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Wake up babe Mech just posted some sexy angst sketch
#fuckimg killing myself LMFAO#Ibcant#aoyhshush guys i#sexy angst#sexy angsgt.......#it's been on my mind ohnugof#how does one sexify a fucking angst#amyways.#mechanical rambles#workshop's projects#wip#ueah
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ishqbaaz 01.08.17 lb
ouff this mummeh is gonna do something for sure to put adchan in shivaayโs attempts to find truth, isnโt she? ๐๐๐
idiotttttttttt boyyyyyy, ab toh samajhhh jaaaa. please tell me youโre taking this tirade as a clue! ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
TELL ME HEโS SUSPICIOUS. PLEASE GODDDDDDDDDD. ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
TIA BABY!!!!!!!!!!! MY ANGEL MY SUN MY MOON ALL MY STARS! ๐๐๐
TIA HOW COULD ANYONE NOT SMILE SEEING YOU!?!???! YOUโRE ADORABLE. ๐๐๐
omg please come backkkkkkkk to this show please!!!!!!! i miss youuuuuuuu. ๐๐๐๐๐๐
awww โshivaaay babyโ!!!!!!!!!!! GOD. SHEโS TOO CUTE. I LOVE HER SO MUCH. ๐๐๐
i๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝm so so so happy that my #1 ship for this show is happy together. dooodho nahao phulo phalo! ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ
where is their baby tho??? like, tia should be showing by now? maybe even close to delivery? wait... this show is three months in the future, SHE SHOULD HAVE GIVEN BIRTH BY NOW. WHEREโS THE BABYYYYY? ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ
yessssssss, tia SPILLLLL THAT TRUTH!!!!!! ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ
lmao tiaaaa and her slavish obsession with social media. ๐๐๐
also, lol, is she a member of rudraโsย โshivikaโ fan page? ๐๐๐
THANK GOD. SEED HAS BEEN PLANTED. THAAAAAAANK GOD. *gets on my damn knees thanking God* ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ
smell the fart acting on realization that EVERYONE knows the truth except him.ย
lmao, in dono ka abhi bhi chal raha hai yahan pe. ๐๐๐
lol poor rudra, heโs trying sooooo hard for his chulbul bhaabi. but sheโs got a pretty tall order for him. heโs no advay singh raizada, that he can do ghar pe baithe baithe cloud seeding to make badal and baarish for her. ๐๐๐
EEEEEE MY (BR)OT3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ๐๐๐
oh god itโs going to be bade bhaiyyaโs tharki idea isnโt it, to get her all sexified and ~~~INSPIRE him with her BADAN. ๐๐๐
yupppppppppp, this face tells me that bade bhaiyya has sex on the mind. ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ
how nice of shivaay to ensure his brother gets laid, even when heโs in the middle of a personal crisis. khud toh kuch nahi mil raha, chota bhai hi aish karle. matlab, bhai ho toh aisa! #SPABestBhai2018 ๐๐๐
anda nonsense. forwarding. โฉโฉโฉ
sahilโs getting blasted for being bad at math. ๐๐๐
donโt worry, uski bhi shaadi kisi calculator type ladki se karwa denge jaise teri karwa di hai. ๐๐๐
whoop. big, angry, calculator singh oberoi alert! ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ
ohhhhhhhh boy. directtttttt questioning. ๐ค๐ค๐ค
what an idiot. he should have just left at itย โtia mili thi mujhe.โ and sheโd think that tia told him everything and have spit it out. ouff shivaay, tu kitna kachcha khilaadi hai.ย
meanwhile, murder girlfriends are still hanging out, like a buncha regular girlfriends! i love it! ๐ฏ๐ฝ๐ฏ๐ฝ๐ฏ๐ฝ
not loving the scary tej sightings though. (todayโs certainty that this is a tejLana plan: 90%)ย
shivaay is channeling his best enrique and being all YOU CAN RUN YOU CAN HIDE BUT YOU CANโT ESCAPE MY LOVE. ๐๐๐
this is enriqueโs best song. fight me. it is!!!!!!!!! what a song! best sung very loudly and very out of tune in the car. especially that high pitched YOU CAN RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! part towards the end. ๐
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excuse me, taking 4 minute break from this episode to go watch the video and feel a little guilty and dirty (used to hide from parents and watch the video when it first came out when i was a baby teen. still have the feeling iโm doing something shaaaady when i watch it as a grownass adult. ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ)
ok, iโm back! back to billu getting all up on our girl.ย
ouff, why canโt he just sex it outta her??!???? ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ he knows he totally can. and they both totally waaaant it. look at his droopy sex eyes and her TAKE ME NOW face:ย
ugh the flashbacks are totally killing the mood. saaaame chaar rando scenes theyโre showing since last two episodes. these two have a million other scenes, switch it up a little! ๐๐๐
nope. billu wonโt be distracted by her delicious bod pressed up against him. he wants answerssssssssss. ๐ ๐ ๐
โtumhe maine pehle bhi kaha tha, shivaay singh oberoi ne haath chodne ke liye nahi pakda hai.โย
aaaaaaaaaand iโm crying. great. ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
โpar chod toh diya.โ โmaine choda nahi, TUMNE chudaaya tha.โ
yaaaaaas billu! call her out on her BS! ๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ
ohhhhh boy. billu ka paara chad raha hai at thought of paraya mard. yiiiiiiiikes. ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ
ooooooooh. sheโs trying to hoodwink him to get outta lying but NOPE. BILLU WANTS AN ANSWER. ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ
MERI AANKHON MEIN DEKH KAR BOLO! OH NO. OH NOOOOOOOO! ๐ง๐ง๐ง
sheโs reaaallllllly trying to loophole her way outta this, but heโs like a dog with a damn bone. FINALLY. THIS IS THE SHIVAAY I WANTED TO SEE. ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ
โsab kuch mere hisaab se hua hi kahaan? agar mere hisaab se hota toh hum alag hi...โย
