#hoping i dont read this in the morning and regret the edible

[archeogeist]

Bad news. They got rid of all the trinkets at the thrift store. All the bricabrac is gone. Not a tchotchke in sight. No more knicknacks. Not even a single thingamajig remains. Do not go in there and ask for a bauble. They'll call you a stupid little dummy. They'll tell you to get fucked. Who do you think you are, coming in here, trying to buy a doodad. Does this look like a gewgaw store?! Not anymore, nitwit! Get outta here!!

[into1-wonderland]

Baby!Into1 x Daycare au | Intro

(ft. Bo Yuan as the caretaker of the 10 chaotic bunch, ranging from the ages of 3-5)

a/n: hello hello yumi here~ so this is the first into1 au of mine that will ever see the light of day. at first I was going to write things for it, but honestly I'm going to make it into a series with incorrect quotes to attach with it. this post will be the bios of all the babies and our lovely caretaker Bo Yuan, so enough of me babbling and I hope you guys could enjoy~

First off, we have the Caretaker™ Bo Yuan:

my mans is like in his 20's rn

wanted to open up a little day care as like side job/internship because he wanted to teach kids in the future so he was like “might as well start working with kids now!”

and so

he did it

only regretted his life decisions when his devil number 1 and devil number 2 does something bad

other times he really enjoy looking after them! and he doesn’t even feel like it’s a job!

has been thinking about taking a field trip with all 10 of them but he’s afraid: 1) he might lose one 2) he might lose himself 3) can they behave themselves

his favorite thing to do is having all of them gather around while reading a fairytale to them for nap time

or sometimes he would sing a song

he has a lot of favorite things in day care, literally having all 10 of them just there makes him happy

except when lin mo and nine is having a scream off:

lin mo: ahh

nine: aHH

lin mo: AHH

nine: AHHHHH-

bo yuan, running into the room: what’s wrong?

ak: screaming

bo yuan: why?

patrick, with his hands over his ears: TO SEE WHOS LOUDER

all the other boys: *nods*

isnt always watching the kids 24/7, since day 1 when the kids came in he told them the rules of the daycare and kinda just let them familiarize the place

(bo yuan: its a daycare, and they are kids, they are suppose to have fun!

keyu, in the back, mumbles: i wanna climb the tree in the yard

bo yuan, turns around: keyu no)

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And now we have the kids!!

Liu Yu:

4 years old

very quiet, just likes to sit and read and draw

the most obedient one, and likes to follow around bo yuan

well,, most of the time

he’s played a few pranks on bo yuan like:

bo yuan: liu yu nap time is over you have to wake up

liu yu: *not moving*

bo yuan, gently nudged liu yu: liu yu wake up!

liu yu: *continues to fake sleep and not move*

bo yuan: *leans closer to liu yu’s face to make sure hes not sick or has a fever*

liu yu, scares bo yuan: WAH

bo yuan: liu yu dont do that! you scared me!

liu yu: *giggles*

likes to stretch and bend himself in odd positions

(bo yuan: everyday I’m in fear that he will snap himself in half)

kinda an introvert but once he hangs around everyone for a bit he will open up to them and fit himself in very well

likes to organize and keep things how he found them/have special places where he organizes his toys

jiayuan: *moves liu yu’s fan*

liu yu: hey! put that back!!

has really good etiquettes and never really fights or argues or bicker with the other kids

but likes to joke around and mess around with once in a while

patrick: wahhh i put my cupcakes here who took one!

liu yu, hiding it behind his back: idk maybe keyu took it?

the least of bo yuan’s worries since he’s always in bo yuan’s sight, also he’s aware of his surroundings so he actually helps bo yuan make sure everything’s okay

(bo yuan: i made a checklist for myself on the whiteboard and liu yu likes to check things off for me, he said “coloring in the boxes is fun” so now he's the reason why i get all my work done)

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Santa:

