#how do u find a nether fortress. Please.
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audie minecraft update: went on a trip to the nether. found a bastion! looted it! didnt get much. but i did get two ancient debris! (how make netherite?) died twice but quit without saving both times so didnt lose anything. did not find a nether fortress (the whole purpose of going to the nether in the first place) (please pleaseee i have FIFTEEN ENDERPEARLS i JUST NEED BLAZE RODS) all in all mostly successful tho? i guess?
#how do u find a nether fortress. Please.#i think im gonna make a new portal spawn somewhere else or smth cuz ive explored the area around my portal soooo much#audie sucks at minecraft
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the empty text box answer hall of fame
over 400 of y’all took my stupid uquiz. why.
an anon ask requested me to show my favourite answers to the little text box at the end so i spent like two and a half hours going through every single answer AGAIN since i hadn’t screenshotted any while looking through them the first time. you idiots are so funny and lovely people and here is a big post going through some iconic answers. i hope this can be entertaining but also it is mostly just for me lol
first of all, in one of the questions i mention that i often leave “i fucked ur mom” in the empty text boxes at the end of most uquizes. this then resulted into 43 of you leaving “i fucked ur mom” in the textbox in some way or another and one person asking: “i wonder how many people wrote “i fucked ur mom” after what you said earlier”. some favourite variations of this include:
as a wise uquiz maker once said “I fucked ur mom”
to quote u, i fucked ur mom <3
i fucked your mom but i thought it was you anyways the pussy was bomb
as I was fucking your mom, I realised that I truly am the sexiest bitch alive
i didn’t fuck your mom, but i did make sure she got home safely <3
and a bonus i also enjoyed: Can you ask your mom if she’s single
no, my mother is not single, and i really hope none of you actually fucked her. that being said i laughed at these every time thank you so much
these next ones i just want to talk about even though the original sender will most likely not even see them. or they just need some context. i just need peace of mind
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the first question of the quiz was my favourite one to do because kpop songs are sometimes absolutely fucking bonkers and i wanted to showcase that it was hilarious!!!! i can confirm that not all kpop is like that. i specifically chose the funky ones because i think it does add to character and that is something that i can simultaneously enjoy and also laugh at. but kpop also has amazing lyrics!! it’s not all one thing and kpop is super diverse. i didn’t personally know some of the songs i put in there, i just knew their funky lyrics so i cannot speak for fm but also what the fuck was that song
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as you should. carry on. i was very threatening with “do not leave it empty you bitch”
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this one was just cute!! idk if you’re going to see this person who sent it but my native language is finnish. chuu is an icon.
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one of my questions was if you were a wizard what would you say when you cast a spell and one of those answers was fuck you. this person took it to the next level and i loved it so much i couldn’t stop smiling at this one
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listen i’m fuckin trying
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this person just completed the assignment. left me a wonderful love letter
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and last but not least, this person did everything i told them to do in the actual question. a+ incredible performance!!!
if i could i’d put in all the screenshots i took but since there is a photo limit i believe, i will just write them out exactly as they are. moving on, here are just some random ones that i really enjoyed:
i’m your father, luke
i am so sad, i dont have enough white beads to make a little 3d seed beed chicken sitting down ): i even arranged all the beads i stole from my mom by color, it took me 3 days, and now i cant even make a little chicken ): a little seed beed chicken )’:
you’ll meet the king of fungi in 34 days
today i managed tp find the nether fortress and collect 10 blazerods. im about to beat minecraft for the forst time in my life
Dude every question of this was a riot I love you
Bro I’m just here for the vibe
I think dogs should be able to vote
i killed a man lol
Pebis.
jack sparrow pirates of the caribbean was confirmed some flavor of homo way back when which means HE was disney’s first gay character yet they refuse to give pirates of the caribbean the credit it deserves and they refuse to my calls where I try and tell them they simply must have jack sparrow pirates of the caribbean kiss a man directly on the lips in the next movie
ehhhhhh I’m evil penis boy im gonna steal your penis
I love you, no homo. The homo costs extra
Yo check this out *<|:) he’s in a party hat
theres way too many kpop references in this quiz
\_/____ it’s a slug
that was the weirdest quiz i’ve taken in a while and i truly enjoyed it
My cat is meowing at me i thin i’m going to die today
FUCK (are you pleased)
I wish I was a nac Mac feegle but more than that I wish I could enjoy being a nac Mac feegle
I forgot what this quiz is about already
I hated these questions and have lost 10000 years of my life answering them (no but thanks for the quiz!!!)
on god I was gonna choose the ‘cuddling stray kittens’ option for the how do u sleep question but then I remembered that I actually did sleep in a refrigerator box on my bedroom floor for months when I was like 9 :/ throwback!!!
when i was 7 i put my hand in a food processor while it was running to “see what would happen” and somehow im 28 and still have all my fingers and toes
this last one deserves its own moment. it’s the best message i got:
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congrats on the phd doctor bitch!!!
along with all of these messages, i got a lot of song recs (thank you sm!!) and i got so many lovely messages from people saying they liked the quiz or just other generally nice things and i can’t explain how much serotonin these answers have given me. just wanna thank everyone who took the time to write something in there i loved it!!!!!!!
