#how do you guys feel bout dat font???

[askkeithandlance]

what's the weirdest conversation you've ever had?

They were talking about their bayards…

[presketch - @cloudyana-arts] | [ Lineart/colour - @klanceforthesoul]

[arofili]

twenty-seventmeme

so there was a disappointing lack of meme compilations last year so i took it upon myself to chronicle the memes of 2017. in roughly chronological order of when i realized ‘oh shit that’s a meme i should put that on my list’, & with minimal commentary of my own opinions. enjoy my interpretation of a bunch of visual jokes translated to text

posted 12/28/17

hollyweed / changing the hollywood sign to say other weird shit

that gif of christian bale and kermit nodding to each other in solemn agreement

punching richard spencer in the face / punching nazis

that comic where it goes "no fear / [something weird] / one fear"

my name is cow, i lik the bred

pineapple on pizza

cash me outside how bout dat

lazytown

you can’t [bad thing] if you [poor decision] (w/ the pic of the guy tapping his forehead)

nintendo logo on things that aren’t nintendo products

the trend of “let’s make this a meme”

lemony snicket narrating things

wrong name at the oscars

that reaction gif of the white guy who blinks like he doesn’t know why this shit is happening like ‘bitch what did u say’

what in tarnation / cowboy hat snapchat filter

student athlete meme

the drake meme of him dancing weird next to one pic of something you’re into & then another pic next to something you are into

expanding brain

roses are red poem, but the last two lines are replaced by an image that calls to mind a reference/another meme that rhymes in the reader’s head (i fucking hated this one, idk if i was doing it wrong but the pic always fucked up the rhythm of the poem)

newsflash asshole, [x] has been [y] the entire goddamn time!

begone THOT

Jughead’s “I’m weird, look at my hat” monologue from that shitty tv show

“guess I’ll die”

John C. Miller, CEO and President of the Denny’s Corporation, is a capitalist running dog and his wealth must be seized and redistributed to the people

‘playlist for my crush’ but it’s actually some quote from something

guy holding the 'he is gay' signs next to pics of some character op headcanons as gay

the ‘normal people/creative people’ comic

thAT tHINg whERE yoU caPITalIZE partS oF thE wOrds WIth thE SpONGEbOB PiC

griffin mcelroy with a finger over his lips and a sign that says “...you know ;)”

and i feel [emotion] in the Chili’s tonight

cracking a cold one open with the boys

while you were [x], i studied the blade

the floor is [x] ; followed by a picture of someone either floating above or lying on the floor depending on whether [x] is positive or negative

[cryptid] is real [pronoun] [performed sexual act or commenced illegal activity] behind a [fast food restaurant or regional liminal store] at [very late or very early hour of the day] (phrasing credit @peachdoxie​)

‘how to talk to people’ comic

cat pics w/ russian captions

firefly by owl city resurging (for some reason??? i mean like, a good song, but that brings me back to 2009)

also specifically “you would not believe your [body part] if [something rhyming with above body part]”

9 pics of ppl w/ the words 'thank / you / for / something / not you / something / something / something / something' ; the 'not you' is over a pic of something that doesn't quite fit in with the rest

“some [x]... that are [y]... are worse”

“self care is...” & its cousin “gay culture is...”

me talking about myself: ▶ 🔘 ──────── 0:00:04 me talking about [x]: ▶ 🔘 ──────── 8:51:03

[x] do not interact (i think these started out serious but got used as a meme?? not sure)

Animal/Pokemon/Cute creature falling into misfortune and someone responding with the screaming dude from Breaking Bad (phrasing credit @enecoo)

“right in front of my salad?”

pie graph that’s like “I’m [x]” and “I’m [x] but in blue”

that pic of the guy looking at a girls ass while his presumed girlfriend looks on in horror w/ labels over each person to make it funny

whomst’ve / ridiculously long contractions

oh worm?

cursive font

hewwo

then PERISH

taylor swift’s new song / ‘sorry the old [x] can't come to the phone...why? because she's dead’

Who would win? [something that seems like it should win] [something ridiculous that is implied to win]

griffin mcelroy holding a piece of of paper that says “i don’t know what [x] is and at this point i’m too afraid to ask”

Well first of all, [x], so jot that down

jock/prep/goth/nerd chart

clowns as pets (??? this was a WEIRD one)

we are [x] first and people second

you’ve heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for [image that brings a phrase to mind with a similar rhythm/rhyme scheme as elf on the shelf]

meme sauce

screaming seagull

horses. just in general

distinguished/functional/disaster gay/bi/lesbian chart

[kid characters] in the car with [parental figure character 1]: McDonald’s! McDonald’s! McDonald’s! [parental figure character 1]: There's food at home [kid characters]: I hate this fucking family .... [kid characters] in the car with [parental figure character 2]: McDonald’s! McDonald’s! McDonald’s! [parental figure character 2]: (pulls into drive through) [kid characters]: (cheering) [parental figure character 2]: One black coffee please .... [kid characters] in the car with [parental figure character 3]: McDonald’s! McDonald’s! McDonald’s! [parental figure character 3]: McDonald’s! McDonald’s! McDonald’s! 

