#how the fuck has this man not won a sexyman yet??

[twotrashcans]

List of all the people I've seen shiped with swap

[the-ghost-bracket]

VikingPilot propaganda:

"Unreliable narrator of all time, this FUCKED UP MESS OF A GHOST has sooooo much nonsense going on and going WRONG with him. This mans starts off as a tragic character whos unable to interact with ANYONE, but once he becomes semi-corporeal and is finally able to speak to others, this results in a LOT of problems for everyone else.

To simply name a few, he phases through things and jump-scares people any chance he gets, he went to unreasonable extremes in order to acquire an I.O.U. from a very powerful person (Legundo) that ultimately accidentally results in a mini apocalypse, he gets an I.O.U. from someone else (Fixxit) and just orders him to stop Legundo at all costs?, hes ALMOST canonically plural/two people, this bitch has a fucking insane underground vault (with like twelve full sets of netherite, a dimond and netherite throne, and its just spooky as hell), He probably has the best scary laugh i’ve ever heard, and hes ALWAYS up to mischief.

Oh also he tries to do some Dark Magic but isn’t capable of going through with it due to Legundo not properly following through with his I.O.U., and he decides to remind Legundo of this in the MOST mentally well adjusted way possible ( https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxbcBe_A7YYtt2K33_Rm4V71SG0sqdnEY_ ).

Anyways thats most of the major nonsense I can think of for right now so uhhh! Enjoy the VikingPilot propaganda and please remember you are NEVER immune to Bell Noises!"

"Lovely unreliable narrator who loves jumpscaring his friends."

"quote from the ghosty boy himself. ""what do the interest rates look like on your word?"""

"he's a ghost. he has no memories. his soul got torn asunder by an evil magic book. he's trying to do a ritual from the evil magic book that split him in half so that he can get his memories back. he's a sneaky bastard who's double crossing everyone else on the server. he makes a lot of really terrible jokes. he (canonically!) says trans rights. vikingpilot you agree reblog."

"split color scheme. unreliable narrator. plural swag. committed tax fraud."

"Viking is a ghost haunting the world of Dominion SMP! For a long time, he was merely an observer— no one could see him, no one could hear him, he couldn’t interact with anything; no one knew he even existed. That was, I until the members of Dominion killed the Ender Dragon. This changed… something… in the world, and caused him to be visible, audible, and (mostly) tangible.

From there, he made a haunted graveyard, spooked people by sneaking up on them and shouting ‘Bell noises!!’, had a totally normal and not at all unhinged response to (one) asking for a favor, and (two) following up on that favor when it had not yet been kept, and he built a creepy mansion! He also plays piano!

He’s not sure how or when he died, but he feels certain that he was someone important. At some point in the time he was a ghost, he somehow got his hands on a book, which contains different rituals, and apparently, the contents of this book broke his mind, somewhat splitting it in two, and possibly being the source of his amnesia. Notably, the book contains a ritual that would allow him to regain his memories, and this has been his main objective for most of the series."

"ghost of ALL TIME. haunted his friends for months before they suddenly became able to see him. walks through walls. has world's most evil nervous laugh. knows exactly where his hinges are buried. unreliable narrator. has an underground vault full of diamonds and expensive armor, including a throne made of netherite. causes shenanigans on purpose. lived in an underground graveyard and then a haunted mansion. monologued for 11 minutes about wanting to do dark magic in order to necromancy himself and cure his amnesia. very pluralcoded. won round 1 of a sexyman bracket despite being a niche character. the most guy/ghost of all time forever"

"i haven’t actually watched dominion,,, but like. i keep seeing this funky little unreliable narrator ghost man on my dash sometimes. so fuck yeah."

"He’s just a silly little ghost guy!"

[anonymoususeru]

2 am Rambles about the Beast Cookies So Far

Aka Pas thinks about the Beast Cookies and a small rant (under the cut)

Hmm yes yes the Beast lore nuke was a huge something alright. Despite my scepticism back then I actually enjoy the three we've seen so far.

Shadow Milk is a mixed bag for me. His fanbase, to put it lightly, fucking sucks. Because of how I didn't interact with the fans when he first came out, I'm okay with him. I'm starting to dislike him because of how his fans act. However, purely in game, he's a fun character. He's an unreliable narrator, a showman, and a SMART man plus an entitled child. Yes, smart. People forget that sometimes. I like the guy. He knows others' weaknesses and such. I wrote a whole paper on him but I fucking despise his insufferable fanbase. I'm sorry but a lot of them are insufferable as hell. I don't care that you think he's the best or that the others are boring. He's a Tumblr Sexyman.