4 years old

riki’s best friend

super happy and bright, like a ray of sunshine

is easily scared

lin mo: hi

santa: WAHHHHH BO YUAN GEGE

really likes bo yuan, would stick on to him a lot and ask him about everything

santa: bo yuan gege whats this?

santa: bo yuan gege what’s that?

santa: bo yuan gege what are you making right now?

hangs out with liu yu and mika a lot (other than riki)

riki is older than him but would hold riki’s hand and take him around like a didi

also really likes racing with mika for E V E R Y T H I N G

(bo yuan: yeah couple days ago they tried to race who can fall asleep faster but because they kept on peeking at each other so they basically didn’t sleep till i said i’ll watch for them)

really likes to dance, every time he hears music he would start grooving around

loves learning new things, which is probably the reason why he always asks bo yuan so many questions

also least one of bo yuan’s worries, just gotta make sure jiayuan and lin mo don’t pull pranks on him

(bo yuan: well they dont really pull prank pranks, its just once lin mo grabbed a frog and started running around and showing it to everyone, but lin mo lost grip and the frog jumped on santa)

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Rikimaru:

5 years old

looks like he’s 3, acts like he’s 3, but is actually 5

best friends with santa! always sticks around him and likes to tug on a corner of his shirt out of habit

bo yuan: alright everyone it’s nap time! i’ve made the beds for everyone

riki, sees his bed is not next to santa: bo yuan gege can you switch my bed next to santa? i wanna be next to santa

he didn’t start speaking till he was 4 so he often stutters when he talk and just looks confused a lot (it's because he’s thinking and formulating his words)

santa and the other kids would always have to interpret for him

bo yuan: riki I brought some snacks today do you want cookies or marshmallows?

riki: ???

santa, motioning with his hands: bo yuan gege said do you want the white fluffies or brown crunchies

riki: oh! crunchies!

squishy cheeks,, bo yuan’s favorite thing is to squish his cheek everytime he sees him

riki: gud mooning bo yuan gege!

bo yuan, squishes riki’s cheeks: ahh I haven’t seen you in so long good morning!!

nine: wait wasnt riki here yesterday??

also likes to stretch,, often seen around with liu yu and they just help each other

(bo yuan: i am afraid he will snap himself in half too)

not too much of bo yuan’s worries, besides the fact that he might get kidnapped because he’s so oblivious

(bo yuan: we were playing outside in the yard once and riki just wandered off because he thought the neighbor’s flowers were pretty)

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Mika:

4 years old

also kinda an introvert, doesn’t interact with too many people

usually it’s santa that approaches him first or keyu^^

found a ukulele in the toy bin one time and wouldn’t let go of it (he claims it’s his now)

his favorite activity at daycare is when they all sing together, that’s when he smiles the most and has the most fun

the one that likes to nap the most

also likes to help bo yuan cook once in a while (mostly just having mika washing vegetables and passing things to bo yuan)

very laid back and not noisy (till he starts playing the ukulele)

often gets scared by lin mo’s sudden screams (actually, lin mo scares a lot of people, sorry to mika’s ears)

also not one of bo yuan’s worries, literally there’s nothing to worry about with mika, all the kids just likes to sit around mika and pet his head so he keeps everyone safe

(bo yuan: one time I couldn’t find any of the kids in the play room, apparently they were all in the napping corner petting mika’s head since he just got a hair cut)

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Nine:

4 years old

loud, very loud.

pouts a lot

everyone calls nine cute, even the boys who are younger than him

likes to boss around patrick because he’s older

nine: patrick gimme that juice box!

patrick: you’re closer you get it!

nine: i’m older than you!

literally scared of everything

if he hasn’t seen it before and it’s living, he’s scared

jiayuan: *holds a bowl of tadpoles*

nine, several feet away: WAHHH WHAT IS THAT

the happiest when he gets snacks + real food food

also really likes to sing!! his favorite thing is watching disney movies because there’s so much music in it and he just loves to sing along

he’s not part of bo yuan’s worries because he’s literally scared of everything, but nine is really naive and would do things that the other kids tell him to do so, it’s a 50/50 on nine