“she’s [x]” “who?” “the girl reading this”

why weren’t you at elf practice????

you know i had to do it to em (i never saw this one but everyone was talking about it)

that fucking zootopia comic

asking for bitcoin

dave strider for senate (he lives in my fucking state i could fucking vote for him holy shit. @ my fellow washingtonians DO NOT JUST VOTE FOR HIM AS A JOKE PLEASE BE SERIOUS ABOUT VOTING AND ONLY VOTE FOR HIM IF YOU REALLY SUPPORT HIM)

if you start playing [song] at 11:[xx]:[xx] on New Year's Eve, [climactic part of the song] will play at exactly midnight. start 2018 right!

"[character] is [x]" i say into the mic ‪the crowd boos, yelling at me to get off the stage. i begin to walk off in shame when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room. ‪"they’re right” they say. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the 6th row stands: [person with authority over the character].

[specialmindz]

“Ooooh! Look at dat bunny baby Snas!”

“Mmnahh..gag..”

“heh, it’s a cutie all right,” said Sans smiling as the baby continued to gurgle. Apparently it had just woken up from a nap.

I wish my brother took naps.

“Dat baby’s fluffy as hell lady!”

“Um, uh..thank yo-”

“Where you get these fluffy babies? You gots two and now you gets twee?! Where da’ baby store at?!”

“W-well-”

“*sniiiiiff*”

“Please..don’t do that Sans.”

“TELL ME WHERE DA’ BABY STORE AT!”

“volume lil’ bro.”

“Why don’t you ask your parents where the babies come from?” asked the mother rabbit nervously.

They’ve so much energy…

“I KNOWS where babies come from! Daddy says babies come from da’ store like erything else, but I can’t FINDS it! I looks and I looks, but I can’t finds it nowheres!”

“Ha ha ha ha ha!”

“the baby store huh?”

“Yep! Didn’t you know dat Snas? You buy da’ babies at the secret store…”

“heh heh heh, no i didn’t know that pap.”

Bro’s so cute… 

“Is too! The store like a secret cwub and you can only gets in if you go with someone you loves…”

“Awww!”

“You can also gets em’ online if you go to the Deep Web.”

“….”

“the what…?”

“Dat’s probly where Daddy get us cause’ nobody love him.”

“papyrus!”

“Daddy say I’s da’ worst purchase he ever maked-”

“Let’s change the subject-”

“Cept’ for Snas.”

“….”

“He gotted the two for one deal online, but they sends him cwap babies. Snas’ font don’t work and he be cweepy-”  

“Would you like to hold the baby Papyrus?”

Papyrus’s eyes lit up. “Yeah! I gonna holds it real good! Look Snas, watch the baby!” Papyrus carefully cradled the newly born rabbit in his arms, being careful to support it’s neck, much to the mother’s surprise. 

“Eerrah…?” The baby looked at him warily.

“Hellwoe baby, you’s so cute! Erybody gonna love you cause’ you’s a bunny and nobody hate bunnies. How old you be?”

“He’s-”

“I asked the baby.” 

“bro…!”

“Heh heh ha ha ha! It’s alright Sans, he WAS talking to my little one after all,” said the innkeeper laughing.

Still… 

“pap needs to learn some manners, he’s getting so rude…”

“Baby not wude!” exclaimed Papyrus angrily.

“You’re a baby?”

“Course’ I’s a baby! Look at dis butt! I gots a tiny hiney and tiny hands and tiny feets-”

“But you’re a little tall to be a baby don’t you think? You’re probably a toddler.”

“Well you’s a widdle ugly to be a bunny, and he probably found!”  

“papyrus no!”

“Heh heh ha ha ha! Okay, that was a little rude.”

“you’re getting out of hand baby bro,” said Sans embarrassed. “these days if you aren’t threatening people or interrupting them, you’re bossing them around! dad might take you back to the store if you don’t behave you know…”

“Sans!”

“Is too dat da’ baby still innerrupt peoples, but Muder teachin’ me to be good and I’s getting better! You don’t know what you’s talkin’ bout’ Snas. Isn’t that right bunny baby?”

“Gha-roo?”

“mother? is that what you said?”

