#how’s ve supposed to be all prettyboy if she can’t shiny!!! | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

toomuchdickfort · 11 months ago

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I should be allowed as a tiefling to make obvious comments to wyll like ‘woag ur sharper than I am, cool’ and have him be like. I mean. I did. come about it by different means yes. Alas, I’ll just imagine t’evye staying the obvious to his companions and the just sorta blinking to try and figure out if she’s wanting to hear their thoughts or really only just noticing it

#nobody:#me making a character I’m gonna project on: and their gender is so [loud static]#t’ev came from tav but slightly off and I decided they needed a bit more name than that for the replay (bc running through the game is #somehow less intimidating than redoing the final boss fight lmao) and um. sometimes ur a tiefling. wake up a rogue and start barding bc of a #pretty tiefling. (she lives bc I likey her and don’t wanna b sads abt it later lol) and can’t remember shit and go hm. ok yeah my gender is #whatever. we have bigger problems. after it’s all said and done someone is like hey did u ever get a solid answer? bc u said u weren’t sure #and t’evye is like oh would you look at the time I need to go water my pet rock #also I think the game should’ve actually given wyll claws and forked tongue if they were gonna do those lines. but mayb that’s just the #monsterfucker in me. i love when characters fangs u see #bg3 posting #t’ev absolutely asks to feel wyll’s horns. to see if they feel different. sits him and karlach down one night to compare notes nodnod #ALSO #TEV STARTS WITH THE HORNS WITH THE GOLD JEWELRY BUT THEY GROW #and she’s sooooo sad when the gold bits don’t fit the same anymore nodnod #goes ‘it’s fine I’ll get them refitted in baldurs gate!’#and then they reach the city and um. there’s bigger problems lol #what’s a girl supposed to do when he can’t be extra shiny!!!#how’s ve supposed to be all prettyboy if she can’t shiny!!!

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