(bo yuan: there was an edible decorative flower on keyu’s birthday cake couple days ago, and somehow jiayuan convinced nine all flowers were edible. so today during outside time nine almost ate the neighbor’s flowers)

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Lin Mo:

3 years old

LOUD. VERY LOUD.

probably the craziest most hyper one out of them all

he and jiayuan always have something bad planned

literally doesn’t have a moment where he’s calm

constantly in bickering mode with ak

lin mo: NO IM RIGHT

ak: NO. IM RIGHT

patrick: what are they arguing about?

keyu: *shrugs*

but is also best friends with ak so he’s also calm around him

(bo yuan: yeah these two have on and off days, you can never predict it)

and also constantly naruto runs around the daycare

bo yuan: lin mo stop running!

lin mo: *nyoom*

he also once nyoomed into keyu

keyu: ow what was that for?

lin mo: you were in my way!

and now he nyooms into keyu for fun

a very good mood maker

likes to smile/laugh a lot

would calm down if you show him a movie or a cartoon

number 2 on bo yuan’s worry list because he’s the "bad influence" for everyone, also he reduces hearing for everyone

(bo yuan: i’ve secretly made a tally book on how many times i have to say “lin mo” in a concerning tone this week and he came in 2nd. he was only here for like 3 days!)

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Zhang Jiayuan:

3 years old

YOURE THREE STOP SMIRKING LIKE THAT

couple months younger than lin mo but this is the real culprit under a lot of his and lin mo‘s plans

it’s just because jiayuan has a lot of crazy ideas and he says them out loud and lin mo is just like “yes”

also sometimes they are just accidents, but he's always doing weird questionable things with lin mo

got really sad one time because he brought tadpoles and put them in the fish tank and killed them since the fish went nom

but then started to constantly catch for tadpoles to feed the fishes

bo yuan: jiayuan stop, you’re killing the frog population!

jiayuan: but the fishies are hungry *pouts*

likes to fight/mess around with keyu for no reason

keyu: *sitting there, drawing*

jiayuan, with a squishy hammer: *bops keyu’s head*

but also will protect keyu if anyone tries to mess with him

lin mo: *nyooms into keyu for the 3rd time of the day* jiayuan, hugs keyu: stop hurting him!

the calmest thing he likes to do is taking care of plants, probably because he saw bo yuan spraying the plants one time and he like to squeeze the spray bottle

number 1 on bo yuan’s worry list, this child is literally not safe alone or with anyone. they were trying to celebrate keyu’s birthday and jiayuan tried to touch the candles, while it was lit, by the flame.

(bo yuan: i just got the tablets and haven’t set up children mode, so i’ll take the blame for this one. but also why are kids so good with technologies nowadays??)

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Patrick:

3 years old

squishy :D

smiley :DD

favorite thing is nap time and snack time

somehow knows every location where bo yuan hides their snacks

bo yuan: *getting the snacks that he hid in the piano*

patrick: *sitting next to the window sill with the snack* hi~

of course bo yuan can never get mad at patrick for eating the snacks because patrick doesn’t do anything bad

also he's a growing child

best friends with keyu,, and drags him on to “adventures”

*the daycare got a new toy play house*

patrick: bo yuan gege, keyu and I are moving out so we can go on an adventure!

keyu: I didnt agree to this??

wants bo yuan to add dress up into the daycare games, since he wants to dress up the other boys in the daycare

patrick: i call it, patrick fashion!

not part of bo yuan’s worries till he’s on his hunt for the hidden snacks, just because bo yuan is afraid he might hurt himself

(bo yuan: i started hiding the snacks higher up and one time i saw him trying to climb on keyu’s shoulders to grab it)

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Zhou Keyu:

3 years old

smart, but really clueless at the same time

tall, but has the personality of smol

likes to draw

also likes to read with patrick,, but usually patrick falls asleep so it’s him, the book, and a sleeping patrick

wears glasses all the time since his vision isn’t so good but somehow he makes glasses look good on him???

