#however. i did have to share these anecdotes because i get giggly about chris pine FOR REAL
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Since you're such a fan of chris pine I guess you could say you're...pining for him? ;^) (if you block me for this, I understand)
iva. iva listen to me. iva listen to me. iva look at me dead in the eye i have been pining after him ever since i was thirteen years old and knew, from that very moment, that he would always be my first-ever celebrity love. when i tell you that my family members literally gave him a nickname (pineapple) and when i tell you that when i was 19-21 years old, i didn't talk about chris pine, and my dear mother got so sad, she really said, ":( what happened to pineapple? do you not like him anymore?"
and i, in my very dignified tone, told my mother, "i'll always love chris, umma. but we're just on a break right now. it's okay, though. we have a mutual understanding."
only recently, i started giggling because i told my mother "chris pine is forty two years old now . . ." and, without looking up from the kitchen table from where she was clearing the dishes, she says, "caroline, he's a complete ahjusshi now. that's fine--that might actually be good for you, but he might feel a little hurt if people start asking him if he's your kids' grandfather instead of your kid's father. so just make sure that his feelings don't get too hurt, okay?"
so, iva. yes. yes, you can say i have been pining for him.
#answered#actually. well there's only one chris pine but there IS also only one [name of person i genuinely do like]#so i wouldn't swap them#however. i did have to share these anecdotes because i get giggly about chris pine FOR REAL#and the funniest thing is that my mother does. for real#treat chris pine as though he is genuinely her son-in-law#and for a short while she treated him like he was her favorite ex-boyfriend#seriously. my mom once watched a movie with my dad and chris pine was in it#and she gasped and was like '!!! THAT'S CAROLINE'S BOY!'#and i still. find that so fucking funny
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