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A not-so-vanilla ice cream day
Vanilla Ice Cream doesn’t have to be boring I savor my ice cream drenched in an eruption of velvety, warm hot fudge streaming down in a seductive embrace, melting the sumptuous dessert as it coats the sweet cream in a glistening indulgence that teases the taste buds, and glides down the throat until every luscious drop is swallowed.
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What the heck did you just freaking say about me, you little dude?
I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous surprise parties, and I have over 300 stuffed animals on my bed.
I am trained in monkeying around and I'm the top ice cream scooper in the entire school band.
You are everything to me but just another new friend.
I will make you an ice cream sundae with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my freaking words.
You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet?
Think again, muffin. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the power of love, bucko.
The power of love that befriends lonely strangers through kindness.
We're gonna be besties, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can cheer you up in over seven hundred ways, and that's without the ice cream.
Not only am I extensively trained serving frozen treats, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Cheesecake Factory and I will use it to its full extent to put a smile on that face, you absolute delight.
If only you could have known what comradery your little clever comment would cause you to find yourself in, you would have died if joy.
But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're living to experience it, you goshdarn genius.
I will give you so much hotfudge that you will drown in it. You're so lucky, kiddo.
#navy seals copypasta#kidz bop memes#with the amount of editing i had to do this sounds like a madlib#reposting this as it's own thing cause it deserves it's own thing#my writing#my memes#my stuff
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Your Comedy Minute: A Little Boy Has A Toy Gun #NSFW #Boy #Gun #Money #Parents #DairyQueen #IceCream #HotFudge #Sundae #WhippedCream #Cherry #Joke #Funny #Comedy #Laugh #Dark #Humor
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I wish every day was Sundae! www.rksshots.com #potd #instalike #hotfudgesundae #icecream #foodporn #sundae #hotfudge #yummy #coffee #chocolate #foodies #delicious #chocolatecake #cake #desserts #food #foodie #italianchocolatelovecake #gianduia #chocolateshop #bicerinusa #chocolatier #swiss #nycfoodie #instafood #chocolatebar #chocolatiers s https://instagr.am/p/CvIDyBRrmOx/
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What the heck did you just freaking say about me, you little dude?
I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous surprise parties, and I have over 300 stuffed animals on my bed.
I am trained in monkeying around and I'm the top ice cream scooper in the entire school band.
You are everything to me but just another new friend.
I will make you an ice cream sundae with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my freaking words.
You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet?
Think again, muffin. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the power of love, bucko.
The power of love that befriends lonely strangers through kindness.
We're gonna be besties, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can cheer you up in over seven hundred ways, and that's without the ice cream.
Not only am I extensively trained serving frozen treats, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Cheesecake Factory and I will use it to its full extent to put a smile on that face, you absolute delight.
If only you could have known what comradery your little clever comment would cause you to find yourself in, you would have died if joy.
But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're living to experience it, you goshdarn genius.
I will give you so much hotfudge that you will drown in it. You're so lucky, kiddo.
kidzbop cover of the navy seals copypasta
#this went into yandere pinkie pie mode real fast ngl#it also got changed so much (as both threats and swears are against kidzbop law) that it just sounds like a madlib#but it's 3am so im gonna give myself some slack
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March 25, 2023— slept around 12am. Woke up around 5:50am. Ate my breakfast for an hour to spend time with mom. Got ready for school. Almost late, but had to chitchat with France until mom came telling me dad is waiting. Learned a shocking thing on the way. Parents dropped me off at school. Attended rotc class. Exchanged numbers with friends. Sat for the first time beside Vj, who was very fun to chitchat with. Class started with different kinds of injuries. Had to sit through the disgustingness but now a learned person. Sir solely focused on the triangle big hanky. He sounded like the guy selling the pink thingy in Lorax. Gave back Gabbie her book. Bought her an ice cream as a thanks from the canteen because unfortunately I ate her chocolate the day before. Hangout with classmates at the garden. Chitchat. Went to McDo for lunch. Chitchat, chitchat, chitchat. Had too much sugar. Came home high as a drunken man. Took a few minutes of sleep. Went to church. Practice. Was a little annoyed. On the way home in the car, my friend's dad called him. They're so sweet, its refreshing. Calmed me. By the time we got home, I'm laughing. Took a bath. Danie took care of my dishes. Thank God. Feeling sick from all the sugar. Announced I'm sleeping. Dad said McDo's hotfudge is otw. How can I refuse?
