#how fucking awesome is heeee

[cuddlecave]

Thinking about how Ben would probably be less scared of the idea of staying conscious while being digested, cuz he knows it doesn’t hurt and wouldn’t be bothered by seeing everything go goopy. So he could just be there the entire time making comments.

“Aren’t you at all bothered by this?”

“nah, it’s like a uhh...jacuzzi. fun splish splash.”

“Yeah but you’re being like...melted alive. Isn’t that frightening?”

“not if it’s you. hey, think i’d go into making your belly softer? that’d be awesome.”

“...of course that’s the only thing you’re worried about.”

...knowing benb, he’d make a comment about improving gord’s ass as well. gord threatens to borf him back up into the sink if he doesn’t shut the fuck. (it’s an empty threat tho. heeee doesn’t really wanna know how... melty benb might look right now, haha)

[fanficshiddles]

You owe me, Chapter 30

‘Stay here.’ Loki said firmly to April.

He wanted to get a closer look. So he shape-shifted into a snake, much to the surprise of April who watched with her eyes wide while Loki slithered away towards the van and group of men.

There was a man not far from where he and April had been hiding, so he went up to him and quickly transformed back to himself to slash the agents throat, then just as quick he changed into a snake again and continued to the next agent.

He managed to take out five of the SHIELD agents before he was spotted. Though they never spotted him, exactly, they just noticed that the agents were dropping like flies.

‘What the heeee ahhhhhh!’ One of the other agents cried out when Loki gave him a surprise stab in the neck.

Then the fight broke out. The girls all huddled together, near the dock not far from the boat.

Loki took out as many of the agents as he could. But he wasn’t alone, April came running in to help him. She skidded down and knocked an agent off his feet, so she was then able to stab him in the back and grab his gun.

She turned and aimed the gun at as many of the men as possible until she ran out of bullets. But it was difficult, as more of them seemed to come out of nowhere.

Loki and April joined back to back, covering each other as they threw knife after knife at them, taking them out one by one, but quickly and efficiently.

April spotted Alexander out of the corner of her eye, he was trying to usher the girls onto the boat. But he looked over and locked eyes with April. Seeing the murderous look on her face, he abandoned the girls at the side of the dock and ran onto the boat himself.

April wasn’t about to let him escape so easily though. She ran as fast as she could towards the boat, knocking out a few agents on her way.

The boat had just started up when April managed to jump onto it. It wasn’t a large boat, so there was nowhere for Alexander to hide from her. She managed to corner him, grinning from ear to ear.

‘You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting for this moment.’ April hissed, slowly stalking towards him.

Alexander put his hands up, obviously worried about the situation. ‘Come now… You don’t want to do this. I can give you money, all the money you could ever dream of.’ He tried with a smirk.

‘I am not after your money.’ She snapped and pulled out her knife, aiming it right towards him as she got closer.

She was only a few feet away when a SHIELD agent launched for her out of nowhere. She got into a struggle as they tumbled to the ground, she was trying to get the knife out of his hand, but it wasn’t easy. The agent managed to get the upper hand, straddling over her and holding the knife to her neck.

April wasn’t managing to hold his forearm away, her strength was slipping. If she couldn’t hold it, the knife would slice her throat. She was so pissed off, getting this close to Alexander and now she was going to die. Great.

The knife was getting closer, less than an inch away from piercing her skin…

Out of nowhere, a blast on energy hit the agent and sent him flying off the boat. April managed to get up quickly, seeing Loki run towards her on the boat.

‘WHERE’S ALEXANDER?’ She shouted at him, looking around quickly.

Loki looked off the side of the boat and saw him trying to escape on a speedboat. Just as it took off, Loki jumped into action.

‘Oh no you don’t.’ He snarled and dove into the water.

April leaned over the boat and watched with wide eyes as Loki had turned into a shark and went racing after Alexander like a tornado.

Alexander had a smug grin on his face, thinking he had managed to get away. But then there was a loud crunch from beneath the boat, and the engine stopped.

‘No. No, no, no!’ He panicked, even more so when the boat started to sink.

