

fried brain mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[norazingrid]

ENGLISH OR SPANISH 😈 mah bois: *frozen* 🥶 sus caseoh: *moves* CAN I GET A HOYAAAA? me: AYOO- 😳 Jonkler: Why so serious 👽 those who know:💀(only in balkans) 100 likes for part 2

[lipgloss3ater]

ENGLISH OR SPANISH 😼

mah bois: *frozen* 🥶

sus caseoh: *moves* CAN I GET A HOYAAAA?

me: AYOO- 😳

jonkler: why so serious 👽😈

those who know: 💀 (only balkans)

200 notes for part 2

can someone reblog this 200 times i need part 2

[barneysbigstompers]

me at the tik tok rizz party in Ohio: ENGLISH OR SPANISH

mah bois: frozen

hawk tuah caseoh: *moves* CAN I GET A HOYAAAA?

me: SUSSY AYOO

those who know:💀

(5 likes for part 2)

[zofi-persson-quotes]

Sec: can I get a hoyaaaa?

Vic, in the walls as a ghost: hoyaaaa!

Ghost: yo who tf is that?!

Sec, playing along: it's demons bro

Ash: O.O Demon! Demon??

Vic: Yah?

Kirby: oh shit bro-

[beubeuxappil]

Why is he making that girl sound?

Dirty mind maniac 😂

i still can't tell if he's actually referencing the old ass vine of "can i get a hoyaaaa" or if it just coincidentally sounds like it to me 😭 cause i swear last year he said the exact same thing in this same tone of voice...

[underlash-owl]

ENGLISH OR SPANISH

mah bois: frozen

sus caseoh: *moves* CAN I GET A HOYAAAA?

me: AYOO-

jonkler: why so serious

those who know:💀

😳😳

i just opened my eyes what the fuck does this even mean.

[lollobarcollomanonmollo]

kai cenat at the tik tok rizz party: ENGLISH OR SPANISHmah bois: frozenhawk tuah caseoh: *moves* CAN I GET A HOYAAAA?me: BALAN RAGE😡😡those who know:💀🪦⚰️

[soniccrazygal]

Michael: can I get a hoyaaaa?

Evan, in the walls as Shadow Freddy: hoyaaaa!

Jeremy F.: yo who tf is that?! Michael, playing along: it's demons bro Fritz S.: O.O Demon! Demon?? Terrence, also in the walls: Yah? Phone: oh shit bro-

(I couldn't resist XD) ♪Lullaby_⁜_Anon♪

XD

[coffeeaddict710]

HOOYYYAAAAA

HOYAAAA

[lilphve]

me: ENGLISH OR SPANISH 😈

mah bois: *frozen* 🥶

sus caseoh: *moves* CAN I GET A HOYAAAA?

me: AYOO- 😳

Jonkler: Why so serious 👽

those who know:💀(only in balkans)

[overheardschoolbus]

“I am the biggest fish in this room! CAN I GET A HOYAAAA”

- excerpts from a six year old asserting dominance

[isaaciscrazy]

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[starrywinters]

Shinyuu — Reverse Idol!AU A Hwang Minhyun Fanfic

requested by anon!

genre: fluff? its a happy ending, a lil bit of angst (doesn’t hurt your heart angst)

synopsis: you’re best friends with Minhyun and lose contact after a bit, then meet back at a music show.

shinyuu - japanese for best friends

While walking to class with your best friend, scrolling through his news feed on twitter, Minhyun sees that JYP and Pledis are holding auditions on the upcoming weekend.

“Hey, Y/N! Let’s audition to become idols! Follow our dreams you know!”

Next thing you know, you two auditioned for both companies, but you got accepted into JYP and he got accepted into Pledis

Knowing that you won’t be in the same company saddens the both of you, but your mood brightens a little as you remembered that you’ll be seeing each other on music shows when you debut!

“Let’s meet each other in music shows, Minhyun!” “Yeah.”

(ok i know some trainees cant use phones??? But let’s pretend they can for the time being-)

As days go by, there hasn’t been a single moment where you’d doubt yourself into ever debuting

“Minhyun-ah, I don’t think I can do it, i’m not as talented. I want to quit..”

“You can’t! Y/N, this is our dream remember? You’re awesome, lovable, and you ARE talented ok?? Anyone who says otherwise can come fite me )):<”

Knowing you can always count on Minhyun to dissolve your worries, you divert the topic, “Yeah? You and what army? Because as far as I know, all you have is your pretty face! I DON’T SeE No muSCleS??”

“liSteN, 

everYONE WIll faint once they sEE M Y FACE OK? Don’t underestimate me, Emperor Hwang. I’ll have you know, I can predict the future.”

“And what do you see, Oh Mighty Emperor Hwang Minhyun-ssi?”

“I see that we both will have debuted already, we’ll meet on music shows, and we’ll always stay by each other’s side. Hyping each other up, doing what best friends do! Nothing will ever change that, trust the emperor.”

I’ll remember your words, Minhyun. You better not break them.

DEBUT DAY YOU MADE IT AND SO DID MINHYUN

You two were scheduled to perform your debut song on M!Countdown in two weeks

The first few days were of you two spamming congratulatory messages and crying to each other

However, the third day, it was only you spamming him. Fourth day, no reply, fifth? No reply.

