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mothmansfriend · 5 years ago

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when i’m sad oh god i’m sad pt. 1

link to pt. 2

follows a very similar timeline to @tearxofink‘s fic Rules for a Functioning Alcoholic but will prob have differences (such as no established relationships) and takes place in @illogicallyinclined‘s hockey au after the mention of Remus possibly having undiagnosed bipolar disorder

update: i think its important to acknowledge roughly where this takes place in the big timeline bc D doesn’t really drink past freshman yr in this AU because of self preservation and trauma, alcoholism was more an issue before then in high school (when remus and d were Rowdy Boys) but the stress of Logan’s concussion lead to some heavy drinking that was caught quickly by Virgil because Remus Cannot Keep Secrets.

summary: Remus has undiagnosed Bipolar Disorder and is dealing with a severe depressive episode in the aftermath of realizing that binge drinking with D wasn’t just his own search to Feel Something, but was also D’s relapse into alcoholism. Remus comes to the realization of lost time during manic episodes and refuses help.

tw: graphic descriptions of a depressive episode, self harm (burning), suicidal thoughts, and suicidal intent (but not attempt). unhealthy coping mechanisms, alcohol abuse, mentioned alcoholism, undiagnosed mental illness, miscommunications on shared trauma, ask to tag if i missed any.

Remus doesn’t think he’s ever felt happy in his life.

But that can’t be true. He’s sure it wasn't even two months ago he swore he’d never felt sad before in his life and he knows that one wasn’t true either.

Though, right now the younger Prince twin couldn’t even be certain he feels sad right now. He can identify some feelings, like dizziness (he stumbles through the lobby doors, it’s too bright out its giving him a headache that better not be a hangover), guilt (“Do you even think about anyone but yourself?” No, Virgil, you know Remus better than that. “You know how hard getting sober was the first time, D suddenly taking you out to the bar during the week didn’t raise any flags?” It didn’t, Remus is too self absorbed), and most importantly something he can’t quite label that came in through his lungs smoother than the cheap cigarettes he hates (but uses as an excuse to turn himself into a human ashtray) and settled deep inside him just under a month ago (weeks before D suggested goiung to the club on w Tuesday evening for the first time in almost a year) and it's getting heavier and heavier every day. Possibly, relief was felt when he was greeted by a totally empty apartment instead of a holier-than-thou brother trying to enforce ‘responsibility’ and his first real friend whom he recently enabled in a relapse.

The normally obnoxious and loud man silently rides the elevator to their floor, tripping over his own feet as he exits not even offering a head bop to the cheesy elevator music. He enters the apartment and slams the door harder than necessary but can’t bring himself to feel bad. There's no elegance or emotion to closing his door, landing on his bed full clothed after barely kicking off his shoes and grabbing the controller to turn on Netflix and select the first Saw movie.

It’s halfway through the second movie when he hears someone return home and make what is probably lunch before leaving again. He takes a moment to wonder if his professors or classmates notice his absence or if they’re just thankful for it. He’s sober and he feels the burns on his ankles and arms throb in time with his black eye. God he wishes he wasn’t, but pissed off his last more-than-a-little-sketchy friend and he doesn’t have the energy to find the stash he knows D hid in the apartment somewhere.

Just as Saw II ends and the third begins, he opens his window and lights up a cigarette with a lighter he knows he stole from someone. The smoke coats his throat and the terrible burning taste of nicotine sticks to the roof of his mouth, the headrush barely makes it worth it. Remus considers maybe he needs something stronger, Virgil seems like the type to secretly smoke weed. Wandering minds think about the movie he just watched and the classic needle pit, he certainly isn’t afraid of needles. He slams his head into the glass of his window and takes another drag. The reality of that thought would be a bigger issue than many things he’s done, it’s not often that he rejects things his brain throws at him. He stares out the window and a group of students pass and he sees the exact moment they smell his shitty cigarettes as they look around and glare when they see him. He realizes how often people look at him like that and it feels like the first time that it bothers him. He puts the cigarette out in his lower calf and holds it there until the darkened skin and burning pain is all he can think about

The fifth movie ends marking around 10 hours of blankly staring at the screen. He’s only wearing boxers and the ratty t-shirt he’s been wearing for days. Both roommates are home. The group chat is going off Remus briefly saw a few messages, a reminder about practice Thursday morning, Patton looking for baking suggestions, Virgil asked if anyone heard from Remus because they didn’t finish their discussion.

Remus mutes the chat for the first time and when his phone falls off the bed, doesn't bother reaching for it.

The eighth movie ends. It’s been darkout for awhile, though he isn’t sure quite how long. Remus really feels as if his body has melted and merged with the bed. He hopes he’s dying. He eats stale chips he had hidden in his nightstand and can’t even get out of bed to smoke half a cigarette and put it out on his exposed thigh.

He falls asleep after silencing his brain as best as he can right now.

The next time he wakes up the sun is either setting or rising. He doesn’t really care. The hockey player doesn’t really know if he's stayed still this long, almost ever. If he thinks about it though he is pretty sure he did this last spring. He’s also pretty sure no one noticed last time either. Sleeping seemed to have helped a little and he figured he could probably make a trip to the bathroom and maybe the kitchen if he’s lucky, he noticed that pizza box under his bed is smelling pretty terrible. It’s been four days since he was home spoke to anyone, and no one has checked in on him. He hasn’t left his room since his return, the gatorade bottle of piss is evidence of such. And miraculously, he actually manages to throw out the pizza, steal a ziplock bag full of Roman’s cereal, and use the bathroom. While washing his hands he stares at the shower and decides it’s waited four days, it can wait one more. Just before heading back to his room, Remus swipes the mickey of vodka he saw behind the flour.

He watched the sun rise through his half open blinds and doesn’t remember the last time he saw the sun rise. Remus had yet to touch the vodka, mostly because it hit the floor hours ago and he’s pretty sure he can deal for a few more hours. Today marks day five in a world without Remus Prince opening his fucking mouth to say some dumb shit that probably hurt someone and he didnt even notice. Remus can’t bring himself to care. He can’t stop thinking about how no one has asked about him since. He read the groupchat, Remus knows he’s a nosey bitch, no one has asked about him since a halfhearted response from Roman implying he hadn’t been gone long enough to worry. This sparks a kind of exhausted anger and Remus feels no amount of guilt for stealing his brothers vodka. The smoke weighing him down from inside lulls him back into the bone deep fatigue with no release.

It’s night again, likely early in the morning. Remus’s head is a deep echoing cave of different ways he could die if he just got out of bed. He’s been thinking about the hunting knife he swiped at someone’s house party months ago, for a few hours maybe. He’s had many thoughts like this before, about how fragile human skin is, about how fun it could be to slice open, how warm his own blood would be as it flowed out and he could reach in and feel his final breath.

God, does he want that. His hand reaches out and grabs his chest pulling on any skin he can grip onto as tight as he could. He’s never been good at anything, he knows he has never been a good person, he can’t stop circling around what Roman could possibly mean that Remus hasn’t been gone for long enough to worry when he’s so sure he’s never been gone more than three days. His phone though, if he goes back far enough in his phone, he thinks Roman is right. Google Maps places him in places he doesn’t recognize in cities he’s never been to. His chest seizing up in a way he’s only seen on others.

He’s always been able to hold onto even if his parents didn’t love him, even if no one ever liked him or missed him, that Remus Prince was never fake, he never played nice, he never pretended to be someone he wasn’t he never hid his feelings about anything. If anyone asked him, he’d tell them and it’s their fault if it hurt their feelings. But, how can that be true now? Who is he on these days he doesn’t remember.

Forgetting where he was or getting distracted midway through a task or conversation were always normal for him, the ADHD if he had to guess; but the realization it wasn’t minutes or even hours that he forgot upsets him in a way he didn’t think he could recognize. Remus thinks that this might be the closest he would ever get to understanding how so many people fear him. and he does not like it at all.

The knife is so close. He lights a cigarette. No one else is awake yet. No one has realized he’s even at home. How long would it take to find him? Days? Weeks? How long is he usually gone? Would the smell be what finally pulled someone into to check on him? He puts the cigarette out on his leg. He knows the knife is in the bottom drawer of his desk under old notebooks and packs of pens dumped loosely inside. It’s less than five feet away. He wants it.

He sits up, swings his legs numbly off the side of the bed and stands up. It feels like the hardest thing he’s ever had to do. In a mere three steps forward he sits down on the ground behind his desk chair to wretch open the drawer and sees just how messy it is. His phone goes off and he pulls it by the wire to check, a reminder for practice at 6am. He shoots Coach an apology text for missing practice for the first time in his hockey career and throws his phone back towards the bed. His body feels so heavy as he shoves a hand roughly into the drawer to search for the knife, frustration when he can’t immediately find it leads to him slamming his head into the wooden desk leg before letting it fall onto the chair cushion as his hand wiggles around for a few moments, each second filling him with aimless anger. The drawer slams shut and he flops onto the floor.

He can’t even find the energy to kill himself. Pathetic. He glares at the desk from his place on the cool floor until the fatigue brings him back to sleep.

#sanders sides #remus sanders #bipolar disorder #self harm #suicidal thoughts #angst #hockey au #university au #link to the other fic is fixed #notes on timeline added

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haich-slash-cee · 5 years ago

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Being Human (UK)

This is a show that I recommend to people... but I add a lot of caveats.

The recommendation: A werewolf, vampire and ghost are flatmates. This show is hilarious! So much macabre and slice of life humor! And horror and whump!? Also, the show was run by a side-channel of BBC (BBC3) and I guess they had no production money, so the actors mostly look human and they just refer to each other as being a 500-year old vampire or ghost or whatever. Which makes it even better. The werewolf is Jewish, recites a Jewish prayer at least once, and hangs out watching “The Real Hustle” with the vampire. They work in a hospital as janitors. The ghost has a habit of making everyone tea to soothe herself and the flat is cluttered with tea mugs everywhere all the time. Also, people do get fang-y or wolf-y or do weird poltergeist stuff. And gore happens.

Longish post, more below the cut.

PS, this is the 2008-2013 UK version of Being Human, which I hear had a cult following. There’s certainly stuff on Tumblr. I found the BBC version through the US remake of Being Human, but I’m much more charmed by the BBC version. (The US version has the vampire and werewolf as hospital doctors? Why?) Also I watched the show maybe 4, 5 years ago, so impressions are from that.

And the caveats: There’s a lot of sexism which was hard to watch. It’s engrained in the premise and plot and occasional gross sexist jokes. And there’s other problematic stuff in the writing. It’s like having glass shards show up the meal you are enjoying, and it’s why I’m not sure I’ll rewatch the series (or not in it’s entirety, anyway). There’s also a limited spinoff web series called Becoming Human which also had some problems for me, including some gross sexism and fatphobia. (John Boyega from Star Wars does show up as a character in that series, for anyone interested.)

Back to Being Human and overall series recommendations. So the 1st season was good. I kind of forgot what happened in the 2nd and 3rd season (I think they got depressing and slow?). The 4th season picked up again, much to my surprise, and I remember liking the 4th and 5th season a lot. Even though [spoilers] there was a complete cast change by this time. But it worked, somehow. The show did go from at least having one woman of color to having an all-white cast at the end, which was not great. And there’s other racism too.

For people who like their happily-ever-after: uhhh so I vaguely recall that a lot of characters don’t really get a happy ending. Granted, half of them are walking around dead already, so...? Overall, the ending of the 5th season is... Is that a happy ever after? Happy for now? The Bonus on the DVD kind of makes it a happy-for-now with a continued possibility? It’s an acceptable HFN?

.....And now, the notes for all the hurt/comfort people and whumpers:

Holy crap people, there is SO much h/c and whump!?

OK first -- George the werewolf. George’s transformation sequence, SUPER whumpy.

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Also, George ends up naked often, come to think. And he screams a lot during the show, for various reasons. The actor himself, in the bonus DVD interviews I think, cheerfully says something like, “People really like the way George screams, I do too.” (This is like when David Tennant cheerfully talked about how he enjoys playing a character who is unconscious and sick and gets fussed over by people.) And George is a very sympathetic, nerdy character who is easy to feel for. Who occasionally turns into a SNARLY SCARY WEREWOLF AGAINST HIS WILL. As mentioned, I think I liked season 1 George more than seasons 2 or 3.

Emotional hurt/comfort -- so Annie the Ghost provides a lot of the emotional centering, as I recall. Throughout all 5 seasons, all the characters lean on each other for support and there’s a lot of lovely warm fuzzies from that. Also, one of the later werewolf characters, Tom, is generally a sweet kid. I’m glad they didn’t do too much of the transformation horror with him, honestly. George/Russel Tovey could carry that, but I thought Tom’s strong point was looking puppy-eyed and folorn-eyebrow’d and trying to navigate the world with a mix of naivety and half-feral-ness.

Above: exhausted naps on the couch.

Below: Classic Being Human humor. A review of house rules and vampire stabbing etiquette, between Annie and Tom --

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[Spoilers from here on] Okay, so as mentioned, the cast changed over between season 4-5. And to my surprise, I think I loved the new trio as much as, or more than, the original trio. I liked how loud Alex the ghost was. And I liked both Annie and Alex.

Also, I did not expect this either, but I got so interested in Hal! Yo! First of all, Hal is a centuries-old Vampire and speaks/looks like, idk, a Regency Character. And then 19-yr old Tom puts Hal to work at a fast food shop and bosses him around, and Hal’s indignation is hilarious. So already, this is excellent.

And somehow, Hal is very, very whumpy? So: the character of a “vampire who is trying to be good and suffers” is not new, and I’ve encountered versions where I haven’t been interested. (I was lukewarm about Mitchell, the original vampire in the show.) But for whatever reason, I really dug Hal. Maybe, for me, Hal was just the right mix of very serious and earnest but also ridiculous and tragic all at once. (I read some interviews with the actor Damien Molony, who mentioned how he’d done a lot of history and addiction research in to prep for the role. The new trio actors also had a lot of chemistry and fun on sets, it sounds like. So I might be picking up all that.)

Also, Hal is actually two characters -- the ridiculous indignant serious Good Hal who is desperately trying to keep the horrible, rude, murderous, Bad Hal from taking over. But, as one of the show producers, a woman, cheerfully commented in the DVD extras: “And then Bad Hal shows up, which is great, everyone likes a bit of Bad Hal”.

Honestly, why do we even pretend to hide our fascination with the macabre and the whump, when showrunners and actors are cheerfully not hiding it all.

Here’s clips of Good Hal in Season 4:

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Oh, I forgot about this part until I rewatched the last clip -- but at the end of season 4, Hal asks his flatmates to forcibly bind him to a chair, because he’s trying to fight off Bad Hal. Based on my perusing of the whump community, pretty sure that scenario is of interest to someone.

Also notable is the episode “No Care, All Responsibility” (Series 5 ep 3). In one scene in particular, where Natasha has offered Hal a way to control his bloodlust and there’s this mix of vulnerability and power with Hal asking Natasha to put a stake against his heart, I remember thinking -- “I bet a woman wrote this ep and I bet she knew exactly what she wanted”. And I was right, that woman is Sarah Dollard, a queer woman who has also written a lot of other things (including Doctor Who). She also wrote Being Human goofy web extra eps with Alex, Hal and Tom called “Alex’s Unfinished Business” and they are so good ! (Interview).

Also... the opening 3-minute backstory in “No Care...” made me cry. You get a glimpse of the show’s baddie showing real care and emotion in rescuing this little kid (an important character). When this kind of scene is done well, it just gets me. every. time.

Anyway here’s an appearance of Bad Hal (much later), being completely awful, murdering people and turning them into vampires and singing Broadway tunes during this.

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Side note on Vampire narratives. Although Hal’s narrative arc of season 5 was interesting, and I’m aware this is show is urban fantasy, I still have qualms of the show enforcing IRL stigmas/ideas that addition is incurable and addicts are doomed. They’re not. (General overview on NIH page.) Addiction research is a growing field. From listening to NPR and reading articles, my impression is that addiction treatment will change quickly in the next few years. Related to the vampire blood addiction trope, Terry Pratchett covers vampires finding ways to be “dry” (one vampire, Maladict, swaps out blood addiction for coffee addiction) and you can find fanfics about the topic as well. (General link to Being Human Ao3 fanfics, why not.)

Side note on Hal’s dual characters -- recently, I did consider, “Is there overlap with Hal and portrayals of Dissociative Identity Disorder (MPD) folks?” IRL DID people have complained about movies with gross portrayals of people with DID. To me, Being Human’s Hal feels removed from that and closer to a fantasy.... but, I’m also not multi, so.

