#hotdog juggling troll

[meraki-sunset]

Sup uhhhhh i did this as a reference for writing. Maybe it can be usefull for someone else out there.

It’s all trolls with known signs’s classpect and tittle acording to the extended zodiac

The hotdog juggling guy i made it up. I just like him. he’s just a lil guy.

Also, we all agree Fiamet is a lime in disguise right? the lime socks, the lack of fins, the tail(???) why the heck does she have a tail when no other troll in history have had one? no one knows, a little mary sue if you ask me. But whatever acording to the extended zodiac, her sign is Aquamino = violet/doom/prospit wich i think is a fake sign to blend in and her real sign is Camino (means path in spanish lol) exactly the same aspect and moon but with her real blood, lime. Wich looks like water waves, tiding up to the whole axolotle shiny-pokemon thing

EDIT: aparently Idarat, the OC  from the winner of the comic contest is canonically also a lime in disguise and like what i theorized with Fiamet, his true symbol acording to his creator is the same lunar sway and aspect as his visible teal sign, but lime.

[akamavarii]

HOTDOG JUGGLING TROLL

[hiveswapministrifes]

Can you do the purple hotdog juggling background troll?

[Full View]

Looks like he’s quite the JUGGLE-O am I RIGHT HAHAHAHAHAH

[Masterpost]

[tieflingcxre]

HEY SO

[clowndaydreams]

what sort of behaviors do you think our clowns got from their lusci that are just a teensy weensy bit... odd for a troll to be doing? like, I can see some resemblance being charming to trolls but what's like, odd even to trolls that they do?

Going down the list!

Chahut: Sleeps with one eye open. Legit. Also hates hail storms(ducklings are offed so often due to that and DuckMom instilled that fear in her)

Marvus: Tends to not chew when he can. He thinks it is more efficient and most people don't notice unless they're really watching him.

Karako: Lists things. Constantly. If he can, he will list things. Kind of how his brain woks because of how Bronya talks. Fast learner due to this.

Hotdog: Was taught how to juggle from SeaLionMom, and cannot sleep unless he is floating on top of something or someone.

Rapsta: SalamanderDad taught him how to catch bugs with his (longer than average) tongue. So when he's focusing or bored there is a chance he will flick his tongue around.

GHB, Gamzee and Kurloz are more likely to eat random crap because of their GoatDads. Bark, paper, and the occasional can (gamzee was extremely high ok?)

The Soleil Twins tend to hop before moving. Small hops before walking/running and hop away from anything that scares them.

[cursed-saphire-hart]

Signature to Jadebloods seems to be having one of their horns have an extra shape to them

The horns in general tend to be the same shape, one of them just has an extra step

That and their the only ones who can become Rainbow Drinkers.

I think rusts have a wider variety of shapes bc their the most populated cast and Bronze have cattle style horns.

Also, act 2 of hiveswap has THE CUTEST FREAKING OLIVE TROLL BABY EVER. You'll know him when you see him and I gotta draw him.

Also look up hotdog juggling purple blood, you won't be disappointed he is a GEM.

[contaiinedarmageddon2]

Another day in another timeline Sollux had a different Aradia over. Not only was she quite tall, over ten feet plus her horns, but she was, as she likes to say, a proud fat nerd. And like any respectable nerd she was camped infront of the tv laying on her rug covering gut as she played his game grubs. Her even larger ass rising above her, the immense grey boulders taller than troll completely engulfing her underwear, while her pitiful excuse for a skirt was bunched up on her back

"Sollux! Im horny, come fuck my ass!"

"You're always horny, you get caught in doors almost as much as tv does! Anyways what do I look like, a bang maid?"

"No, but only because you won't wear the outfit. 0n0 Besides its not like your doing anything other than jerk off your diffidence excretor!"

"It's your outfit! If you won't why should I? Anyways I'll have you know I'm up to your spheres in a project right now, try a little patience."

Aradia grunts and just psionically pulls Sollux over, monitor tower and all, which is easier than it sounds considering Sollux is only several inches tall. Taking off his pants she psionically caresses his bulge, electric sparks of pleasure zapping along its expanding length, getting the monster length worked up and hard. His hardware was plopped atop her twin moons, in easy reach, while he was pressed into her deep crack, already troll devouring in size to normal trolls to Sollux it was if the ground itself split apart and beneath it was ass.

And for good measure she also freezes his arms until he gets to work.

((Decent sized prompt below the cut, nsfw))

Most nights, this would’ve been a perfect scenario for Sollux. An Aradia chatting him up trying to get into his game grub collection? Could hardly tell her no. Unfortunately, two miscalculations followed. One, attempting to set a specific date with a Time player juggling a limitless amount of different dates all at once instead of just saying the night you were going to be busy. Two, that rather than patience she would have a libido as big as her ass. As his slightly over half a foot frame was yanked airborne, all he could think was that if he missed this deadline she owed him a rewind.

