#how does my guy LOCOMOTE. why does it look like a spider but fly. why is it in my house and WHYYYYY does it fly at my face | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

fingertipsmp3 · 1 year ago

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Bro I fucking hate crane flies. Why was I just sitting on my couch listening to Lucy Dacus and minding my business and this stupid thing parachuted directly at my face. Had to dodge out of the way so we wouldn’t occupy the same temporal space and THEN mans did it AGAIN and then chased me across the room. WHY

#i don’t even know where it is now. it floated off into the hallway #i stumbled across the room and ended up on the chair i never sit on #bc NOPE #i’ve tied my hair up bc i have this huge fear of bugs getting tangled in my hair #and this bastard is like the exact same colour as my hair. i mean can you even imagine. i try to run my fingers through my hair and it’s not #my hair. it’s a CRANE FLY. the way i’d die #i hate crane flies so much. i think it’s because they move in a way that is so fucking bizarre and makes no sense to me #i don’t trust anything if i can’t figure out how it perambulates its way through the world #i don’t think that’s the word i wanted to use but i couldn’t remember how to spell manoeuvre for a second there #how does my guy LOCOMOTE. why does it look like a spider but fly. why is it in my house and WHYYYYY does it fly at my face #at the very least it did give me a funny quick oneshot idea lol #if i make charles scared of crane flies and one flies at his face and he panics and scrambles into dorian’s lap…. and dorian teases him #FOREVER…… that would be funny #it honestly might make more sense the other way around but also if they weren’t dating; charles would just dump dorian on the ground #men are always climbing into his lap and he’s like ‘i have got shit to do’#so. that #if you need me i’m going to take my nighttime antihistamine and go to bed #because if i wake up with my eyelids fused together again i am actually going to kill god #personal

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