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This vegan Chocolate Pudding Cake Recipe is SO easy and delicious! Get the recipe: http://bit.ly/2HlsMbu
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The sexiest thing you will see all day..🤪🍨 Hot Fudgeeeeeeeeee baby yea 😀 . #hotfudge #sundae #treat #dessert https://www.instagram.com/p/CBRZjcgH7ba/?igshid=1m7sqszhaqgt0
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Hot Fudge Sundae Fudge Stripes Cookies! I found a product listing for this online with a photo, but no further information such as release date. Stay tuned! 😋 TheJunkFoodAisle.com #thejunkfoodaisle #keebler #fudgestripes #cookie #cookies #hotfudgesundae #sundae #hotfudge #fudge #chocolate #keeblerelves https://www.instagram.com/p/B6irugdpXOL/?igshid=1e334oj4q4ato
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【share vol.5739/loftman B.D.】 HOT FUDGE-軍手/1,650yen #hotfudge#ホットファッジ#accessories#アクセサリー#loftman#ロフトマン#kyoto#京都#bd (ロフトマンB.D.) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6UkEGunOPy/?igshid=26mro4m3qy82
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My second entry for the @ohuhuart summer contest! One of the best parts of of summer is certainly ice cream! Hope ya like it Thanks as always, ~Liyla Wolff . . . . . . #ohuhuartcontest #summerholidays #icecream #cute #ohuhumarkers #strawberry #vanilla #icecreamcone #art #illustration #drawing #hotfudge https://www.instagram.com/p/B0xbt0ugEEL/?igshid=3qeur2ikn7lj
#ohuhuartcontest#summerholidays#icecream#cute#ohuhumarkers#strawberry#vanilla#icecreamcone#art#illustration#drawing#hotfudge
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A wall _ Ritter’s Diner, Bloomfield
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Thank you to all of you who’ve your own versions of this look. 😍 This look is simple and it involves only two eyeshadows. Btw, I only winged it this much for the picture so you can definitely blend it more for a more wearable look. #SheerBronze from my book #BeautyUnfiltered using @marykayus #chromafusionEyeshadows in #GoldStatus and #HotFudge #DeepBrownEyeliner #LashLoveMascara ........ESPAÑOL......... Gracias a todos los que Han hecho sus propias versiones de este look el cual es simple de hacer e involucra solo dos sombras de ojos!!. #SheerBronze de mi libro #BeautyUnfiltered usando #marykay #chromafusion en #GoldStatus y #HotFudge #DeepBrownEyeliner #lashlovemascaramarykay . #luiscasco #luistips #luiscascomakeup #tipsdemaquillaje #maquillista #librodemaquillaje #mua. BOOKS ARE AVAILABLE TO SHIP WORLDWIDE THROUGH WWW.LUISCASCO.COM 😊 LOS LIBROS ESTÁN DISPONIBLES PARA ENVIAR EN TODO EL MUNDO A TRAVÉS DE WWW.LUISCASCO.COM 😊 @lorraineyoungphoto hair @prestonwada styling @tinoportillo https://www.instagram.com/p/B1fXIVBAyVa/?igshid=3fugnlas11bg
#sheerbronze#beautyunfiltered#chromafusioneyeshadows#goldstatus#hotfudge#deepbrowneyeliner#lashlovemascara#marykay#chromafusion#lashlovemascaramarykay#luiscasco#luistips#luiscascomakeup#tipsdemaquillaje#maquillista#librodemaquillaje#mua
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Chocolate Poke Cake for Duke’s Birthday! 🍫🎂👍🏻 #chocolatecake #pokecake #chocolatechips #chocolatepudding #hotfudge #chocolatewhippedcream #chocolateshavings #chocolateoverload #birthdaycake #allthechocolate. https://www.instagram.com/p/BrHFbeZH472/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1nj0yjrnzygkx
#chocolatecake#pokecake#chocolatechips#chocolatepudding#hotfudge#chocolatewhippedcream#chocolateshavings#chocolateoverload#birthdaycake#allthechocolate
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A great doctor visits calls for some soft serve. #andysfrozencustard #peanutbutter #hotfudge #bananas #rootbeer #yummy #hitsthespot https://www.instagram.com/p/CjWuPzCuiyw/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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This vegan Chocolate Pudding Cake Recipe is SO easy and delicious! Get the recipe: http://bit.ly/2HlsMbu
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