has a chain with his glasses because there too many glasses incident with keyu

glasses #1 keyu: I don’t like them! *takes it off and loses it*

glasses #2 keyu: *takes them off for nap time, but riki accidentally rolled on to them and snapped it*

glasses # we don’t know how many: *disconnected from the keyu universe*

also like a month younger than lin mo but literally has to make sure lin mo doesnt “blow” the place up

lin mo: what if I stuck this fork into the pluggie thing?

keyu, picking lin mo up: nope you’re not

when keyu is clueless he either stands there or just sit there and space out, not really noticeable but bo yuan ran into him doing that a couple times

(bo yuan: I thought he was an ai that was malfunctioning, it scared me at first but now I know he just doesn’t remember what he’s doing)

oh did I mention this,, even though he’s one of the youngest, he’s the tallest, with that advantage he likes to try to pick people up

jiayuan: keyu pick me up!

keyu: no

patrick: keyu likes me more he will pick me up!

keyu: no

patrick: *pouts*

keyu: *tries to pick both jiayuan and patrick up at the same time*

bo yuan, running over: ZHOU KEYU PUT THEM DOWN YOULL BREAK YOURSELF

not too high up on bo yuan’s worry list, give him a piece of paper or book or anything he would just calmly sit there and do something with it

(bo yuan: every time when we do art or reading its so hard to pry keyu away, he has to finish what he was doing and he’s so concentrated he doesn’t hear anybody)

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Liu Zhang (AK):

4 years old

loud, VERY LOUD.

he doesn’t know he’s loud

bo yuan: ak you don’t have to yell

ak: OKAY

monopolized over all the instrument music type of toys in the daycare

bo yuan: ak you know you have to share your toys right?

ak: I gave the ukulele to mika

honestly having ak is like having a walking megaphone so bo yuan ended up actually making ak his little helper for announcements

bo yuan: ak go tell everyone is lunch time

ak: alright!

ak: *da da da running to fetch his little stool*

ak, stands on a little stool in the middle of the play room: ITS LUNCH TIMEEEEEE-

nine, swats ak’s leg: YOU SCARED ME

the only time ak is quiet is when he’s around lin mo, he kinda just likes to watch lin mo and follow him around so that’s that

unless lin mo starts messing with him, then you just lose your hearing for the day

also at first bo yuan was trying to see what ak is interested in, and he taught ak hot cross buns on the bells and thought that would calm ak down,, but oops ak ended up making more noises

patrick: I WANNA SLEEP AK

(bo yuan: I swear something happened to this kid or something. he’s not hard of hearing but he’s just naturally so loud)

i too would lose my hearing if im around ak so much

not to high on bo yuan’s worries but he just make sure ak isn’t being too loud and bothering the other kids, usually he’s pretty good about that but you never know when a little patrick will start napping or anyone really so gotta contain his energy

(bo yuan: ak is usually the first one that’s awake from nap time but its usually like 5-10min before everyone else so i told him he can go and play but he just has to be quiet)

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alrighty !! now you've met everyone in the daycare, what kind of fun and chaotic adventures are they going to have??

(all future daycare au things will be incorrect quotes + short little one shots, this intro mostly served as a bio so you understand their personalities a bit, and i hope you enjoyed it!)

[applekissims]

1-20 for Marc 20-40 for Karley 40-50 for sin 50-60 for Nicki 60-70 ry

Why you hate me so much Jermaine? Huh? lol

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? I do actually, them and my sister too. 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? My mom03: Do you regret anything? Not anymore04: Are you insecure? Not even a little05: What is your relationship status? I’m talking to someone. Still new so we not really putting a label on it. 06: How do you want to die? In my sleep, with as little pain as possible07: What did you last eat? Earlier today before I came into work. 08: Played any sports? Yeah. Played some hockey and football and a little basketball09: Do you bite your nails? No10: When was your last physical fight? A few years ago at a nightclub11: Do you like someone? Yeah and she knows it12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? Nope, close to it but not the actual 4813: Do you hate anyone at the moment? Not at all. 14: Do you miss someone? Everyday15: Have any pets? Nope. No time for one right now16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? Tired but feelin good feelin great 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? I did more than “make out” in there lol18: Are you scared of spiders? No19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? If I could, yeah probably. Maybe do a few things differently20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? In bed this morning at her place before I left

