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Alicent: You killed a black haired Targaryen Aemond, that's like killing a unicorn!
#house of the dragon#hotd#alicent hightower#aemond targaryen#aemond one eye#incorrect hotd quotes#hotd X archer crossover#sterling archer#archer fx#archer fxx#mine#lucerys velaryon
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Aegon: you give up your buddy just because some dickhead threatens to waterboard you?
Peasant: YES
Aegon: How bad can it be?!
Daemon: How have you never been waterboarded?
Aegon: Why would I be?
Daemon: Training?
Rhaenyra: Aegon we all had to … Where were you on waterboarding day?
[jump cut to Aegon getting a facial]
Aegon: hmm… can’t remember…
#house of the dragon#hotd#hotd incorrect quotes#aegon ii targaryen#daemon targaryen#rhaenyra targaryen#HOTD X archer crossover#archer fx#archer fxx#sterling archer#lana kane#slater archer#mine
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Assassin: *holding a blade to Alicent* what if I kill her momma’s boy? Picture here, dead in the gutter, and what life would be life without mommy dearest…
Rhaenyra: JESUS CHRIST!
Everyone: what?
Rhaenyra: He’s got an ERECTION!
Alicent: WHAT?
Assassin: *dropping Alicent in shock* what the hell is wrong with you people?! *gets gutted by Aegon*
Aegon: nothing -
Alicent: *beating her son* an erection! The thought of me dead gives you an erection?!
Aegon: no!…. Just half of one…
#house of the dragon#house of the dragon incorrect quotes#hotd incorrect quotes#HOTD X archer crossover#rhaenyra is Lana because of the antagonistic dynamic#alicent hightower#rhaenyra targaryen#aegon ii targaryen#sterling archer#Mallory archer#lana kane#mine
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