#hothothothothothothothothot

[teddybeartoji]

hands gripping your hips, eyebrows pinched together and parted lips; his cheeks are flushed, his eyes lidded as he watches you eagerly grind yourself back and forth on his lap. "fuck... y'gonna cum on my lap, pretty?"

smug, he sounds so smug. he loves having you on him, he loves seeing you like this. all pliant under his touch, rocking into him with every breath you take. you look so beautiful; already so fucked out, begging for more. so he can't help but tease a little, to push your buttons because oh, how he loves to watch you unravel for him—

"y'gonna make me cum on your lap, handsome?"

the air around you gets thicker, his grip on you stronger – you look at him with your lip caught between your teeth, a small smirk tugging at the corners of your mouth. his eyes darken as he let's out a deep groan, shifting his hips under you so you can feel his clothed cock a little better. so you can feel what you're doing to him.

you tug at his hair, tempting him. pushing his buttons just the way he likes.

"oh c'mon, i know y'wanna make me feel good..."

[oooohno]

NANA I LOVE HIM SOOOO MUCH IM SO WHIPPED I THINK I NEED AN INTERVENTION

NO YOU LOVE HIM HE IS PRECIOUS AND ADORABLE AND HE IS LOYAL AND HE WOULD FOLLOW YOU AROUND LIKE A LOST PUP BUT ALSO BEAT UP EVERYONE THAT LOOKS AT YOU WEIRD LIKE A PROPER GUARD DOG AND HE IS SOOOOO…

HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT

[moku-and-his-madness]

*throws exploding water*

ahh!! hothothothothothothothothot

[uncheckedaggression]

Jason Isaacs is a magnificent villain.

Jason Isaacs is magnificent.

Hothothothothothothothothot.

Jason Isaacs SPECIAL EDITION - Weirdly Attractive Villains #8

Hi-dilly-ho, followerinos. I hope you’re all doing okily dokily today. Your hair looks nice, and you smell divine. You’re making all the right choices in life and you make the world happy. 

Now that your daily boost of complimentary self-esteem is out of the way, it’s time for a SPECIAL JASON ISAACS THREE-IN-ONE EDITION of Weirdly Attractive Villains! 

He’s sassy, he’s nasty, and he plays the villain a lot. So here they are!

#1 Captain Hook from Peter Pan

I know what you’re thinking: Ashley, what the fuck is Peter Pan doing on this list? 

Have you seen Peter Pan? The entire film is centered around an immortal boy child who kidnaps three children from their home in Edwardian London and takes them to Neverland. Therein, is Captain Hook, whose exploits include murdering his own crew, and stalling his ship from its rightful pastime of plundering other ships while he attempts to locate and kill a band of other immortal boy children, headed by the boy who cut off his hand. 

Ergo, Captain Hook’s life’s work will be the brutal slaying of Peter Pan. 

They’re always after me hands an’ arms. 

Why is he weirdly attractive?

Look at him.

He has nicer hair than I do. 

He’s absolutely gorgeous. But, then, Jason Isaacs is an attractive man. He’s rugged and stylish. 

And he ain’t got time for any shit. 

More to the point: Captain Hook was one of my first movie bad-guy crushes. The film came out when I was eleven and almost immediately, I was like, “Oh, my God. He is so cute. I love him.” (I was already familiar with Jason Isaacs by that point, but we’ll get to that in a little bit.)

Obviously some wonderful gif master thought so too. 

So, I was absolutely in love with him. And I’ll show you exactly why. 

This. This is why. 

In one of the more strange parts of the movie, Captain Hook basically seduces Wendy to hurt Peter, (which is essentially a metaphor for her growing into a woman as her attraction for boyish Peter wavers as she begins to succumb the more manly Captain Hook,) and offers to take her on as a storyteller/pirate named Red Handed Jill, to which she readily agrees. 

It’d be hotter if she wasn’t 12…

But, as an eleven-year-old with no friends and a bad haircut, all I could dream of was the dashing Captain coming to whisk me away on his pirate ship. I’d have been all over that. I can’t believe she chose Peter and love and honesty and hope and all of that. 

Wrong. You chose wrong, Wendy. 

#2 Lucius Malfoy from the Harry Potter series

Once again, he has better hair than me. 

I’m a lot of things. A humanitarian, a snappy dresser, and a serious Harry Potter nerd. (No, seriously; you don’t understand. I have a Potter tattoo, I went to all the book and movie releases. I got in line at 8:00 AM the morning before the midnight showing for the Deathly Hallows Pt. 2 dressed as Luna Lovegood - along with Bellatrix and Hermione - with homemade Chocolate Frogs, Cockroach Clusters and Butterbeer. I went to the theme park in Florida and hyperventilated while I gross sobbed.)

Even before Captain Hook [seductive purring] there was the luscious lovely Lucius Malfoy. 

I’m not into bigots, racists or supremacists. I just think he’s sexy. 

