#how come none of us tapped into the rom com potential of how zhongli is connected to the fatui?

[rebecca-lotto]

another fun idea that involves the 'guizhong reincarnated into sandrone 'theory

childe and sandrone being romantic rivals.

the chaotic build up to sandrone/ guizhong, childe and zhongli becoming a polycule would be hilarious .

b/c this fucking dragon wooing 2 of the considerably more bloodthirsty harbingers is funny as hell to me.

also , both hu tao & The Tsaritsa would have the funniest reactions to this mayhem.

The Tsaritsa is probably quite pleased that zhongli's presence in the palace is helping some of her dear harbingers to get along better , but she's also getting numerous complaints from hu tao.

yet the phrasing of the young funeral director's letters have indeed brought a smile to The Tsaritsa's face ; Hu tao sounds like a worried mother begging for her child to be brought home.

The Tsaritsa has to stifle her laughter when the topic of marriage comes up.

Due to the complaints from her own customers ,Director Hu Tao is coming to snezhnaya to either force her counstant to come back to liyue , or risk the scandal about zhongli being a harbinger's sugar baby.

So after a week of no official responses from The Tsaritsa hu tao sets off for Snezhnaya in order to bring zhongli home , or negotiate wedding plans .