He screamed when a shark came out from the water, grabbed him in his jaws and took him back to the dock.

‘YES!’ April shouted excitedly and fist pumped the air when she saw the Loki-shark coming back, with Alexander flailing about in his mouth. Blood was seeping from his body because of the sharp teeth gripping him.

April never realised just how bloody powerful Loki was until that point. She never knew he could shape-shift until tonight, first a snake and now a damn shark. Amazing.

When Loki reached the dock, he threw Alexander up in the air out of the water, then he jumped out himself and in mid-air he turned back into himself and landed with grace next to Alexander, who fell with a big thud to the dock, breaking his back and crying in agony.

‘Holy shit, Loki! That was fucking awesome! Why haven’t you done that before?’ April rushed towards them.

Loki had a big smug grin on his face, but he shrugged. ‘It’s too tiring, that’s why.’ He chuckled, slightly out of breath.

He looked down at Alexander, who was rolling around in agony. But also trying to crawl away from them, but he was not getting very far.

‘He’s all yours, love.’ Loki said, kicking him to roll him over onto his back.

April walked around the disgusting man and stood hovering over the top of him. Tilting her head a few times as she stared him down.

‘P… Please.’ Alexander coughed, his lower lip wobbling. He was scared. He knew he had no chance of escaping this time.

April crouched down and slapped his face hard a few times while she spoke. ‘Aww, poor baby is scared. I’d say that’s fair, considering how scared he’s made so many women.’ She snarled and spat in his face.

Then she had an idea.

She looked further up the dock and saw the group of girls still huddling together, scared and not knowing what to do. All the SHIELD agents were dead around them.

‘Girls, over here!’ April called to them and motioned them over.

They all slowly walked towards April, shaking from head to toe. Loki felt his heart break for them all, seeing pure terror on their faces.

The girls were all wary of Loki, but they looked at April and then at Alexander on the ground, unable to move.

‘I thought you girls might like to finish him off. I think it’s your right. But there is one thing I’d like to do first to get us started…’ April whipped out her knife and moved round to Alexander’s side.

Alexander tried to stop her when she yanked his trousers and boxers down.

‘No, NOOOO!’ Alexander screamed when April grabbed his cock and held the knife close by.

‘This is the least of your worries.’ April growled and sliced his cock clean off.

Blood spurted out everywhere as Alexander screamed and cried in pure agony. The other girls were slightly shocked and unsure about the violence. But when April stepped away, to stand next to Loki, the girls moved in.

It just took one of them to start to coax the rest on, she spat on Alexander and then kicked him in the head. Then another girl joined in beating him up… and another, and another.

April watched on in delight. Alexander finally got what was coming to him. A slow and painful death at the hands of the women he’d hurt.

Loki slid his arm around April and kissed her temple.

‘You’re amazing, pet. I’m so proud of you.’

April smiled and wrapped her arms around him, hugging into his side. Loki smiled too and placed his cheek on top of her head as he wrapped his other arm around her too, holding her close.

‘I couldn’t have done it without you, Loki… Thank you.’ She squeezed him tightly.

[imagine-loki]

You owe me, Chapter 30

TITLE: You owe me CHAPTER NO./ONE SHOT: Chapter 30 AUTHOR: fanficshiddles ORIGINAL IMAGINE: Imagine after the battle in New York, Odin sent Loki back to Earth without his powers as punishment. SHIELD are after him and he meets a woman who isn’t all she seems at first and she has her own agenda. The two end up teaming up, to help one another. But it’s not quite as plain sailing as they’d hoped. RATING: M

‘Stay here.’ Loki said firmly to April.

He wanted to get a closer look. So he shape-shifted into a snake, much to the surprise of April who watched with her eyes wide while Loki slithered away towards the van and group of men.

There was a man not far from where he and April had been hiding, so he went up to him and quickly transformed back to himself to slash the agents throat, then just as quick he changed into a snake again and continued to the next agent.

He managed to take out five of the SHIELD agents before he was spotted. Though they never spotted him, exactly, they just noticed that the agents were dropping like flies.

