#how to six pack

[reunitedinterlude]

phil & linguistics (1, 2, 3, 4)

[heymeowmao]

折腰 | The Prisoner of Beauty E26 ☼ two hundred and one! two hundred and...

[yaikat]

everyday you freaks draw heavy tf2 thin or no-fat-only-muscle a kitten dies. just so you know

[fisheito]

1: I am confiscating yakumo's abs. He has no right to those

2: but YOKAI MAGIC?

1: *pinches nose bridge* *long exhale* i GUESS............................💢

[grimsonandclover]

Naked

1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. Tashi x Reader

Everything right after her injury feels like it passed by in a blur. Art had left right before her match started to convince Patrick to come, leaving you in the stands when she fell.

You were there to cradle Tashi's head when she cried for everything, there in the medic tent when she screamed as they put a brace over her broken knee, there when she banished the two out of her life indefinately, effectively breaking up with Patrick.

She'd pushed you away at first but you were always there. You knew Tashi couldn't be alone, not like this.

Tashi first kissed you between tears and laughing under a sunset in your car. It was the night she'd finally accepted that tennis was over. Tennis was gone. Point penalty Duncan, advantage knee. Whatever.

That kiss changed everything for you two. It was so sudden, so unexpected. One moment you're talking your mouth off about opportunity and how things never really end, she'll find something, she'll get back up, and then the next she's kissing you. Maybe it was to shut you up, maybe it was because she'd been staring at your lips all day.

You were always there.

That was five years ago. You've stayed there.

She did move on, find something bigger, and it was with coaching. Art and Patrick were eventually forgiven and now they're her stars. Tashi would never admit it, but you all see how she plays through them, lives through them.

It was your job to bring her back from that painful place at the end of a long, stressful match when she'd congratulate her player and then sit in silence on the car ride home or to the hotel. Your hand on her hand on her knee, the other on the wheel. A thumb rubs across her knuckles. You're there.

The bed, wherever it is, is your designated haven. You forbid any tennis talk unless you allow it. You'll lie her down, run fingers through her soft hair as kisses are peppered across her face and clothes come off. Clothes hold all the memories and stress of the day, they just have to go.

You'll shower eventually. Right now, she just needs to be here.

Tashi doesn't talk much about what she likes, but she knows she likes when you're skin to skin. The anxious thinking starts to fizzle a little when she feels you soft against her. Legs intertwine under the blanket to bring you closer, then, you pepper more kisses to her shoulder.

You'll lay in the quiet for a bit, wordless, listening to her breathing or her heartbeat. Your hands slide up and down from her chest to her stomach in slow movements, fingers grazing pebbled nipples and pubic bone. Sometimes you'll whisper into her hair your secrets of the day.

"Forgot I had a pack of gum in my pocket at the store, swear I didn't mean to steal it." You giggle, next to her ear. Her fingers squeeze your forearm as she laughs, looking at you with an amused expression. "Of course you managed to accidentally steal something. Could you accidentally rob a bank for us next? That'd be nice."

"I felt so bad, Tash! Ran in and gave it back and then paid double for it."

"You're such a coward. I would've just stolen it-- well, actually, I wouldn't have forgotten about it in the first place."

"Yeah, yeah."

A hand comes up to rest against her cheek. A kiss to her nose, a kiss to her forehead, a kiss to her chin. It's your routine. To tell her you're always here. She's always going to be here, too.

[soaps-mohawk]

Maybe Omega's tattoo on Simon's sleeve could incorporate a strawberry somehow? Even if it isn't overtly obvious like strawberry leaves on top of a skull. Maybe like... a strawberry blossom or two beside the skull 👀

Ooh I like this too ��� that would be pretty discreet. Y'all are giving me too many ideas lmao

[no-face-no-shame]

Me browsing through Viktor fanarts: he would NOT be ripped

[monsoon-of-art]

"he kept biting me so he's in air jail now"

[add1ctedt0you]

The Untamed - Episode 15

Her sword having fallen, Madam Yu held Zidian across her cheek, "Core-Melting Hand?"

Wen Zhuliu's voice was cold, "Violet Spider?"

One of Wang Lingjiao's hands was still under her foot. She felt so much pain that her features looked twisted, tears smeared all over, "Wen Zhuliu! Wen Zhuliu! Help me, help me now!"

Madam Yu snorted, "Wen Zhuliu? Core-Melting Hand, isn't your original name Zhao Zhuliu? Your surname clearly wasn't Wen, but you wanted to change your surname no matter what. Everyone's rushing like ducklings. Is the surname of those Wen-dogs really that precious? Turning back on your ancestors - how laughable!"

Wen Zhuliu remained unswayed, seemingly indifferent, "Each serves their own master."

[...]

Wen Zhuliu, "Excuse me."