Where she learned to do it was a mystery to him, but it was hard to cross your arms and scowl when someone is practically vibrating your dick. Sollux closed his eyes and took steady breaths, trying not to think about her biting her full lips as a blush crept across her face at the feel of her mental constructs wrapped around his monstrously disproportionate shaft... Dammit he was failing miserably. At least there was no Serket around to make quips about him being 8″ 8′

Sollux opened his eyes only to briefly see the great cleft in the vast moonscape reaching out to welcome him, before darkness once again as he crashed down into their gelatinous embrace. Without his arms to brace with, rather than settle onto or slightly wedge at the top of the crack like his computer had, the weight of his prodigious endowment given momentum by Aradia herself dragged him downward into the cleft. Eventually the way each fat cheek rested against the other created enough resistance to stop his descent, helped by his rapidly hardening bulge touching down against her backside deep below.

For Aradia this was enough to draw a small pleased sigh. Sure she had toys, but she couldn’t even fully reach back there without her psionics! This was real, and she planned to savor the feel of every inch of it pressing back against her elephantine cheeks and twitching with vitality... Or maybe that twitching was Sollux struggling not to be further consumed. Aradia might’ve forgotten he’d probably need leverage to get much done even if his dick had agreed to her demands. She gave a quiet apology and freed his arms, feeling his hands gripping her as the yellowblood pulled himself back up. Maybe some other time she’d like to feel the rush of silencing Sollux’s griping by stuffing him nice and deep between her pride and joy, but for now Aradia wanted them both to relax and both to enjoy each other.

Back on top Mt. Megido peaks and unaware what the future may have in store, Sollux was back into the light and holding onto his computer almost like a life preserver. As if to further add to the analogy he heard Aradia give a smug little laugh and begin slowly tilting from side to side. It took a few seconds for the effects to even reach Sollux on top as he was, but the world became a tilting theme park ride as Aradia’s ass began wobbling and pitching from side to side. Sollux had to keep hold of his electronics to keep them from flying off but was himself anchored firmly in place. Said anchor was being squeezed and kneaded by the shifting walls of Megido meat as she toyed with him.

“Enough stalling Captor! I can still play if I’m on top you know.”

He could almost hear the damn emoticon. Fine, he wasn’t getting out of this any other way, sometimes you just have to fuck a time goddess. Braced (and occasionally even able to type on) against his computer and thoroughly hotdogged to hardness Sollux found his mark and started to push. Despite eagerness and countless toys training it, the greedy rustblood’s pucker still gave some resistance to her newest toy’s first thrusts. At last being filled how she’d craved, Aradia let out a moan of both relief and pure lust.

Each thrust took the yellowblood a little deeper. The soft, squeezing canyon of her asscheeks traded for the incredible tightness inside her. Practicality kept him from slamming his hips with reckless abandon. If he put too much into it he might start sinking into that vast ocean of soft grey, plus he might be giving into to both of their base desires here but he still had to try and not lose completely. Still the size of the cock steadily plowing into her transferred a great deal of force no matter how casual the strokes were. Laying atop the pudgy cushioning of her own belly, Aradia slowly started to slide back and forth with each pounding movement. This rhythm helped force even more of her partner’s impossible shaft deeper into her while she panted and bit her lip, now having to try and force her attention back to her own gaming.

So the two continued into the night, casually competing to see who could force the other to give up on their secondary pursuit. Sollux occasionally wondered if he had seen the moon move past his window more than once. Aradia gave her ass a psionic slap powerful enough to set it jiggling for the next few minutes if she caught him slowing down to think instead of fucking her.

[poinko]

Don't know if you've been asked this yet but is there any canon name for the hotdog juggling troll in Marvus's route that you know of? He's my favorite of all the background characters!

im not sure. but yall might see him again.

[poorslaindoll]

Your name is JUGLIN MEATEN and boy do you love JUGGLING HOTDOGS ALL DAY

(Has this been done already? Probably. I’ll let myself out)

[clowndaydreams]

🧃🪐 anon: Hi! I'm back and thank you so much, that was adorable!!

Do you remember that clown in Marvus' route that juggled hotdogs? And was later seen in Lanque's? His canon name is Tyler (WhatPumpkin said it was at least) and I was wondering if I could get general hcs if him with a gender-neutral reader? He seems like a nice person judging by his smile and up-lifted eyes.

Hello again! I had no idea they gave Hotdog a name! I don't exactly like it because...the whole 6 letters for troll names and stuff but I guess it's easily fixed with an extra letter. So, from now on, Hotdog will also be referred to as Tyyler.

And anon, it seems you're new enough to not know or just haven't encountered any of them, but if you look under the hotdog clown tag on my blog, I do have some other posts about him. Onto the Headcannons!

Is a total ambivert. He is actually very good at dealing with people and always seems to have a very good customer of his wherever you both go. He has so many perks due to his business.

Loves testing new food ideas on you for his moving stands. Your alien tongue can really pick up whatever he put in his food. Also helps him figure out what anything is missing.

He tends to cook for the 2 of you whenever you're over. He's big into acts of service as a love language.

To repay him he only asks you give him a massage or do the dishes.

Big into having 'adventure' dates.

No plans. Just walking around and looking for fun stuff to do.