‘What the heeee ahhhhhh!’ One of the other agents cried out when Loki gave him a surprise stab in the neck.

Then the fight broke out. The girls all huddled together, near the dock not far from the boat.

Loki took out as many of the agents as he could. But he wasn’t alone, April came running in to help him. She skidded down and knocked an agent off his feet, so she was then able to stab him in the back and grab his gun.

She turned and aimed the gun at as many of the men as possible until she ran out of bullets. But it was difficult, as more of them seemed to come out of nowhere.

Loki and April joined back to back, covering each other as they threw knife after knife at them, taking them out one by one, but quickly and efficiently.

April spotted Alexander out of the corner of her eye, he was trying to usher the girls onto the boat. But he looked over and locked eyes with April. Seeing the murderous look on her face, he abandoned the girls at the side of the dock and ran onto the boat himself.

April wasn’t about to let him escape so easily though. She ran as fast as she could towards the boat, knocking out a few agents on her way.

The boat had just started up when April managed to jump onto it. It wasn’t a large boat, so there was nowhere for Alexander to hide from her. She managed to corner him, grinning from ear to ear.

‘You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting for this moment.’ April hissed, slowly stalking towards him.

Alexander put his hands up, obviously worried about the situation. ‘Come now… You don’t want to do this. I can give you money, all the money you could ever dream of.’ He tried with a smirk.

‘I am not after your money.’ She snapped and pulled out her knife, aiming it right towards him as she got closer.

She was only a few feet away when a SHIELD agent launched for her out of nowhere. She got into a struggle as they tumbled to the ground, she was trying to get the knife out of his hand, but it wasn’t easy. The agent managed to get the upper hand, straddling over her and holding the knife to her neck.

April wasn’t managing to hold his forearm away, her strength was slipping. If she couldn’t hold it, the knife would slice her throat. She was so pissed off, getting this close to Alexander and now she was going to die. Great.

The knife was getting closer, less than an inch away from piercing her skin…

Out of nowhere, a blast on energy hit the agent and sent him flying off the boat. April managed to get up quickly, seeing Loki run towards her on the boat.

‘WHERE’S ALEXANDER?’ She shouted at him, looking around quickly.

Loki looked off the side of the boat and saw him trying to escape on a speedboat. Just as it took off, Loki jumped into action.

‘Oh no you don’t.’ He snarled and dove into the water.

April leaned over the boat and watched with wide eyes as Loki had turned into a shark and went racing after Alexander like a tornado.

Alexander had a smug grin on his face, thinking he had managed to get away. But then there was a loud crunch from beneath the boat, and the engine stopped.

‘No. No, no, no!’ He panicked, even more so when the boat started to sink.

He screamed when a shark came out from the water, grabbed him in his jaws and took him back to the dock.

‘YES!’ April shouted excitedly and fist pumped the air when she saw the Loki-shark coming back, with Alexander flailing about in his mouth. Blood was seeping from his body because of the sharp teeth gripping him.

April never realised just how bloody powerful Loki was until that point. She never knew he could shape-shift until tonight, first a snake and now a damn shark. Amazing.

When Loki reached the dock, he threw Alexander up in the air out of the water, then he jumped out himself and in mid-air he turned back into himself and landed with grace next to Alexander, who fell with a big thud to the dock, breaking his back and crying in agony.

‘Holy shit, Loki! That was fucking awesome! Why haven’t you done that before?’ April rushed towards them.

Loki had a big smug grin on his face, but he shrugged. ‘It’s too tiring, that’s why.’ He chuckled, slightly out of breath.

He looked down at Alexander, who was rolling around in agony. But also trying to crawl away from them, but he was not getting very far.

‘He’s all yours, love.’ Loki said, kicking him to roll him over onto his back.

April walked around the disgusting man and stood hovering over the top of him. Tilting her head a few times as she stared him down.

‘P… Please.’ Alexander coughed, his lower lip wobbling. He was scared. He knew he had no chance of escaping this time.

April crouched down and slapped his face hard a few times while she spoke. ‘Aww, poor baby is scared. I’d say that’s fair, considering how scared he’s made so many women.’ She snarled and spat in his face.