Why is he weirdly attractive? 

Do I even need to list reasons?

He does absolutely nothing of merit until the end of the final book when he’s fallen from grace with the Dark Lord and abandons the cause, along with his Narcissa, to find Draco and get the fuck out of there because no bigoted cause is worth that nonsense. Essentially, they drop all the death eater shit and break off ties with Voldemort. (Every other time he’s an asshead who causes problems for everyone and almost kills Ginny with the evil enchanted diary.)

But goddamn does he look fiiiiiine throwing a spell. 

#3 Colonel William Tavington from The Patriot

This is, again, an instance of him playing a character that doesn’t do a single decent thing through nearly three hours of film. 

He shoots Mel Gibson’s son. 

Demonstrates a complete lack of morals.

He drinks. 

He still has nicer hair than me. 

Kills an entire town of innocent civilians by putting them in a church and burning it to the ground.

Kills Mel Gibson’s other son. 

And then Mel Gibson kills him with a bayonet. 

Why is he weirdly attractive? 

He’s - like - a really bad British man, but he’s just really pretty…

Look at how blue his eyes are. 

It’s horrible, I know it’s horrible, but look at him. He’s just really hot. For a mean British man with no ethical integrity…

So, there you have it: three weirdly attractive Jason Isaacs villains. 

Ladies and gentlemen, Hook…

You’re just lonely. Love me. 

Malfoy…

You’re a bigot, but you can change. Love me. 

and Tavington.

You’re just a bad man, Tavington. Love me. 

[gay-fandom-menace]

wait for me (but I can’t resist a glimpse)

(Read on AO3.)

In another world, there is a tale of two lovers. One dies, her soul reaped and ferried to the land of the dead far below the mortal realm. The other does not accept this, cannot accept that his love is gone, and so ventures to retrieve her; a task no mortal has ever dared nor been successful. Moved by the lover’s affection, the King of the Dead allows the lover a chance to save the soul most precious to him—on one condition: he must not look back at his lost love until they have both crossed into the mortal realm. As fate would have it, their story was destined for tragedy. Poor Orpheus could not resist a glimpse of dear Eurydice even if their separation had not been for long; now it would stretch a lifetime.

This is not that world. These are not those lovers. There is no King of the Dead, no second chance, no failed attempt. There is, however, plenty of room for a tragic end in this world. In this world, a young Faunus loved a girl who burned like the Sun and she loved her in return—not that either had spoken the words aloud. But that’s the thing about stars, isn’t it? They’re silent, yes, but they’re also known to fall...

——

Blake stands on the edge of a path, one of the many gold-gilded roads crisscrossing the black unknown. She almost laughs at the grand metaphor of it all but her heart is too broken, her throat too raw. Blake glances behind her. The last of the Atlesians and people of Mantle have made it through; Cinder and Neo have disappeared along with them, merely injured and off to lick their wounds although they deserve far worse.

Blake feels a hand on her shoulder and turns to her left. Weiss’s lips are down turned but she lets out a sigh. “I still think this is crazy,” the former Ice Queen remarks, “but,” she softens, “Yang’s always been one for unthinkable stunts.”

Blake tears up and reaches up to place a hand over Weiss’s. A second hand appears on her right shoulder, this one smaller and belonging to their fearless leader.

“We’re getting her back,” Ruby states firmly.

Blake squeezes Ruby’s hand with her unoccupied one and nods before releasing her teammates and turning her attention back over the edge. Out of the corner of her eye, she sees Ruby and Weiss peer over as well.

“I think my old tutor would be properly furious if she could see me now. Bridges, and friends, and all that,” Weiss can’t help commenting.

There’s a beat of silence among the three huntresses.

When the expected wisecrack fails to appear, no sarcastic remark dancing out from beneath a mane of hair, it takes all Blake has left to reach up for Gambol Shroud instead of sinking to the floor. The others place a hand on their sheathed weapons and shift their stances alongside their teammate.

“Time to keep my promise,” Blake whispers.

Then she leaps.

——

Hot.

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Hot.

It’s a heat worse than a mid-summer day in Menagerie, more stifling and far more extreme. That’s all Blake feels for a while.

Then suddenly it’s cold, a frost more bitter than any she’s ever felt before.

Eventually that leaves too, nothing left in its wake. Absolutely nothing. Blake cannot even feel herself; her thoughts are the only sign she’s alive rather than dead (at least that’s what she hopes).

Before she can panic, the feeling in her body slowly returns and a single light appears. It appears as a pinprick at first which then expands and consumes her view before exploding into a colorful field of flowers vibrant as cotton candy and trees sticky with golden sap.

. . .

“I’m taking you home,” Blake remembers saying, a metal hand pressed into hers. “We’re almost to the exit. We can make it. I know we can. Just hold-“

Blake might as well have let Cinder burn her to ash.