#honestly these all made me so happy#barely anyone will see this post#its just for me#it is very personal#eh ill still tag uquiz#it wont clog up anyones look through the tag#i put a cut there for a reason#uquiz
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u void lyrics
the blood inside the fortress dancer still at home living with the ashes spent her last paycheck getting blasted stealing cigarettes and fake lashes local singles looking for some action fragile hes an ex cop without a saddle always so polite and tactful true intentions hidden like a phantom the beginning of the end of this cancer the blood inside the fortress vicous at her place getting down to business left hand rubbing on his pigskin everything goes black in an instant waking up in his own sweat and sickness morning got a scalpel underneath your foreskin goldilocks is making you some porridge summoning your insides to the surface lilith born in the blood inside the fortress the blood in the fortress having sex in your dissected corpse the forces i do it for the children i do if for the thrill i do it cuz i like it cuz i was born to kill pigs
a ring of fire this must be hell a coiled scorpion stung by its tail fetal position poisoning myself my corpse is lying in a roach motel self destruction or self defense teach me the method perforate my head self destruction or self defense isolation the creature I’ve become centipede circling serpentine part of me forcibly surfacing part of me sobering sorcery artery murdering therapy blood let save me dried up fading away give me the womb give me the cure losing my vision mental cataracts almost feeling than my mind attacks psychic leeches tell me im a hack cut me open while im on my back self destruction or self defense teach me the method perforate my head self destruction or self defense isolation the creature ive become blood let save me dried up fading away give me the womb give me the cure give me death
im a deer in the headlights im a deer in the sheets im the deer and the headlights im the rotting corpse in the street smoking bed bugs then we fuck out of focus i can’t wake up i die in wet dreams i hate your love so i ate your soul like a succubus fight or flight sexlife do or be did we fuck like were being held hostage im fucking exhausted we fuck like were being held hostage im fucking exhausted we fuck like were being held hostage the neighbors are watching we fuck like were being held hostage the neighbors are killing me im a thorn in your pocket i am dread summon my demons under your breath i see two paths and choose the left when im in love i break my neck fight or flight sexlife do or be did we fuck like were being held hostage im fucking exhausted we fuck like were being held hostage the neighbors are watching we fuck like were being held hostage im fucking exhausted we fuck like were being held hostage the neighbors are killing me touching me pleasing me heresy enemies feeding me secretly part of me never seen all i need fantasy killing me im a deer in the headlights im a deer in the sheets im the deer and the headlights im the rotting corpse in the street im a deer
our tyrants suffocate what’s in your lungs nazi scum suffocate what’s in your lungs nazi scum ugly fucker karma suffer reign is ending fortress destroyer get on your knees fortress destroyer i want to watch you bleed fortress destroyer kill pigs plant seeds suffocate what’s in your lungs nazi scum
my ugliness is not my fault i know god just made me wrong bang my head against the wall i hate myself the more you talk wear me out turn me on grab the knife grab the salt fuck my head until its raw youre taking over all my thoughts fake it online make It offline is it all just smoke and mirrors am i victim of your theater retribution for your bliss i consumed it all just like a tick youre me improved it makes me sick you turn my heart into a fist you need to know how i have felt ill drag you down with me to hell fake it online make it offline you thrive while i die ill thrive when you die i can’t look away go ahead call the police i stayed within the policies study social alchemy manifest imposter dreams more of you is all I need a fix of your reality ill get mine you will see and climax leaving you on seen fake it online make it offline you thrive while i die ill thrive when you die i can’t look away
i see your guts but see no passion your inside out viscera fashion shibuya meltdown tokyo plastered 7 am still huffing plasma system purge stop smoking dirt in the synapse the terror lurks juggle poison and fireworks dance with the devil and die with a smirk ill rot and fuck up my life but i thrive inside thie terror i am a wasted universe i am not a lost cause watch me splatter life is a dream i spit out teeth south of the border im at peace in the pit the fire breather solders the nexus of global freaks system purge stop smoking dirt in the synapse the terror lurks juggle poison and fireworks dance with the devil and die with a smirk
ill rot and fuck up my life but i thrive inside the terror i am a wasted universe i am not a lost cause watch me splatter cannon fodder going harder its my calling sorry father ill rot drunk broke and happily living like im cannon fodder
let them in kill all borders imperial demise 2020 worldwide fucker kill all borders all nations must die
i light my wick in bondage laying in the pit i stay haunted the perfect fix the essence feel wax drip momentary heaven im slipping through the cracks so far down the rabbit hole another lantern comes crashing crashing down strike a match cover me with kerosene playing with fire i become the effigy suspended animation secret acts of desecration recursive immolation autoerotic decapitation scratching my skin until i bleed a tormenting itch that never leaves burn the temple down and I’ll be free strike a match cover me with kerosene playing with fire i become the effigy i can hear the devil the speak why dont you run away with me
cut out
my eyes bleed out offline i talk to the mirror i communicate with the dead grave digging my psyche plunging the depths of my head abysslicker im never finished licking deeper the well is leaking conscious-sickness the void is creeping growing deeper so i shit meaning im fully in it now im fully in it i reach down my throat and remove the world and the planet reveals itself in its dying breath says i am hell fortress fucker eldritch shit kill em all be the nemesis shapeshifter the lord flayer a new religion the astral killer im fully in it now im fully in it im feeding off it im leeching off it im reeling off it im living off it out of nothing i shit meaning im fully in it now im fully in it
crushing your skull underneath my foot im finally free i take back my time, my soul and everything you stole from me find salvation underneath my golden shower i hereby banish you to the nether regions of this realm my world will forget the age you made it a living hell find salvation underneath my golden shower keep my my name out of your mouth you fucking coward suck my shit i removed your head and spine with a psionic blade cut you to pieces and left you in an unmarked grave find salvation underneath my golden shower keep my my name out of your mouth you fucking coward i don’t want you on my dick so suck my shit suck my shit
what lies beneath like shit and bile only comes out when im alone i disappear step out of time come back with a little less of my soul silent forces psychic warfare my skin is flush and feels so warm temptations such a fucking war i numb myself so ill ignore thoughts that cut through me like a sword silent forces psychic warfare cut throat exposed hidden voices speak your mind for the first tim there’s a panic in my bones the horrors coming back i feel it in the cold hammered golem sober collar in the street face downwhile the mountains getting taller howling like a gibbon headshot through the brick fracture in the forehead i self destruct in bliss batsu punished ill pretend till I’m dead sell out cash checks get mine before it ends all jelly limbs and no benefits self control my mortal enemy its getting hyperreal and time is catching up my enemies are moving in and i don’t give a fuck batsu punished ill pretend till I’m dead burn out tailspin my dreams are full of shit murder natural patterns bad habits pass through my bladder i spilled your blood nothing happened where’s my ticket up the ladder murder natural patterns bad habits pass through my bladder i spilled your blood nothing happened where’s my ticket up the ladder batsu punished ill pretend till I’m dead sell out cash checks get mine before it endsm batsu punished ill pretend till I’m dead burn out tailspin my dreams are full of shit
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list of things i want added/changed to minecraft (probably not a complete list)
- improved weather - dyable wooden planks? like “purple stained oak plank” - SIDEWAYS SLABS - more biomes and mobs obv - a new boss (i propose a nether serpent) - seasons? - bring back customized worlds for 1.13 - editable length of day - more types of stairs and slabs (im p sure theyre gonna work on this anyway) - MORE FLOWERS - more types of trees - more types of crops (like corn) - more food options - make it so animals sometimes breed on their own - this is kinda specific but i wish when u cut down a tree there’s a chance that a sapling that drops plants itself. so it’s kinda like the forest regrows itself - more stuff to do/explore in the nether bc theres really not a whole lot to do there besides go to a fortress - i want?? rivers to actually flow. give us flowing source blocks - a command to let your pets wander around bc whenever i get a dog i just sit it down and it Never Moves From That Spot Ever - more enchantments! i want enchantments for bows that allow you to draw more quickly and to sometimes shoot more than one arrow - adding onto the last one, BOMB ARROWS. let us combine arrows with tnt - a brewing overhaul. not sure what i just want it to be more Inch resting and Fun - more to do in the deserts cause the only thing there are temples and villages - also make it so villages spawn in more biomes. I wanna find a snow village and a mountain village - some new weapons? how about a spear that has a longer range than a sword. can also maybe be tossed. (now that i think about it i suppose spears would just be weaker tridents) - also they WERE going to add this but for some reason they didnt: QUIVERS. let us carry one with us so we dont have to take up inventory space with arrows - change the way you get music discs bc it makes No Sense that it drops from a creeper killed by a skeleton. maybe a villager could sell it. - i liked this idea! when a hostile mob spawns there’s a chance it spawns passive, so u can have a pet spider than wont attack at night, or a ghast friend to fly with you in the nether :) - give farm animals some mob mentality please? make them run away when u kill one of their kind near them. make them sometimes attack u if ur not careful. - more baby hostile mobs! baby zombies are the bane of everyones existence but i think baby skeletons, creepers, spiders and endermen would be SO CUTE
this is all i can really think of right now so if u have more to add Feel Free :-)
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Roleplay Server Log #397
"Nether Rescue, Plucked Phoenix, Pineapple Curl”
[Winston] Dispatches of a couple of wither skeletons that had charged them at the top of the fortress-
[Helm] - forcably guides Legion into the fortress halls, which other than Winston, is eerily quiet - There should no one in here, the battle wiped everyone out. Why are they here?