Mystic Flour? My dearest and everything istg. I get that some think she's boring and how her entire character is boring. And yeah, fair enough. Her story has been done before and like she's the first Beast? She's probably the safest out of all of them (relative to the rest of the group, lol). I like her because she's an entitled child pretending to not care. I like her because even when she knows she's wrong after getting ripped to shreds, she won't change. She DOES care and remember the people in the past like yesterday (voice lines and such) but won't admit it because it'll make her ideology fall apart. She holds the light of Emptiness (Original Korean word, also used in Thai)/Apathy (Localised) and yet her attitude shows otherwise. She's based on a religious figure as well, GuanYin! And I'm born into a Buddhist family, so I'm more attached to her than others. Also, I do hope there's a theme of unreliable narrators/past for the Beasts in some way. Anyway, I want that Apathetic Goddess. She'll kill me on the spot, but whatever.

Burning Spice. I like the guy so far even when he wasn't present for most of the chapter. He enjoys toying with everyone and everything. He's BRUTAL and wants some fun before crushing someone entirely. And yet, from his Kingdom Interaction with Nutmeg Tiger, he remembers the first Kingdom. I'm not sure what, but it seems like his past could be in a similar route to Flour. Especially from his in game Description. Also, I want that Indian man as well /j.

I am enjoying how the Beasts act overall. Their personalities do shine when compared to their successors.

Mystic Flour didn't have the support she needed, was seen as an untouchable goddess, and was used until she snapped. She never made her own decisions and just granted everyone else's wishes, which made sense why the Light of Resolution is the vice. I do like to note that the untouchable Goddess is also nice in comparison to GuanYin, her main inspiration. Dark Cacao has genuinely loyal subjects he treated as equals. Their vices are genuine and clear, Mystic Flour does not discriminate in terms of destruction, but Dark Cacao is willing to listen to others. Dark Cacao is moving forwards and Mystic Flour is stuck in the past. They're in a stalemate in terms of influencing one another, and honestly, I like that. God Complex Woman and a King who truly earned the respect from his subjects.

Burning Spice is willing to destroy and discard his loyal generals and such all the way through, even laughing at Nutmeg Tiger, getting beaten up. His ideology was spread with how the Spice Swarm did not hesitate to use refugees as a way to block Golden Cheese. Meanwhile, Golden Cheese cares for her subjects individually and others as well, evident when she saved the young Kulfi that led to her defeat. With the leaked title of the next chapter, I can't help but think her acts would what eventually get the Spice cookies to go against Burning Spice, when they obeyed him out of fear for so long.

I don't have a comparison for Shadow Milk rn and probably won't because he annoys me.

Anyway, thanks for reading if you did read this.

[analyzingadventure]

I finally return from the void to binge watch Psi and catch up ‘cause holy shit I’m like 13 episodes behind (tho I can’t watch the latet episode yet, y’know how it is)

Sidenote: Yes, I am aware Psi has a sequel series planned. Also, I know the kids fought Mille, IDK if they won or not because clearly the series hasn’t ended yet and we’ve just barely gotten lore dumps on the Crests or something? IDK I’ve just seen some out-of-context spoilers but nothing major. So yeah, I AM FACINATED BY WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS SHOW IS DOING and I can’t wait to hear the Psiquel is gonna be (is it the Psi Chosen Part 2, or Zero Two Psified? TIME WILL TELL)

ANYWAYS, EPISODES 44-56! LET’S GO!

BTW I am not gonna have much to say about these episodes because I am kinda trying to binge watch these in one go and all

Ah, Petaldramon... We’ve got Sephirothmon showing up sometime in the future too, and Strabimon voiced by Kouji’s VA... Psi’s love for Frontier specifically is so heartwarming to see (ﾉ∀`♥) But I’m getting ahead of myself, I’m just happy to see these Digimon

Okay but now I have to wonder if the Ten Warrior’s Legend applies to Psi’s Digital World too... Not that I expect to get any kind of confirmation, it’s just a fun easter egg... BUT I’M CURIOUS ANYWAYS

Hikari you are so fucking cute oh my god, you absolute sweet bean

Entmon? Oooh, it looks cool :oc

PETALDRAMON?! NOOOOOO

ANGEWOMON!!!! QUICK WE NEED ANGEWOMON!!! NOOOO PETALDRAMON

Hikari I know you’re cute but you can’t stop Entmon with the power of adorable

YEAH EVOLUTION!!! GIMME ANGEWOMON!!!! YEAAAAHHH

nooOOOOOO PETALDRAMON DIED?! NOOOOOOOO

PSI STOP KILLING ALL THE WHOLESOME BEANS

Okay... Episode 45... MetalGarurumon (sad about Petaldramon)