* Update: after having learned more about plural history, I’m even less sure now. (Note: my opinions are of someone who isn’t plural, as far as I know, so note that.) There’s a number of early problematic movies and books that hugely affected the popular narratives of plural people in the west, and still affect how therapists and non-plural people treat plural people even today. These include the movie “The Three Faces of Eve”, which has the narrative of “Good Eve, Bad Even, and later smushed together become ‘Fixed Eve’ or whatever”. There’s practically a whole lecture series on how the books/movies were made with sensationalism and formulas in mind and pretty gross things. Chris Costner Sizemore, the IRL Eve, had to fight the movie studios in court because the studios claimed they owned her life story. (There’s practically a whole lecture series on early plural history in the west, I might link more information later). Like, even today, multi people feel pressured to hide their plurality because they are afraid singlets or other people are gonna say “oh so which one of you is the ax murderer”, or that they are going to be fired from work. So.

This post turned into a “Being Human seasons 4 + 5 Appreciation Post”. I guess Season 1 and 4, 5 were my favorite. I watched the show through library DVDs, but I think there’s eps of the show on YouTube. The DVD extras are probably on this YouTube playlist?

(Also, there is a pilot episode, with different actors except George/Russel Tovey. I don’t think one needs to watch the pilot to watch the main series; I kind of recall that the main series recycled some of the pilot. There is a funny scene in the pilot where George and Mitchell meet Annie.)

Being Human: a macabre, hilarious, horror-filled, flawed, sometimes dragging, emotional, whumpy, oddball show that I still think about sometimes.

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airoasis · 5 years ago

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"A Christmassy Ted" | Christmas Special | Father Ted | Dead Parrot

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"A Christmassy Ted" | Christmas Special | Father Ted | Dead Parrot

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register em is there any style of money prize with – i am afraid now not tag however somewhat strapped for cash here at the second anyway see you quickly doodle wonderful information you’re getting married common is that a joke yeah no i’m being given a golden clerical struggle without doubt exceptional it can be not every day you went into Wars who’re no father you can’t have an award why no longer award a massive sure there you’re great balls all image doodles take a image Oh Ted am i able to stay up day after today night time to observe the dreaded movie oh no no no no the final time you watched a scary film you had to sleep in my bed i would not mind but wasn’t even that horrifying film come on no Ted a Volkswagen with a mind of its own long past mad if that is not horrifying I do not know what’s don’t it is a kid’s film when you cannot care for that how on the earth are you gonna be in a position to take a movie a couple of burglar who runs into individuals’s houses and kills all people is that’s that what this one’s about sure if you wish to make reward your possess age this movie the present day gossip or without difficulty have somewhat of fun oh please chat again and converse to veggies you wish to have to understand right I acquired the presentation case for my award our exceptional ed outstanding I feel i will put it right here over the creaky floorboard any robbers got here in and tried to rob my award will hear them only a few pleased to get this award you are aware of it let me no longer be one of the vital top priests within the country after I get my award all correct zero pronouncing there i’m some of the prime intent within the country did you hear that I stated there only a 2d in the past I did yeah well it is now not earlier than time father I continually proposal you have been one of the vital first-class clergymen within the country thank you very a lot mrs.Doyle one of the crucial excellent or perhaps the quality just right one mrs. Doyle actually would you say i am the quality priest within the country on the second you don’t leave out new country simply say so I truthfully won’t intellect i would say you perhaps the 2nd pleasant no it’s all proper i’m no longer the quality priest in the country i am honey the 2d first-rate there may be anyone better than me it seems that father I was just considering of these monks working very bad areas oh yes of path these lads father Archbishop Desmond Tutu and the likes is a Protestant man all proper oh first-rate so Protestant is better than me proceed this i’m not the exceptional i am just 2d best it sounds as if the golden cleric is a runner-up prize well i’m so sorry surely i am just an fool undoubtedly I cannot even say Mass safely father don’t take it again that’s what you mentioned you stated i am no longer the high-quality peaceable within the nation that is best just want to recognize the place I stand without doubt now i’m gonna must jack it in priesthood i will write a letter to Bishop Brendan requested me for early retirement and maybe after I go which you could ask the opposite priest father Peter ideal the best priest to come here and you could work for him due to the fact that he is definitely this kind of nice priest welcome to priest chat bank if you are beneath 18 or no longer a priest please cling up now you desire to communicate concerning the Pope’s seek advice from to Mexico say sure now if you wish to speak about being vaguely sad but now not being competent to determine exactly why say yes no wait yes yes hey whats up no is that being vaguely unhappy however no longer being equipped to determine exactly why no this is easy methods to spoil the news of a loss of life we have been just speakme about methods I say it’s first-class to just get it over with rapidly your husband’s lifeless and he’s not coming again get used to it sure but frequently a few little recommendations support like consider how your husband used to love a good snort my predicament is that I should be on top of the world on account that i have been given an award but the fact of the topic is that i know this is a priest best line you recognize why Wow there at the same time you have been out to your walk we had a phone name I suppose you had been presupposed to do a funeral today utterly forgot about it’s all proper father McGuire said he three it is no use i am just so occupied with Christmas I can’t sleep do you on no account get to sleep like that i’m just writing my speech for tomorrow god it is superb thus far what do you place in speeches you told me thank each person wouldn’t you no no longer in this case Dougal you see I received this war to my possess initiative and rough graft so there may be no one else to thank him besides myself that is a good notion i will thank myself Wow is that the speech no he is simply the notes quite see right here for example it is a record of people who’ve relatively fucked me over down the years father Jimmy Fennell he relatively wishes taking down a peg or two and father PJ coward oh wait a minute he’s on the wrong list he must be beneath Liars alternatively than twats last I got a chance to shine to stand out to be recognized I appreciate it no dude I imply cognizance of my my knowledge of my achievements all correct and what achievements of those hope Larry Duff’s coming capture my tremendous second I shall supply him a name hope he makes it Larry’s significant phony frustrated he loves award ceremonies oh wait no he is on vacations well i’ll disturb them anyway i’m gonna try and get to sleep one more time that is little need Dooley she’s a good way to go to sleep simply exceptional empty your head of all pots i will supply it a go however I quite do not exquisite a lot of humans in the stable Ted it can be the one thing I did not expect do study to and open your presents I fully forgot concerning the presents first the calendar no offers I acquired any better than this you understand I used to be racking my brains seeking to consider what would mrs.Doyle really love for Christmas and then I thought whatever to take the distress of creating tea mrs. Doyle the times of housekeepers making tea are over we cannot live in the dead of night a long time you’ve got made your final cup of tea in this apartment if i know people the way I suppose I do she fairly loves that reward how do you know i know don’t consider I had observed those little pointers he left lying around the position gift present gift reward present reward rack off who could that be sermon is just not till – I’ve neglected the ceremony hover no no certainly not yeah have not modified a bit yeah rascal and also you seem at you you have not converted both what well what about the hair all right from the hair it is a it is a it can be a different shape colour colour colour of direction it it was once red brown blonde howdy there whats up there are you again I consider you told me all about it no why did you stick the ancient name and deal with within the the booklet you recognize especially the title very important that you simply write the title very very evidently i would love to inform however I are not able to relatively write you see one time final yr I used to be rollin with scissors and it fell and the near of the controls handwriting was once utterly severed father are you not going to introduce me to the brand new father all right rate of course absolutely i will inform you what see if which you can bet Godfather certain it could be some thing still dog supply us a are attempting father Andy Riley no father Desmond coin father George burn for the David Nicholson father chook ditch i’ll give you a clue ken Sweeney for his or her Neil Hannon father Keith : for the Ciaran Donnelly but their Mick McAvoy for the Jack White there Henry massive begging them for their Hank tree father Hiroshima Twinkie estate bubble braveness so johnny has a poppin father Luke Duke however they’re Billy funny father chewy Louie Papa John hoop fucker Harry Keitt Lynam extra nebula conundrum so the PB Stairmaster lifeless lips father Jemima rock Julie father Jerry twig father Sporto komodo for the Tuttle chest sure is that particularly did she get ah come on Ted you knew already yes sure of direction I used to be simply amazed that she acquired it in Wow good underneath an hour well done mrs.Doyle so todd todd todd todd todd they’re now Todd just right old Todd how you get down there Todd how are you fixed for a cup of tea Todd i might you put together a sizzling toddy Todd do you wish to have Todd anything at all todd todd what time is the ceremony Ted well Todd it is now not rather a ceremony i am certain to be just a very undeniable simple affair sure grandchildren about me i’ll be looking sir also won’t be ok so Oh appear dad what you love he knows salivate for them tell you i’ll alternate the dominant stick palace however sorry i am sorry what’s the title Shan Shan sorry i don’t have got to get into it nevertheless it just we want you there on the day you already know a 2nd or two and i’m day that is here any one organized around right here do not talk to me you don’t talk that situation over there who loves when the rhythm kicks in and the track displays itself via the counter rhythm which is there be aware of what you able ok i know first tougher tell me what you see this hi who’s Ted and who’s Duggal hello i am Ted and that is doogal there i am doback he’s useless he is over his dead father why does he want you with the aid of the stage he he ought to be me dick man good day i am clearly a Shinto the golden cleric thank you very so much Ted have you ever ever notion about doing any television work had crossed my intellect leave out jeren agent no i’m going to inform you what I give this ad name nonetheless wonders for me well then correct thank thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks just right afternoon and welcome to the fifth annual presentation of the golden cleric each 12 months the Catholic Church offers an award to a priest for exceptional achievement this yr’s winner is anyone who’s overcome controversy prior to now when rumors of economic irregularities no no no however following a thorough investigation no formal fees have been ever made once more so he was simply resting in my account authorities had been stressed via what they saw as weird irregularities in his debts however he’s overcome all these individual setbacks oh come this yr’s golden cleric females and gents I provide you with father Ted Grilli who does not discontinue i am on it instead of sticking with scores in public good good good good hi-yah I see some familiar faces right here today some welcome some now not so welcome looks as if I’ve had the final chuckle and quite a lot of persons who relatively failed to consider I had it in me to come to be a great priest well what I say to these men and women is seem at me now however eventually I got out of his headlock and now where are you father a person hunter or offer you some pygmies in the South Seas and where am i right here accepting a golden cleric award for being a top priest he thought it could be a great proposal first-class fun to pour water on this young rookies mattress however of path 30 years later the smile has been very so much swiped a father Barry Kiernan’s face and now we transfer on to Liars follower Peter Sorensen farther Desmond Cairns recollect him good executed first-class speech Ted it went well did not it tell me you as wandering round in there for three hours sure it is ireland’s biggest land resection I understand all right oh no mr.Doyle that you could put that away and loosen up sir we’re gonna check out the tea master how does it work Ted what am i able to no longer simply put the milk in no you see what you do is solely leave the cup there slide them any such cartridges right here when the teachers comes available in the market snatch so that is splendid sure good understand that I’ve won an award i can hardly ever be seen consuming tea that’s just been made in a pot the notion it just seems too good to be genuine watch the catch i’m sorry father your voice is just so boring i could not pay attention well do you might have an tremendously boring voice I was just announcing what is the capture sorry didn’t get it there both I imply enthusiastic about the tea master factor there ought to be some style of a seize oh oh there’s no capture no watch this see superb father there may be any one there there is without a doubt any person like their father what do woman put on that track well on the song that makes father Jack stand up what sorry about that Jack likes Assad to stand up and up within the music comes up equal-same it is only a bit fun sure well we we style of idea father Jack was jumping via that window slightly too most of the time that’s why we put in the plexiglass anyway my speech what did you suppose of us all of us have a seem on the Christmas movie yeah and now a special improved Latin Mass from san martin’s cathedral in dublin oh satisfactory mass god I just remembered I imagined to be doing anything terribly essential and the item I was once supposed to be doing I just remembered I’ve bought a telephone this fella on loss of life row that I befriended recently since it is been performed tomorrow for mass homicide so you understand i might say he is lovely low on the moment God Almighty did you do it oh sure no yes do you need any support speakme to him because he might get hysterical and crying and i might say pull your self together man all right there may be been a giant accident so I will have to go to I’ve got a cellphone call there where you have been all somewhere else correct so we’re now not off saw father anxious you’re coming too I would get you carry ah no residence there was once a nice mass Alton Cosby is doing us i’m a large fan of his he gives good mass but he rather he particularly knows the best way to work the altar seem at that chalice work easy oh good we’d be off so see you quickly bye thanks for coming to the award ceremony where I obtained my award now on BBC one the director’s reduce of Jurassic Park with further dinosaurs good that was once a fantastic day God was once lifeless it used to be a great day amazing fun i would say it was one of the vital excellent Christmas days ever Duggal I was once being sarcastic all right hey so was i who’s that fellow huh dogs I failed to invite him did you yeah no that’s right I barred you from inviting persons to the condo after that tramp stayed for per week wasn’t a tramp Ted that was the high Minister of France no dooble he just lied to you Todd sincere i don’t keep in mind him in any respect who the hell is he might be he had a nickname like you know Terry Wogan what you imply that’s his actual name anyway do not worry about it h ere you be long past in the morning look at you lying in there like a giant agent well here all of us should not all the plenty just like within the old days they take into account the entire fun we used to have in the showers do you still do you continue to have the giant oil bushy arse fluffy bit of downy fluff ah God memories consider the time you old Mitch go to the diner live performance i couldn’t go considering I used to be recuperating from a enormous vehicle accident did he exhibit you the scar there you might be see that reward ship there got Jesse’s and that series of tiny little indentations all alongside me inner thigh the run the entire approach up to me developing see the great food ah Tara’s half earlier 1:00 in the morning you go off to sleep I was once just wandering round generally I can not sleep and i desire a excellent stroll to calm myself down you do not mind do you no no you do that every one right so excellent night time and blissful Christmas Ted God Almighty – i am not going out of this room unless the next day to come i don’t danger bumping into that weirdo bina snootiness you see them flip off the light earlier than you come up need you and please don’t watch why Mackenzie panic it can be a hazardous however my god the fact I suppose it can be secure to assert the burglar is undoubtedly in the avenue of nightmares Duggal I absolutely told you to not watch that movie Ted no I wasn’t watching a Ted I simply got here down to hold the milk round hey your holiness president Robinson well performed on everything mr.De Niro good well I adored you in Godfather too he is not going to be doing any further burglaries the place he is going Oh the place’s that good let prison sure of course sorry but sergeant tell me how did you know a lot about me i’m desirous about that myself anxious if that’s your actual name I already advised you it wasn’t how were you aware so much about father Crilley is this off the report of path good I wasn’t selridge just a few days in the past received talking to this ancient priest in a bar he was once a bit cagey in the beginning however just a few pictures of JD and he was singing like a chook the golden cleric they name it giving it to an ancient buddy of mine Ted Crilley met him on dolly mound strand as a listening a plan fashioned in my head we drank lengthy into the night time me pay in a direction him spilling his guts on a subjective asserting a further tanta cruelly you bought a mane a white hair kinda like it get on a mule wet the mattress ascend columns significant furry yes the longer he talked the better at intestine and ancient-timer named Jack Hackett and a negative unusual fool boy after that all I wanted used to be the correct costume priest I mean ye yeah that’s a long story i was such as you a completely normal bathroom commonplace run-of-the-mill cleric then I received first prize within the country west meet priest to the ear competition the bet it went to my head after that I started hitting the altar wine too hard going easy on men and women in confession getting backhanders for doing quicker masses all I wanted was trophies and prizes however the person who particularly acquired me rough used to be the golden cleric no no no today what I used to be going to ask you as you are a priest I mean why did you take the other priests clothes i don’t know it used to be simply going our way good I’ve got dangerous information for you so referred to as Tong juice that wasn’t off the file i am utilising that as evidence in opposition to you ah that is fully unfair take them away thanks sergeant they may be profitable this father you both should be very proud of yourselves no longer one of these dangerous day in any case i might say it can be a useful one thing you have pricey mrs.Doyle huh state-of-the-art technology it’s exquisite is not it it is indeed and thanks once more father it’s the first-rate Christmas gift ever what concerning the tea laptop oh yes i’ll go on crank it up right now no i do not just like the sound of that in any respect i’m sorry mrs. Doyle we’re simply gonna ought to get it constant oh no father don’t please what father i like the whole tea making thing you understand the playful splash of the tea is it hits the bottom of the copper trail of including the milk and watching it settle for a moment before it filters slowly down through the cup altering the color from darkish brown to a lighter brown perching an not obligatory jaffa cake on the saucer like a proud soldier standing to awareness beside a huge cup of tea oh simply believe father don’t forget the entire great times we had once I used to make the tea tea mom you’re right mrs.Doyle T out of laptop is like milk out of a youngster’s bottle the youngster does not need one other bottle he desires it out of his mom’s make us each a fine common cup of tea correct your father and don’t you worry it’ll be tremendous superb bloody hell do you know Dougal priesthood it’s now not about awards and glamour it can be about tough graft and attending to the non secular needs of your parishioners you recognize that Tunxis fella that would were me rather that explains so much Google i don’t think he picked up on what I supposed there I would were a bad priest you realize i am gonna be lazy smug now not giving a damn about the wants of my parishioners Ted it is mrs.Kill Cody she wants you to do one of those remembrance masses i am nothing you understand doodle i am sorry about my recent silliness you recognize you deserve this award as so much as me particularly thanks Ted that’s fine thanks very much just leave it oh you wager higher I think yeah and my name on the plaque we won’t bother changing that all correct I i do know the awards mine and that’s good enough for me yeah there’s no gonna have a bat you already know help me relax after the day ok what are you doing simply having a bit of of a laugh .