[Winston] - Just because they were wiped out in the past doesn't mean a few wouldn't come back. For awhile this would be the safest place if there were very few here
[Helm] - frowns, remembering their not to distant past - There are far more than any of us liked, the meanest biggest one commands the rest. They control... Or rather attempt to, the other mob's... And not obeying isn't an option. That's why I left when I had a chance.
[Winston] - Don't worry, I will not allow you to be dragged back into all of this
[Helm] I'm more worried they found Sammn.
[Doc] if there's Someone making trouble here I'm happy to take them out. I don't need the headache of organized hostile mobs.
[Winston] - If it comes down to it, the Matter can take command here
[Helm] The only thing preventing that is most of my kin... aren't the brightest. The Skells spent more time coraling them & getting them to listen than working on more elaborate plans.
[Sammn] - drags herself up & starts trying to figure out a way out. It doesn't take long to figure out she's in a small 3x3 sealed space. Putting her head against the warm wall, she struggles to listen for any sounds.
[Doc] Is following her signal and hir boots ring sharply on the nether brick floor. - I don't think involving Cp is necessary.
[Winston] - For now
[Doc] Rounds on him- no, not ever. If i have to rage around here myself to put things in order I will. I'm not having Cp organize an army under my nose and then bitch about how stressed out he is. I hate to pull this card, but I pay the rent here. He doesn't.
[Sammn] - thinks she hears faint voices, but can't be sure. Not knowing what was surrounding her, she doesn't want to risk teleporting. Drawing her knife, she starts striking the wall, giving off a dull ringing -
[Winston] - I am not arguing with you Doctor, just stating what I know works
[Legion] - has lagged behind, stopping in an intersection. Giving a look toward the others, it hops down a different hall -
[Doc] Glances back- unless you want to be lost you better get your cubic butt back here.
[Legion] - grumbles but slowly hops back -
[Winston] - How much farther Doctor?
[Doc] She's very close... Sammn?
[Winston] Keeps an eye on their surroundings-
[Sammn] - hears something and starts hitting the wall harder -
[Winston] Turns his head towards one of the walls, hearing the thuds- Doctor...
[Helm] - goes over to the wall, listening - What is that?
[Doc] I'm gonna find out- They start breaking the wall away with gusto. - Hang on, we're coming!
[Sammn] - hears louder voices and backs up -
[Doc] Breaks through the wall- Sammn! Are you hurt???
[Sammn] - blinks in surprise - Doc? What are you doing here?
[Helm] - peaks into the hole and sighs in relief - We have been looking for you.
[Doc] Looking for you! You've been missing for days. Your pigman friend and pet bird were beating the fuck out of Legion because they thought it did something to you.
[Sammn] Days? - stumbles out - And why where you beating Legion, Helm? [Helm] Cause since it did this - looks annoyed as they point out her arm with the blackened area on her wrist - you have been acting strange. Then you suddenly disappear and it ran off.
[Doc] Do you remember anything?
[Sammn] I remember thinking I needed to get somewhere I could think without it hurting. - looks confused - But, now... It's started again.
[Legion] Our mark should not be causing pain.
[Doc] Either way, I think we should get out of here.
[Winston] - Agreed, I can hear others farther down
[Doc] Shall we take the fast way now that we're not worried about wrecking or being noisy?
[Helm] Yes, the faster the better.
[Doc] Goes back down the hall a little. And shapeshifts, breaking the ceiling away and then headbutting a wall so the blocks make a crude slope back down to the shore of the lava lake-
[Helm] - climbs out, stopping to help Sammn -
[Legion] - growls and starts hopping it's way down, slipping halfway and tumbling the rest of the way down -
[Doc] Oooch. I'd help you but you said it's not safe to touch you. - they scuttle down the slope and protect the others as they run back to the portal.
[Winston] Traverses the terrain easily-
[Legion] - more grumbling as it rights itself -
[Doc] Picks up a block and uses it to push Legion fully upright.
[Legion] - flails at the block - Cease, we are fine.
[Sammn] - watches them, then turns to look around the area. When she does, it becomes clear there is a large red stain on her side, with several small holes burned into her dress.
[Doc] Sniffs at her. - You are very injured... -They hurry her to the gate- Go inside. I'll go last-
[Helm] - shuffles her ahead and through -
[Winston] Steps through as well-
[Legion] - follows -
[Doc] Shrinks down and changes hir mode to survival again briefly before crossing through.
[Mb] Is loafing on the other side. - Have fun chuckleheads?
[Sammn] - once thru, groans in pain - [Legion] - stares at Sammn's side - The Mark has been triggered again.
[Doc] Do you know what it's responding too?
[Legion] - it's orange eye looks at Doc - She was our Host. What triggers it, we do not know, but it prevented us from taking full control.
[Doc] Geeze... And you said I can't heal it for you...? What if I tried to numb it by cutting your connection to that part of your skin?
[Sammn] I don't know, you can try.
[Mb] How bout you get the fuck out of my place first?
[Doc] Yes, yes. Come on, let's go to my house.
[Winston] - If you do not mind, I will return to my Master's place
[Doc] If you wish, thank you for your help Winston.
[Winston] Nods respectfully before heading off-
[Doc] Offers Sammn an arm and helps her walk the short distance to the side door.
[Sammn] - each step makes her flinch more and more. At the door, she pulls away from Doc. - Stop, stop.
[Doc] What? What's the matter?
[Sammn] When you touched my arm, it got worse. Considerably.
[Doc] Pulls away uncertainly - Am I the one setting it off???
[Sammn] I don't know, it has been hurting on and off as I've been traveling around. Out by my place, it hurts less. Over here, it's constant.