For a split moment I thought that was Beelzebumon’s bike but no no no, it’s Machmon, okay

Man, either Machmon is a stupid slow bike or Garurumon is stupid fast

JKHSDKFGHKSJGHDFG BABY NOOO YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO YOU SWEETHEART I’M SORRY

Man... the evolution animation is so fucking pretty.... I wish Psi didn’t suffer from the Taichi & Yamato Show Syndrome... I wanted to see everyone else get this level of love too

Man MetalGarurumon is BIG (I mean to be fair WarGreymon was huge too but still, it’s weird to see lmao)

Episode 46, Sword of Hope- sounds like a Takeru episode? 👀  HolyAngemon pls?

THERE IT IS, SEPHIROTHMON HELL YEAH LET’S GOOO

It is really nice to see Tailmon give out info about the bad guys and what they’re planning (like the whole villian theory for Adventure was never stated to be canon but it’s still something we never saw in Adventure so it’s nice to see happen here)

Man this episode was not blessed with a good budget and it is a shame, can’t expect to see a cool HolyAngemon reveal vmv

But can we get the backstory behind Devimon? And how he and Angemon broke up? Please?

Oh please he’s just a part of Angemon instead? Oh boo, I wanted him to be an actual fallen angel (like an Angemon or a Pidmon that fell into the Dark Area like Devimon’s reference book implies), that’s a shame

Equal parts goofy and horrifying (also that’s roughly about what I’d want an unmasked Angemon to look like)

MAN is HolyAngemon OP, somebody needs to nerf this fucker

Episode 47, Villians of the Wastelands

Ohhhh I like this Nohemon, he’s chill and has a nice voice, I’m gonna pronounce him the Sexyman of Psi

We’ve seen Yajima in Psi quite a few times by now and everytime we do it just... It feels so nice and comfortable and cozy, it’s just so nice

Agumon I love you and I would die for you

If Nohemon wasn’t only around for one episode (I’m assuming) and if Psi was more popular he would absolutely be the Sexyman of The Series

TYRANNOMON?! MY CUTIE?!

Oh man it’s so easy to tell I’m really enjoying this episode (when compared to the previous few) jdkfhfjskfghj

Cute

Also, man, I can’t fucking believe Psi is why Atamadekachimon and Minidekachimon have official art now, that’s just, absurd and amazing, thanks???

Taichi I know you want to Mad Max it but I think you’ll have better luck supporting Nohemon by keeping his broken arm straight fjdkhgjdfgh

That episode was really fucking cute man

Episode 48 aTTACK OF MUGENDRAMON

MUGEN!!! GIMME THE MUGEN!!! AAAA

LEOMON?! YOU’RE ALIVE?! NICE

This episode is animated by Naoi? Yaaaay, I love Naoi

MUGE?!

PROPER MUGE?! WITH THE CANNONS TOO?!

OH JESUS DID KOMONDOMON JUST DIE

O HYES

OH YES

MUGENDRAMON YOU SEXY BASTARD

OH HOW I’VE WAITED FOR YOUR RETURN

Oh sweeties, you ain’t got a chance against Mugen without evolving to Ultimate, maybe bring out Omegamon if you can ‘cause this is a rough one

Okay I don’t have much to say about this episode since it was mostly just fighting- kinda sad Mugen was kinda just stuck standing around while WarGreymon spun around him but it’s fine, this was a fun battle anyways, thanks Psi

Aaand Taichi got launched along with WarGrey and Mugen’s torso, great, now he’s died again- see that’s why it’s super unnececary and stupid for the kids to stay glued to their partners when they don’t have to

Episode 49, The God of Evil

Well that’s horrifying

Everything happening witj Jyou’s group was absolutely precious and wholesome

Man, Garuru Tomahawk isn’t the same if MetalGarurumon doesn’t do the blackflip after firing it :(

Oh shit the MilleBlob is starting to form into a Chimeramon ooooo snap :oc

Baby Hikari and Baby Taichi wahhhhhhh OH THEY WERE WEARING THE OVA CLOTHES IN THAT SHOT OH I DIDN’T GET A SCREENSHOT BUT OH THEY WERE SO CUTE OH NO

Taichi died already once, he can walk off this second death just fine, don’t worry

There it is, Mille’s bastard form, finally animated in full-glory after all these years