20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? Mind ya business lol21: What are your plans for this weekend? I’m off so I’m taking my baby to get some pictures with Santa and me and her dad are gonna go pick out a tree and decorate it with her22: Do you want to have kids? How many? Anymore? Maybe 1 or 223: Do you have piercings? How many? 6 in both my ears and 1 in my nose and a clit piercing I got a few weeks ago24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? Science, Reading, and Writing25: Do you miss anyone from your past? So much. 26: What are you craving right now? Cuddles. EJ sleep so I can’t get any good hugs from her27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? Probably but I wasn't trying to if I did28: Have you ever been cheated on? Yeah29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? Sadly. 30: What’s irritating you right now? Can I say all these questions? lol Nah for real, nothing. I’m chillin at home watching tv so I’m good. 31: Does somebody love you? Unconditionally? My daughter, my sister, my cousin and my best friend I have no doubts about32: What is your favorite color? Yellow33: Do you have trust issues? A few34: Who/what was your last dream about? I don’t wanna say who but we were in Burj Khalifa having sex on the highest observation deck and I was showing out lol35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? My cousin36: Do you give out second chances too easily? Probably. 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? Forgive. I’ll always remember38: Is this year the best year of your life? It is because its the year I had my Stanka39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 1040: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? Listen, it was a dare and I was in college and I’d do it again (gonna answer 40-60 for Nick and Sen since 41-49 are missing lol)

40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? Yeah, aint no shame in my game lol51: Favourite food? Steak. Oh and bacon52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? Most definitely53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? Showered and fucked the girl I was with last night54: Is cheating ever okay? Never55: Are you mean? When I have to be56: How many people have you fist fought? Not that many, probably can count them all on 2 hands57: Do you believe in true love? Yeah58: Favourite weather? Warm59: Do you like the snow? I do60: Do you wanna get married? Been there but for the right person, I’d make that leap again. No time soon though

40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? Yep and I’ll do it again in a heartbeat51: Favourite food? Edible.  Okay....Tacos52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? Yes53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? Cried54: Is cheating ever okay? Never55: Are you mean? Noooooo........ Maybe56: How many people have you fist fought? I dont know...4 maybe57: Do you believe in true love? I do58: Favourite weather? Rain59: Do you like the snow? I love snow60: Do you wanna get married? One day. To the right person because when I do it, I only wanna do it once

60: Do you wanna get married? Yeah one day. Gotta find somebody to make an honest man outta me lol61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? Yeah but I like when she call me other names more ;-)62: What makes you happy? My family and friends. Pho when she not making me crazy63: Would you change your name? Nope64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? Hell nah. I’d kiss her everyday man, lol she got the softest lips65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? That’s awkward as hell. I’d have to let her know in a nice way that I’m not interested and hope we can move past it66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? Most definitely. I cherish those assholes too67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? Nicki68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? Phora69: Do you believe in soulmates? I do70: Is there anyone you would die for? That's some deep shit but I have a small handful of people I’d give my life for. 