[Doc] Is it proximity to Herobrines in general?
[Sammn] - looks worried - That would make sense, but why?
[Legion] -garble-laughs as it's orange eye glows - It is his Mark, His summoner.
[Doc] So... it's trying to keep you out of the influence of other brines? Maybe?
[Sammn] - looks angry - I am rapidly getting tired of this.... I can't think straight, I can't sleep. I can't remember why? I'm beginning to think it would have been better to just have left me wherever you found me.
[Doc] Looks rather hurt - I'm just trying to help... I think we need to find your friend. And if you're that desperate.... I know a place with no brines and you won't be expected to do anything.
[Sammn] - tries to calm down - I'm not ungrateful Doc, I know you are not the cause of my issues. No one here is. My apologies... I just feel broken.
[Doc] Wilts- I know that feeling all too well.... But my offer stands. No brines.
[Sammn] - shakes head - No. Trying to avoid it hasn't helped, so maybe it's time to confront it head on.
[Doc] I wonder what would happen if you got close to the big summoner?
[Sammn] Big summoner?
[Doc] Points to the high skinny tower behind the shrine. There's a black beacon at the top of it ringed by flaming netherrack- It's mostly full of slime blocks but there's a basic summoner tower at the top and a special reversed summoner TLOT built for Steve.
[Sammn] At this point, I'm willing to try. It's either that or get someone to look at my dreams.
[Doc] Let's try this first and then bug Cp. I wonder if... - Xe calls for Deerheart over the chat.
[Deer] Responds and starts making her way towards them-
[Doc] Waits for hir mate-
[Deer] - Comes out- Yes love? What do you need?
[Doc] For some reason me touching Sammn is paining her. Sammn? Can you just graze Deerheart and see if it's the same with her?
[Sammn] - reaches out and touches her, then shakes her head - Nothing. Who's the next closest Brine?
[Doc] Well I was thinking... Deerheart? Can you fly Sammn over near the summoner?
[Deer] - Sure, I can do that- She steps away and shifts her shape- Climb on Sammn
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[Sammn] - climbs on -
[Deer] Flies her up to the summoner- Here we go
[Sammn] - braces herself, expecting the worse -
-At the top of the tower the golden summoner burns merrily and it's diamond echo glitters in the sunlight above the room-
[Sammn] - can feel some weird pull - How close can you get?
[Deer] - I can knock out some of the glass and you can go right in if you want?
[Sammn] Please.
[Deer] Carefully knocks out a couple blocks and gets close enough for Sammn to jump in-
[Sammn] - jumps in and stumbles as the pull gets stronger. Walks toward the golden summoner, each step increasing the pull. Reaching out, the symbol on her side flares bright red and burns her dress over it. Forcing herself to touch the summoner, she screams but keeps her grip. For one brief second, anyone sensative to the summoner feels its pull and it's gone. Sammn releases her grip and plops down, dazed.
[CP] In chat- Who's fucking doing what now!?
[Mb] chat- Stop playing with that fucking thing!!!
[TLOT] chat- Is someone in trouble?
[Sammn] - blinks a few times then slowly manages to access chat - I think u were right doc that hurt
[Doc] Is fretting. - You called out at least. The summoner does reach beyond the server when it's used intentionally. The only way to increase the range is to.. throw a live animal on the fire....
[Helm] - is freaking out - What!
[CP] In chat- You'd just call me if you did that Doc
[Doc] chat- You're not the only Herobrine that likes a sacrifice Cp.
[Mb] Chat- Yeah, I like a good BBQ.
[Sammn] - closes eyes and hears something, not with her ears. It's a faint voice, fimilar but she can't make out any words. Opening her eyes, she types in chat - Doc I can hear someone
[Doc] chat- That's a good start. Can you get a sense of a direction? Or understand what they're saying?
[Sammn] direction sorta words no
[Deer] Quietly- Sammn? Do you need help getting out?
[Sammn] - looks up and tries to get up, fails and plops back down - Probably. Don't feel like I have the energy to do much but sit. Sorry.
[Deer] Shifts back and slips inside- It's okay, I'll take you to one of the recovery rooms if you want
[Buff] Peeks up from the stairwell- Is everyone okay up here?
[Deer] - Ah, perfect timing Buff, do you think you can help me move Sammn?
[Sammn] - looks dazedly at Buff -
[Buff] Sure! I'd love to help. - He notices the big bloodstain- You look hurt! I'll be gentle. - He scoops her up as easily as a kitten and cradles her to his huge chest. - Where are we going too?
[Deer] - The recovery rooms downstairs
[Buff] Absolutley! -Starts walking downstairs.
[Doc] in chat- Is everything okay over there?
[Deer] In chat- For the most part yes, I'm having Buff help me move Sammn to a recovery room
[Doc] Good- They glance over- Legion, Helm, you two should still come inside.
[Helm] - darts toward the door in a panic -
[Legion] As you wish.
[Doc] And if you want food ASK. I have pets, leave them alone.
[Buff] Takes Sammn all the way across the house and down to a warm room near the lava pools in the lab.
[Sammn] - is mumbling - The lieutenants needs to move the others .. (mumble) Only the knights... (mumble)
[TLOT] Hears them coming and comes up the stairs with Steve to check on them- Oh dear.
[Steve] Sammn?
[Buff] Poor thing.
[Deer] - I wouldn't get too close TLOT
[TLOT] Okay.... - he stays outside the door to the room.
[Sammn] - mumbles - Take the king out first...
[Steve] Is she dreaming about chess?
[TLOT] I can find out? - He brushes her mind to see what's going on.
- Sees a castle under seige, a flash of people fighting next to mobs, attacking armored people. Normal people are running away. A cowering old man, dressed in red and royal blue, begging. Then what looks like a Steve attacking. Halls rushing by, then a room with 2 figures: a Brine, on the ground with a Notch moving toward them with a glowing hammer. Running, a shield rising and the hammer shattering it while someone screams "no", then nothing -
[TLOT] Uses his abilities to relay the image to Doc and Cp. Steve, Buff and Deerheart also get the gist of it since they're nearby.
[CP] Responds with a sharp mental jab- AM I SERIOUSLY NOT ALLOWED FIVE MINUTES OF PEACE!?
[TLOT] Winces- OOOWWW! Don't fucking do that!
[CP] - THEN STOP INTERUPTING ME!
[Doc] Is at the top of the stairs and unsure how to get Legion down them.
[Legion] - leers at the steps, then sighs - Move, Doctor. - with its tentacles, it tips itself and flop falls down to land surprisingly, upright. Another annoyed sigh and it hops out of the way.
[Doc] Sorry. I feel bad not helping... - They follow it down and then stand with TLOT in the doorway.
