#horaux louix
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Meth dog down, gave the goodest boy an honerable dual, and beat an old man with back problems to death with a giant pizza wheel, and a well placed bolt of red lightning, now its time for the cage match of a century and probably getting turned into a stone smoothy with how much my corpse will be mulched into the floor if Papa louix grabs me not to worried about the godfrey part of the fight though. Xelot is almost done his journey so imma need new ideas for character builds soon.
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Godfrey motherfucking first elden lord, he had a spectral lion biting him just so the weight of his dick alone doesnt split the lands between in half this guy is the man, everyone looks upto and wants to be like Godfrey, some extra moves sprinkled in fromchis spectral fight when you first encountered him with the addition of making localized earthquakes in the arena specifically to make you the first unwilling volunteer in the newly founded Lands Between space program, first pioneered by radahn you know that guy you killed like 15 hours ago with the small horse and the power to control gravity. Yeah him. Anyways, kick his shit in until phase two whenere he says you know what, fuck playong nice and just yeets the lion away to how his true self Horaux Louix Two time UFC champion, with the grip like a vice and the leaps that got gwyn benched. God if he wasnt a mans man as Godfrey he is now, and oh god does it make me want to kill myself, get close grabbed and turned into the first telephone poll in the lands between get too far and those earthquakes now have the ability to spew lava, if he doesnt decide to just nothing personal kid teleports behind you with how supirisngly fast this geezer is, like damn bro slow down your the reason we have speed limits on the sidewalk now. Oh and dont get me started when he decided to just take a magma bath and sink into the ground and turn basically the whole arena into an active volcano, i love this fight. Its just two tarnished duking it out till the end.
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