#how could i resist cheese thieves au when the prompt was food

[nirikeehan]

OC Kiss Week - Day 2: Food

For day two of @ockissweek, I come bearing 100 words of my favorite cheese thieving team, Thalia and Neria. They are both Dragon Age OCs, and Neria belongs to the lovely @inquisimer. Thank you for letting me borrow your girl for shenanigans. ❤️

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Their latest cheese heist a success, Neria and Thalia escaped to Skyhold’s battlements. Neria hoisted herself up onto the parapet, crossing her lithe legs. Thalia sat beside her, ramrod straight. 

Neria bit into a cheese wheel. “This spicy gouda is to die for!” 

“You think they’ll come looking?” Thalia anxiously nibbled some gorgonzola. 

Neria’s dark braid caught the sunlight as she leaned over and kissed Thalia’s temple. “I think that fat cat cheese merchant got what was coming to him.” 

Thalia snorted. “I wish I had your confidence.” 

“It comes from many years of learning not to give a shit.”