[Helm] - comes racing behind, looking for Sammn -
[Doc] She's right here Helm, it's okay.
[Steve] Yikes!
[Helm] - comes to sudden halt seeing her, then turns to sign - Are you sure?
[Steve] OH! - He signs to the pigman- She's just passed out.
[Helm] - frets - I don't like this, but as long as she's ok.
[Doc] We'll look after her.
[Violet] Comes up behind them with a bit of a bony rattle-
[Buff] Tucks the blanket over Sammn a bit.
[Deer] - Just let her rest for now
[Buff] I'll sit with her for a bit. I wasn't doing anything much.
[Helm] - darts over and sits on the floor next to the bed. Then signs to Legion - Don't make me go looking for you demon! I will have Wright rip your eyes off! [Legion] - grumbles, but tucks its tentacles into itself and leers at Helm with its blue eye - As you demand, beast.
[TLOT] No need for fighting or insults. I'm more concerned about Sammn right now.
[Deer] - Come on, we should leave them be for now
[Doc] Stands back so the others can leave the room.
[Buff] Stays with Sammn-
[Steve] Gestures vaguely at Legion- Um????
[Doc] Just don't touch them.
-NK has reached out mentally for TLOT, and upon finding him places a single query that translates to "Where are you?" -
-After a moment it's appended to "I'm ready to take your offer on looking through my memories, if you're still offering."-
[TLOT] Stops placing blocks and responds mentally. - I'm in the desert working on the dinosaur pen. If you want to come over.
[Yaunfen] Is playing with Fru, trying to keep them occupied.
[Waffles] Tries busking on Steve and almost knocks him over.
[Steve] Hey!
[NK] -I'll be over in a minute. Thank you.-
[Yaunfen] What's going on?
[TLOT] Nk needs a hand with something.
[Steve] It's okay Yaunfen, I'll keep working.
-Nk comes trudging over a hill toward the group, A lightfoot is scuttling along after him-
[TLOT] hops up on the wall and points at a small sandhill a little ways away that will let him climb up on the edge of the partially built wall.
[Yaunfen] Peeks over- Hi Nk! [dragon form]
[Nk] -Is quick to make it over, the lightfoot huffs since they can't before taking off- Hey... Yaunfen, was it?
[Yaunfen] Yep!
[Fru] Also wanders close, snuffling around.
[TLOT] You haven't met Doc's kiddo Nk?
[NK] Oh I have, I just wasn't sure if I remembered the name right. -Sheepish look- -Completely calm as Fru sniff snoffs his hair very close up.-
[Yaunfen] Giggles- This is Fru.
[TLOT] A result of my seed bleeding into theirs apparently. Doc says they're a type of redeye?
[NK] Oh yes, I'd say that for sure. Hello Fru. -Calmly pats Fru as Fru sniff snoffs his hair one more time-
[Fru] Gives Nk's hair a lick and makes a face.
[Yaunfen] BAD.
[TLOT] You're fine as long as you don't have candy on your person.
[NK] Oh you're usually fine with Redeyes as is, as long as you have a scarab. -Pushes his now slimy hair back into place.- Now I was here... about your offer to help me with my memories?
[TLOT] Of course. Let's get down on the ground.
[Yaunfen] I can help! - They grab Nk in their paws and put him on the ground gently-
[TLOT] Just hops down and lets his boots take the brunt of the impact.
-The ground of the pen is already the cake dirt blocks form Yaunfen's seed.-
[Fru] Wanders over to menace Steve a bit-
[Steve] Arrgh!
[Waffles] Is having a noisy drink in the little pond of fizzy soda/water
[NK] Well that's an interesting dirt block. Thank you Yaunfen.
[Yaunfen] You're welcome, and they're tasty too! excuse me! - They pad over quickly to herd Fru away from Steve.
[TLOT] Wait, you know about the scarabs too right? We think we found the equivalent on the candy seed. - He takes out the lollipop with the bug in it and shows it to Nk.
[NK] Of course.. Let me see.... Yes, that looks like it'd definitely be one.
[TLOT] Good. They tend to get a bit out of hand, especially as big as they are. Shall we find a spot in the shade to sit down?
[NK] Sure, after you. I'd also invest in making a copy of it, you'll need it if you accidentally hatch any others like that.
[TLOT] Good call. - He motions for Nk to follow and they go to a far corner of the pen where there are a few scattered chocolate wood blocks by the trap door out. He dusts a bit of loose sugar off one and sits on it.
[Yaunfen] Running Fru in circles with a toy like one would a cat-
-NK sits down himself by TLOT-
[NK] So how does it work?
[TLOT] Shrugs- I'm naturally psychic. And being the native here enhances my abilities. -He focuses on Nk and cocks his head slightly, thinking. His eyes seem to get brighter and brighter until they're all Nk can really focus on. He makes a small gesture like opening a door and digs a little deeper, gently poking around in Nk's thoughts.
-There's a thump as Fru bumps into the the wall.
[Yaunfen] Whoops! Be careful!
[NK] I... see.... -His voice trails off and TLOT finds that once he gets to NK's memories he... can't go any further?-
[TLOT] Hmmmm, you have a sort of..blockage...? Like your memories are knotted up. But it doesn't feel alien. More like you've repressed some memories....
[NK] I... had a feeling that was the issue. I could get to a certain point and just... nothing. People with one of these, -He taps a claw against the diamond in his chest- recall their memories differently... Hmm... Can... Can you fix it? Or give me a hand?
[TLOT] Can you be more specific about how you mean 'differently'? I don't want to damage your brain if it's set up in some strange way.
[Waffles] Wanders over hoping for pets-
[NK] I... It's hard to explain to people who don't have their minds set up this way.... Uhh… Here. -He presses at TLOT's mind and a vague impression crosses over, it's NK standing in an empty room, with a single door infront of him. He's confused, as beyond the door is.. nothing?- That's why I.. finally decided to ask for help. I've never just had... nothing, in my memories. It's... disconcerting.
[TLOT] That's helpful for visualization at least... - He tries again, this time seeing himself next to Nk. He guides the other brine closer to the door in his mind. - Perhaps we just need to look at it from a different angle. - He presses on the wall around the door, moving it inexorably backwards until the door is just free standing in the room. He leads Nk around to the opposite side of the door- Now try opening it from this side.
-Now, they can see something blurry through it, It's nowhere near clear or concise, but it seems to make sense to NK as he takes a tentative step through. He looks back at TLOT as though to invite him through that mental door, if he'd like to join him.-
[NK] It's... Hm.... I don't understand why I would have blocked this out...
[TLOT] Gets the feeling strongly - I'll walk with you. They're just memories. - He follows Nk
-They're fuzzy to TLOT, but the longer he stays with NK, the clearer they seem. Memory NK is pacing back and forth in what looks to be a throne room. TLOT might remember it from a picture Prince showed of a younger Mix. So far it seems.. Bland, almost.-
[Tlot] Adds some power to Nk's recollections, trying to bring them into a sharper relief.