Then she had an idea.

She looked further up the dock and saw the group of girls still huddling together, scared and not knowing what to do. All the SHIELD agents were dead around them.

‘Girls, over here!’ April called to them and motioned them over.

They all slowly walked towards April, shaking from head to toe. Loki felt his heart break for them all, seeing pure terror on their faces.

The girls were all wary of Loki, but they looked at April and then at Alexander on the ground, unable to move.

‘I thought you girls might like to finish him off. I think it’s your right. But there is one thing I’d like to do first to get us started…’ April whipped out her knife and moved round to Alexander’s side.

Alexander tried to stop her when she yanked his trousers and boxers down.

‘No, NOOOO!’ Alexander screamed when April grabbed his cock and held the knife close by.

‘This is the least of your worries.’ April growled and sliced his cock clean off.

Blood spurted out everywhere as Alexander screamed and cried in pure agony. The other girls were slightly shocked and unsure about the violence. But when April stepped away, to stand next to Loki, the girls moved in.

It just took one of them to start to coax the rest on, she spat on Alexander and then kicked him in the head. Then another girl joined in beating him up… and another, and another.

April watched on in delight. Alexander finally got what was coming to him. A slow and painful death at the hands of the women he’d hurt.

Loki slid his arm around April and kissed her temple.

‘You’re amazing, pet. I’m so proud of you.’

April smiled and wrapped her arms around him, hugging into his side. Loki smiled too and placed his cheek on top of her head as he wrapped his other arm around her too, holding her close.

‘I couldn’t have done it without you, Loki… Thank you.’ She squeezed him tightly.

[ragnarssons]

