#how to six pack

[reunitedinterlude]

phil & linguistics (1, 2, 3, 4)

[fisheito]

1: I am confiscating yakumo's abs. He has no right to those

2: but YOKAI MAGIC?

1: *pinches nose bridge* *long exhale* i GUESS............................💢

[yaikat]

everyday you freaks draw heavy tf2 thin or no-fat-only-muscle a kitten dies. just so you know

[soaps-mohawk]

Maybe Omega's tattoo on Simon's sleeve could incorporate a strawberry somehow? Even if it isn't overtly obvious like strawberry leaves on top of a skull. Maybe like... a strawberry blossom or two beside the skull 👀

Ooh I like this too 🤔 that would be pretty discreet. Y'all are giving me too many ideas lmao

[no-face-no-shame]

Me browsing through Viktor fanarts: he would NOT be ripped

[monsoon-of-art]

"he kept biting me so he's in air jail now"

[add1ctedt0you]

The Untamed - Episode 15

Her sword having fallen, Madam Yu held Zidian across her cheek, "Core-Melting Hand?"

Wen Zhuliu's voice was cold, "Violet Spider?"

One of Wang Lingjiao's hands was still under her foot. She felt so much pain that her features looked twisted, tears smeared all over, "Wen Zhuliu! Wen Zhuliu! Help me, help me now!"

Madam Yu snorted, "Wen Zhuliu? Core-Melting Hand, isn't your original name Zhao Zhuliu? Your surname clearly wasn't Wen, but you wanted to change your surname no matter what. Everyone's rushing like ducklings. Is the surname of those Wen-dogs really that precious? Turning back on your ancestors - how laughable!"

Wen Zhuliu remained unswayed, seemingly indifferent, "Each serves their own master."

[...]

Wen Zhuliu, "Excuse me."

Zidian flew out. Madam Yu shouted, "How pretentious!"

Wen Zhuliu's large hand waved. He grabbed Zidian without concern!

The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation - Chapter 58- Poisons - Part 3

[macchiatosdumptruck]

Full on believe that the writers made chozen go back to Okinawa before the whole Johnny and Daniel argument because they knew that Johnny wouldn’t even have been able to finsh that sentence about mr miyagi being a liar and theif if chozen was there because chozen would have kicked his ass right there wouldn’t even let Johnny get the sentence out

And I also believe that he definitely would have went after Tory and helped her calm down or calm everyone down and let them take a break and definitely he would have agreed with Daniel and Amanda about stopping the fight

Dude, I hadn't thought about it but you're not wrong.

Like. They (thought they) needed that conflict to happen. (For some reason) And it wasn't going to if they had given a shit about character growth. Chozen very much was a steadying presence between Daniel and Johnny. He was Daniel's ride or die. He wouldn't have let that stand. Not only because it was stupid to fight, but also due to the blatant disrespect tbh. He has shown clearly he stands up for Daniel and miyagi do above all else.

I feel like he got the same treatment a girlfriend gets? Oh, the plot would be simpler with them involved, get them out of there. And like, where in the world is Carmen Diaz because she has so been reduced to a lamp. (And would probably give him a piece of her mind, which she never used to be afraid to do in the first two seasons. But i guess if you're in a relationship with someone you're not allowed to disagree) Like, for a while he was "confused but got the spirit" about other cultures, but as with everything else to do with Johnny's character they seemed to walk that back for some reason?

Literally, Mr zabka. I am so sorry they did this to you. They nerfed you hard.

Re, the thief comment, I still can't believe that made it in the show. That's an entire new level of disrespect. I know I'm using that word a lot but it fits. It's not just shoddy writing or bad character development, but feels legitimately mean spirited as a sort of "take that" to the original trilogy and its themes.

Which they obviously had to take some offense to given they were still caught up on it 30 years later, enough to write their own fanfic about it from their own POV. But it seemed more fair and even in the first two seasons before a lot of, what seems like petty dislike, came out through the show. Which also happened to coincide with COVID and a new wave of fans who Didn't Get It. And I do think them taking away all of Johnny's development was a way of appeasing those "he's so cool because he's un PC" fans

I still can't get over how the show seemingly turned into the antithesis of the movies. How there was so much promise and character growth only to throw it away for a bigger budget, more fight scenes, and memes.

R.i.p Chozen. You got written off because you made too much sense. I'm sure there's a specific name for that type of trope, like fridging.

[cursedthing]

.soldier sardines! one am soldier sardines! saw a bunch of cute cat photos and thought of these three

[that-vampire-loser]

What neil sees when his bf comes out of the shower

[grim-faux]

i just like writing stories about Mono being an intense lil guy and no one, not even his older self, is really capable of dealing with him.

the Thin Man is going to start a support group for everyone that had to deal with this child, and it'll consist of only Six and Mono's old pack. And the other kids will be like, 'yeh, we tossed him down hole,' and Six will nod and hum 'same'.

[three-headed-monster]

I'm actually so sad about Luke's injury. I know being the start of the season it's not the end of the world and I know the devils have more defensive depth this year but I'm so disappointed for him. From the pictures it looks like he worked really hard this off season (those thighs 😳) and it must be so frustrating to get injured a couple of weeks before camp.

I was just reading nico's interview before the news was released about how he thought Luke was going to have a big year this year and now he's going to have to start on the back foot urgh (of course he can still have a big year but it's just not ideal to start this way) I'm hoping it's closer to the 6 weeks rather than 8

yeah for sure anon. it is disappointing that he isn't starting the season, and even more so the way we found out. i hope he's getting lots of love from those around him, and he will be back soon!

in the meantime, we can munch on headcanons about what he might be doing during his rehab time. is he playing video games? learning a new hobby? the possibilities are endless.

[isthehorsevideocute]

If there is anything I've learned from interacting with the everyone from the top of the sport to the backyard hobbists, it's that most of the folks at the top aren't often worth learning from. Most of them are not good teachers or trainers and a lot of their success just comes from money and connections

[orangelit]

It's mentioned once or twice in the book that Glorian is bigger than her mom (not in those exact words), where they compare the two. I wish it was more explicit but feels good feels organic that she's plus sized tbh!!!

yay!! i remember reading something like that as well but i took it more as ‘she’s a teenager and she currently looks a little awkward like teenagers do’. like when you’re 15 and your proportions are a little wacky because you’re still in puberty. but yeah i’m really happy about it!

[54625]

You guys have distracted me so much - I was supposed to be working out but instead I've spent the last like half an hour just sitting on my ass on my exercise mat smiling at my phone because all of my favourite people have been saying nice shit to me and this is the most appreciated I've felt for months

let me do my damn crunches people jeez 🙄

[shannonsketches]

Ganondorf and Nabooru in a heated marital dispute Ganon: You wanna duke it out in the desert? Nabooru: Fuck yeah, I do! *starts biting off her acrylics one by one* Ganon: *scared*

Oh she wouldn't even need to take them off, I trust her palm and knife hand strikes 😂

Look at those upper body forms, her fronthand-backhand will put you straight into next week.