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mutual(s) pining

a work brought to you by bunfox productions, aka yours truly and @lesbianremus! you can also read it on ao3, right here. big thanks to the lovely @nachodiablo who looked it over for us!

this is a prompt fill for the weekly prompt at @introvert-club. this week it was “internet crush”. anyone is welcome to participate, and use the tag #wolfstar introvert prompt for us to see! enjoy :)

Some days, scrolling Tumblr is pretty boring. A flower, a transparent backpack, a dejected joke about depression, a dead Soundcloud link, nothing to inspire. Sirius is hunched over their laptop, watching the screen with their chin resting on their hand. A long discourse post they can’t be arsed to read, gifs from a show they don’t watch, and then.

Inspiration strikes.

It strikes in the form of two selfies. The person in them is standing in a sunny garden, curls spilling out from under a snapback, and smiling with their eyes closed. You can see lilacs blooming in the background. The person has freckles and a t-shirt with a whale on it, featuring the text “I’m a little overWHALEmed”. Same, Sirius thinks.

They click follow without even looking at the blog.

Remus squints at the tiny, seemingly innocuous, line of text on her dashboard. It’s sandwiched between a masterpost of transfeminine resources Lily’s reblogged (tagged #dead useful tbh #remus i told u joining tumblr wld be worth it) and a post from one of Lily’s friends about how Glinda the Good Witch is trans agenda (shows up at the beginning of Act 2 with a new name).

padfoot has started following you

Who the fuck is padfoot?

Remus quickly opens a new chat, typing in Lily’s url. She had made Lily show her how to do this chat business first, after changing the aesthetically horrifying default blog layout.

do u kno a padfoot

Lily, eternally both awake and online, replies immediately.

wtf is a padfoot

oooh hang on actually i think i do

???

ya they’re one of my mutuals. mostly posts vids of them singing and reblogs pics of animals, iirc

why are they following me??? i don't want to be followed!!

remus chill ffs. it’s not like stalking. they just see ur posts

i dont even have any posts! well except those pics marlene took that u INSISTED i put up here

ur welcome. i bet they think ur hot ;) ;)

hilarious.

remus when will u accept ur cute n give the people what they want!! (more selfies)

im unfollowing u

my dash would be more appealing w just the staff blog posts

im ignoring ur paltry attempts at threats. also, i just went and looked and ya i had the right person. u should check out their vids

why

its polite 2 at least LOOK at someone's blog if they follow u!! honestly remus my 86 yr old grandma is more social media savvy than u

Remus chooses not to reply to that. She does click on padfoot’s blog, though. Not because Lily suggested it, just because she’s curious. What about some boring pictures of her in a garden screamed ‘good content’ to this stranger? Maybe they’re really fond of lilacs, or something.

“What the fuck?” Remus says, glaring at the still shots of the youtube videos embedded on the page in front of her. Whoever padfoot is, they’re apparently unfairly attractive. Remus clicks play on the first video, half-hoping they’re an appalling singer to make up for the ridiculously good looks.

Two hours later, Remus’ phone buzzes, jolting her out of her Tumblr coma and back into reality.

did u die? Lily wants to know. Remus calls her.

“Why would you assume I’m dead?”

“I’ve been knocking on your door for the past ten minutes, asshole.”

“Oh,” Remus looks guiltily down at the headphones she’d put on three videos in.

“Well come open the door,” Lily gripes. “We’re late.”

“Can we be late for a thing that we scheduled between the two of us?” Remus points out, as Lily tugs her down the stairs. “You barely even gave me time to put on proper clothes,” she complains.

“We said pub at five. It’s not my fault you weren’t ready.”

“Actually,” Remus says with a self-righteous sniff, “it was. You’re the one who told me to check out padfoot’s blog.”

Lily pauses, looking over at Remus.

“Yeah, three hours ago.”

“Two and a half,” Remus mutters.

“Wow,” Lily smirks. “I knew they’d be your type.”

“Shut up,” Remus grumbles. “We’re going to be late for Weekly Lion’s Den Bitch & Moan.”

“I thought it was impossible to be late for something we scheduled between the two of us,” Lily says mockingly.

Remus walks off without her, ignoring the sound of Lily’s cackles following her down the street.

Sirius straightens up from the computer and looks for James. He’s in downward dog position in the kitchen area, because of course.

“Hey,” they say, “quick question.”

“I’ve told you a million times not to interrupt me while my arse is reaching for the sky.” James sounds a little strained, but he still manages to get in a sigh.

Sirius groans. “This is important!”

“More important than my spiritual health?” But James walks slowly into a forward fold, and Sirius waits for him to get upright, one vertebrae at a time. They tap their fingers against their laptop.

James reaches his hands up towards the sun – or in this case, the orange plastic lamp in their kitchen – then finally gives Sirius attention.

“Okay, what’s the quick question?”

“How long should you be mutuals with someone before casually striking up a friendship?” It’s probably not causal to even ask that literally two minutes after the person follows you back, but whatever.

James rolls up his mat and chuckles. “You’re talking to me, literally the least casual person this side of the equator.”

Sirius frowns. They’re used to James always giving advice. Admittedly, sometimes it’s bad advice, but nonetheless.

“You mean I have to use my own judgment? Eh.”

“When I’m your manager you’ll never have to do that,” James jokes.

Sirius doesn’t reply; they’re actually checking out the pretty stranger’s blog now. The title is ‘why are they forcing me to have a title’ and the bio just says ‘she/her’. The pictures are the only thing on the blog. Well, that didn’t exactly help. Tumblr friendships are usually based on mutual interest. Maybe they could strike up a conversation about lilacs?

“Okay, well, thanks for nothing,” they tell James. “I have nothing to go on, my crops are dying, and I haven’t even posted a video in a week.”

“But your crop tops are fine.” James winks and slumps down next to Sirius, looking over their shoulder at the mysterious whale person. “Wow, pretty.”

“I know! The only good thing on Tumblr today. I need more!”

“You need chill,” James says firmly. “Wanna go to the pub?”

Sirius closes the laptop decisively. “Always.”

“Let me change, I’ll be ready in a few.” James gets up, giving Sirius an unnecessarily detailed view of his ass in yoga pants. “And you should put on one of those crop tops.”

“But remember the last time you went out in yoga pants.” Sirius grins. “Worked out well, didn’t it?”

James shakes his head. “Not tonight, honey, I’m tired.”

“It’s hard work being popular.” Sirius shrugs.

They do take James’ advice to change into a crop top, because even if James isn’t up to being hit on, Sirius could use the validation. And they look fucking awesome in a crop top and fishnets.

It’s just a few days after payday, and the time of day when people are off work, so they only barely manage to get the last free booth. Sirius sits down on the edge of the sofa, strategically placing one leg over the other so they’re visible to the people who pass by. It might not be a whale pun or lilacs, but Sirius’ legs rarely fail them.

James returns with an ale for Sirius and his own awful lager with cordial in it. The pink makes it look pretty, but that’s its only redeeming feature in Sirius’ opinion. James sighs happily when he takes the first sip, though.

“Did I tell you about that movie I found the other day? It’s like a comedy about vampires and werewolves, it’s amazing.”

Sirius listens to James try to explain it, and they then spend a considerable amount of time discussing various vampire questions. Do they get boners, and how? Can vampires be vegan? Are there vampires working night jobs that no one knows about?

Their stomach is hurting from laughing by the time Sirius gets up to get a second round. When they get back, James isn’t alone.

Remus pushes the door open to The Drunk Carnation, holding it politely for Lily, in spite of what a pain she’s being today. It is Lily’s turn to buy the drinks, which cheers Remus up slightly. At least if she’s going to be mocked she can do it over some semi-expensive alcohol.

Once they’re seated, Remus quickly changes the subject away from Tumblr.

“So how’s your acting class going?”

“Pretty well,” Lily says, sipping at her Seven and Seven. “That creep still won’t stop asking me out.”

“I thought you were going to ask the cute clumsy one to pretend to be your boyfriend?”

Lily shrugs.

“I still might. It’s sort of hilarious watching him work up the nerve to talk to me, though. I’m not sure if I want to put him out of his misery yet.”

“You’re a cruel woman, Lily Evans.”

“Anyway,” Lily says, shrugging off what she probably considers a compliment, “you aren’t getting off that easy. What did you think of padfoot?”

Remus groans, dropping her forehead onto the table and nearly tipping over her can of PBR.

“They’re fine,” she grumbles.

“Someone’s got a crush,” Lily sing-songs. “Hang on.” Her tone of voice changes slightly, and Remus looks up, following her line of sight. She recognizes when Lily’s ‘cute person’ radar is going off. “Weirdly,” Lily continues, looking back at Remus, “that’s him. They guy from acting class.”

“Oh,” Remus frowns. “The creepy one or the one you’ve set your cap for?”

Lily snorts.

“The latter, Jane Austen.” Remus smiles over the top of her beer, but doesn’t reply. Lily looks oddly hesitant for a moment, before her expression clears. “We’re going to go say hi,” she says firmly. Remus groans, but let’s Lily tug her to her feet. “Oh stop moaning,” Lily says.

“I thought this was a dedicated romance-free evening,” Remus says self-righteously.

“It’s just a hello.” Lily strikes a pose as soon as they’re alongside the table, cocking one hip and tilting her head flirtatiously. “James. Fancy seeing you here.”

The man at the table starts slightly, looking up from his phone. He widens his eyes and nearly drops the poor phone into his drink.

“Lily? Oh. Wow, hi. Hello.” Remus stifles a smile as James glances over at her. “Erm,” he says, getting awkwardly to his feet and holding out a hand. “I’m James.”

“Remus.”

“Nice to meet you,” James says politely, before his eyes drift inevitably back over to Lily. “Would you two like to sit?”

Lily looks over at Remus, raising an eyebrow. Remus sighs inwardly, resigning herself to a dull evening of playing third wheel. She knows Lily will go back to their table without protest if Remus asks her to, but she can also see that Lily is more interested in James than her conversation about him had let on.

“Sure,” Remus says, sliding into one side of the booth. She sits on the end, so Lily and James are forced to sit next to each other. Lily grins at her from across the table, and James looks to be a strange combination of thrilled and alarmed.

Remus is just trying to think of a way to excuse herself to give the two of them some time to talk, when someone else approaches the booth.

“I leave for two minutes and you’ve already replaced me,” the person says, heaving a dramatic sigh. Remus just barely manages not to jerk up her head, but she’s staring so intently at her beer that it’s possible she looks like some sort of deranged beer label design student.

Oh no, Remus thinks. I recognize that voice. James is babbling out some kind of protest and Remus’ stomach clenches up. Have we interrupted some kind of date?

Fortunately, Lily quickly takes charge.

“You’re too late. He’s mine now,” she says with a grin. James looks like he’s struggling not to combust on the spot, and Remus stifles a laugh. She’s grateful Lily’s given her a moment to get her equilibrium back. The stranger, padfoot, Remus’ brain helpfully supplies, slides into the booth next to Remus. She turns, friendly expression carefully propped up on her face, and smiles.

“Hello. I’m Remus. The extremely rude one across the way is Lily.”

“Cheers,” Lily says, sipping her drink.

“Sirius,” padfoot says with a grin, holding out a hand. Remus shakes it, trying not to look terribly star-struck.

I can be chill about this, she tells herself firmly. A tiny voice in the back of her mind is screaming that’s a GIANT lie, Lupin. Sirius is even cuter in person and they’re right there, nearly touching her and they smell really nice and it’s horribly distracting. She can’t even escape to the bar to get her head together because Sirius has just brought new drinks and Remus is now trapped against the wall.

“So,” she says a bit desperately, “how do you two know each other?”

Lily, who has apparently decided she’s fulfilled her helpfulness quotient for the year, just smirks at Remus over her drink and lets her flounder.

“How don’t we know each other?” Sirius waggles their eyebrows and grins. They then want to punch their own face.

James laughs nervously and glances at Lily. She is pretty, but he’s pathetic. Unlike Sirius, who’s the epitome of coolness right about now.

Remus looks a little pink. It’s adorable. “Oh, were you on a–”

“I beg you not to finish that sentence,” James cuts in. “Sirius is just being a dick. We know each other from school, way back.”

“Clearly this school thing is the way to meet people,” Remus says. Sirius laughs, possibly more than the joke warrants.

But Remus is wearing another t-shirt with whales, and is so beautiful, and Sirius feels like bursting into song. They’re lucky Remus and Lily didn’t turn up after a couple more beers.

“I like your shirt,” they say and nod towards Remus’ chest.

Remus looks down on her beer and giggles. “Whale whale whale,” she says, then looks up. “Get it?”

Lily groans on the other side of the table, but Sirius laughs again. They can’t seem to help it. This person is their kryptonite. “That’s funny. Do you have more of these?”

Remus tells them about the overWHALEmed t-shirt and Sirius pretends not to already know about it. James casts a smug glance at Sirius every now and then, but he looks too nervous himself to be gloating.

“What do you do for fun?” Remus asks, turned to Sirius, her leg almost touching their skin through the fishnets.

“I like singing,” Sirius says. “But it’s not too serious.”

“Ha–” Remus starts, and Sirius groans and buries their head in their arms. “Sorry,” Remus adds quickly. “I’m sure you get that a lot.”

“You have no idea.” Sirius lifts their head again and smiles. “Anyway. What do you like?”

Remus hesitates. “I write,” she says. “But nothing too– er, consequential.”

“Nice save.” Sirius braves nudging her arm with their elbow, and Remus looks at them and smiles.

Sirius doesn’t want to look away. Remus smiles like she’s holding back a much bigger smile, giving the impression that there’s just too much sunshine in her to contain. Sirius spills over.

“I followed you on Tumblr earlier today,” they blurt out. “I liked your selfies.”

Remus goes red. That was the last reaction Sirius had anticipated, but it’s not terrible. “I know,” she admits. “I don’t understand why, though.”

Because you’re beautiful. “They were very aesthetically pleasing pictures,” Sirius improvises. “I was so uninspired and then I saw them and it was good content, what can I say.”

Remus is shaking her head. “Not as good as your singing.”

“You checked out my blog?” At this point, the point where their arms are touching feels like burning, but it’d be weird to move now. Also, Sirius doesn’t want to.

“I don’t have more than ten followers, of course I get curious,” Remus says defensively. She’s not moving her arm, either.

“Really?!” Tumblr really is a hellsite. Remus, no more than ten followers? Atrocious.

“Yes?” Remus looks puzzled.

“You don’t want more?” Sirius is grappling with this concept.

“Not really.” Remus shrugs. “Anyway, I listened to a bunch of your songs, and I really liked them. You should be the one with more followers.”

“Thank you.” Sirius doesn’t know what else to say.

Lily clears her throat. “Excuse me for interrupting what I’m sure would have been an incredibly drawn out flirting process, but I’d like my best friend back, so if you could just exchange numbers now that’d be great.”

Sirius makes a surprised exhale, and Remus moves her arm back at lightning speed. “I will murder you,” she says calmly.

Lily just smiles at her. “Sure, but let’s get drinks first.”

“I’m sorry,” Remus mutters. “May I get out?”

Sirius gets up and gives way, watching with amusement at how James tries not to die when Lily passes him in closer proximity than he could possibly have hoped to have her. They say goodbye, and Lily and Remus start walking away before Sirius finds their bearings.

“Wait!” They take a few long steps to catch up. “Actually, Remus, I’d like that number, if you want to give it to me.”

Remus raises her eyebrows and her mouth opens slightly. How she’s making “flummoxed” look hot, Sirius has no idea.

“Sure, yeah.”

Lily looks extremely smug as they exchange numbers. Sirius is not looking forward to the look on James’ face when they get back to him.

Remus gives them one last barely-contained smile before her and Lily leave, for real this time.

Sirius looks at their phone and starts laughing. Remus saved her number as ‘whale endowed’.

Yes, Sirius has definitely been struck by inspiration.

#wolfstar introvert prompt #wolfstar #trans marauders #tumblr au #bunfox productions #my fic #jamie writes lily so well i'm :')#collabing is so fun i hope yall enjoy this as much as i did lmao

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i-like-your-genitalia · 7 years ago

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all of 'em?

I love you, whoever you are anon! You cater to my need for attention 😂

1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?

Okay whether or not my sexual attraction to guys is because I’m actually attracted to them or it is because from birth I’ve been told that I need and have to be sexually attracted to them

Also taxes and mortgages

2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?

Yes, my best friend and my girlfriend

3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?

Nah not really! As long as it wasn’t affecting their ability to function at work and with others and wasn’t costing us financially

4: Do you find it easy to trust? N/A

5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?

Rewatching criminal minds

6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?

Probably my sister or one of my best friends lmao

7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?

Fuck, I honestly don’t know. I’d like to say I’d go off! But I hate confrontation so I’d probably leave and never talk to them again

8: Are you close with your dad?

