#how h o w wWHY

[goddamnitdazai]

im.......................out..............of..........coffee

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

> Jade: Make dis legendary piece of S-H-to-tha-izzit.

GG: hmmm... GG: Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. i have sizzy this before 

CA so show some love, niggaz! hizzle that possible CA: its a one of a kizzy wweapon plundered from an alternian ghizzle shizzle  

GG: Death row 187 4 life. i be very sure its tha same R-to-tha-izzifle included with jizzohns presizzle GG straight from long beach nigga: but... GG: baller of courze 

CA: Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. probably a cheap imitation of tha original CA: uh CA so i can get mah pimp on: kind of like that one there be CA with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back so therizzles yo' answwa stiznable loops ahizzle CA: N-to-tha-izzoww enjoy tha utta fuckin dominatizzle it affords 

GG: yiznes biznut.... GG: i did not provide tha wizzles! GG: Its just anotha homocide. mah penpal did 

CA: wwhos thizzle 

GG: Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. tha homey who helps me build tha presizzle GG in tha hood: we worked on it togetha bizzut he supply tha B-to-tha-izzunnys weapons GG: Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. im prizzle sure hizzay from tha fizzle with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back 

CA: wizzy 

GG yaba daba dizzle: coz he siznaid hes my grandson 

CA aww nah: wwhat tha fuck be a grandson CA so bow down to the bow wow! be that S-to-tha-izzome kind of pervverze human familial th'n 

GG fo all my homies in the pen: umm yizzle 

CA: nevvermind then yo' procrizzle biologizzles mizzy my fins curl 'n distaste 

GG: oh no!!!!! GG: aaizzle pleaze dont tiznell anyone i tiznold you 'bout hiznim! GG: Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this. augh how could i let that slip to yizzle of all thugz 

CA: settle dowwn jizzy youre radically underestimatizzle tha izzle of shit i dont givve 'bout dis CA: ill havve yizzy kniznoww dis be tha liznast time im plannin on talkin ta any human CA: Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga. i gots cracka ships ta sink n sizzle wwhiznen im good n ready me n mah luminizzles fuckizzle science stick hiznavve gots a date wwizzith jizzack N-to-tha-izzoir CA: N NO NOT THIZZAY KIZNIND OF DIZZATE GIZZAY ME A SHAWTY FUCKIZZLE CREDIT 

GG: wizzay ok n shit!!!! GG: i wasnt go'n ta sizzy anyth'n 

CA: wwhys dis nigga so hush hush A-N-Y-Double-Wizzay 

GG: he didnt want me ta tiznell mah niggaz who he really wizzay GG: i guess maybe he wiznas concernizzle 'bout upsett'n tha timeline? i dizzay 

CA: You gotta check dis shit out yo. wwiznell maybe he D-to-tha-izzidnt wwiznanna disrupt brotha disgustin sequence of evvents wizzy respizzle fo` hizzay spawwnin 'n tha fizzirst place 

GG paper'd up: maybe! Nigga get shut up or get wet up. GG: Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. i have wondered about thiznat, assuming he be right... GG: he wizzas so funky ass, n it really dizzay fizzeel lizzy i was trippin' ta familizzle, so i really dont think he wizzle mizzle it up GG: i couldnt help but try ta imizzle his parents... GG fo' sho': n more interizzle....... GG: hizzy grandfatha :O GG: Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. i still wonda who it cizzay be... GG: although i gizzay at dis point GG: tha options be prettizzle limitizzle  so show some love, niggaz!o 

CA: ok i thizzink im startizzle ta fizzay ill talkin 'bout bustin' makin me fizzle pizzink wwiggla comin out a yo' owwn personal torso CA from tha streets of tha L-B-C: so C-H-to-tha-izzange a fuckin subject CA: They call me tha black folks president. thizzay gat i just G-to-tha-izzavve yizzou be somethin of a hizzle ta tha kizzid CA: stoked i could play a role in yo' dirty stinkin lineage 

GG: lizzy an heirloom? i guess it could be GG: d-ya even hizzave T-H-to-tha-izzose fo' real? if you dont hizzay parents hizzy could yizzy? 

CA: Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this. no wwe dizzay knoww our dirizzle forebears n im pretty sizzle anizzle attempt ta seek out or evven inquire 'bout tha playa of your genes wwizzle be a fiznine wwizzay ta get yourself iced CA, niggaz, better recognize: bizzy wwizzay gots our lore n it sez wwe all gizzay indivvidual ancestors W-W-H-to-tha-izzo contribute ta most of our gizzles abizzle n beyond wwhat tha grizzay slurry does 

GG: ewwwwwwww 

CA: oh shut up CA: izzle a lot of us believve wwizzay meant ta trace tha footsteps of thoze ancizzles izzle thizzay wwizze cizzle brotha kniznoww em CA fo yo bitch ass: n on that journizzle wwe can cizzy across belong'n they once hizzay cauze wwe wwere hatchizzle ta find em n fizzle their wwork CA: i kizzay thizzay thats wwhy i found tha gat 'n tha first place CA: but noww im forsakin it coz fizzle i just fizzay a crazy ass nigga destiny than mah old crappizzle one wwhich i nevva gots izzle appreciation fo` anywwizzle 

GG: hmmmm GG: then maybe that be how dis heirlizzle should work 

CA: wwhizzat d-ya mizzay 

GG in tha mutha fuckin club: well i dizzay want ta uze it! 

CA: aww dawg come on 

GG: so ill just dump it outside the hizouze wit tha trash GG in tha dogg pound: n if it be fated ta find mah penpal one day tizzy so be it!

CA: god diznamn it CA: its like yizzle thugz go oizzy of yo' wway to think a hizzy to disrespect me  

GG like a tru playa': M-to-tha-izzaybe you S-H-to-tha-izzould hizzle bizzle nigga ta me! GG puttin tha smack down: 'n any caze i dizzont appreciate tha spirit 'n which tha gift was givizzle so dis be what i will do thats off tha hook yo! 

CA now pass the glock: fizzay fuck it wizzy do i C-to-tha-izzare CA: dis hizzy been a complizzle flippin useless exchange as H-to-tha-izzavve they all bizzy wwith yo' species CA ya dig? n fo` tha record CA: Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. evvizzle though i said that stuff 'bout bein fated ta fizzle mah gat CA: fate isnt real CA: its a lot of FIZZAKE FUCKIZZLE HUSTLA CA: nizzoww go n be cleanze' by tha light of trizzay purity nonfakeness hope n abovve aizzy SCIZZIENCE

gardengnostic johnnytop exploded.

> Jizzy: Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. Throw LPOS outside wit tha trizzash.

[yoottoboot]

What's the Use of Feeling, Blue? (Crytype Edition)

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