OHHHH THAT’S THE SHOT OF WARGREYMON FROM THE OPENING OHHH SHIT LET’S GO BOYS

Episode 50, The Ultimate Holy Battle

Oh man Mille is much bigger than I thought based on the previous episode lmao djkfhaghfgds

Oh they got Apocalymon’d badly jfhjdfg

Like MAN MILLE IS BIG

LET’S GO GODDRAMON!!! (Also yay Holydramon)

YEAH PUNCH THAT MILLE!! YEAHHH

Holydramon IDK bringing Mille to the ground was a good idea, you may have just squashed countless civilizations right there

“What an intense battle” YOU CAN’T SEE ANYTHING PAST THE CLOUDS LEOMON

“The Holy Light, Apocalypse” um. I’ll let y’all make the joke

Psi is doing such fucking Asura’s Wrath BS with the scale of the Digimon right now, it is mind boggling, holy shi

For once I actually nothing to say about what’s going on because I am actually invested in what’s happening

OH YEAH TSUYOGATTE TOBINOTTE KAZE NI NATTE AAAAAAAAAAA

I AM A SIMPLE PERSON THIS IS THE SHIT THAT MAKES ME LOSE MY MIND LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOO

THIS IS WHY I SING ALONG TO THE OPENING EVERY TIME, I HAVE TRAINED FOR THIS MOMENT!!!!!!

Awww Taichi getting his flower deco was cute

OH SUPER FUCKING CUTE

This episode was cute and fun

Episode 51, the Mystery Hidden Within the Crests

Okay so now we get to the “what the fuck are you doing Psi” part- Mille is dead, there’s no villian (except fucking Algomon) and the show’s still going?? WE’RE GETTING LORE NOW???

GARBEMON?! MY DARLING TRASH MAN?!

LET’S GO, LORE???

...Yggdrasil..? Is that..? Surely not..?

WISEMON!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

BOKOMON!?!? BOKOMON?!?! FRONTIER RIGHTS!!!

Okay if this is the Nerd Home of Psi can we please see an Agumon Hakase..? Pwease? Also holy shit that’s a lot of Bokomon

FRONTIER RIGHTS!! FRONTIER RIGHTS!!

They’re even SHAPED like the Crest plates from Adventure fuck that’s cute ;A;

All I want from Psi is that the final villian isn’t fucking Algomon at this point, like I don’t care who the final villian is, an old familiar face or a newbie, I don’t care, I just... I just don’t want it to be Algomon, Algomon is the most boring villian in this franchise, I’m sorry, I’d even prefer Diablomon over Algo at this point

Oh great, it’s the actual worst Digimon, Burpmon

BEGONE THOT

GARBEMON NOOOO Oh good he didn’t get vored, thank god

Are... are they doing the Great Crest Hunt...??????? AT THIS POINT??????

Episode 52, Hououmon

I GUESS WE’RE DOING THE GREAT CREST HUNT??? LET’S GO UNLOCK SOME ULTIMATES

KAPPEI YAMAGUCHI!! VOICING JUNKMON!! I’d recognize that voice anywhere :D

(Also Hunters Rights! Ekakimon in the previous episode and now we got Bacomon <3)

“Why don’t you understand?” oh we’re doing the thing but kind of in reverse I love it, I love it, it’s interesting

Man the rest of the episode was kind of underwhealming

Episode 53, Geko’s Hot Springs’ Revolt

We get Tonosama Gekomon... But no Mimi singing.... Woe is us...

I will say tho, it’s nice to see the Gekomon brought back but with a new twist- like I wouldn’t have complained if Tonosama was still in a coma, requiring a beautiful melody to be sung to be woken up, but seeing a brand new take on these characters while still bringing them back is nice and fun

If Tonosama Gekomon could stop touching Gomamon with his tongue that’d be great- like sure Gomamon is cute as a button but I still wouldn’t put him in my mouth, please, that’s just rude

............Cute..........

No Vikemon in this episode? Interesting choise there

Episode 54, Rebellimon

CUTEMON IN THE PREVIEW IMAGE 👀  Xros Wars rights....

CUTEMON! BABY! OH HOW I’VE MISSED YOU WIDDLE ONE! ;w; Xros Wars Rights!! (It’s Cutemon’s OG VA too reprising her role!!)

Oh man the battle animation in this episode is great already, this is gonna be good ain’t it

The one who failed to die? Oh Rebellimon is totally Orgemon, isn’t he? Oh that battle cry sounded familiar, it’s totally him, right?