[NK] What are... you doing? -He doesn't seem to notice it get clearer, which implies perhaps he was seeing it fine, and TLOT, outsider to NK's mind, was seeing it differently.-
-Memory NK seems downright livid as he paces, glancing at the throne every turn with a scowl.-
[TLOT] Someone seems very agitated...
[NK] Yes... But I don't know why. I can't tell when this was... -He makes a sliding motion with one hand and the memory seems to jut forward, and Memory NK turns to leave.- Well if it wasn't later on..... -Memory NK walks straight through them both, and NK turns to watch him leave.- Maybe... before?....
[TLOT] Shrugs- It's your mind....
[NK] Or maybe... It was over a large amount of memories... Here, follow. I'm going to skim through... Something had to happen for me to block it out... I don't just go removing access willy nilly… -He starts walking and the memories pass by. There's even one of child Mix being carried over memory NK's shoulder. Still not awful...-
[TLOT] Is just sightseeing, trying not to disturb any infrastructure, he does smile at child Mix though.
-There's... more memories of Mix as a child, just simple things, really. And then the memories start getting.. Odd, structure wise. It's like looking at them through a kaleidoscope...-
[NK] We must be getting close...
[CN] After sending Winston towards Doc has heads inside and goes to his room. He opens the door and peaks in- Firebird?
-Firebird looks up at CN, Hands pausing in picking the blue feathers from his body -
[Firebird] Yes CN?
[CN] Notes the blood welling up where the feathers have been pulled and the feathers scattered about the room- What are you doing?
[Firebird] Removing the feathers, why? - He looks... Bare, with so few feathers. The crest on his head is almost absent, with only a handful of feathers remaining, and his tail is no better.. -
[CN] - You're hurting yourself...
[Firebird] It's fine, CN. Don't worry. What did you come up here for?
[CN] Everyone else is out... And it is my room!- He's trying to discretely type in chat for either Mix or Flowey to come over
[TLOT] This all looks pretty ordinary, I wonder why you blocked it out?
[NK] I... Don't know. But the unstable nature of these memories is... It's odd. Its like I sustained damage to my spell stone. But it's still whole in all these memories.... Maybe if we go straight to the end? - Soon the memories are going by faster than you can make anything clearer out. A flash of Prince, Kraz reclining on a Thorntails back and talking with Memory NK, and then there's nothing. - Oh, that's too far...
[TLOT] You seem to be pretty good at navigating. Are you sure there's something mising?
[NK] I mean... I don't know why else my memory would be messed up... -The memory isn't actually nothing, at a closer inspection it's him out in the void between games. Memory NK lays face down on the "ground"-
[TLOT] Did you just cut it out since you were basically in a sensory deprivation space? That might have saved your sanity being out there so long.
[NK] I... Maybe? But my spell stone is.. Hm. - He bends down to check- oh, it is broken now. Odd. How far....
[TLOT] Yes, I understand it was broken when you were found. Wasn't there some kind of explosion that lodged Prince's bits in other people too?
[NK] That's he thing. I don't know why Prince's were like that. I know I had one but.. Oh, that's already in my hand... -he's poking his own memory hand thoughtfully -
[TLOT] Decides to dig a little deeper and puts a hand on Nk's shoulder to help him remember- It's there... I think you just have to want to know badly enough... - He feeds some of his energy into his brother brine.
-There's a knock on Litch's door-
[Licht] Groans but goes to the door and opens it- Yes? May I help you?
[Postman] Package miss. Can you sign for this please? - Holds out the little machine and stylus.
[Licht] - Uh, sure- She takes the items and signs her name, but she doesn't remember ordering anything
[Postman] Gives her a rather heavy box and smiles politely before going back to her little truck.
[Licht] Brings the package inside and looks at who it's from-
[EAlex] Waits for Licth to come back in before creeping up. - What is it?
-It's addressed to her from 'Collin Street' -
[Licht] - A package I don't remember ordering from...- She puts the box down and grabs a small knife before slicing away the tape
[EAlex] Just watching curiously-
-Inside are two red tins with weird designs on the front.-
[Licht] - The hell?- She pulls out her phone to look up what she's gotten and she see's a message which she opens stating that she'll be getting a package- Well that's helpful...
[EAlex] Reads the phone- Oh, this should have been recieved days ago. Doc ordered cakes?
[Licht] - Oh right, they didn't know what a fruitcake was, that's right
[EAlex] Well it looks like one of them is for us. I guess because they couldn't sign for it themselves?
[Licht] - Because they don't have an address
[EAlex] Gives us another reason to visit I suppose. This tin is super heavy. - She levers it open- Oh! It's so colorful!
[Licht] - Yeah, fruitcake can be. But visiting them will have to wait, I have to be getting to work
[EAlex] Do you mind if I...?
[Licht] - Go ahead, I've had it before
[Firebird] -Picks another feather out-
[CN] Waits nervously, he wants to help, but he has no idea how to make potions, and he doesn't feel comfortable leaving Firebird to go grab some healing flowers-
-It starts to rain outside and there's a lot of pattering as someone rushes into the house and shuts the door-
[CN] Perks up a little and pokes his head out onto the bridge yo see into the main room- Hello?
[Chester] Is soaked and shivering. He's running his shirt through his inventory to dry it.
[CN] - Are you okay?
[Chester] Skitters up towards him a bit and comes onto the bridge- Just got wet. My spider part is fuzzy and it's hard to dry off.
[CN] - Then why not use the lava pool?
[Chester] I was going to. I was just closer to the front door. It's really quiet... where is everyone?
[CN] - Um... Notch has the baby, and I don't know where Lie and CP are...
-There's a crack of thunder outside-
[Chester] I hope they're okay.
[CN] Shrugs-
[Chester] Looks down and his eyes go a bit wide and frightened- There's... Cn... you didn't hurt them... did you?
[CN] - What do you mean?
[Chester] Is a teeny bit poofy- You have blood on your shoes...
[CN] Looks down- Oh, well, Firebird is hurt! But... I don't know how to make potions...
[Chester] Are you sure Lie doesn't have some?
[CN] - I don't know...
[Chester] She's got stuff to do it right? And lots of books?
[CN] - Well, yeah... It's all downstairs in the workroom
[Chester] Do you want to... Like go and see?
[CN] - I don't know... What if Firebird does something while I'm gone? And hurts himself worse?
[Chester] Okay. I'll go. You stay here. - He turns to go into the workroom. He creeps into the shadowed space and the lightning throws his half spider shape in frightening shadows on the wall. He doesn't notice the sleeping figure in the bed, and his teeny claws tap lightly on the stone floor.
