#how to fail at ship jumping

[ozzybutweirdthistime]

@how-to-fail-at-ship-jumping-au

this is how it happened right

(i’m currently working on a drawing for an ask but i just had to make this real quick-)

[egganonman]

GO OFF TUMBLR 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[htfasj-hall-of-fame]

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[egganonman]

Reminder to vote for our beloved How To Fail At Ship Jumping, the reason why I made so many awesome friends, the amazingly drawn comic on our tumblr site itself!

Ultimate Fandom Showdown Round 1: Group 30

[camthecatchameleon]

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and then they kiss or something

[aloedadragon]

A Father and His Lamb

Some HTFASJ art I made bc fluff wasn’t working 😁 anyways have fun you sillies

[the-daily-male]

SIDE 4E

Hetch

Arthur Lester

[egganonman]

Sorry Hetchypoo, you've been deemed TA

Don't worry, we still love you

AITA for yelling at my coworkers?

I (AdultM) work for a media company. We have had a few pretty popular shows, nothing major, but we were losing money for a while.

Our entire base of operations is- well, its an abandoned mall. Wild animals get in, lights and stuff fall from the ceiling, there's a suspiciously human shaped hole in one of the walls- it's not great.

Our boss is- an odd lady. She is doing a bunch of strange experiments with some of the crew, I'm pretty sure that's where the majority of our budget is going actually, but I can't really interfere. She's scary.

I have a teen son as well, who was recently hired at the media company I work at. I did not like this idea at all, but it had to happen. He's on a one year contract, and he seems really popular, but with everything going on, it's just stressing me out. It's not safe to work here and.

Things have been awkward between us since my wife died from covid around a year ago- he's been different, but I have no idea why. He seems upset.

I have a lot of stressing things around me, I often snap and yell at my employees and coworkers. I yell about things like my son, and there's all sort of discontent about wages and working conditions. Like, one of the actors came up to me recently and demanded to talk about stuff with me, and I ended up calling him an attention whore, he was being unreasonable for wanting a wage increase. Other things as well I think, I'm not sure.

So, I don't think I'm the assho

Wait- fuck, no, more has happened since then. There was a meet and greet and. Shit, and I was having a talk with my son and that employee I mentioned was there and.

We had a fight, didn't we? He told my son to open up to me, and I was furious that my son trusted that fucking employee with a secret more than me and. We fought, in the middle of a restaurant. We went to jail, and our boss bailed us out and

Fuck. I remember now. She- my boss- she was going to kill me. She said I was abusive to the employees, and a bad father and. Shit.

I didn't do any of that, I didn't deserve any of that, right? She- let me go, but, I wasn't a bad guy, I'm stressed!

Am I the asshole? I can't be the asshole. I almost fucking died holy shit, I'm not an asshole!

[sp1ral-cr3ature-idk]

Ranb :(

[ozzybutweirdthistime]

i finally got around to making fanart for @how-to-fail-at-ship-jumping-au‘s genloss au lol

and even if it’s not canon, i will always headcanon that j!ranboo uses hearing aids. always

[egganonman]

Let's break this down. Take the mask means that he gets brainwashed, but is still alive. Fight for freedom means an incredibly high chance of death, getting revived and being brainwashed.

I would sincerely love for him to fight, but for his health it's likely better for him to be masked- although, he might not be able to hear us anymore then, and then we can't help him.

Masked is giving up for safety, fight is struggling till the bitter end.

Thinking about it, this is a little like the final vote in genloss. Live = Take the mask, Die = Fight for freedom.

If they live, they're stuck with no way out. If he takes the mask, he's stuck with no way.

If they die, they went down defying the fate being pushed on them. If he fights for freedom, he's using his willpower to defy the founder, and there's a small chance that Charlie and Ranboo reach him.

I'm trying to puzzle out themes here, hm.

[egganonman]

Some of you might recall myself and @the-one-who-isnt-an-anon decided to do a little event, every day there isn't something being posted.

And with roughly 22 hours left until the poll ends, why not have the event now?

The event is an art prompt, to get our creative juices flowing while we anxiously await what lies ahead.

And today's prompt? "Anonsona's debating the best course of action for the current vote"!

You can draw your own sona or someone else's, lots of sona's or only one, or not partake at all! It's really up to you!

I'll be partaking and I'll be using the hashtag "HTFASJ ArtBreak Prompt", if any of you are interested in using it as well :).

[htfasj-hall-of-fame]

Posts from or about the @how-to-fail-at-ship-jumping-au that caused a cosmic shift in the Void.

Feel free to submit posts from either the blog or a Ship Jumpers blog about the AU.

Some terminology used in the fandom under the cut.

Anonsona = A character that anons who partook in the askblog made, often with lore of their own.

Anonverse = The collective universe of the anonsonas and their lore.

The Anons = The collective name for anons who partook in the blog.

The Void = The place where The Anons reside and a common collective term for the fanbase.

Ship Jumper = A person who is in the How To Fail At Ship Jumping fandom.

[dowhatteverer]

[egganonman]

Chat you know what to do

Fandom Showdown Round 1: Group 51

[aloedadragon]

whoops my hand slipped *throws HTFASJ panel redraw at u*

Here the redrawn ref