#hot ones fakeover

[daddys-chaton-noir]

hot ones fakeover: wing 2 question 2

tobasco green pepper, scoville 600-1200

DM: ok, i ask first. what’s your first memory of me?

me: umm gonna eat the wing while i do some thinking

DM:  don’t take too long

me: not even a full 5 seconds has passed, jesus dude. um it was when you interviewed me for the job where we met. you crouched in front of me during the actual interview portion b/c there was one chair & you had given me that chair. & you didn’t want to stand over me, i assume. which is so funny b/c you really love to do that now but like, way to be aware of space, guy.

DM: oh yeah! yeah, not cool to put your crotch in someone’s face you don’t know but like super cool once you’re buddies

me: yeah, exactly. umm so you really like to talk about how good i am at giving head. if you had to write a recipe for the perfect head, what is it?

DM: a good mix between hand & mouth. must include deep-throating.

me: a must, huh?

DM: absolutely. no questions.

me: & the finish? <i sucked on my fingers>

DM: mostly hand, but mouth on the tip. when i come, show me. hold it on your tongue like a good little puppy until i say to swallow.

me: mmhm yep yup yes indeedy lol

[daddys-chaton-noir]

hot ones fakeover: wing 1 question 1

frank’s redhot, scoville 450

me: when we first started fucking, how did you imagine it would end? b/c i know married w/ a kid wasn’t what you expected. lol DM: you would go off to college & we would send telegrams to each other but it would fade me: lol telegrams?! what 

DM: movin on! when was the first time you can remember getting wet? me: way before i was legal. when i bumped uglies w/ my first little girlfriend. lol DM: ok wow yeah i remember you telling me about that. that’s still wild. <he laughed into his hand a little>

[daddys-chaton-noir]

Hot ones?

mmhm yes 🔥hot ones🔥

[daddys-chaton-noir]

we just watched “hot ones” w/ michael b. jordan & hannibal buress. we’d recently seen taraji p. henson & so @daddysmaison is like...ur turn.

& i’m like this is gonna be so amazing & so awful. lol lol