#how fucked the foster system is esp when u enter it late. gannicus falls in love after he tries to hit on her while hes drunk

[thewingedwolf]

Gannicus, currently having sex with Melitta, who he knows is in an open marriage and has yet to meet her husband: oh my god is that your husband walking through the door

Oenomaus, who is good with this open marriage but has never actually met any of the people his wife has dated bc she’s liked them but has never been serious about anyone before: oh my god is that my wife’s boyfriend naked in the couch

Gannicus, thinking to himself that this is weird right like it’s weird seeing it and being here isn’t it weird melitta right: Haha So is my dick bigger

Oenomaus, who is trying to be cool but has instantly decided he has a crush bc who ASKS THAT IN THIS SITUATUON: ....maybe?

Melitta, who is having the time of her life watching her boyfriend go through the five stages of grief in the span of three seconds and her husband who is nice and proper and big on respecting rules wrestle with what is proper in this situation so hard he just broke out in sweat, and deciding she’s going to tell literally every one of their friends about this: it’s fine this happens all the time don’t even sweat it