Yeah, we have our ups and downs but we are close!

9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?

I wish I had been kissing @dysfunctionalgroup

10: What are you listening to?

Humble (ft Emma Sameth) by Crvde

11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?

Orange juice

12: Do you like hickeys?

Yes ahaha, but I think it’s a little tacky to have heaps of visible ones (like on your neck and they are excessive)

13: What time do you go to bed?

Anytime between 9pm to 2am

14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down? N/A

15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both? N/A

16: Do you always answer your texts?N/A

17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?

I don’t hate them but it flickers between neutral feelings and anger

18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?

I’m talking to them right now

19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?

Yes

20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?

I am going regret going to sleep at 2 when I wake up

21: Is anyone else in the room with you?

Sadly no

22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?

Yes definitely, good vibes and do as you want to be done by

23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?

In some ways yes, but also I’m not exactly unhappy right now!

24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with? N/A

25: In the past week, have you cried? N/A

26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?

Right now? I’m not wearing one, it’s way too hot!

27: Do people ever call you by your surname?

I don’t think i have ever been called it? Unless you count it in a professional setting? Like Ms —-?

28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?

Lmao probably?

29: Do you have a best friend? N/A

30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?

Not particularly no!

31: Who was your last call/text message from?

My last call was from my sister telling me to come see her in her room! And last text message to one of my mates

32: Are you mad at anyone?

Yes one of sister friends! She treats her boyfriend like shit! He’s too good for her tbh

33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

Yeah Ahahaha

34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?

Fuck idk????

35: How many more days until your birthday? N/A

36: Do you have any summer plans yet?

Work, sleep, eat, try not to be too anti social

37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?

Used to! Turns out dudes can be bigger snakes and drama queens than girls

38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?

Nah, honestly she probably knows too much about me

39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?

Yeah, and I’m not gonna tell what it is

40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?

Nah, not really

41: Do you think age matters in relationships?

Yes, don’t date someone who is underage, especially if the fact they are young is the main reason you want to date! As for older people, like a 25 yr old with like 50 yr old! Then whatever floats your boat!

42: Are you available?

I’m with someone, it is technically an open relationship! However I’m not actively looking for anyone else at the moment!

43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?

Since I’ve been out of high school???? Probably 2?

44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?

I want a nipple piercing but I have inverted nipples so that not gonna really work out for me

45: Do you believe exes can be friends? N/A

46: Do you regret anything?

Not admitting my feelings to someone earlier and not being friends with my best friend earlier!!!

47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?

How bad my chafing is going to be tomorrow and what episode of criminal minds I’m up to!

48: Did you ever lose a best friend?

Yeah, I’ve lost a few sadly

49: Was your last kiss a mistake? N/A

50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?

Well I am, but it’s very long distance, just over 12,000 miles. So we are together but also it’s difficult!

51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?

Nah!

52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?

Nope

53: What was the last thing you ate?

Burger and curly fries

54: Did you get any compliments today?

Yes but I’m always up for more 👌🏽💕

55: Where are you going on your next vacation?

Fingers crossed for Disneyland (France) or Barcelona but it’ll probably be the UK

56: Do you own anything from other countries?

Yeah Ahahaha

57: Are most of your friend guys or girls?

It used to be a good mix but at the moment it’s mostly girls

58: Where have you lived most of your life?

New Zealand 🇳🇿♥️

59: When was the last time you took a long drive?

New Zealand probably when I drove to Upper Hutt (which is is like a solid hour and a bit from where I lived and I was freaking out that I was gonna drive past it and have to drive all the way to Masterton)

60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?

Ahahah yes! It was so long ago

61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?

Never, I kinda want to try it tho

62: Who do you text the most?

Probably my sister

63: What was the last movie you saw?

All the shrek movies

64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?

The fact they hate their ex and he’s a complete douche canoe

65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011?

I don’t think I’d even had one at that point! I was like 13

66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?

No but my first boyfriend was 😂

67: Do you curse around your parents?

No, but one day I’m going to slip up!

68: Are you happy with where you live?

I’d rather be back in New Zealand! But Spain is definitely an awesome place to say I’ve lived

69: Picture of yourself?

70: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?

Okay, both! It’s all about what you are your partner are comfortable with! I’d be happy in a monogamous relationship and I’m happy with an open one! As long as boundaries and communication is clear!

71: Have you ever been dumped?

Yeah ahahahahah

72: What do you most like about making out?

Being close with someone, that they are your focus and you are theirs!

73: Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?

Yeah!

74: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?

Most of my kisses (which despite how it sounds have been fairly limited) are usually initiated by the other person

75: What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive? N/A

76: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?

My girlfriend

77: Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?

Nope!

78: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?

Nope!

79: What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?

Compliments of any kind tbh, and thoughtful actions and words! Also food

80: Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?

Yeah, I definitely wouldn’t be opposed too it

81: Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?

82: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?

It all depends, the more serious the crush the less likely I am to tell people

83: Do you miss your last sweetie?

Yeah, but as a friends

84: Last time you slow danced with someone?

My girlfriend at the school ball! We weren’t dating then tho!

85: Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?

I wouldn’t say dated, but I’ve had a thing with someone I’d never met in real life

86: How can I win your heart?

Good food, compliments and pampering me

87: What is your astrological sign?

Leo 🦁

88: What were you doing last night at 12 AM?

Still watching criminal minds

89: Do you cook?

Yeah I actually quite like cooking

90: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?

Yeah, my first boyfriend! We broke up and it was alg! And even tho we lived close we never talked or caught up. But we went on holiday to the same place! So when I saw him the next year! We kinda settles back into how we were, when we were together 😂

91: If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship? N/A

92: Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?

I’ve only had 2-3 serious relationships but casually dated a few people!

93: What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest? N/A

94: Name four things that you wish you had!

MoneyMy girlfriend and best friend close byMy dream jobA house, that I wasn’t having to pay off

95: Are you a player?

Not purposely

96: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?

Not romantically or sexually! But probably in a platonic setting ????

97: Are you a tease?

Not intentionally

98: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?

Sadly not yet! But fingers crossed I’ll get to see @geek-without-a-social-life and @lovely-babbi soon! 🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽

99: Have you ever been deeply in love with someone? N/A

100: Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?

@dysfunctionalgroup also all my amazing mutuals! If I wasn’t such a broke bitch! I’d fly and take each one of you on a date 😘😘😘

101: Hugs or Kisses? N/A

102: Are you too shy to ask someone out?

Only if the other person is more extroverted than me, if I’m the more extroverted one! I’d make the first move

103: The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

How built their shoulders and arms are, then their face!

104: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?

Yesss, I love pet names

105: If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it?

Depends on their relationship? If it was causal or open then alg? But if not! I’d not so kindly to fuck off and that if they are looking for attention elsewhere! At least be decent enough to break up with the other person

106: Do you flirt a lot?

Kinda, it’s more just too banter

107: Your last kiss?

I while I was clubbing! I met a guy I knew and we had a brief make out session!

108: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012?

Nah it probably been max 4

109: Have you kissed anyone in the past month?

Lmao no one

110: If you could kiss anyone who would it be?

My girlfriend

111: Do you know who you’ll kiss next?

Hopefully someone hot

112: Does someone like you currently?

Yes my girlfriend and at least one other person

113: Do you currently have feelings for anyone?

Ya, my girlfriend

114: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?

Serious relationships, but flings are still a good time!

115: Ever made out with just a friend?

Not that I can remember

116: Are you happier single or in a relationship?

They are different kinds of happy! So either way I’m content

#thank you anon #also tmi #my asks #answered asks #ask me anything

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norman-reedus-gossip-mod · 8 years ago

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Anon: Mod what's going on? Has something happened with the DK crapfest? Why are people acting like it's confirmed they are together? I thought everything was still speculation?? He still put out that denial. I can't believe he would lie and then risk getting caught 2 weeks later, it's not even like he could hide in Barcelona with the media circus going on so why deny it to make himself look the worst he could look? --mod-- Nothing new has happened. Still just speculation and theory right now.   

Anon:  A wee bit creepy how someone follows his friends and family on sm so closely don't you think so? Specially the mother of his child. Maybe her way to show she stalks his relationships    Anon:  The thing about believing Norman and Diane have been "just friends" for 2 years is that even though they barely spend any time in the same city, she's the only one he's been romantically linked to in tabloids. So if "just friends" is true then seemingly norman hasn't been in any relationship since late 2014? Possible, but pretty unlike him, hasn't he been a serial dater since the 90's? Unless he's hiding a Secret Girlfriend in GA 8 months/yr, Diane is the only one ever spotted with him, so... --mod-- He's been spotted with lots of ladies but since she's famous people notice her more, people here have speculated about him being with a bunch of different women in the last year or so, but again since non were famous the public at large never took notice. It also depends on what your definition of relationship is, I mean he could have a few relationships where they sink each other's battleships but it's nothing serious.

    Anon:  I know DK is off topic and I have no agenda here since I really don't care about the DK/NR thing but just wanted to share that this whole time I kept hearing her name and that she was the girl in Inglorious Basterds I assumed she was the character Melanie Laurent played (since that was the blond I remembered). My mind is now blown that I was remembering the wrong blond female character the whole time and they aren't the same person. LMAO. --mod-- 🤣🤣🤣

    Anon:  Wow. Helena has been posting pics of her Ukraine trip and now DK posts what I assume is her grandfather in the same black and white style as Helena. I predict her IG will now change to mirror Helena's. It is so obvious. I wonder if DK will get a dog soon and post about social causes. I bet she's just hoping HC or N will like her post. She's so transparent. --mod-- To be fair black and white photos are pretty common.    

Anon:  I see DK is emulating HC's posts. The only good thing is that she may actually be in Germany now. --mod-- Not sure how 1 b&w is emulating.

    Anon:  Im new to tumblr sorry if im sending this in the wrong way but I do think its a little weird HC followed DK on Instagram. I always got the feeling she didn't like her (thankfully she has a brain) sorry but I hate to think N would be that stupid to get hooked up with someone like DK. I think he is wrapped up in her for the wrong reasons. She wants kids (I always thought N still does) and she's convenient. Assuming he is with her. Hes just a little blinded. We all know how that is. Right?    

Anon:  Expect some sort of DK stunt or pap shot right before Norman's appearance on Fallon. She'll try to force his hand again.   Anon:  Can't wait to see DK incognito hanging around Fallon's studio on Friday. It's too good an op to pass up. She'll just happened to get "caught" waiting for her "rumored" boyfriend in that black hoodie. 😂 I kid, but I still wouldn't be surprised.    Anon:  I wouldn't be surprised if Fallon asks about his love life just so Norman can say he's single. --mod-- I feel like Jimmy Fallon is more of a good time fun show and he really doesn't ask those types of questions. Also I hope they pretend the couch is a motorcycle again.   

Anon:  Notice how DK followed HC so she could "like" her humanitarian work? Hmmmm Also, notice how Norman hasn't liked any of DK's photos since before Spain. Hmmmm again ....

.    Anon:  I wouldn't be surprised if that DK movie with Susan Sarandon falls through. Right now, DK is not exactly a hot commodity and the garage pics and Spain mess have put a black mark on her name making her look like an obsessed woman stalking her man. She's not a big star and can easily be replaced. I wouldn't be surprised if she "pulls out" i.e. they cut her loose. They don't need her drama which is why she seems to work only with her friends who are producers and directors. --mod-- 😶

    Anon:  I think it's really odd that DK has been unseen since she hastily left Spain. I think she knows this whole thing blew up in her face and she's embarrassed. You know she'd be gloating if things went well. Also, interesting choice posting a 9-1/2 weeks video. Isn't that movie about someone who has asexual only relationship (despite her being consumed with him) with a guy that it turns out she knows nothing about? Sound familiar. --mod-- I've never seen that movie    Anon:  Mod: Thank you for allowing us to discuss DK on the mod blog. I am sure many of us want to discuss it. Thanks for giving us a safe, unbiased place to do if. --mod-- Ya welcome 🤗    

Anon:Interesting how N has not liked 1 post of DK's since Barcelona. He was liking them regularly after the garage thing. Maybe he is not playing nice this time.    Anon:  Want to make a bet that DK just happens to be photographed near the Jimmy Fallon's studio on Friday?    Anon:  So DK followed HC, N followed HC and the HC followed DK. Could be that N and HC have made it known they are watching DK's shenanigans. Maybe DK followed HC (that happened first) to keep tabs because she is Not in contact with N right now. I doubt people in their 40s are announcing or condoning relationships on IG. --mod-- I think I've gone cross eyed   

Anon:  Can i ask a question? Why do so many people believe that DK calls the paps? Is there any prove of that? She doesn't look very happy in the pictures from barcelona. Maybe she got hate for nothing. --mod-- Sure. It's well known that she pays for play, mostly from the Daily Mail and a few other outlets. She's not as popular as she was awhile ago, paps usually won't take pictures of someone that they aren't going to make money from. Celebs sometimes hire paps to set a certain narrative, totally not saying this is what she did in Spain, whether it's the happy family or the heartbroken lover. Does that make sense    

Anon: Hey i'm not american and i'm not into the whole usa's fandons and artists, so i really don't understand why the people calls Diane Kruger "bitch" or "atention needed"(?) Can you explain for me PLEASE? I just know her from tarantino's movie and it's all 😂😂😂 (Sorry for the english) -mod-- She pretty notorious for being extremely difficult to work with and outright rude to people she thinks she's better than. A lot of people that have come across her say she not a nice person.   

  Anon:  I guess it isn't SO strange that HC followed DK back after all, they are both former models, about the same age as well. But seriously, I doubt that there is anything else than publicity hunger and lust for intrigue behind DK's intentions. Why both Norman and now HC agrees to the charade I will never get --mod-- Not sure they agreed to anything

    Anon: I tried but DK is just so fake. She cares more about how photos look to everyone then about real people in them. Just like when she went to a charity event &left so quickly after it was over and then snarked a person on her IG for being sad they didn't get a pic with her since she was gone. Sorry but if Norman is really with her it does change what I think about him. It makes me think he's just as fake as she is on top of him lying about it and UGH. I can't support him knowing that. Heartbroken

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heartofheir · 8 years ago

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Psst. You know why I'm here. Do eeeeet. :3c

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1,2 3 and 10 are done! :D

4: Do you find it easy to trust others?not really lmao

5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?knitting and listening to the off topic podcast

6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?my dogs and @themysteriousballetanon 7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?lie down on the floor, cry and than kick their ass8: Are you close with your dad?kinda, we are both have the same kind of humour and personality which is p cool

9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?ye i smooch my doggos when i got bk from work last night

11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?coffee, its got some water in it so ill be fine

12: Do you like hickeys?ye

13: What time do you go to bed?5:30am oops

14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?ya

15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?nah im quicker with both hands ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

16: Do you always answer your texts?yea unless i forget or fall asleep

17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?Y U P

18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?yesterday; we all went to the beach it was top notch

19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?my dogs and my siblings even though they are all little shits

20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?probs something about being tired af

21: Is anyone else in the room with you?i hope not….

22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?i guess?

23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?nope

24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?i think so

25: In the past week, have you cried?yea

26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?maroon

27: Do people ever call you by your last name?yea a variation of it that i cant say cause i dont wanna give my last name out to the interwebs lmao

28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?possibly

29: Do you have a best friend?yea kinda

30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?nope

31: Who was your last call/text message from?my manager telling me what time i start work tomorrow

32: Are you mad at anyone?i dont get mad i just get tired™

33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?yea

34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?21

35: How many more days until your birthday?im not doing math go away

36: Do you have any summer plans yet?nope just working alot r.i.p me

37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?ye! :D

38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?yup one of them doesnt even know im gay lmao

39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?ye

40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?kinda?

41: Do you think age matters in relationships?if theres a giant age gap than yea it does

42: Are you available?nope! :D

43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?no idea my dude

44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?so many!! i wanna get an industrial, another helix ring, maybe my tongue, nipples lol, belly button and my second lot of normal ear piercings plus alot more ear ones

45: Do you believe exes can be friends?it can be awkward af but yea

46: Do you regret anything?lots of things lmao

47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?im running out of mango ice tea :(

48: Did you ever lose a best friend?yea

49: Was your last kiss a mistake?yes and no?

50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?she already said yes! (miraculously)

51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?yep

52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?he was an ass to me last time we spoke so no

53: What was the last thing you ate?i got one of the chefs at work to make me gnocchi it was delicious

54: Did you get any compliments today?nope but one of my new coworkers last night said i was really good at my job!! :O

55: Where are you going on your next vacation?no where so far, but one of my friends wants to go to rottnest at some point though

56: Do you own anything from other countries?ye! my auntie went to france and brought me bk a really pretty kitty mask not a furry lol

57: Are most of your friend guys or girls?i guess its even but more so guys

58: Where have you lived most of your life?i use to travel around when i was younger but now ive been in the same spot for 10 years I NEED TO L E A V E

59: When was the last time you took a long drive?i wasnt the one driving but it was when i was a babby and we drove from my hometown to perth took us 5 hours

60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?nope

61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?nah but our house was tomatoed once

62: Who do you text the most?it changes all the time

63: What was the last movie you saw?moana! i loved it!!