the 100 ask game

I was tagged by @nightbleeder ty <3 (even tho half of the fandom won’t like my answers, yikes)  1. What would you get arrested for on the Ark? as the things were on s1? Probably punching Kane in the face just for being around... or probably stealing some supplies for people I care about. Or murder, because sometimes the urge is strong, it has to be even worse on a very limited space like the ark. 2. Would you take off your wristband when you landed on the ground? ehhhh uuuuh, no, especially not with Bellamy’s ways of doing things at the time. Yeah, when Bellamy started to forbid people from eating unless they take their wristband off, is the only time I sided with Finn... 3. What would the necklace Finn would make for you look like? (Clarke: deer/Raven: a raven duh..) a fist in his face? Idk, Finn would have never made me a necklace because I wouldn’t have liked him at all to begin with. But if it has to come to that, maybe a tree leaf or something that simple. 4. If you could resurrect any MINOR character who would it be? *big breath* SINCLAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR 5. Create a squad of 5 characters to go on missions with. Who are they? Bellamy “eyes sharp” Blarke, Clarke doctor Griffin, Monty, Roan (because broanlarke and also their mission was badass), and Raven “it won’t survive me” Reyes. I have guns, swords, brains, abs, technology, and medical support. 6. Minty or Briller? Briller. I’m actually looking forward to see what they did with Jackson and Miller tbh.... 7. What would your name be in Trigedasleng? (example: Octavia=Okteivia…just make it up!) ehhh, Mari? Yeah kinda like Madi, cool. 8. Thoughts on Finn? Some people hate him, and others love him, so I’m curious  Who? Listen, I didn’t hate him at first, when I started the show. To me watching the first eps, it was THAT simple, Bellamy was the “bad guy” and Finn was “the good guy” the storyline sides with every time. And Clarke and him are the “rightful couple”. But delving into the show it gets more complicated and even tho I shipped Bellarke and Bellamy was by far my fav over Finn, I was “mehhh” with Finn. I didn’t care about his ass tbh. When he died I didn’t care. And then I rewatched the show. And I re-rewatched it. And re-re-rewatched it. And I HATE Finn. There is no more self-righteous character (except Octagon), and yet he’s the most basic douchebag you could ever put on a tv show. He’s lying, he’s cheating people, yet for a long while (5 episodes is still a long while) the narrative makes us want to be like “yeahh Finn ur so gooood”. And when there actually is the “love triangle” he goes all weak ass about it, being “sorry” and yet doing NOTHING to atone for what he did. He sleeps with Raven while it’s SOOO OBVIOUS that she’s just fucking him because she’s desperate and sad and just running away from things. SERIOUSLY? You don’t love her, she loves you, but you sleep with her??? And the way both Raven and Clarke had to be the “bigger person” for his sorry ass. I’m glad they worked things through and got an awesome relationship even tho he was here, with his “sad puppy eyes” dumb face. And the way he’s stalking Clarke wherever she goes, questioning and criticizing all her decisions. AND when on Unity Day he put CLARKE’S ass in danger, then went all “youuu should have truuusted meeee” when Clarke got her ass saved by Bellamy, BECAUSE his idea was dumb to begin with (and also because he kinda “forced” her hand to speak with the Grounders while she NEVER wanted to do that in the first place... why didn’t he go himself ehhh if he’s sooo smart? And after that he acted all schocked because the Grounders came with weapons - DUUUUUH). Do I hate Finn enough here?  9. Be honest. How willing would you have been to take the chip without knowing all the horrible things it does? Not. I’ve known really hard times, but never in my life I have thought about “turning my feelings/pain off” in a superficial way. And idk, kinda knowing it’s some kind of computer thingy (do they know?) “taking control” over you, ehhh no. I don’t do drugs. 10. What character do you relate to most & What character do you like the least not including the obvious ones like Pike, etc… I relate to Bellamy the most. Idk, yeah I don’t have a little sister who was my duty for all my life. But on a larger spec, I’d do most of the things he did. I know I’d kill only if it were necessary and I know I wouldn’t be able to live with it and trying to atone for it. I know that I’m true and impetuous and impredictable like Bellamy.  And the ones I relate with the least are Octagon and Mur.hy (let’s not tag him because heeee). 11. Describe your delinquent outfit. (Would you wear something like Murphy’s jacket with the spikey red shoulder patch or have a trademark like Jasper’s goggles? Be creative, yet practical) I’d be a basic bitch. With Clarke’s good earth cleavage because I can rock it too.  12. Favorite type of mutant animal? I loved the idea of the deer (also on s1 Lincoln actually has a “mutant horse”). I think Pauna is ridiculous, tho. I’d like to see more of these, on the other hand. 13. What would your job be on the Ark? Janitor? 14. Would you have willingly pumped Ontari’s heart if Abby asked? I think so. I know that when my adrenaline kicks in, I am able to push back a lot of my discomforts. Even tho I HATEEEEEEEEE everything related to surgery and stuff like that. To save Clarke, I would have, yeahhh... 