——

Life cares not for victors nor does it cherish the losers. In the most unlovable sense, life should be the fairest of any entity and yet it often rebukes the title.

This is why Orpheus was doomed from the start; life had already decided to untangle his string and pull it simultaneously towards and—consequently—away from his lover’s.

But sometimes... sometimes life allows itself to revel in its own believed benevolence and offers up a miracle.

——

When Blake glanced back at Yang, she expected the worst. She had felt a tug in her gut that she couldn’t resist and lamented as her head turned of its own volition. One rule. By the gods, there had been one rule.

But perhaps it was by the gods, Blake thinks as she stands on soft sand, wind tugging at her hair. Because her neck had turned... and her eyes had met lavender... and they were both there.

They are both here.

Yang’s right hand is still grasping Blake’s left. Her eyes are still deep as a sunset. Her hair is still a barely kempt mane. And she is still here.

Ruby and Weiss appear behind Yang. Her sister cries in her arms. Her best friend wraps her in a hug. And she is still here.

Yang looks back at Blake and suddenly they’re both running. Colliding. Embracing. Kissing. Because sometimes there isn’t a perfect moment. Sometimes waiting means missing and missing means losing and there are oh so few times when life grants the chance to retrieve what has been lost.

There is still a war to fight, still monsters to defeat, still kingdoms to rebuild. But for right now, Yang is still here, and so is Blake—both loving and laughing and holding on to one another—and that’s all that matters somehow.

[riverdaleconspiracy]

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[jin-guang-ow]

I'd love to hear your thoughts about Jiang Cheng ^^

First Impression: “Why is this dude so angry??? …same tho” Was pretty much how I felt hahaha. The whole “dearest shidi who killed Wei WuXian” didn’t stick with me the first time I read MDZS because I had a hard time remembering their names orz….

Impression Now: He needs to be protected at all costs!!! I want to wrap him a blanket and give him warm beverages!!! An all around great character who’s super relatable and doesn’t deserve a single thing that happened to him!!! I don’t think any of my opinions on Jiang Cheng are different than the general consensus of him just being all around great character that was incredibly well-written? Jin Ling and Jiang Cheng are my faves, that’s just how it is. :)

Favorite Moment: Probably when he first shows up in the donghua? It’s just like HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT, and as you guys know I really love the overbearing type characters uwu (I also really like the scene in the novel when he’s interrogating WWX trying to prove that he’s… WWX haha)

Idea for a Story: GIVE HIM A WIFE YOU COWARDS!!! I have a headcanon that he would definitely get a wife. She would be a regular woman that he meets in a town during a night hunt. To her, JC would be an amazing and untouchable person. Someone completely out of this world. Absolutely, no one could be cooler. She’s a bright and silly person, though, and loves joking around. You can’t tell me this isn’t exactly the type of wife he’d want. I just like the idea of JC being really soft to his wife, too…

Unpopular Opinion: I can’t imagine him being in a relationship with the other male characters? I still love reading the ships and what not, but I feel like as a person he’s too dedicated to his sect and what not. He’d be pretty serious about birthing an heir. (I still fucking ship him with everyone though don’t @ me)

Favorite Relationship: His relationship with Jin Ling, probably. I think it’s so telling about his character and how he was raised. He’s raising Jin Ling the same way he was, but please Jiang Cheng be kinder… haha (if this question is about ships then??? I don’t know??? Maybe with XiChen??? Soft XiChen with an angry Jiang Cheng is too cute in my mind…)

Favorite Headcanon: My giving him a wife headcanon. Let him live and be happy!!!

[draculastits]

do me do me for the mutual emoji thing 🤠

yeehaw babeyyy im finally doing this

First impression: hot??????????? hothothothothothothothothot oh Funny! Hot

Your nickname in my head: tater tot and po-tate-o

Closeness ratings [1-10]: 8 when we actually text 10 when we can be dumbasses in the same state

Do I like you: I mean I guess??

You are my: hottest ex and eventual partner in crime

Ever had a crush on you: nah bro thats gay

[child-of-crows]

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whatwhwhat

[schmault-tec]

 fortmercer SAID: NO BOI

Yes. Him. Yes. Hmm.... 

[spacenunn-blog]

[iminafieldofdandelions]

hothothothothothothothothot

Carol + hairstyles

Bonus: post battle mess™

[winsomeanimal]

Bubbles: tats and hedgehog, HOTTTTTTTT. 'nuf said'

[forchucksake]

Seriously. Just take a minute to look at the background art. Mercy. This is -besides the character development- my favorite aspect of Motorcity. Just. Freaking. Look. At. It. So unbelievably gorgeous. Oh man. Someone fan me. I'm overheating. 

[al-sahhim]

i feel like i may have to watch this episode again. it is amazing, but ever since i saw kol in that coat i have been obsessed ever since

[cerberus253]

HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT- 💖❤️💙💛

Assassin’s Creed Origins + Trials of the Gods