64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex? i dont actually know

65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011?none

66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?nope

67: Do you curse around your parents?not on purpose it just slips out

68: Are you happy with where you live?nope

69: Picture of yourself?

70: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?im a jealous hoe so just monogamous

71: Have you ever been dumped?no

72: What do you most like about making out?i dont think a guy being like a mcfucking vacumn cleaner counts as making out so i wouldnt know

73: Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?yes but again i dont think it counts as making out

74: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?i just go ‘fuck it' and do it (but only if i know they cool with it)

75: What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?hands and backs, also necks

76: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?a friend i use to go to school with

77: Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?nah

78: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?nope

79: What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?pickup lines im a sucker for them

80: Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?ye! i loves kids

81: Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?yea

82: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?nope

83: Do you miss your last sweetie?fuck no

84: Last time you slow danced with someone?MCFUCKING YR 9 there was this guy who liked me since yr 7 and me and him were both in dance class at school and OF COURSE the dance teacher put us together for the slow dance performance i left dance and moved to drama cause it just got way too uncomfortable

85: Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?ye! im dating a furry from the internet

86: How can I win your heart?you already have ;0

87: What is your astrological sign?cancer! karkat

88: What were you doing last night at 12 AM?the same thing i was doing at 11pm

89: Do you cook?ye but i tend to set things on fire

90: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?ye

91: If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?i dont have to wish :D

92: Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?id prefer a monogamous relationship

93: What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?not a clue my dude

94: Name four things that you wish you had!more garlic bread from work (we make the BEST gb), mango ice tea, unlimited wifi and a phone that can actually work

95: Are you a player?of games, yes; of people, no

96: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?nope

97: Are you a tease?ive been told i am but i dont mean to lmao

98: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?i saw @miss--kiwi yesterday at work and than she was mean 2 me even after i gave her gb :

99: Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?what even is love

100: Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?id date the FUCK outta @themysteriousballetanon

101: Hugs or Kisses?both! oxox

102: Are you too shy to ask someone out?normally yes but sometimes ill have a rare moment of bravery lmao

103: The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?height

104: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?may or may not be a kink for me LMAO

105: If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it?fuck no

106: Do you flirt a lot?i have no idea how so sometimes ppl think im flirting when im being friendly, or think im being friendly when im flirting

107: Your last kiss?sometime in September in the back of a car with a VACUUM APPARENTLY

108: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012?nope

109: Have you kissed anyone in the past month?only my doggos cause they deserve all the kisses

110: If you could kiss anyone who would it be?my girlfriend even though im not into kissing furries :3c

111: Do you know who you’ll kiss next?my dogs and hopefully teanii

112: Does someone like you currently?i would hope my gf does

113: Do you currently have feelings for anyone?ye!! :D

114: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?flings really arent that great

115: Ever made out with just a friend?ye

116: Are you happier single or in a relationship?i thrive off affection so id prefer a relationship

117. you didnt give me a question to answer and ur asleep rn so imma use this spot to say ur a gotdamn cutie

#asks #this took me so long cause i had to leave for work lmao

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*HUGE* Halloween Home Decor Haul Avelina De Moray

Hi there every body! Welcome to my channel .Glad October, the month of Halloween it is coming near I inspiration i’d better get my act collectively and in reality film my halloween haul n the month of Hallowee,n so it is on before …..Halloween in view that final 12 months I received my blood tutorial on a few days late….My unhealthy!!!! For those who guys have kids you realize why shit is perpetually late okay so as you recognize I used to be in LA not too long ago for 2 weeks and as an Australian living in a country that does not relatively have fun Halloween they’re opening to slowly embrace it but via include it I imply having one small little Halloween section in an complete storm so type of a letdown I used to be so excited to find out that I used to be visiting to LA across the Halloween season in view that all of the shops went nuts and i am so excited to show you what I purchased i’m gonna with one of the crucial serious decor considering there are just a few strange items in right here you understand you know what i am talking about when you comply with me on Instagram I put up reports like this about 50 reports a day so when you followed me while I was in LA you can comprehend what my husband bought anyway let’s get started with whatever serious the very first thing I need to exhibit you this is wonderful the scale of this I noticed it and that i fell in love i am like i need this on my wall no longer necessarily exactly Halloween themed however Gothic however and that i must have it it can be simply lovely so this was once from i will inform you because i do know this was from Halloween time Burbank l. A. And that i purchased a number of quite cool matters from this retailer and that is a Halloween headquartered retailer that’s open all yr circular which i suppose is rather cool we just do not have the Halloween tradition here where a store could preserve itself and be open all year circular the following is this beautiful lovely little signs crisis thingy I’ve received a lot of science i need sit luckily a excellent a big apartment however I have got to figure out where they’re going so this simply stood out to me the colours that we just had the completely happy Halloween I think it’s relatively lovable have no idea the place i will put yeah but that was once first-rate continuing with the theme of science i’ve this sign right here as quickly as I saw it i am like yeah which parking best violators will have a spell cast on them that’s pretty cool and this i will be able to tell you seeing that I don’t forget was once from Michelson yet another signal this used to be one one selected feeling lucky psychic predict the longer term knowing the prior so he bought this for the recording studio that we’re engaged on and the article that I hold noticing with the entire signs which have seen is that they’re very professional like they are not simply squares like in Australia they’ll simply do squares or rectangles where right here they they cut shapes out they usually they put the little witches broom on high there’s simply the awareness to element is impeccable so that is simply solid timber yet another lovely addition to our ever-developing facet collection ok now I want to exhibit you the 2 ridiculous things that one became out now not so ridiculous I sincerely ended up liking and it goes really good with a different object that I purchased however his first ridiculous thing and again i don’t really you ready for it large toad I mean the one factor that makes this Halloweeny is that it was once located within the Halloween section in one of the crucial outlets and it can be style of creepy but apart from that i am like why why and the children hate it that is terrified of it so yeah that is the first creepy factor that fun however the subsequent factor I can not throw considering that i’ll break it is it was Frankenstein it was once just white plaster they had different huge tremendous plaster heads and so they’re simply white yeah Mon sprayed that silver chorim nevertheless it honestly works rather well subsequent to the next thing that i’ll exhibit you which ones was a lantern I forgot to turn my mobilephone on silent whoops this has the label on it this was once from Ross Ross’s I consider it is simply Ross the identify Ross I fell in love with this I ought to perform a little shout out to jewel cher i am hoping i’m pronouncing her Instagram name thoroughly she’s a lovely mother she just had a new little one i really like following her style anyway i assume it can be her and said howdy you might have just bought she’s received graphics of decor every single day like regularly shopping i will be able to relate to that i’m like woman the place do I need to go inform me and she despatched me to all these stores so really this Halloween haul do not have kind of occurred without her so huge thanks it is right here how lovely is it adore it’s stable metallic once more if this used to be in Australia that may simply be plastic and it’s received a little bit yeah a little bit again section there so that you could pop to you like chocolates in I did are trying that beanie difficulty i have with that is motive this steel it can be most likely a conductor so it it really heats up so i’m gonna put it faraway from the children faraway from some thing that might trap hearth i am particularly clumsy wish it like that so these two together can i remind you we were touring america k so Australians you could have a suitcase restrict of 23 kilos this guy is with ease four or 5 kilos and this isn’t heavy that is like due to the fact it’s hole it but it surely’s huge and you couldn’t put something inside it so we left Sydney with one suitcase one had new smaller suitcase packed inside of my suitcase however we came we came residence with six we got here dwelling with six suitcases for have been on the brink of being oversized so full particularly huge suitcases after which two of the largest hand luggages in all probability placed on the aircraft with out you recognize moving into challenge okay carrying on with on how cool is that this also from Michaels which and noted hell yeah I simply saw that and that i thought that is going to make me appear so much cooler after I believe my youtube movies and i really like that the straw is difficult and it can be like Charlie Halloween themed like an orange stripes I simply saw that it can be actual good best it used to be pendulous rather having fun with that i’m gonna keep that right there so i can stay hydrated let’s proceed along with the consuming utensils oh okay i am again next up also from Michaels was this lovely purple you could you see that that’s a cranium within hopefully that’s being picked up by means of the camera however I just love that and i really like matters which are red and it goes by means of all of my nails which are bloody k next on the cups this was once $5 I are not able to bear in mind where this just but i’m virtually I feel it would even be Michaels I simply loved the two-toned glass to style of teal blue and fading to rain again it’s no longer displaying up loopy world yeah i will show it to you on a white heritage higher tremendous cute ok subsequent up on this epic Halloween haul are these beautiful cranium candelabras I acquired to cuz i love symmetry and i frequently buy two of the whole thing always it’s a bit of a main issue I might need help these obtained smashed to pieces on the best way right here i attempted my great to p.C. The entire breakables within clothing and blankets that I get the SI blanket um you will see that that’s absolutely fucked however bun did a quite excellent job of tremendous gluing it back collectively there is just a few matters that we bought that used to be tremendous fragile that like simply obtained smashed to smithereens I suppose it was once simply in one suitcase and i utterly blame the men and women from United airlines in view that there was once a bit ticket saying they searched our bag so all the broken things have been isolated to that one case now not completely satisfied United airlines additionally we didn’t lock the bag it used to be one of the vital baggage we purchased on the last day actually the day that we left and we did not have time to installed the I mean it only takes a 2nd let’s rephrase we could not be afflicted developing the little pet code with the numbers however after we received it again it was once locked and wager what they set the code to established on what used to be inside this suitcase i assume six-six-six and also you have to be questioning good how were you aware what the code I swear bond is like he knows how to do so so much stuff it is ridiculous like in another lifestyles he have to had been like an archaeologist that you know places together bones from tiny fragments on account that he is really excellent at this ship and the children are forever breaking matters but yeah he did that factor that they continually do in like Ocean’s Twelve but I listened to the safe something he hears the clicking like dude you are crazy anyway he heard it and it lined as much as 666 a greater story for you now for those who’ve seen my house you understand I have already got various candelabra so I really didn’t need to any extent further and this one this story behind it’s bittersweet seeing that it is not precisely the person who I wanted so this was once from a store known as Marshalls which I didn’t be aware of at the time however is apparently like a really huge reduction retailer where various they buy stuff from different outlets that do not sell in order that they’re only one offs if I had have known that i will put a photograph of the candelabra see that one significant it’s rather massive it was simplest $30 I did not like I idea it was some thing they’d have in inventory all the time so I did not buy it i am like i will simply come back that was long gone so alternatively I received this little teeny tiny variation but it surely’s still lovely I love it it used to be also Burke on some of the fingers you’ll discover right here is it way more commonly back together however you know if I did not let you know that you just would not understand that and just do not buy a ridiculous amount of Halloween shit while you journey internationally you’ll be best ok the following item was once from Russ I relatively enjoyed their decision of apartment to cool they had plenty of small print on the blanket that I bought was from there I really should have accomplished this whole postal errand you can figure it out that’s best so this is only a beautiful reflect I notion for certain this was once gonna get smashed fingerprints all over it so it’s simply very antiquey watching and it had a skull attached to the entrance of the reflect which style of makes Sameera itself really impractical but I simply liked it as a section of audit publication yeah i’ll find somewhere to have that each one proper the subsequent object I want to share with you is this little skeleton coffin if you happen to’ve watched the video that I placed on good it is today but it is not going to be by the point this video goes on the Halloween shopping video part one at Michael’s you are going to see me get fairly excited over this I consider i will movie a bit video of how these guys look at night for the reason that they’re so exclusive you know you do not get the atmosphere at all for the period of the day and i am all about atmosphere all myths so that is just a bit skeleton dude and that i i might say perspex i’m not going to assert that’s glass either method I did suppose that was once going to break but it failed to and the LED candle inside has a high-quality little go giving it a individuals realism Oh cup of tea times one cup of tea who smash he knows once I’m filming any wreck hmm watch me feel high priced lounge k this subsequent thing used to be additionally from Ross they’d a lot cool stuff if you’re in america and there’s a row retailer close you I incredibly advocate going so the sign was 399 once more so very respectable poison consumed at your possess threat one at the start hung this above our kitchen it’s kind of of a comic story because I burn everything it’s simply cool it spoke to me matters communicate to me i buy them i assume about anything quite jewellery shoes clothing nail components the subsequent object we wish to exhibit you at present is that this crimson bats heart bottle 100% glass 100% pure i love that voice I should do the whole video such as you love it okay yes this one here additionally on hand in inexperienced worry loss of life and magic pre-made character mixtures so these had been from Russ tremendous adorable so that one has a bit sparkly form of Raven going on and it’s bought a group of LEDs that seem like this strung on a copper wire so that they style of jingle about but you are not able to quite see on the grounds that the glass has this distressed look about it it this definitely looks higher for the duration of the day the only factor i do not like about this is when you know you know what ambience and the lights are off this sticky label is transparent so you can’t read it anyway to not smile it is all bonds dancing for me excellent yes sir that’s scorching back pots a hundred% pure really lovable as good these have been sitting on my bookshelf on the moment which has turned extra right into a display just for cool-watching decor rather than housing books however four of the eight shelves do have it that is thanks the subsequent object is that this little cranium looking dude who hasn’t eyeball in the flower Rose this used to be wholly smashed to portions again for now repair that rather a lot for me and again I’ve just been sitting this on my bookshelf I just preferred it rather on the grounds that of the eye with a bit of luck you see it the eye inside the Rose so that was that was creepy and the children are really lovely they requested me about it hi there mom why does our eyes have now not fall thanks yeah i’m gonna smash the whole lot if it wasn’t damaged it is going to be soon next up and this is from Michaels you saw me in that Halloween looking hall get really enthusiastic about this pieces are nonetheless shedding off it as we converse magic potions charms and poisons akin to a stack of books however this is definitely porcelain porcelain ceramic whatever tremendously breakable plaster it came in white or bronze I put the bronze most likely so the ends all chipped up all the corners broke but it surely style of offers it some realism that it did not have earlier than i’m simply pleased it can be nonetheless in a single piece and the highest also it appears relatively exceptional k next up with these coffins I suppose for them to be displayed at full abilities they have got to be sprayed a specific colour so there have been in the craft section one thing along with your raw Frankenstein head which is now watching much better now that he sprayed it so i am definite this may be the identical I have no idea what colour but am i one of a kind Nadia hi there Nadia it sent me a funny picture where she had this kind of that she bought for like final Halloween and i used to be displaying on my Instagram stories how they remove darkness from and she or he used to be like god damn I had no inspiration there was once a change on the backside and then it lit up I simply purchased it because it was once a cool Kaufmann and it does open up so that you would take me please store things within it i’ll exhibit you what matters seem like at night time pleased Halloween I was once just rather impressed with the laser etching on that i really like my lights so I obtained that one I bought trick or treat with some bats on it they might even be cool to show jewellery and you recognize I might allow them to open and up like that i’ll test round with that boots out and the final one this how so much used to be this that is five dollars shutout so this one says trick-or-deal with and once more the artwork caught my attention optimistically you’re seeing how lovely that’s the spider the cat I relatively experience silhouette paintings i have never rather ever performed it myself i might wish to considering that this might have a screen printing fairly well you understand what you simply made God works out of watercolor I do not know what i am gonna do with it it does not have putting so i guess you just sit it on a table but i’m absolutely loving that subsequent up are these adorable indicators that we bought really for our kids one every for their door so it is a little complex to show so warning do not feed the zone peace steals consistently asking about zombies and vampires and monsters and skeletons and things like that he is surely in love with the movie sequence and wishes to cover just think he said to all good he’s four years ancient and this one says element vampire dangers are in a dusk unless dawn they may be simply thicker cardboard so you know they may be now not constituted of steel or anything but it was 99 cents so who gets blended up is this cute throw rug that I purchased I do not know I fairly I do not know if I bought it for myself or pull my it my expensive old son London he’s in love with me I think it possibly south used to be his orange one we have bought with bats on it that is his blankie this is so so so we try to get a just right shot of it it has beautiful spiderweb designs so this used to be $from Russ and the opposite aspect is the most softest fabric I’ve ever felt it simply makes me need to snuggle in bed and do without doubt nothing all day so i’m gonna put that away or else i will end up very unproductive however for $I used to be like god damn that is a cut price but you realize i am no longer very good at math what i have realized is that a lot of 1299 s add as much as fucking lot you

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GODHEAD'S DAUGHTER ELS Traveling Singing Preacher Of Righteousness