15. If Lxa wasn’t Heda, but she’s still alive right? then who would make the best commander? No one? Idk just destroy this autocratic way of ruling. Wells would have been a good leader *side eyes*. Idk at least the Chancellor is elected, but I really disagree with the whole Grounders’ politics soooo I really don’t care about all this. 16. If you were a grounder, then where would you live and who would be your mentor? I’d love my mentor to be Lincoln. And ummm as for the clan ummm, I don’t care?? Trishanakru? The butterflies are nice, you know. 17. How would you act if you ate the hallucinogenic nuts like Jasper and Monty? Monty. I too want to give the Earth a giant hug. 18. How would you have dealt with Charlotte’s crime? A more John Murphy approach or Bellamy Blake? I would have given her some therapy cuz I don’t know why Wells had to die because she was seeing Jaha in her nightmares. Like?? Logic?? Where are you?? I really don’t know what I would have done but certainly NOT what they did to Murphy but also NOT what he would have done himself had he caught Charlotte (or what he did through the episode). Banishment seemed like a good idea, but she’s still a kid. Gosh I have no idea.  19. Who should be the Chancellor, if anyone? Someone from the lower ranks on the Ark. Like Sinclair? Given his relationships to a lot of characters, he would have been a good Chancellor, yeh. Or Ginger Dad. 20. Mount Weather had a lot of modern commodities. (example: Maya’s Ipod)What is the one thing you would snatch while there? Dante’s art collection. 21. Do you think you’d have caught the virus spread through camp or would you have been immune like Oct.via? Since my headcanon is that the virus was like “a moral compass” (since only the good characters got it), I’d say that I wouldn’t be immune. (I’ll never buy this bs saying that Octagon and Finn are “the strong ones” LMAO) 22. What would your grounder tattoos look like? Hairstyle? War paint? type Aloy on Google and that’s it. Aloy is bae. I also loved Lxa’s back tattoo tbh. And no war paint (idk all of these, on the show, are ridiculous). 23. Favorite quote? “For all its faults, Earth is really beautiful” also “We save who we can save today”. I also love the Traveler’s Prayer.  24. Can you forgive Mur.hy for his actions? How about Bellamy? About Mur/hy it’s gonna be a big NO. Like, sorry, I still have zero empathy for this character. People call him “complex”, to me, he hasn’t changed ever since the beginning of the show (he literally abandoned his “buddy” Bellamy on 401 like ehhh??). And the way he’s so judgy and “sassy” while he’d morally have ZERO right to be. I think the fandom works way more to make me dislike him, how everyone integrated the fact that he’s a bs human being and act like it’s normal and it’s a reason to like/love him. Bellamy has changed a lot from s1 to s4, I’ve never seen him NOT atone or try to do better after his screw-ups. That’s the main difference to me. Starting as a certain person, distrusting the others, okay, it’s one thing. Never buging from that? Nop. Several characters showed a lot of care for Mur.hy and he never did (apart from the very last moments of 413 so who knows, maybe coming from that, my PoV will change, but from s1 to s4 my PoV never changed on him). I honestly like the idea of the show integrating a character like this in the story, it’s “different”, yes. It’s just not characters I like and/or relate to. I also feel like the writers don’t (didn’t? until now) know how to put him in a narrative close to the people he could evolve with (because they... didn’t want him to evolve?). He was just alone on lots of times, aaand very often, sadly for him, related to SLs I didn’t like (Polis, Jaha’s quest, the mansion and all). I don’t like the “in it only for myself” kinds of characters. (if it can help, I also disliked both Bellamy and Kane when they seemed to be “just that” as well... but they evolved). 25. If one of the characters was in the Hunger Games, who would have the best shot at winning? NOOOOO ALREADY SO MUCH DEATH NOOOO One of the Grounders most likely. And unless it would be Lincoln then I wouldn’t care. 26. Least favorite ship? Favorite ship? NOT INCLUDING CL OR BC anything including Octagon. Also anything including Finn. My favorite ship is Bellarke and I ain’t gonna bend the truth *shrugs* I care very little about any other ships on here lmao (except Monty and Harper, they have my thumbs up).  27. A song that should be included in the next season, like when Radioactive was? If there had to be another guest star like Shawn Mendes on the show, who would you want to make a cameo? Some Olafur Arnalds, let’s suffer. 28. What would you do if you were stuck in the bunker with Murp.y for all that time? Honestly? All the data he had about the past in that thing? I would have watched it all. (or did it have only the one video with ALIE and Becca? I don’t remember) 29. Opinion on Emori? Roan? I loved Roan when he was an ally, but I do think he had a manipulative side that he played on Clarke a lot. I think he could have had way more potential than what they did with him. As for Emori... I like her, I’m glad she’s still alive as in, I hope they’ll delve into her more to make me like her more. Because I liked how she started to develop a “care” for Clarke and the others after ep408. Before that, I also didn’t like her, the “Bonnie and Clyde” thing she had with Murp.y didn’t interest me. 30. Would you want to be an extra that is killed off in a brutal way? Eh, yeah why not. 31. A character you’d like to learn more about and get flashbacks of? MONTY, I mean? Why did he never get flashbacks?? Also Harper, Miller, Jackson, idk the Sky People ya kno.  32. A character you’d bang? Look, “Satisfied Girl” and Bree are my girls goal. @head-and-heart @bellamynochillblake @bellsbeard @captainheroism @grumpybell @bellamyslaugh @perhalta @bobnorley @foolish-nymeria ehhh if anyone else wants to do it, let’s go!