We don’t have a mother…

“Yep, Muder teaches the manners and gives me sweets when I’s good! She real nice-”

“we don’t have a mother papyrus, who is this person you’re talking about?”

It can’t be the lady who runs the store here in Snowdin, Papyrus always calls her the cinnabun lady…

Who the hell…?

It bothered Sans that someone, ANYONE, would take it upon themselves to look after his little brother..especially with the rumors about him still flying around. So far Papyrus had scared or killed everyone off in the lab and the grieving families and terrified survivors made it known all over the Underground. His brother was on his best behavior with the rabbit family, but everyone else learned to avoid him a long time ago as dogs in Snowdin disappeared and the puzzles in Hotland begun to mysteriously malfunction due to baby toys being shoved between the gears. 

Who would want to risk their life taking care of a baby that isn’t even theirs?

The jumping platform puzzles sometimes sent monsters who used them hurling into the lava where their dust couldn’t even be collected, causing most monsters who couldn’t survive such temperatures to try and find an alternate route to work or school. Protests against his brother had been common for a long time until finally the king gathered everyone in the Underground and said something that turned Sans’ soul to ice.

“Okay child, apologize to all the people now,” said Asgore lifting the baby bones up to the mic.

“I’s not a child, I’s a baby!”

“Oh dear, my mistake, heh heh ha. You’re so intelligent I sometimes forget you’re just an infant!”

“Babies aren’t stupid, YOU’S stupid!”

“c’mon bro…”

“Just tell your lie Papyrus so we can all go home.”

“!!!!”

Asgore knows Papyrus can make people believe his lies, but he’s a guy! He can’t BE a mother! 

“The purple lady big Buther! She a classy lassy!”

“purple..lady…?”

I don’t know anyone like that…

“h-how come i’ve never met her bro?”

If this person’s real, they’re a freaking psycho.

“She only take care of babies. Mamma spidies don’t look after children and she likes to cook big people’s into doughnuts-” 

“Sans can I talk to you a minute alone please?”

“Hey! I’s talkin’ over here!”

“I’m sorry dear, but this is important. Can you look after the baby alone for a minute or two?”

“you’re leaving your baby with papyrus?!”

“It’s VERY IMPORTANT Sans.”

“uh, okay…”

The mother rabbit led Sans upstairs to the second floor of the inn.

“is this about the purple-lady?”

“Yes it is,” said the mother rabbit quietly. “You said you don’t have a mother and your father sounds…”

“like a prick.”

“Yes.”

“okay, so?”

“So it’s common for children to have imaginary friends when they’re lonely, and your brother may be pretending to have a mother because he doesn’t like his father.”  

“ohhhh!”

I didn’t think of that!

That’s kinda sad actually…

“I think it’d be best to just let him pretend, okay? We don’t want him to feel unloved, especially with all these horrible rumors around! My husband I’m ashamed to say, was a part of the war against skeletons and there are a lot of people here who still don’t-”

“huh?”

“What?”

“what war? what are you talking about?”

Oh dear. 

“Um, never mind darling! Just look after your brother alright? He needs your love and support.”

“yes ma’m. i’ll try my best.”

“*Sigh*” The mother rabbit pet Sans affectionately on the head. “You’re such a good boy Sans, I wish more people were like you. Listen, if you ever need to talk-”

“i’ll be fine. it’s not as bad as pappy makes it sound, dad’s just a smartass, he doesn’t put us in cages or anything, heh.”

“Oh good, I was worried for a bit! We don’t want you or your brother growing up to be crazy sociopaths do we? Heh heh ha ha ha!”

“……”    

“Well let’s go back downstairs before your brother takes to kidnapping. *giggle* I think he might want a baby of his own~”

“well i can’t help him with that, unless you wanna do me a favor.”

“…..”

“i’m sorry.”

“…Don’t worry child, keep practicing. You’re Comic Sans, you’ll be funny someday I just know it!”

Ow.

“NO BABY, DON’T EAT DA’ SCARF! I COOKS YOU FOR BREAKFAST!!”

“Go get him please, and remember what I said about taking care of your brother.”

“yes ma’m, i’ll take good care of him, i promise.”

Sans went back downstairs.

Alright, I’m guessing you’re all wondering why I obviously used my own art here instead of paying tribute to someone else’s with my mini stories as per usual. Well that’s because the artist had a problem with people posting their art so I took theirs down out of respect...even though I spent an hour on the story beneath it. 

I tried making a replica in photoshop in order to salvage the story, but adobe’s being a bitch and lagging, so the art came out badly. Hard to select, erase, or generally do anything with something when you have to move your mouse over the small part you wanna change for a full two minutes (I spent hours trying to make it look like Sans WASN’T aiming to look at the innkeeper’s boobs). -_-