Annyeong Haseyo, Ni Ha Ma, Ohayo Or Good Morning Everyone Around The World.... This Is What People Of Racism Get!!! TO REVOLT ON MY HEAVENLY FATHER GOD ELOHIM CREATOR OF HEAVEN AND THE EARTH, Y'ALL NOW HAVE TO DEAL WITH HIS DAUGHTER WHO IS ULTIMATELY ONE IN HIM WHOLEHEARTEDLY FOR ALL ETERNITY!!! IT WAS ADONAI IDEA, TO FOOL OUR ENEMIES, BECAUSE I WAS TRULY HEARTBROKEN OVER MY TWIN, WHO I JUST BEGAN TO REALLY LEARN MORE ABOUT HIM, SO ADONAI CALLED MY NAME, IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE CORNERS, CAME AND GOT HIS BODY, BUT CHECK THIS OUT, THE VERY AMBULANCE TOLD US THAT THEIR DOCTORS MADE THE CALL NOT TO PUT THE BREATHING MACHINE ON HIM, JUST BECAUSE HE WAS A YOUNG DEARLY, BELOVED CHOSEN BY GODHEAD PRECIOUS ANOINTED PROPHET OF GODHEAD, THAT WAS BLACK, BUT HE TOO WAS A MIXED BREED!!! STARING DOWN ALL OUR ENEMIES WHO TOLD BALD HEAD LIES TO OUR FACES, FILLED WITH SO MUCH ANGER, GOD REALLY GOT MY ATTENTION THAT NIGHT, SO I RAN INTO MY HEAVENLY FATHER GOD ARMS, BECAUSE I KNEW THIS ONE THING MY ANGER, WAS VERY TERRIBLE BACK THEN AND I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO CONTROL IT!!! SO EVERY TRIAL THAT CAME MY WAY, I LEARN TO SEEK GOD EVEN MORE. THE MORE DUMB, OUR ENEMIES BECAME THE MORE I BECAME DETERMINED TO UNDERSTAND MY KING OF GLORY LORD JESUS CHRIST OF NAZARETH, MY VERY DEARLY, PEACEFUL, VERY POWERFUL, LOVING CHERISHED HUSBAND ALPHA AND OMEGA HEART... IT'S TRUE GENTILES ALL OVER THE WORLD[ THE TRUE OUTSIDERS OF GODHEAD YAHWEH, AND YESHUA KINGDOM OF HEAVEN CREW, IN HEAVEN AND ON EARTH TOGETHER FINALLY!!!! IT'S VERY FUNNY, NOW BECAUSE THEIR WAS ONLY ONE TIME MY FATHER GOD WAS MAD AT ME, AND IT'S A CERTAIN YEARS AGO, BUT WHEN ADONAI, LITERALLY STATED TO ME SAYING THIS" WHY DO I HAVE TO KEEP TALKING TO YOU LIKE THIS, I DIDN'T HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS AS A CHILD!!! BEING REBUKED, BY MY ABEOJI FATHER GOD, I QUICKLY REPENTED, AND DECIDED TO CHANGE EVERYTHING ABOUT MYSELF, JUST TO MAKE MY HEAVENLY FATHER GOD PROUD OF ME IN EVERYTHING IN THIS LIFETIME!!! I NEVER CARED TO BE LIKE OTHERS, BECAUSE I TOLD MY HEAVENLY FATHER GOD FAMILY, I NEVER THOUGHT IT MADE SENSE TRYING TO BE LIKE ANOTHER HUMAN BEING, IT'S JUST A IMITATION OF THE REAL BEING!!!! SO I STARTED TO REALLY CONSIDER GODHEAD YAHWEH AND YESHUA, BECAUSE MY NAME GOD GAVE MY PARENTS OUR NAMES, BUT SPECIFICALLY FATHER NAMED ME PERSONALLY. SO I COULD NEVER CARE TO BE ACCEPTED BY A WICKED SOUL FROM HELL, CAUSE I WILL BLAST THE WHOLE DAMN TERRITORY DOWN, CRUMBLING TO HELL ITSELF!!! ALL THOSE BELOVED SOULS FROM GENESIS TO REVELATION ALL THE WAY TO MY VERY OWN YEAR I WAS BORN IN!!! PEOPLE CHOSE THE CREATURE BECAUSE THEY NEVER LOVED GODHEAD IN THE FIRST PLACE, AND IN FACT, THEY REALLY HATED BABY LORD JESUS CHRIST OF NAZARETH, MORE BEFORE HE CAME TO DESTROY THE WORKS OF THE DEVIL, WHILE ALSO TEACHING PEOPLE[MANKIND YOUR FOCUS SHOULD BE ON STUDY THE HOLY BIBLE TO KNOW THE OWNER OF THIS WORLD FOR YOURSELVES [ELOHIM HIS MAJESTY, THE REAL SUPREME BIG BOSS MAN OF CREATION ITSELF!!! SADLY IT IS AMERICA FAULT AROUND THE WORLD WHO CAUSED THIS DISTURBANCE, IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, BECAUSE AS A CHILD I KNEW THE DIFFERENCE OF WHO WAS RIGHTEOUS, AND WHO WAS WICKED!!! GODHEAD DESIGNED ME, SPECIALLY THIS WAY, TO HELP OUR LOVING FAMILY IN THIS WORLD, TO OBTAIN THEIR GOD GIVEN INHERITANCE TO THEM... BUT HOWEVER, YOU ALL HAVE TO SEEK GODHEAD WHOLEHEARTEDLY LIKE MY HUSBAND ALPHA AND OMEGA TOLD YOU ALL IN THOSE 4 BOOKS MATTHEW -MARK!!! NO ONE CAN BLAME, ANYONE ON NOTHING ANYMORE, WHO YOU CHOSE TO SERVE, OR CHOOSE TO SERVE IS YOUR CHOSE, BUT I JUST REFUSE TO JUST SIT BACK AND DEAL WITH THESE STUPID DECEPTIVE BASTARD WAYS!!! BECAUSE ACTUALLY DONALD TRUMP = DAISY TRUMP IN OFFICE [HE'S A GIRL, PEOPLE!!! BECAUSE YAHWEH ALWAYS HAD ME TO BE CLOSE TO PEOPLE OF 1970, BECAUSE THEY REALIZED I WAS MY AGE AND HEIGHT, BUT I NEVER LIKED GOSSIPERS, THAT'S NOT HOW WE JOINT-HEIRS WITH OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST KING OF GLORY, LIVE IN THIS LIFE!!! REAL MEN AND REAL WOMEN, TRUE HOLY PEOPLE OF GODHEAD CLINGED TO ME, AND I TO THEM BECAUSE WE SENSED WE WHERE FAMILY SPIRITUALLY TOO... SO TECHNICALLY EVEN THOUGH YOU WHERE ACROSS SEAS AND IN AMERICA TOO, GODHEAD MADE IT TO WHERE BOAZ AND I WHERE STILL IN THIS WORLD TO SHOW YOU ALL LOVE IS ALWAYS IN CONTROL, AND NO ONE, AND NO THING ON OR UNDER THIS EARTH, CAN STOP, THE UNSTOPPABLE, UNSHAKABLE, AND UNTOUCHABLE ANCIENT OF DAYS [EL ELYON- MY TOUSAN, HE'S VERY LOVING, BUT WHEN YOU DEFY HIS VERY OWN ORDER, HE'S OH SO VERY DREADFUL... THAT Y'ALL PIST MY DAD OFF LAST YEAR, THAT I FEARED EVEN GETTING OUT OF THE BED, IT SHOOK MY VERY SOUL, BECAUSE NO ONE HAVE THE RIGHT TO ANGER MY DADDY GOD, TO A LEVEL THAT IT'S SO FIERCE, I THOUGHT I WOULD SEE HIM STEP ON EARTH LITERALLY!!!! Y'ALL LOVE LUST SO MUCH, THAT YOU ALL ARE DAMNED TO HELL, FOR ALL ETERNITY, IT'S FOR EVERYTHING YOU ALL EVERY DID IN THE DAY AND IN THE NIGHT, THINKING WE DIDN'T KNOW YOUR PLOTS ON MY FAMILY'S AROUND THE WORLD!!!! YOU ARE RIGHT DUMBASS BASTARDS THIS WORLD IS ON FIRE, IN FACT YOU ALL ARE IN CONSUMING FIRE EVEN AS I SPEAK... YOU ALL SET ON VIDEOS, IN MINISTRY CONVENTION, DID MOVIES, AND EVEN SET AT THE TABLES AND ATE WITH OUR DIVINE CREW FROM HEAVEN, ACTING LIKE YOU ALL WHERE FOR THEM, BUT YOU WHERE INDEED AGAINST THEM!!! THEY LAUGHED AT ME, IN THOSE HOSPITAL CHAPTERS OF MY LIFE, CAUSE I TOLD, AND TALKED ABOUT EVERYTHING, AND EVERYONE TO THEM!!! THEY CRACKED UP LAUGHING SAYING WHY DIDN'T WE KNOW ABOUT HER??? MY GREAT KING WHO REIGNS SUPREMELY IN EVERYTHING, RESTORE EVERYTHING TO EVERYONE THAT IS A CHILD OF GODHEAD EL ELYON[ A ROYAL KING & A ROYAL QUEEN , FROM THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, INTO THE EARTH, SO WAKE Y'ALL ASS UP ALREADY AROUND THE WORLD, STOP LETTING PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY ARE LITTLE EMPS OR LITTLE ASS FUNKY TROLLS, TELL Y'ALL HOW TO LIVE IN GODHEAD ALONE!!! MY VERY BEAUTIFUL,AND VERY TREASURED LOVE ONES DIDN'T ABANDON ME OR YOU ALL THEY ARE RESTING FROM THAT DAMN TRADIOUS CRAP, THOSE DAMN MINISTERS AND ARTISTS FROM HELL, LU THE FALLEN DUMMIE CREW, TRICKED Y'ALL INTO THINKING YOU WHERE ALONE, Y'ALL WAS NEVER ALONE, YAHWEH AND YESHUA, ALWAYS HAVE AND ALWAYS WILL LOVE Y'ALL VERY DEARLY, BUT YOU ALL HAVE TO DECIDE WHAT IS IT YOU ALL REALLY DESIRE TO HAVE NOW??? 2 OPTIONS ONLY MAKE IT COUNT, CAUSE WHEN MY HUSBAND ALPHA AND OMEGA RETURNS HE WON'T BE PLAYING WITH NO DAMN BODY!!!![1(MATTHEW 6[ THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN LIFESTYLE,LIVING IN GODHEAD ELOHIM HIS MAJESTY FOR ALL ETERNITY [EVERLASTING LIFE]... OR [2(ROMANS 1[the dumpster kingdom of darkness living in lust LOVING DOING EVIL TO EVERYONE=DEATH AND DESTRUCTION FOR YOUR SHREDDED IN PIECES DISOBEDIENT ASS SOUL]!!! [NO ONE IS PLAYING WITH NO BODY, IN THIS WORLD THAT HAS CHOSEN TO REALLY HATE THE VERY SEED WHETHER IT WAS JUST A BELOVED,PRECIOUS,TREASURED DAD, OR A MOM, WHO REALLY JUST TAUGHT YOU TRUE LOVE IS CONTENT IN JUST DOING RIGHT WITH THE MAN AMONG MEN, MAN THAT'S JUST PERFECTLY FOR YOU[ELS]... ABEOJI NEM KNOW I SEE, I WAS RIGHT ABOUT WHEN A CHILD IS 18 YRS OLD THEY SHOULD HAVE ONLY THEIR VERY OWN ACCOUNTS, SO THAT WHEN THEIR SPOUSE'S SHOW UP, THEY CAN HELP EACH OTHER, IN SAYING WHAT'S MINE'S IS YOURS, AND WHAT'S YOURS IS MINE'S MY LOVE!!! THROUGH THOSE CHALLENGES I LEARNED THIS EVERYONE IN THIS WORLD, NO MATTER WHO HAS MONEY OR DON'T, AS LONG AS YOUR HEART IS ONE IN GODHEAD, AND YOUR HEART'S DESIRE IS FATHER'S GOD ULTMATE SUPREME KING OF THE UNIVERSE... HIS MAJESTY WILL SEE TO IT, PERSONALLY THAT YOU HAVE EVERYTHING THAT'S YOURS, EVEN IF THAT ENEMY HAS TO DIE OFF OF THE FACE OF THE EARTH THIS DAY, AND EVERY SECOND,EVERY MINUTE, AND EVERY HOUR OF OUR GLORIOUS DAYS WITH THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN CREW, Y'ALL WEEDS, AND TARES IS MADE AN EXAMPLE OF IN THESE DAYS... SO DON'T THINK YOUR CRIMES, WON'T BE BROUGHT INTO HIS VERY MARVELOUS,VERY BEAUTIFUL, VERY SHINNY, VERY MIGHTY,AND VERY POWERFUL LIGHT [ALPHA AND OMEGA MY LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST KING OF GLORY, MY ONE AND ONLY TRUE LOVER OF MY SOUL FOR ALL ETERNITY, WILL SEE TO THIS ONE FACT ALONE.... THAT EVERYONE IN THIS WORLD WILL GIVE AN ACCOUNT OF USING THE HOLY BIBLE SCRIPTURES TO CORRUPT OTHER SOULS AROUND THE WORLD... DO Y'ALL NOT KNOW HOW MANY INNOCENT PEOPLE REALLY DIED, COMMITED SUICIDE BECAUSE YOU EVIL ASS DAMN BULLIES IN THIS WORLD!!! IT'S THE VERY ARTIST Y'ALL HAVE BEEN IDOLIZING, THE VERY MINISTERS TOO YALLHAVE BEEN SAYING AMEN TOO.... BUT HERE THIS YOU MASON BASTARDS, THE DAMNATION ON Y'ALL HEADS, IS MORE DESTRUCTIVE THEN Y'ALL WICKED ASS COULD EVER IMAGINE!!! NOT KNOWING THIS SECRET ALONE[ IT'S WAS MY FATHER GOD IDEA TO SEND ME INTO ALL OF THE FATHER OF LIES SATAN TERRITORY ITSELF, JUST TO INVESTIGATE YOUR VERY OWN COMPANY'S IN AMERICA... STUPIDLY YOUR CHILDREN PIST ME OFF EVERYTIME, AND THEY KNEW, I'M THAT CHILD FROM LONG AGO, EDDY MURPHY THAT GIRL TOO, PROTECTED A CERTAIN CHILD, BUT I WAS PIST OFF,CAUSE I TOLD MY FATHER GOD IT WAS NOT IN Y'ALL HANDS TO PUT OUT OUR STUFF, ABOUT CERTAIN THINGS... IF ONLY YOU ALL ACROSS SEAS REALLY, UNDERSTAND BOAZ AND MY HEART THROUGH THE SPIRIT OF TRUTH, THE SPIRIT OF GODHEAD, IT WAS NEVER SUPPOSE TO BE ANOTHER SHADY UNDERCOVER WORLD WAR ATTACK NO ONE, WE WHERE BORN INTO THIS WORLD THE CHOSEN GENERATION OF GODHEAD THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, WE DEFIED EVERYTHING OPPOSITE OF THE HOLY BIBLE, WE ALWAYS HAVE, AND WE ALWAYS WILL WHOLEHEARTEDLY WITH OUR HEAVENLY FATHER GOD ELOHIM HELPING US IN ONE ACCORD TO FULLY LOVE WHAT OUR ABEOJI LOVE'S ,AND TO FULLY HATE WHAT OUR TOUSAN HATE'S!!!! DESPISING THE VERY CORE OF DISOBEDIENCE, IS THE DEFINITION OF ME[ QUEEN ELIZABETH L.SMITH], BOAZ MY LOVE I PRAY I HAVEN'T MADE IT HARD ON YOU ALL MY LOVE, BUT SOMEONE HAS TO, STAND UP AND STAND OUT IN AMERICA, EVEN IT'S JUST THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN CREW WITH US TRAVELING PREACHERS OF THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN CREW, JOINING HANDS TOGETHER TO DRIVE THESE WICKED ASS BASTARDS OUT AND DOWN BACK INTO THE VERY PLACE THEY CAME FROM!!! BUT THIS TIME, NO FAMILAR SPIRIT FROM HELL, WON'T BE RETURNING, IT IS YOUR VERY TRUE AND FINAL DESTRUCTIVE END, JUST SPECIALLY FOR Y'ALL WICKED ASS SORCERER'S!!!! DO Y'ALL NOT UNDERSTAND DOING THAT TRIGGERS THE VERY ANGER OF MINE IN THIS EARTH, I TOLD YALL I WAS TORMENTED FOR YEARS, HAVING SLEEPING PROBLEMS, BECAUSE PEOPLE WHERE MESSING WITH MY FAMILY, AND I SENSED IT, SO IMMEDIATELY MY ABEOJI HEAVENLY FATHER GOD TRAINED ME STRICTLY, TO NEGATE YOUR DAMN TRAP CRAP!!! SHOULD WE REALLY HAVE TO SHUT DOWN EVERY DAMN COMPANY Y'ALL HAVE IN THIS WORLD, THAN SO BE IT, WE WILL PERSONALLY MAKE SURE YOUR DAMN ASS, AND YOUR DAMNED COMPANY'S GET SENT TO HELL RIGHT ALONG WITH Y'ALL CROOKED ASS!!!! WE DON'T LIE, CAUSE LIES =DEATH DUMBASS DUMPSTER BASTARDS!!! AND YOU KNOW I'M GETTING ALL OF THESE DAMN FITHLY ASS HELL CREEPING THING CHILDREN OF HIS= THEIR RACIST ASS HAS AND ALWAYS WILL HAVE THE COOTIES[LOVL LAUGHING OUT VERY LOUD]... I'M FROM THAT GENERATION, WE TALKED ABOUT YOUR DUMBASS STRAIGHT IN YOUR FACE AND AROUND YOU, BECAUSE IT'S OUR WAY OF SAYING DON'T BE STUPID, YOU TRIFLE WITH ANYONE OF US, WHILE I WAS NOT AROUND, AND I FOUND OUT ABOUT IT, OH IT WAS AND IS GOING TO BE ALL OF THE ELEMENTS ON,UP,LEFT,RIGHT,AND DOWN YOUR BACKSTABBING FUNKY STRINGS ATTACHED ELVE'S FROM HELL LOOKING ASS!!! I TOLD EVERYONE, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOU LOVING EACH OTHER IN A SICK MINDED TWISTED ASS WAY, BUT PUTTING THAT DAMN X IN FRONT OF MY HUSBAND ALPHA AND OMEGA MONTH OF DECEMBER... DAMN NEAR I FOR SURE HAD IT IN FOR Y'ALL DRAGON LOVING ASS, I TELL Y'ALL THIS I WILL SHOOT ELECTROMAGNETIC FUSED ELEMENTS OF ALL TYPES OF NATURES KIND, TO SHOOT THAT DAMN ONE WINGED BROKEN BACK BASTARDS ASS DOWN, ONLY JUST SO WE KOH KINGDOM OF HEAVEN CREW CAN SHOW ALL OUR ENEMIES, WHEN WE SAY, DON'T YOUR ASS DO NOTHING ABEOJI SAID NOT TO DO, YOUR STUPID ASS BETTER NOT DO IT!!!! AND THAT'S THAT, Y'ALL WICKED ASS DECEPTIVE PARENTS LIED TO Y'ALL, FOR NOT TRAINING Y'ALL CAUSE I NEVER HAD PATIENCE FOR A FALLEN ONE,OR OF ANY KIND OR NOTHING... THEY DO TOO DAMN MUCH STUFF, THEY LOVE ATTENTION JUST TO DO SOME MORE DAMN DUMB STUFF, AND Y'ALL TURN AROUND AND BRAG ABOUT THEIR DECEIVED BLIND ASS!! YAHWEH AND YESHUA IS NOT COLOR BLIND,BUT THEY DO HATE Y'ALL ASS THOUGH, CAUSE YOU'VE BEEN ROBBING PEOPLE Y'ALL BALD HEADED ASS LIVES, AND GO BUY SOME ROGAIN TO PASTE ON Y'ALL DAMN HEAD, THINKING WE DON'T KNOW THAT PATCH WAS PASTED ON YOUR LYING ASS HEAD!!! SO LET ME GET THIS RIGHT MY KING OF GLORY, THE MEN IS BEEN REALLY WOMAN, AND THE WOMAN THE MEN REALLY= BECAUSE I REALLY SAW EVERYONE TRUE IDENTITY IN THOSE 4 BATTLES!!! Y'ALL REALLY TRIFLED WITH THE WRONG CHILD OF GODHEAD EL ELYON, THEY BROKE MY 2 TEETH,HAD ME WITH MIGRAINS, EXPERIMENTED ON ME, AND EVEN MOCKED ME IN MY FACE, DON'T FORGET THEY LET ME WET ON MYSELF KNOWING I'M A VERY CLEAN WOMAN OF GODHEAD, AND DON'T FORGET THE DAMN AMNESIA, WHEN YOU TOLD THEIR DUMBASS JUDGE'S IN THE EARTH, THEY SAID YOU CAN STILL WORK EVEN MORE HARDER STILL BASICALLY, JUST BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T WANT TO PAY ME NO ASSISTANCE IN THIS VERY COUNTRY AMERICA, THAT HAS HAD A TOTAL OF 6 PRESIDENT'S ASSIGNED FROM HELL, TO GET INTO OUR VERY VERY VERY, HOLY OFFICE ANOINTED BY GODHEAD PERSONALLY TO UPHOLD HIS PRECEPTS IN THE HOLY BIBLE, TO PROTECT THIS VERY UPKEEP OF THIS WORLD ITSELF!!!! WOE UNTO YOU PERSONALLY YOU DUMBASS DAISY TRUMP, I KNEW YOUR ASS WAS A CHILD OF HATRED I STUDIED UP ON YOUR ASS IN MY EARLIER YEAR'S, I SAID TO MY FATHER GOD THAT GIRL REALLY IS VERY DAMN STUPID AND SELFISH YOU HAD THE VERY HOTEL ITSELF WHOM YOU GOT BY WHOREDOM ITSELF, AND APPRENTICE YOU AND OMAROSA, ONCE AGAIN THE SNEAKY WEASEL' S FROM HELL COLLABORATED BLACK WOMAN FROM HELL, AND WHITE MAN FROM HELL, SHE WAS YOUR HIDDEN BOOTY CALL, TO SABATOGE THE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE SHOW JUST FOR HER TO GET INTO THE SPOTLIGHT, JUST LIKE PUFFY COMBS- WHICH IS TAFFY COMBS & DAWN FROM DANITY KANE, REALLY WAS LAWN FROM HELL Y'ALL LUST STINKS YOU KNOW IT'S VERY FOWL JUST LIKE THE DUMB ASS FOWL YOU ALL ARE IN REALITY!!! Y'ALL SHOULDN'T HAVE INSTIGATED NOTHING ON 2PAC NEM, AND MR.MONROE MEN, BECAUSE THOSE VERY REAL TRUE ANOINTED PEOPLE CHOSEN BY GODHEAD WAS AND IS MY FAMILY AROUND THE WORLD FROM THE 4 CORNERS OF THE EARTH [NORTH, SOUTH,EAST, AND WEST= THE CROSS OF CALVARY MY LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST [ALPHA AND OMEGA ,HIS WIFE IS VERY ANGRY AT EVERYTHING... LET'S SEE DO YOU ALL KNOW THIS VERY VERSE FROM THE HOLY BIBLE[ I AM ALPHA AND OMEGA THE BEGINNING AND THE ENDING, HE WHO WAS,AND IS, AND IS TO COME THE LORD ALMIGHTY!!!! [ FOR MESSING UP MY DADDY GOD ELOHIM EARTH I'M HAVING EVERYONE PUT INTO HEAVEN'S COURTROOM, AND ACTUALLY Y'ALL HAVE BEEN CAUGHT RED HANDLY ALL THROUGH THESE YEARS ARABIANS.... BECAUSE OF COURSE THAT ROSE TO MY FACE BOOK PAGE, TOLD ON Y'ALL ASS, Y'ALL MADE AN ENEMY OUT OF HIS MAJESTY HIMSELF, PICKING ON LITTLE OLD ME, ALL OF MY 32 YRS... THAT LOUD MOUTH SUCKING BOTTLE BABY FROM THAT CHURCH WITH A STEVE GREEN, WHAT TO YOU KNOW SOMEONE NAMED STEVE AGAIN, JUST THE SAME NAME AS THAT UGLY ASS MALE BARBIE DOLL I HAD, LORD JESUS CHRIST OF NAZARETH KNOWS, I WAS LOOKING FOR ME A DOLL OF EITHER MY KIND -KOREAN, ASIA,AND JAPANESE KIND OF MALE DOLL... LOVL LAUGHING OUT VERY LOUD, I'VE BEEN TAGGED UP WITH MY HEAVENLY FATHER GOD ELOHIM CREATOR OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE THIS WHOLE TIME..... OH MY WHAT WILL THEY DO BOAZ, MY LOVE MY MAN AMONG MEN, MAN YOU HAVE THAT UPPER ROOM CLASS OF SKILLS, OH HALLELUJAH, HOSANNA IN THE HIGHEST OF PRAISE... HOMIE YOU HAVE THE VERY ADVANCING SKILLS FROM ON HIGH SKILLS, I HAVE TO HAVE THIS VERY SPECIAL INVITATION ONLY FOR YOU MY LOVE, CAN I COME OVER TO YOUR HEAVENLY PLACE, SINCE WE ARE ULTIMATELY OF THE SAME VERY CLASS, AND EVERYTHING ELSE DO YOU STILL HAVE THE INFORMATION I GAVE YOU AKA!!!! SEND ME A MAILING JUST FROM YOU ALONE MY LOVE, I'LL BE EXPECTING IT SUDDENLY JUST FROM YOU ALONE MY PRECIOUS BELOVED, CHOSEN OF GODHEAD EL ELYON, MY DESTINED PARTNER FOR LIFE VIRTUOUS ONE I LOVE YOU FOR ALL ETERNITY, AND ARIGATO,XIEXIE,AND GOSAMANIDA, AND SARANGHAEYEO EVERYONE IN HEAVEN AND ON EARTH... GODHEAD AND SPECIALLY BOAZ HERE🌏💎😍😍😍🌟🍒🍉🍽🍴💑💝... ABEOJI OH MY HEAVENLY FATHER GOD ELOHIM MEN, LOVING YOU FIRST AND FOREMOST IN EVERYTHING WHOLEHEARTEDLY, I CAN FINALLY SAY I'M FREE TO MOVE ON FROM EVERYTHING NOW, LOVING GODHEAD YAHWEH AND YESHUA, AND YOU BOAZ, HAS TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING SERIOUSLY, LOVING YOUR VERY OWN GODHEAD DESIGNED PARTNER ALONE, THAT IS ONLY YOURS, AND NO ONE ELSE'S, I REALLY TREASURE EVERYTHING FROM THE MOMENT WE MET EVEN UNTIL NOW AND FOREVERMORE WITH YOU MY ONE AND ONLY TRUE LOVE OF MY HEART BOAZ YOU AND THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN FAMILY, HAS TAUGHT ME IT'S OKAY TO JUST BE A WOMAN OF GODHEAD AGAIN AND ONLY, I REALLY DON'T HAVE TO DO BOTH PARTS NO MORE, ABEOJI, TOUSAN NEM, IT'S REALLY BEEN SUCH A LONG TIME SINCE, I WAS PROTECTED IN THIS WAY AGAIN, MY HEART IS MORE FREE THAN YOU COULD EVER KNOW BOAZ MY LOVE, I REALLY WAS A HIDDEN CINDERELLA FROM ALABAMA IN AMERICA, I JUST BEGAN TO RAGE IN THOSE HOSPITAL CHAPTERS, BECAUSE NO ONE WANTED TO SAY IT WAS THIER FAULT, AND THEY JUST DIDN'T WANT TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANYTHING IN LIFE ITSELF!!! HOW CAN YOU YOURSELVES CLAIM YOUR A ADULT IN THIS WORLD WHEN THE HOLY BIBLE SAYS THOSE THAT ARE BABIES NEEDS BOTTLES FOR THEIR BEGINNER LEVEL OF GODHEAD!!! BUT WHAT DO YOU ALL DO WHEN THE ONES WHO HAVE A MUSTERSEED OF FAITH, MEANING THEY NEVER WHERE OF GODHEAD, THEY JUST HAVE BEEN LIARS THEIR WHOLE LIVES.... [YOU CAN'T WALK IN TRUTH, AND LIES= EITHER YOU ARE OF THE FATHER OF TRUTH, OR YOUR EVIL BLACK ASS IS OF THE FATHER OF LIES, THAT DAMN THING, FROM THAT FALL!!!! I REALLY HATE ANYTHING THAT'S A CREEPING, AND Y'ALL GOT THAT DAMN THING ON THIS EARTH LIKE THIS, YO HOST OF HEAVEN I REALLY FEEL LIKE, Y'ALL MIGHT HAVE TO REALLY GET MY RIGHTEOUS FIGHTING SELF!!!! THIS IS AN EMERGENCY FOR REAL NOW, DAMN MARIAH,TIMBALAND,R.KELLY, LIL KIM, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, AND THAT DAMN DRAKE FROM DEGRASSI YOUR SISSY ASS IS A GIRL... THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE MATCHED MY TWIN WITH YOUR ASS, YOU ALL DON'T KNOW BUT NOW YOUR ASS WILL KNOW TO PLAGIARIZE A HOLY VESSEL OF GODHEAD, TO MATCH THEM WITH A HOMO A VERY UNHOLY AND STUPID SOUL FROM HELL. GODHEAD JUDGED ALL TO HELL QUICKLY BEFORE Y'ALL EVEN KNEW IT, AND I'M NOT TELLING Y'ALL WHEN!!!! BLAME IT ON THIS SAYING YOU GIVE ENEMIES ENOUGH ROPE, THEY WILL HANG THEIR OWN ASS!!!! WELL, BOAZ WE REALLY ARE VERY EXPENSIVE, TO CORPORATE VESSELS FROM HEAVEN TO EARTH, HOMIE THESE INFIDELS, HAS SUNKEN THEIR OWN ASS INTO THE LAKE OF FIRE!!!! OH MY HEAVENLY FATHER GOD ELOHIM, MR.VERY SUPREME, VERY ULTIMATE, YOUR THE MASTER OF EVERYTHING YOUR WAYS ARE REALLY NOT LIKE MAN, AND I'M SO VERY GRATEFUL TO YOU ALL ABEOJI NEM, MY HEAVENLY FATHER GOD ELOHIM HEAVENLY CREW [KINGDOM OF HEAVEN FAMILY IN HEAVEN AND ON EARTH TOGETHER IN ONENESS, THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY SOUL, FOR TEACHING ME EVERYTHING, AND I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO YOU CONTINUE TO TEACH ME IN THINGS I'M STILL DESIRING TO LEARN ABOUT YOU ALL YAHWEH AND YESHUA NEM, LOVE CHANGES EVERYTHING WHEN YOUR FOCUS IS TOTALLY ON MY WHOLE EVERYTHING, MY LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST KING OF GLORY, MY KING AND LORD JESUS CHRIST THE SOLID ROCK I STAND ON AND LIVE IN FOR ALL ETERNITY, YOU REALLY ARE MY HERO, YESHUA, BECAUSE YOUR LIFESTYLE TAUGHT ME THE VERY TRUE MEANING OF LOVE, NOT IN JUST SPEAKING IT, BUT TO WALK IN RIGHTEOUSNESS FOREVERMORE... A LIFE WITH GODHEAD YAHWEH AND YESHUA THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN FAMILY IS EVERYTHING JUST US TO BOAZ AND I[A HOLY COUPLE THAT'S ONLY SPECIFIC FOR GODHEAD USE!!! MY KING OF GLORY, SEE TO IT THAT THESE DAMN IMITATIONS IN THIS WORLD AND UNDER THIS WORLD GETS THE JUDGEMENT OF A LIFETIME SENTENCE FOR ALL THEIR GENERATIONS TO COME TOO, WHAT WE SAY AND COME UP WITH IS NOT FOR Y'ALL DIRTY LIVING SELVES TO REPEAT, CAUSE IF Y'ALL STEAL ANYTHING I'VE STATED OR CAME UP WITH THROUGH THE YEARS OH, THE HOST OF HEAVEN WILL EXECUTE Y'ALL ASS OFF THE FACE THE EARTH PERMENTALY... WHOEVER SHOWED Y'ALL TO FOLLOW PEOPLE AROUND AND KEEP UP STUFF WAS STUPID AS HELL TOO, CAUSE WHEN WE WHERE FROM SCHOOL, AND BEGAN IN HOME SCHOOL I TOLD MY HEAVENLY FATHER GOD ELOHIM, I BETTER NOT HAVE TO DEAL WITH NO MORE DAMN HE SAID SHE SAID STUFF, CAUSE I WAS GOING TO TURN IT OUT AND DOWN ON ALL THESE VANITY BASTARDS THAT'S SO VERY EMPTY AND STUPID!!! Y'ALL IN AMERICA SHOULD HAVE SHUT DOWN EVERY DAMN TALK SHOWS THIS COUNTRY HAVE WORLDWIDE, BECAUSE IF YOU ALL CAN'T TALK ABOUT THE LOVE OF GODHEAD,AND HOW PEOPLE ARE STILL LIVING AND UPHOLDING RIGHTEOUSNESS THESE DAYS, THEN I ASK THIS OF THEE. YOUR MAJESTY SHUT DOWN AND OFF, EVERY DAMN TALK SHOW FROM HELL... THIS SNEAKY ASS RACISM WE WILL DESTROY IT OFF OF THE FACE OF THE UNIVERSE, JUST ONLY FOR YOU MY VERY,VERY,VERY, OH SO PRECIOUS TOUSAN HEAVENLY FATHER GOD[ELOHIM, MY HEART IS ALWAYS AND ONLY WITH YOU ALL ALONE... IT WAS WRONG OF THOSE DIABLOS CRAZY CHILDREN FROM HELL, TO COME INTO AMERICA WOE UNTO YOU ALL AFRICA,MEXICO, ARABIAN, BLACKS,WHITES, OF HATRED... HOW DARE Y'ALL GO AROUND INTO ANYWHERE IN THIS WORLD MAKING IT HARD FOR ANYONE, THAT IS RIGHTEOUS, JUST BECAUSE YOU ALL ARE JUST AS EVIL LIKE THAT SNAKE FROM GENESIS 3 AND MAMMOTH FROM MATTHEW 6... NO ONE CAN LIE TO ANYONE NO MORE AND CLAIM THEY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THEY WHERE DOING, IT'S A DAMN LIE....YOUR VERY OWN DECEPTIVE WAYS CONFUSED YOU ALL AND ALSO IN PSALMS 2 MY PARTNER DAVID QUOTED THIS HE THAT'S SEATED IN HEAVEN SHALL LAUGH, HE HAS Y'ALL ASS IN DERISION!!! THAT'S VERY LIGHT,AND VERY EASY BECAUSE THE WICKED TRIED TO BREAK THE BONDS OF GODHEAD HOLY ANOINTED AND PROPHETIC CHILDREN ON EARTH... THE DUMBASS CHILDREN PLOTTED ON HIS CHOSEN CHILDREN, AND THOUGHT THEY GOT RID OF EVERYBODY.... GOD FORBID, WE KNEW Y'ALL ASS WHERE COOKING SOMETHING UP FUNKY, SNEAKY,AND WICKED, CAUSE I NEVER LIKED CHITTLENINGS DAMN SWINES, FLEW THEIR ASS INTO THE WATER!!! SPEAKING ABEOJI MEN, YO KINGDOM OF HEAVEN CREW WITH OUR HEAVENLY FATHER GOD ELOHIM, DIDN'T GOKU HAVE A LITTLE GIRLY ASS PIG WHO LOVED EATING UP SANDWICHES,AND KEEPING UP STUFF THEN, PUGGY LITTLE FUNKY ASS STAYED IN EVERYTHING RAN BEHIND GOKU TO SAVE HER EVERYTIME... HE WASN'T NO DAMN BOY THAT'S A GIRL... HOW WE KNOW THAT'S EASY I USE TO HAVE 2 GIRLS WITH ME IN SCHOOL, AND SOMETIMES I WOULD JUST GO CHILL WITH THE BOYS, THE HATER HARLOTS, WOULD ALWAYS FRONT IN MY FACE TALKING ABOUT THAT'S MY GIRL WE WILL HANGOUT AND COME OVER MY HOUSE AFTER SCHOOL, TOO MANY DAMN COMPLIMENTS, THE SCHOOL HAD A TRAIL I USED TO WALK AROUND WHEN I WAS ANGRY, AND DIDN'T WANT TO BE BOTHER WITH NO ONE, SO I WALKED AROUND WHAT TO YOU KNOW THE SAME GIRL THAT COMPLIMENTED ME THE OTHER DAY TURNED AROUND AND SAID I CAN'T STAND HER SHE THINKS SHE IS ALL THAT!!!! I ELECTROCUTED THAT DAMN RELATIONSHIP WITH WORDS. NO NEED TO CALL ME,TALK TO ME,OR NOTHING IT'S OVER I DON'T KNOW YOU, AND YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!! IF YOU CAN'T STAND SOMEONE DON'T SAY YOU LOVE THEM AND YOU HATE THEM!!! THIS STUPID PUZZLE CRAP I'M DONE WITH FOR ALL ETERNITY, DON'T BRING YOUR DECEITFUL ASS AROUND ME, NEVER AGAIN, OR YOU WILL REALLY BE SENT TO HELL INSTANTLY!!!! ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK DUMBASS BASTARDS CHILDREN, I'M PIST OFF AND I REALLY DO MISS MY TRUE CREW, I'M NOT IN THE MOOD FOR THIS DAMN MIND GAME NO MORE, CAUSE I MIGHT REALLY BUY A STAFF JUST FOR MYSELF AND WHOOP YALL ASS LIKE ANUBIS AND KAIRA COMBINED ALL INTO FROM RONIN WARRIORS!!! I STUDIED THE HOLY BIBLE, AND GODHEAD BLESSED TO MASTER ALL OF MY GIFTS AND TALENTS FOR HIS GLORIOUS NAME SAKE ALONE!!! Y'ALL SERVE WHATEVER JUST STAY AWAY FROM ME, IF YOU IS NOT LIVING A LIFE VERY PEASING UNTO GODHEAD ELOHIM HIS MAJESTY.... I DON'T WANT TO KNOW NOTHING ABOUT BEYONCE AND JAYZ STEALING ASS, HOW IN THE HELL, DO YOU BOTH TOOK 2PAC SONG ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND, AND CHANGED IT INTO SOMETHING ELSE. WHEN JAY-Z KNEW 2PAC SAID HE COULDN'T STAND HIS SISSY ASS!!!! Y'ALL THAT SHADY ASS HELL, TO KNOW THAT ORIGINALLY Y'ALL KNEW THEY HATED Y'ALL AND Y'ALL HATED THEM, Y'ALL JUST DECEIVED THE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD THINKING Y'ALL WHERE COOL, BUT NO THEY WEREN'T CAUSE I TOLD MY TWIN, NO MATTER WHO SMILE IN OUR FACE, A JUDAS AND A JEZEBEL WILL ALWAYS JUST DO WHAT THEY KNOW HOW TO DO IS JUST BE CROOKED AS HELL, IN LIES AND EVERYTHING ELSE!!!! DON'T THINK I'M ALL TALK, THIS HAS BEEN MY WHOLE LIFESTYLE, DEALING WITH Y'ALL DAMN KIND, TOO SORRY TO OBEY THE HOLY BIBLE AND SEEK GODHEAD WHOLEHEARTEDLY, Y'ALL WENT TO SOMEONE LIKE ESTHER ROLL FROM GOOD TIME, TO FIND OUT ABOUT AALIYAH NEM, SO Y'ALL COULD FAKE IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA AS IF Y'ALL WHERE VERY TIGHT BUT MY SIS EXPRESSION TOLD ME EVERYTHING ON A CERTAIN PERFORMANCE SHE DID, AND GOD TOLD ME LOOK I NOTICED AT THE SAME TIME SHE FELT THE SAME BUT WE WHERE IN DIFFERENT STATES I COULDN'T GET NEAR HER IN TIME. BUT MY PRAYERS SAVED THEM YOU ARROGANT BASTARDS!!!! IT'S PAY BACK ON Y'ALL WICKED ASS UPGRADED IN A WHOLE NEW CLASSIC WAY THE VERY NEW AND IMPROVED CROSS OF CALVARY WHOOPING OF A LIFETIME JUST FOR YOU ALONE MY LOVER [ALPHA AND OMEGA, I SHOW THEM THIS BRIDE OF YOURS, IS NOT PLAYING ANYMORE WITH OUR ENEMIES. WATCH Y'ALL BACKS AND ALL AROUND CAUSE I KNOW SOME ANGELS WHO FEEL THE SAME WAY I DO, THESE AND I CAN COMMAND THEM AT ANYTIME TOO, THIS IS FOR EVERYONE WHO EVER HAD TO DEAL WITH Y'ALL ASS STARTING WITH GODHEAD NEM FIRST THEN ADAM NEM IN THE HOLY BIBLE ALL THE WAY TO BOAZ AND MY AGES...... TO GOD BE THE GLORY FOREVER AND EVERMORE, AMEN, AND AMEN... ENJOY BOAZ MY LOVE I LOVE YOU FOREVERMORE WITH MY WHOLE HEART. THE ELEMENTAL QUEEN STRIKES BACK AGAIN WITH MY FATHER GOD SUPREME JUDGMENT, PRAISING THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY CREATOR OF HEAVEN AND THE, FOR ALL ETERNITY AND EVERMORE, AMEN,AND AMEN.....😗😙😛😛😛