aaaaaand crying again. and i love it. oh the angst. ย ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
very โa few good menโ vibes from this moment no???? ย
coz he canโt. he really canโt handle the truth.ย
time to get the truth outta her, with angst and sexual tension. ๐๐๐
OH MY GOD NO WHY DO THEY KEEP SHOWING FLASHBACKS TO HIS RAPEYNESS IN THE WEDDING EPISODE LIKE THIS WITHOUT ANY WARNING. IT REALLY FEELS LIKE IโM GETTING SUCKER PUNCHED IN THE GUT. ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ
YEAH GIRL. YOU STAND UP TO HIM. KICK HIM IN THE NUTS. ๐ค๐ค๐ค
oh thank god scene change. to shaant, susheel omki. i needed that. *exhaaaaaaaaale* ๐๐๐
LMAO GAURIโS SEXY SMOKE MACHINE ENTRY IS JUST REMINDING ME OF THIS SCENE IN B99 ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
gooooooood going, billu. what an idea sirjee! only about 87% awkward and tharki af that you gave the idea to your baby devrani, but imma just... side step that, coz your intentions were noble. ๐๐๐
haaaaaaaaaye, omkiโs gentle surprised smile. ๐๐๐
ok this is taking too long. someone make a move, instead of just standing there smiling like lovesick idiots. ๐๐๐
lol like... how supremely confident do you have to be to pull this off though?? like BEHOLD ME I AM HERE TO BE YOUR MUSE AND LIFT YOU OUT OF YOUR CREATIVE BLOCK!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT ME AND BE INSPIREDDDDDDD! LET THERE BE ART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ
someday, i aspire to be this confident. for now though... *sighs and crawls deeper into the blankets*ย
HEIN? WHAT IS THIS RANDOMNESS? ๐ง๐ง๐ง
... ok so this hall has just turned into a Room Of Requirement for these sexually repressed third gen Oberois?!?! so multi purpose! it can be a store room! it can be a random khopcha to have a moti sevaiyaan dinner! it can have a fountain and exploding colour bombs for ~INEESPEERATION! it can be anything and everything! ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ
ok omkiโs smile is cute and all but iโm tired. fwding. ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ
also coz I HATE THIS SONG. I DONโT KNOW WHY, BUT I DO. I HATE THIS SONG SO MUCH. itโs the only one i hate from the otherwise stellar DCH soundtrack. ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ
ouff painting banana hai toh banao. just make the song stop playing. ๐๐๐
LOL WHAT EVEN? WHY IS HE... THIS SCENE IS JUST SO RANDOMLY SEXY? (and not in a good way. like, there was no build up, heโs just suddenly CARRYING her all sexy like?) ๐ค๐ค๐ค
that pose looks awkward and tiring. ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ
oh. okay. 3% less awkward now that the other hand is down, but just as tiring. ๐๐๐
RUDRA. YOU DO KNOW SHEโS A COP? LET HER DO HER FUCKING JOB IN PEACE??????? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? LIKE... GET A FUCKING JOB MAN. INSTEAD OF JUST FOLLOWING SOME GIRL AROUND WHILE SHE TRIES TO DO HERS. ๐ก๐ก๐ก
oh god a mor pankh. i just know whatโs coming. ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ
yuuuuuuuuuuuup. ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ this is awkward af.ย
ok iโm having michmichi with you two and your weirdly erotic painting scene now. show me my other angry bird babies. have they started hate sexing up against the cupboards yet? ๐๐๐
OH WAIT. TENSION. BECAUSE BAREILLY. ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ
OH MY GOD OM. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEANย โASLIYATโ??? I THOUGHT WE ESTABLISHED THAT YOU MADE A MISTAKE?!?!? ๐๐๐
what even is going on with the andas? is that a clip of her parents that bhavya is watching? ๐ค๐ค๐ค
OM WHY ARE YOU SO.......... *strangles him* ๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก
OMFG I AM REALLY NOT IN THE MOOD FOR PINKY RN. FWDING. FUCKING FWDING. โฉโฉโฉโฉโฉโฉ
BOHUT HO GAYA YEH ABLA CHIRAIYYA BANNNNA! ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
anyone want breakfast? fried andas coming up in 5 min! ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ
see? this is why bulbul and bade bhaiyya are brotp. theyโre the exact same person. tiny rage-filled monsters who wonโt quit hounding ya for answers. ๐๐๐
ASKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK HIMMMMMM GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!! ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas bulbulllllllllllllll, leave his ass! leave his unworthy assssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ
ok so the one good thing from all this is that bhavya cannot be anikaโs chutki, right? coz wholeeeeeeeeeeee different backstory. RIGHT??? ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
bhavya is honestly the fucking worst. rudra, just get the fuck out, leaving her. at least youโll be alive for saumya. ๐๐๐
pft fine. take her. whatever. idgaf. ๐๐๐
time to angstilyyyyyy lean against a pillar and rage. you know, as you do. ๐๐
great, evil/emo!Kara is back. ๐๐๐
idhar andas are also boiling in angst.ย
you know what, i donโt hate bhavya as a character. or mansi as an actor. sheโs really holding her own in this emotional scene. i just really really hate any scene sheโs in with another person, because of what the writing does to every other character around her. give me solo scenes, and iโm fine. but put her in a room with rudra, and my blood pressure hits the roof because of how fucking stupid HE is being. ๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก
oh great. anika broke the shivaayBot. ๐๐๐
GIRL YOU KNEW HIS HARDWARE WASNโT CAPABLE OF HANDLING THE UPGRADE. THEN WHY........... ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ
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