[Stevie] Stirs a little-
[Firebird] -Just continuing to absent mindedly pick blue feathers out. Almost all of the back of his head is bare, and his tail is so short. So, so short.-
[Chester] Bumps into the bed accidently with one spindly leg-
[CN] Steps back into the room- Firebird?
[Stevie] Jerks awake- Nether!- He then falls off the bed
[Firebird] -Head turns to look at CN- Hmm?
[CN] - Umm... One of CP's mobs... He's gonna try to get a potion for you...
[Chester] Whoops, sorry! I didn't see you there!
[Stevie] - What are you doing?
[Firebird] Alright CN.
[Chester] Looking for some kind of healing potion or a book on how to make them?
[Stevie] - Why?
[CN] - Please stop Firebird...
[Chester] Because the bird NOTCH is hurt- Thumbs back toward's Cn's room.
[Firebird] But....
[Stevie] - Ugh, okay, hang on a minute. I'll see if there is anything- He gets up and starts digging through the chests near the brewing stand-
[CN] - Your hurting yourself...
[Chester] Taps around a bit nervously. - You're the master's little brother right?
[Stevie] - Er… Yeah, I am- He looks through a few bottles before pulling too healing potions out, ones a regular potion, and the other is a splash potion
[Chester] Was going to shake his hand but it's occupied with bottles now- Chester.
[Stevie] - Right, anyways here are the potions you wanted
[Firebird] But..
[CN] - Please? Can't you just wait for molt?
[Chester] Thank you! Oh, sorry to inturrupt your nap too- He takes the bottles and hurries back up to the bridge-
[CN] Hears Chester approaching- Ah! The potions!
[Chester] Hands them over and catches sight of Firebird- Sir! Do you need a calming draught too? I read someplace birds pluck themselves when they're in distress...
[CN] Looks between the two potions with uncertainty, not sure which to give Firebird-
[Firebird] I'm fine, the regular potion will do.
[CN] Hands it over-
[Chester] Should I... call for someone? You don't look well at all.
[Firebird] -Takes the potion and grimaces at the taste-
-More rain outside, it's really coming down hard, There'a a bit of clattering as two of the skeletal riders go by on their bony horses. -
[CN] Watches nervously-
[Stevie] Comes up- Everything okay?
[Chester] Gestures nervously to the mostly plucked birdman and mouths at Stevie- What do we do???
[Stevie] - I have no idea... Probably just leave him be for now so he can heal
-NK's memories flash by, scenes of NK and Prince working together to evacuate the seed, glitchy broken code everywhere, Panic. Darkness. And NK yelps. Their joined memory exploration is cut, and NK covers his face with a soft "Oh."-
[TLOT] Backs away as well. - I think you need a little time to think about this...
[Steve] Rushes over- Are you guys okay? That seemed a bit abrupt.
[Fru] wiggles away from Yaunfen and hops over a low part of the half-built wall-
[Yaunfen] Nuuuu! - Chasing after them-
[TLOT] Pats Nk supportively- you think on this-
[Steve] Is already running after the dragon and the dinosaur- I'll help!
-Not long after-
[TLOT] Opens the door for Steve and the pair of them enter the bar.
[Sam] Immediatly starts fixing them something warm to drink.
[Steve] Cold sniffle-
[Lie] She and CP are curled up in a booth. Lie has a warm glass of tea and they are warming up after having run in out of the rain- Oh, hey TLOT, hey Steve
[Steve] Takes some coffee from Sam and settles down as well. - Hello you two.
[TLOT] Sorry to inturrupt your non-Aether time.
[Lie] - Believe me, the rain did that already
[CP] - We just can't catch a break...
[TLOT] There's always the beds downstairs...?
[Steve] Parenting is just hard. -toasts her-
[Lie] - No, I'm mostly just cold now
[CP] - So what are you two doing way out here?
[TLOT] A well deserved drink after a harrowing afternoon helping Yaunfen with Fru.
[Lie] - Oh dear, what did Fru do now?
[TLOT] Just went for an unauthorized scamper across the landscape.
[Steve] We think they caught sight of some Lightfoots and wanted to chase and or play with them.
[Lie] - I see
[CP] Pulls Lie a bit closer to himself-
[TLOT] It's always something with wild pets though, isn't it?
[Lie] - Did you see the video I sent to Dawn of Blake?
[Steve] Yeah I did! That was so cute!
[Lie] - How he got in without knocking the crib over I'm not sure, but he keeps repeating the feat
[TLOT] It's love. Dawn said he was a clingy guy. And Aether will probably benefit from his protection later. You know how much trouble little ones can get into.
[Lie] - Especially since she's close to crawling. She's almost got herself pushed up
[CP] - Yeah, that'll be fun...
[TLOT] Smiles- You know you're excited.
[Steve] Has she said anything else?
[Lie] Laughs a little- I'm not sure, Farfar has her now
[TLOT] Ah, someone else who's settled into his role like a silverfish in a block. - sips his drink thoughtfully.
[Lie] - That he has
[CP] Begrudgingly- It has been useful having him next door...
[TLOT] He loves you guys.
[Steve] Pokes his mate- You should show her the thingie!
[TLOT] Not sure she has the energy right now to finish it my lamb.
[Lie] - What thing?
[Steve] He made a plant.
[TLOT] It's just a sculpture for now, I was going to let you do the honors. If you want.
[Lie] - Uh, sure
[TLOT] I redid that weird fruit you gave me. - He reaches into his inventory. - It was a real pain to get to the edible part. So I made it easier. - He takes out a very strange plant in a large pot. It's got a sunburst of green leaves at the base and a skinny stem like an orchid. From the top three branches hang heavy with pineapple fruit. Just the edible part, cut in spirals that hang down in yellow swirls like minature tornados.
[Steve] We're calling it a pineapple curl bush!
[Lie] - Okay then... I mean, the vanilla vines curl sooo, it's not that far fetched?
[TLOT] What does vanilla have to do with it?
[Lie] - It's part of the same family?
[TLOT] Crosses his eyes slightly- That's... really annoying....
[Lie] - Real life is weird, and they did mostly develop in different parts of the world...
[TLOT] Errrgh. - He sets the plant on the table. - either way, it could use a boost.
[Lie] - Alright alright- She puts her cup down, it's mostly empty now anyways and reaches for the bush, focusing her powers of the bright foliage
-The plant seems to sigh under her touch and suddenly plumps up with even more fruit and leaves. -
[Steve] Good job Lie!
[TLOT] Plucks off a curl and slurps it up like a noodle. - Perfection. It's still weird though.
[Lie] - I just thought you'd like it. It can also be used in a lot of alcoholic drinks
[Licht] Finally gets off work and gets back to her apartment- EAlex? Everything okay while I was gone?