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Generation Neglect and Neglected

Hey guys, I wrote this a while back but I have a lot of good posts on the last site I used for my blog so I’ll be sprinkling a few on here even though they were technically written weeks or months ago, heck maybe even a year ago. Anyway I have more writing to do which will be posted immediately after this :) Enjoy.

Oh it's good to be back. It feels like it's been a long while since I've posted anything for some reason. So my depression has actually been pretty nice to me lately, I have even been able to sleep normally-ish. Usually in order for me to sleep I have to tire myself out or stay up until 4 or 5 am or I just lay there while my depression consumes me. But lately I've been going to bed around 2am with little dark thoughts. I would like to be optimistic and say that maybe I'm getting better but last time I thought that I went to bed shaking and woke up sweating. Anyway folks I have a topic that has been stirring up ever since the younger generations got smart phones and social media and the generation who raised them got alcohol and lost their motivation. So let's get started. In case you didn't know but for those people who have kids in early college or younger, those parents are called "Generation Disconnect" and it's not hard to imagine why. For example there's a whole world of social media and technology to connect with people that generation Disconnect doesn't fully understand and even if they did, it's easy for teenagers, young adults and even kids to hid their actions, words and reputations from their parents on social media. I'm a pretty good example, however I did have a social life... still don't really but instead of social media I took to Gaming. I've easily spent over 30k hours in the digital worlds of gaming and where were my parents or older siblings? I don't know and I didn't care. I learned to think without them, I learned to think for myself and see things differently, I made relationships through games and did things that my family didn't think was tangible or even possible, I was growing up in a different world from them. After years of doing this I had a completely different mind set and thought pattern from my family, they were... Disconnected. I see a video game and I see people, community, relationships, problems with logical solutions and I saw my friends. My parents have no idea that I have a secret blog, they didn't know I like to write until a week ago, they didn't know how many online relationships I have. None of this was real to them until one day one of my gaming buddies from the USA came up here to Canada to visit. You should have seen their faces to see this guy who I have been gaming with for about 5 years and now here he is, a real person... My parents and their generation is very behind, but its not totally their fault. I mean making friends and meaningful lasting relationships through a game or through the internet was even a thing back in their day. One time I was at a family reunion and everyone was talking about sports and I mentioned that I didn't care for sports so my uncle (big sports fan) asked me what it is I like to do. So I told him I spend my time Gaming and he asked how much I play (this was back in grade 11 so I had a lot of spare time). I perked up and said... always. I told him I play night and day which was true. He then asked if the noise from the TV keep people up at night. So then I had to explain the whole story. I explained that I have a headset with full surround sound a mic, I play in my room alone in the dark with an expensive computer not a Wii or Xbox, I play for competition and socializing. I mentioned the social stuff and all the parents fell silence and watched me. I explained all the friends that I have all around the globe and that I play all night through until I am falling asleep at my desk. This is where I get to the point of this story. He then said out loud to everyone who was now listening, "wow we always hear about these punk but I never thought I'd be related to one haha"... he laughed and I walked away. The point is, this stuff online has been fantasy to the last few generations, even my older brother doesn't understand... and he's a computer programmer. So yeah guys there is this great wall of technology that has divided the people who don't know how to use technology for socializing and those who do. There are teens sending nudes while their parents still believe they have perfect kids. There are people being bullied through the internet and no adults know. There are real, genuine friendships and couples being made in digital space. There are people like me who aren't allowed to speak their mind freely because it might be dark or too blunt and honest or maybe we feel like a problem or an embarrassment so we hide in the digital world where no one can hurt us and if they try then we disappear again. Meanwhile the generation that raised my generation (I'm 19 yrs old FYI) gives us stuff like phones, video games, Netflix, alcohol and even porn and then says shoe, go have fun on your own. I think that a very large portion of the last few generations have given up trying to keep up with technology and the new way of connecting with others so they have also given up on trying to connect with their own kids and the kids have the ultimate tools to be two faced (or 3 faced or 4, etc). Once again I can be an example, who I am here on my blog is the real me, I don't have to hide anything and I am proud to say I have found some people in my life that I get to be the real me with but at home or with most people, I am not the same. We hide some things or twist things or whatever to fit with what we think is best expected of us depending on the scenario. I find that people on the internet that can hide behind their Username or Gamertag are really more of their true selves then they are in real life, let me explain. When I say something here I have no filter, nothing to hold me accountable, no reason to treat other people well, I can truly be who I want to be with nearly no limits. Online I can treat someone badly and my reputation isn't ruined because, who's gonna find out? no one. We see this a lot, people fight with words all the time online in chats, forms, comment sections, etc. They are revealing who they really are and I can already bet that their integrity sucks. Now my girlfriend and her family say I am a genuinely "good" person, that's nice. Now I guess they must be right because even online where no one is watching, I still treat other people with respect. Not to pat myself on the back but I think I can say that I have fairly decent integrity. Another example is that when I walk around in real life at my church, work or school (when I was in school) I keep my head down and my nose in my own business because I don't really feel like I belong but meet me online... WELCOME TO MY WORLD! I am free here and I can be myself especially since no one is watching, well actually my girlfriend reads my blog but I am free to be myself with her so it makes no difference. I think a lot of other youth take advantage of this whole "no one is watching" thing, they can do anything and get away with it. Now old people try and scare young people by saying, "even when you delete it *insert social media site* still has a copy and can see everything you do." yeah sure, that's true but it's not like Facebook is gonna call up their parents and tell them all about how noddy their teen kid has been. Now I wanna talk about how those of us younger folk have neglected others or just kinda kept our distance from those who are suppose to be close to us. I have already told you about how I neglected my family by running off into the gaming world but what causes us to do this? I did it because I didn't feel wanted and I felt like a problem, it quickly evolved into me feeling so out of place that I didn't even fit in with my own family anymore. I think that a popular reason for my generation and younger do this because we don't think our behavior or desires would be approved by our parents. Lastly a good reason is because we do it because this is just how it works these days. I mean is there a better way to talk to all your friends? not really, plus this way you can filter even what they see, you can have the image that you want. The only cost is your integrity, genuine loving relationships and self respect. No big deal. Speak'n of which, where does that leave us when it comes to loving relationships? When the youth and the people who are suppose to be teaching them are so disconnected and sometimes completely absent. What happens? Well just take a good look around. Who seems to be teaching kids about relationships? Movies, TV and Porn... that's right folks. Chick flicks generally show a good deep trusting relationship which is very rare mean while lots of TV and of course porn show the next generation that the physical relationship is expendable. I know lots of people and I see lots of posts on the internet saying that they want that relationship where they have "total trust", "feel safe with one another", "tell each other our secrets" and blah blah blah. However I know almost no one who is actually willing to fight for the other person, no one is willing to fight with each other to settle a difference for the sake of their relationship. But no one hesitates to climb into bed with someone. The point I am making is that my generation's idea of a relationship is crap! And the last generation didn't do such a great job at being "role models". A long time ago there were 2 parents and 4 kids not 2 kids and 4 parents. My generation has few mentors other than our media... which is full of unrealistic expectations not to mention they are morally wrong in most way. Just saying. Next is our mental health, yay fun. So according the posters on the school walls and a quick google search, 1 in 5 people in North America have a mental illness. That is the biggest joke I've ever heard, from my experience and my introverted observational skills I would say 4 in 5 people have a mental illness. A good wise person once told me that if you're "okay" in this world then there's something wrong with you. They meant that if you feel like everything is ok and life is a rainbows and unicorns then you're either really dumb or you agree with all the immoral crap that happens around us everyday. However why are we like this? Why is this such a big problem in today's world? Well scroll up to what I just wrote. My generation and the last few generations have neglected each other, we don't feel loved or valued or accepted. We don't have a mentor or even a decent parent figure to go to for help. We can't be ourselves with anyone these days without getting judged and burned for it later. So folks, I'm almost done here. I was trying to think of a solution to our problem but we can't just eradicate social media or just stop using it. It's a heavy method of communication and self expression. The best idea I can think of is to simply be a good genuine person but then I realized that a lot of people don't have good role models on what that looks like and who's gonna teach them? I was lucky to be born and raised to go to church, though at first I hated other people... still mostly do but life goes on. I have pretty much been studying God and how to be a good person my whole life, I have Jesus' hand book on being good in my back pocket to reference but a lot of people don't, they either rejected the idea of Jesus or they simply haven't been given a good chance to give him or his teachings a chance for themselves. Now I understand if you don't believe in God or Jesus but you must admit that if we all lived by his teachings then this world would be a much nicer place. Anyway that's a different topic. I gotta get some other work done and then sleep. Sorry it was so long and I hope it was somewhat organized but I don't write here for your luxury I write here to let my thoughts run wild and sometimes it comes out smoothly, other times not so much. Lastly I'll be revealing my new social media and blog on tumblr which is all acting as an extension of this blog. Also I will be posting pictures of "my world" on this new blog. My girlfriend once mentioned that some of my graphic design stuff could be used for the blog and for banners and what not at the top of the page or whatever. I thought I'd take advantage of that space to show an accurate yet artistic view of my world. Weather it be a bunch of tea mugs on my desk or the fact that my gaming keyboard is half covered in dust while the half that's actually used for gaming is squeaky clean. Anyway folks, I don't have time to edit this and I should stop typing now. Commencing Radio Silence... *static sounds*.....

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