[griffinxwoods]

Odd numbers 😈😈😈

you’re the wOrst omfg the vikings lost so suck on that kid

im putting this under a read more bc wtf 

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?its been a while buddy so idr lmao sad3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?my future gf. @ god whens that pal5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?i ,,dont have a crush rn 7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?twO months? no lmao 9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?theres almost nothing that makes me uncomfy anymore so no. 11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?“If you want. I think Abuela said she brought lasagna from Titi’s” 👀13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?when its down yeah. 15. What good thing happened this summer?answered17. Do you think there is life on other planets?ALIENS ARE REAL19. Do you like bubble baths?yes i love turning into a raisin 21. What are you bad habits?answered23. Do you have trust issues?lmaooooo yeah25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?just one part? 27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?a bit darker29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?ex’s? 31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?it is33. Spell your name with your chin.im not doing this kimbo fuck off35. Would you rather live without TV or music?neither the fuck. 37. What do you say during awkward silences?i make jokes sjknf39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?lord. american eagle, aeropostale, old navy, forever 21 on occasion. 41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?depends on what they did but yeah. 43. Do you smile at strangers?no fsdkn ya girl has that RBF - resting bitch face45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?knowing that if i dont go to class/work my mother will straight up murder me.47. Have you ever been high?yeah bruh49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?that i remember, no. 51. Ever wished you were someone else?all the time!! wish i wasn’t ugly skjdfn53. Favourite makeup brand?whom. 55. Favourite blog?clexa-hsau.tumblr.com love that bitch. 57. Favourite food? listen ,,just one? no way. cuban food, all of it. love that shit. my blood is 95% plantains. chinese food is bomb. pasta? amazing. 59. First thing you ate this morning?spaghetti61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?no but i’ve had like CSI or whatever the fuck it was called. dont remember why lmao63. Ever been in love?i fall in love with girls all the time.   65. Are you hungry right now?,,,maybe. 67. Facebook or Twitter?tweeter. 69. Are you watching tv right now?im about to watch black-ish. 71. Craving something? What?honestly, a mcflurry. 73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?hell no im not 5 lol75. Favourite animal?dogs, so pure. lions. 77. Chocolate or Vanilla?porque no los dos. (depends on my mood tho) 79. What colour shirt are you wearing?black. a marvel tank. 81. Favourite tv show?parks and rec! orphan black is dope. the handsmaid tale as of lately bc it fucked me up. one day at a time. b99. 83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?there’s a sequel? dont know her. 85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?oh man, all of them lmao. 87. First person you talked to today?in person ,,my grandma. text? the groupchat. 89. Name a person you hate?my padre :))91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?maybe so. 

93. How many sweatpants do you have?at least like 9 man.95. Last movie you watched?the iron giant. djsdh it was on freeform this morning. 97. Favourite actor?men? dont know them. (chris evans tho. or hemsworth) 99. Have any pets?MY SON YOGI I LOVE HIM SM BUT HE’S SO ANNOYING. 101. Do you type fast?about 58 words per minute. 103. Can you spell well?decently i guess. 105. Ever been to a bonfire party?i have yeah. dope stuff. 107. Have you ever been on a horse?a few times! my first one tho i was like 3 in texas. the last time, i was in cuba. 109. Is something irritating you right now?yeah im lowkey irritated i turned down edibles but like ,,i better get this job. 111. Do you have trust issues?isnt this a question up there somewhere lol113. What was your childhood nickname?i ,,dont have one i think. 115. Do you play the Wii?nah bruh, xbox one. 117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?i do but the OG grandma one. 119. Favourite book?the potter series obvs. 121. Are you mean?im an asshole on occasion. 123. Can you keep white shoes clean?no lmao im a mess. 125. Do you believe in true love?i do. cant wait to find my wife thanks. 127. What makes you happy?i have depression am i ever Really happy. think on that 129. What your zodiac sign?scorpio. 131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?thats awk because he’s gay as fUCK too. 133. Favourite lyrics right now?all of this is me from the greatest showman. a gay anthem imo. 135. Dumbest lie you ever told?there’s some stupid ones man but i have a shitty ass memory. 137. How tall are you?5′8139. Brunette or Blonde?brunette. 141. Night or Day?night. 143. Are you a vegetarian?fuck thAt. 145. Tea or Coffee?im cuban ,,,what you think. dkjfs coffee. 147. Mars or Snickers?snickers. 149. Do you believe in ghosts?not necessarily.