[EAlex] Is flopped on the couch - That cake is so heavy.... I only had a tiny piece. But I cleaned the kitchen for you.
[Licht] - Yeah, you eat that cake in small amounts, and thank you for cleaning
[EAlex] You're welcome.
[Licht] - I don't have to go to work until late tomorrow, is there anything you want to do?
[EAlex] Well... I was thinking we could... go visiting... I could use the support. It's kind of a big deal for me to.. you know...
[Licht] - You mean the other server? Sure, we just have to make sure we're back in time for me to get to work
[EAlex] Gets up. - I'm ready when you are.
[Licht] - Just let me grab a few things- She heads for the kitchen and grabs a paper bag, putting some bell peppers inside and the fruitcake- Alright, we can go- She pulls out her phone and dials Doc
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hi im gonna start off by saying that u are entitled to your opinions and i'm not looking to get into like 2016 shipping discourse i also dont think laurmau in its current canon state is perfect im just a huge laurance enthusiast and want to correct a few things on here :]
im not gonna argue your first point btw lol jess's writing is Weird every character has that one thing and taking way too long to listen to aphmau telling him to tone it down is his
however.
"Aphmau needed someone who could handle situations well and wouldn’t slaughter an entire room of people because he got jealous. And he wasn’t that."
this is just?? blatantly untrue?? i'm not going the fault you for thinking that tho tbh bc in fanon and a few times in canon jo9 garroth and sk laurance have been compared as the "evil" versions of the characters, ive talked about this on here before. but if you watch the actual episodes involved with both they are clearly very different. while garroths whole thing is fueled by his jealousy of seeing aphmau kiss laurance (who, please note, he is aware is a good person), laurances is fueled while he is watching aphmau be forced into a marriage she clearly does not want. and everyone always forgets that it wasn't just aphmau he was worried about, they were going to kill him after the ceremony. so yeah he might have went overboard bc of the shadow knight thing but i think a little violence isn't an overreaction to seeing your close friend be forced into marriage with someone who, to your knowledge, IS GOING TO KILL YOU. jealousy had nothing to do with anything.
laurance didn't just leave bc he was upset about the pregnancy. it's literally explained why he leaves for the nether in the scene he leaves for the nether. I'll transcribe the scene (its 22:35 on the s2ep100 btw if u want to check)
SASHA: So, what are you planning to do now?
LAURANCE: I have to answer the calling.
SASHA: Has it gotten that bad?
laurance looks down the ground
SASHA: I see. So she would be dead if you saw her again.
laurance then changes the subject and the scene moves on
we can assume the "she" sasha talks about is aphmau since she is laurances lord and yknow shadow knight stuff (if u don't i can explain i don't mind)
in your defence, i'm sure hearing about the pregnancy was part of what pushed him over the line, but he was getting worse mentally across the whole season he was going to have to leave eventually pregnancy or not.
you also have an issue with how long he's gone, which would be understandable if he was in the nether moping about his crush not liking him back. but he isn't? a lot of mcds writing has every character center their lives around aphmau but this just isn't one of those times. he's doing his own thing in there! he has his revolution going! shad himself seems to personally want laurance gone so he probably doesn't get out enough to just pop into phoenix drop to catch up. gene directly says that in the show btw (s3ep2 24:42)
GENE: Well, well, well. It's not every day we find you outside of your keep.
plus the sort of mocking sarcastic tone he says it in implies laurance definitely doesn't leave his fortress much.
i'm not going to quote the whole scene at you, its too long to transcribe in a tumblr post. i'll just sum it up. laurance has a literal army against shad, he's enough of an issue to shad that shad knows him by name, and shad refers to his fortress as a safehold which implies he's protecting other people within it. i'd say at that point he's worked up enough of a case to justify being away with no contact for so long, PLUS the initial issue of the calling and not wanting to hurt aphmau.
and one last thing
"He could’ve literally just left and went to New Meteli and lived there if he didn’t want to speak to Aphmau. But no."
no he couldn't. pregnancy aside, he still had the calling. and there's less canon proof for this but, new meteli would be a shit idea for him bc i doubt a shadow knight transformation cares whether you kill your love whos a lord or your sister whos a lord.
AGAIN, you are fully entitled to your opinions i just wanted to clear up a thing or two bc i like laurance :]
Annoying people drowns away the bad feelings.
So that’s what I’m going to do.
Laurence wasn’t a good love interest for aphmau in MCD
This is going off of memory, so correct me where I’m wrong, but:
He blatantly disrespected her boundaries. She asked him several times not to call her ‘my love’ at the beginning of S1, and he continued for a long while afterwards. She also displayed quite obvious discomfort with his flirting, telling him often to stop and to calm down, yet he continued that as well.
He was also far too angry. Like I know it was because he was a shadow knight, but Aphmau needed someone who could handle situations well and wouldn’t slaughter an entire room of people because he got jealous. And he wasn’t that.
He would’ve been better off with me.
He left. Like, I know he felt betrayed at the end of S2, Aphmau was pregnant and he knew it couldn’t have been his. But I don’t remember him confronting her/talking to her about it. He just left her without an explanation. And after a while of him being missing she probably figured out why he wasn’t there, but imagine how worried she was. Aaron had just died and Laurence wasn’t anywhere to be seen, she would’ve jumped to the worst of assumptions. And she was pregnant, that kind of stress could’ve lead her to lose the baby, which would only put her through more stress. And I understand if he left for a few days, a few months if I’m pushing it, because he needed to cool down. But he was gone for over three years. And that was longer for him than her due to how time works in the Nether (in MCD atleast). To him, if we are keeping in line with the canon facts about MCD, he was gone for about 42 years (as a day = two weeks in the nether, and he was gone for atleast 1,095 days in the over world, which then equates to 15,330 in the nether, which is 2,190 weeks, and therefore just over 42 years), with some margin for error because I can’t math. Meaning he had 42 years to think over what happened, to get over it. But he didn’t. He had 42 years to return, to apologise for leaving. But he didn’t. Fuck, he could’ve just popped out and said ‘yo this is why I left’ and returned to the nether.
Another point about the nether, he was there for 42 years, with the man and the people who tortured him and tried to kill the ‘love of his life’ several times. He could’ve literally just left and went to New Meteli and lived there if he didn’t want to speak to Aphmau. But no.
That said, I don’t mind him as a character. The points I’ve mentioned do irritate me, however I can still enjoy him and his relationships to other people. But his relationship with Aphmau really wasn’t good for her and obviously wasn’t what she wanted as she got with Aaron behind his back.
I do like their relationship in MS, however (if you ignore Jess’ strange interest in writing her characters as creepy pervs) and it is one I don’t mind rooting for.
#mcd#laurance#for anyone keeping up to date w me and my current interests when gene mentioned a keep i sat up like His What#so that was funny
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