IT IS, IT IS ORGEMON, HE LIIIIIVES

BABY I CRIED FOR YOU SO HARD DON’T YOU BE A TSUNDERE BASTARD

OH OF COURSE HE HAS AMNESIA

Boltmon? 👀

Cutemon befriending (or at least trying to befriend) tough guys... So on-brand... I love it

BOLTMON? YOU’RE THE VILLIAN OF THE DAY? HELL YEAH 👀 👀 👀  I can’t remember if we’ve ever actually seen Boltmon animated, regardless it’s a fun Digimon to see get some love!

This is a good episode, I love this episode, we’re not even done but I love this episode

Can Taichi and Agumon stay out of this fight? Like I love them but just this once I’d love to see other Digimon just duke it out, and this is great man

MY WISH CAME TRUE? HELL YEAH, THANKS PSI ❤️ 

Cutemon and Rebellimon ride into the sunset... The perfect couple

Oh man that was such a good episode, I loved that, that was like, the perfect filler

Episode 55, the Digimon School Under Attack

Mimi’s village has evolved into a school?!

Are... are Babamon’s and Jijimon’s VAs the same ones they had back in Tamers..? That’d be adorable yo

MIMIMON DSFHDJFHJDFG perfect

Babamon please don’t bully Mimimon too much

STUDENT? BANCHOU LEOMON?! BANCHOU LEOMON?! Don’t tease me with Banchou Leomon when all I wanted was Mimi to get Banchou Lilimon as her Ultimate partner... ;~;

oH IT’S NOT BANCHOU LEOMON, IT’S BANCHOU MAMEMON?! You played me well Psi, you played me well

GET ‘IM MIMIMON! GET 'IM!

AND YOU-

wait WAIT A FUCK, “Strong, kind, beautiful” THAT’S A GO! PRINCESS PRECURE REFERENCE??????? Wait no Lilimon said “purely” not “kind”, so it’s not the catchphrase from Go!Pri, BUT MAN YOU GOT ME FOR A MOMENT

Anyways what I was gonna say was “so this is how Mimi unlocks Ultimate, huh?” but, man, whatever thoughts I had going on in my head just disappeared into the void

ROSEMON TALL, LADY DIMITRESCU EAT YOUR HEART OUT

I like Banchou Mamemon, he’s cool, I like this guy

THE DIGIVICE DID THE BEEPETY BOOP SOUND ;W; (I can’t remember if Sora’s Digivice did that sound before when she go Hououmon but okay)

NEW ENDING! It was okay, the stock footage kinda made it a bit disappointing but it was okay

Episode 56, Gold Wolf something something, the last episode I can watch for now

OH THIS IS THE STRABIMON EPISODE!! 👀

Okay so Psi has been doing a lot of fan service so far in the series, bringing back voice actors to reprise their roles for many Digimon, even some obscurer one, and it’s been really nice and cute, wholesome throw backs- but in this episode, we get Strabimon, the Garmmom evoline’s equivalent to Flamon, voiced by Kouji’s VA. That’s... Like, giving us Strabimon at all was already a wonderful thing ‘cause we’ve never seen this Digimon animated-- but like, giving us this unused, theoretical Digimon with a theoretical voice and giving that voice to him is just... That’s like very specific wish fulfillment there, that’s the most wholesome fanservice I can think of and like... I’m really happy? And I’m so touched by the staff going out of their way to do this? When they didn’t even have to?? It’s not even like the Adventure throwbacks where Adventure was a popular season with many beloved characters, no no, Frontier is a relatively unpopular season, and an old season (like NO CHILD is gonna get this reference to an early 2000s kids anime), like, this reference is a stretch?? AND THEY MADE IT ANYWAYS?? Out of sheer love for the franchise??

   Like, despite all the flaws Psi as... The love it shows for the franchise is so strong and overwhealming I can’t help but to love it. Thank you Psi, you bizarre little thing

Anyways I’m excited about getting to see Strabimon, you can give me peanuts at this point and I’ll be more than happy and will gladly take it

I don’t even have anything to say about this episode rn I am just enjoying listening to Strabimon

Cres Garurumon, heck yeee alternative evolutions, heck yeeee

Aaand that’s it for now, gotta wait until Sunday to watch episode 57

There were some good episodes here! I had a good time with this binge watch! And I am definitely looking forward to whatever the fuck Psi has up its sleeves and where the hell the sequel season is going- I know next episode is about Algomon but god I fucking hope Algomon isn’t the final boss (and that the next episode is just establishing him as the final boss, though, if Psi does only have like 10 episodes left, there isn’t much time to come up with much else there so... Yeah if that is the case, it feels like a waste of Milleniummon but whatever)