#howveer i think i could psychologically manipulate floofty into lettting me kill them

[flooftyfizzlebeans]

by the way CROMDO WOULD TASTE TERRIBLE. I'm not just saying this becuase of my emotional attatchment to him he's an old starving little man. hes probably not picky about what he eats and thus you can probably taste the cheap expired bread in his blood. and he's not even the easiest to kill! You guys are just cowards.

I recently ran a poll asking everyone what they would eat on Snaktooth Island if Bugsnax weren't an option. The second most chosen option aside from the obvious (Sauce) was Cannibalism. So that begs the question.

This question has layers to it. Because not only do you have to successfully kill them (we're talking physical toll here, not emotional. Gramble would be easier to kill than Wambus, for example) but you also have to consider how much food they would actually get you.

Who are you eating. There is no show results. Answer for yourselves.

(Please describe how you would go about killing them in the tags. I need to know)