You made excuses for him, He’s just busy. He couldn’t have forgotten about me already?? It’s too soon??? Maybe his phone got taken away….yeah, maybe..

A few days later, you were in need of some food, because you can’t cook. (lbr i cant cook, i really cant. This is based off on me? Somewhat? So if i offended your cooking skills, i am jeongmal, jinjja, daebak, real, heol, wanjeon sorry)

Walking into the supermarket, you accidentally bumped into someone who randomly stopped at the entrance. 

“Ah! Sorry, I wasn’t paying attention to my surroundi- MinhYUN?? IS IT REALLY YOU? Why have you bEEN ignorING MY MESSAGES JERK!”

“Ah, hello! Sorry, it was my fault too, I lost my phone somewhere and how do you know me? Who are you?”

‘Who are you?’ ‘WhoareyouwhoareyouwhoareyOU’

Waving his hand in front of your face, “Hello? Miss? I have a schedule to go to, you see, I’m an idol, so I really have to go. I’m sorry for blocking your path! Have a nice day!” And he smiles that smile that you’ve grown fond of. Wait, what’s this? Is he pretending?? WHaT’s hAPPEninG?

Hours passed by, and the thought of Minhyun acting fake still remains in your head. What happened to him? Am I not worthy of his friendship anymore? Why is he like this?

“Review of some past events; NU’EST Minhyun -you snap out of your thoughts hearing his name- has recently been involved in a car accident, he….”

cAR ACcidENT??? WHY AM I ONLY HEARING OF THIS NOW?? 

Rushing to Pledis, in search for answers, you find Minhyun’s manager (he’s shown you a pic of his manager before). 

“Ah! Minhyun’s manager! WHAT HAPPENED TO MINHYUN? I’M Y/N HIS BEST FRIEND, TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BESTIE.”

“Oh, Y/N-ssi! Did you run all the way here?? Sit down for a bit, I’ll tell you what happened.”

Minhyun was coming back from a schedule and the freeway was really hectic so they chose to go local. Bad decision, there was a drunk driver on the loose and Minhyun’s car was unfortunately chosen as the target. There was a miracle! Sort of. He didn’t have any major damages to his body, but he lost his memories of his past. From the day of the accident and back. You know what they say, people choose to forget their past to start anew. But he couldn’t have wanted to forget it, would he? I mean, you were a part of his past..

However, this is only temporary, he’d get his memories back soon. Hopefully. ???

The day of the music show, you were extremely tired. You even thought you’d end up with white hair with how worried you were about Minhyun’s well-being and pondering for days if he actually didn’t want to remember you. No, stop it Y/N. He would never want to forget you, he made a promise. He has to keep it, he has to..’

NU’EST performed first, you were praying for Minhyun to not mess up, even if he didn’t remember you, you remembered him. Even if he didn’t remember the promise, you did.

As they ended their performance, and walked down the stage, he passes by you and smiles at you. Then pauses, wait, “Hey! I remember you, you were the girl from the supermarket!”

You awkwardly smiled and agreed, he felt bad and wanted to repay you, so he grabs your arm -even though you’ve protested, it went into one ear and out the other- and stops you in front of a vending machine, “Pick one!” he smiles cutely.

After many futile attempts of stopping him from buying you a drink, he presses a button and a drink falls down, Shocked, that was your favorite drink. “How did you know that was the drink I like, Minhyun?”

“I- i don’t know? My hand just automatically pressed it..” His heart(?) remembers me..just gotta work on his mind. Confidence, UP!

You spilled your guts to him, told him evERYTHING. How you two were the best of friends, others were jealous of your friendship. How the both of you have made so many enemies, some tried to sabotage your friendship, but nothing can break the royal friendship between you two. 

Sadly, he doesn’t remember any of them. Nothing, nada, nah, no. ))):

You see a staff running towards your direction yelling that it’s almost your turn; turning to where Minhyun was sitting at, you see that he’s in the midst of his thoughts (he’s having flashybackys, he’s getting his memoriES BACK)

Not wanting to disturb him, you walk away to get ready for your performance.

You’re a solo artist AND the last one to perform, so that makes things more nerve-wracking. Everyone will be able to notice every. little. mistake you make. 

Trying to calm your racing heart, and failing miserably at that, you try to think of calming thoughts. However, the only thing you can think of is Minhyun nOT remembering you.

Shaky breaths, sweaty palms, racing heart, taking step by step up the stage, you feel a hand stop you. A familiar touch on your arm, Minhyun. 

“Hey, Y/N! Good luck out there, you can do it! Remember? We’ll meet on music shows, and we’ll always stay by each other’s side.” ‘Hyping each other up, doing what best friends do! Nothing will ever change that, trust the emperor.’ “Let’s hang out soon, we have a lot of catching up to do. MY BESTIE FIGHTING!”

He remembers. He.. he remembers! Stepping onto stage, in front of screaming fans, you perform with the biggest smile. All worries, disappeared.

unedited! this took awhile omg jakfjdna im such a procrastinator-

im very emo right now, i couldn’t really add angst into this.. or make this fluffy... BUT I MADE IT A HAPPY ENDING- it counts right... OTL

hoyaaaaaa TT^TT

i hope you like this, like really. i really really really (winner hAH) do ♡

[husberttee]

some people fry their scalp to cope :)