Zidian flew out. Madam Yu shouted, "How pretentious!"

Wen Zhuliu's large hand waved. He grabbed Zidian without concern!

The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation - Chapter 58- Poisons - Part 3

[lord-shitbox]

fuuuuuck fuuuck does it even matter if my shit is severe enough for another diagnosis. Fuck. It's killing me not to know, but like, fundamentally, regardless of whether it's Bad Enough™ for a diagnosis I'm still having problems, so I should probably stop picking at my mental wounds itching for proof that it's "bad enough," but like. Fuck!!!!! Can't I just get told this shit and be done with it

retroactively realizing scenarios where (very rarely) one of my buddies does something that accidentally upsets me so bad i slap them and leave the situation immediately and want to die for 4 hours are probably like. a symptom. instead of me being an irrational irritable unconscionable bitch. it's been a long time but i used to define nightmare as "someone got shot" and i;d have dreams like that if i was really stressed or miserable for at least a few years. i see a picture of a handgun and for hours and days after trying to think feels like bashing two rocks together to make a spark (doesn't fucking work). i feel like i owe it to the world to [-] myself for no fucking reason, all the time, especially if i'm stressed. it's the default thought in my brain whenever I zone back in. I have a severe startle response but don't give a fuck the second i'm done jumping. I haven't been able to do my schoolwork in days and I cut class yesterday because I couldn't do it and I don't know if I'll drag myself out of the house tomorrow. I wiped the vast majority of the whole fucking year It Happened to me out of my memory and have been well aware of that memory loss for years. and i was like "haha yeah it's not PTSD" about all this.

and most importantly i am Totally Fucking Fine Guys

[winterwhisperz-blog]

Uhhh, I exercised 🤨 where is my six-pack?

[cultivating-wildflowers]

today, to distract myself from how much life currently sucks, I will be going through my bestie's notes on my manuscript and copying over all of the times the story made her yell at me (good or bad)

[macchiatosdumptruck]

Full on believe that the writers made chozen go back to Okinawa before the whole Johnny and Daniel argument because they knew that Johnny wouldn’t even have been able to finsh that sentence about mr miyagi being a liar and theif if chozen was there because chozen would have kicked his ass right there wouldn’t even let Johnny get the sentence out

And I also believe that he definitely would have went after Tory and helped her calm down or calm everyone down and let them take a break and definitely he would have agreed with Daniel and Amanda about stopping the fight

Dude, I hadn't thought about it but you're not wrong.

Like. They (thought they) needed that conflict to happen. (For some reason) And it wasn't going to if they had given a shit about character growth. Chozen very much was a steadying presence between Daniel and Johnny. He was Daniel's ride or die. He wouldn't have let that stand. Not only because it was stupid to fight, but also due to the blatant disrespect tbh. He has shown clearly he stands up for Daniel and miyagi do above all else.

I feel like he got the same treatment a girlfriend gets? Oh, the plot would be simpler with them involved, get them out of there. And like, where in the world is Carmen Diaz because she has so been reduced to a lamp. (And would probably give him a piece of her mind, which she never used to be afraid to do in the first two seasons. But i guess if you're in a relationship with someone you're not allowed to disagree) Like, for a while he was "confused but got the spirit" about other cultures, but as with everything else to do with Johnny's character they seemed to walk that back for some reason?

Literally, Mr zabka. I am so sorry they did this to you. They nerfed you hard.

Re, the thief comment, I still can't believe that made it in the show. That's an entire new level of disrespect. I know I'm using that word a lot but it fits. It's not just shoddy writing or bad character development, but feels legitimately mean spirited as a sort of "take that" to the original trilogy and its themes.

Which they obviously had to take some offense to given they were still caught up on it 30 years later, enough to write their own fanfic about it from their own POV. But it seemed more fair and even in the first two seasons before a lot of, what seems like petty dislike, came out through the show. Which also happened to coincide with COVID and a new wave of fans who Didn't Get It. And I do think them taking away all of Johnny's development was a way of appeasing those "he's so cool because he's un PC" fans

I still can't get over how the show seemingly turned into the antithesis of the movies. How there was so much promise and character growth only to throw it away for a bigger budget, more fight scenes, and memes.

R.i.p Chozen. You got written off because you made too much sense. I'm sure there's a specific name for that type of trope, like fridging.

[cursedthing]

.soldier sardines! one am soldier sardines! saw a bunch of cute cat photos and thought of these three

[that-vampire-loser]

What neil sees when his bf comes out of the shower

[grim-faux]

i just like writing stories about Mono being an intense lil guy and no one, not even his older self, is really capable of dealing with him.

the Thin Man is going to start a support group for everyone that had to deal with this child, and it'll consist of only Six and Mono's old pack. And the other kids will be like, 'yeh, we tossed him down hole,' and Six will nod and hum 'same'.