#hopelesscalico

[organicbabybattles]

Round 1, Side A, Poll 7

The Overseer ( @raybotonline ) VS. Cupid ( @hopelesscalico )

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( art by raybotonline )

What is your baby's name? Pronouns?: The Overseer, any pronouns

Is your baby from a fandom or original?: Completely original OC for my concept PROJECT: ASTIGMATISM!

How old is your baby?: Well, seeing as they are an Nth dimensional entity that is nigh incomprehensible to humanity, we cannot accurately deduce their age using human standards, but they are just a little guy

Tell us about your baby!: The Overseer was created by another Nth dimensional "god"-like entity, and this process split said entity into two entities who operate as one, known as the Storytellers. The Storytellers created the Overseer for the express purpose of creating a small dimension for them to, well, tell a story about. The Overseer, despite having "parents", is often left to its own devices, and it often enjoys people-watching across dimensions, true to their namesake. They cannot speak, and their hair hides one large eye in the center of its face.

Anything else you want to add?: this is a very cute tournament idea! may the best baby win

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( art by hopelesscalico )

What is your baby's name? Pronouns?: its name is cupid and its pronouns are it/she/they/he/bit/pix

Is your baby from a fandom or original?: completely original!

How old is your baby?: she's 13 years old!

Tell us about your baby!: cupid is a character from an original sci-fi story of mine. she is an artificial intelligence turned young god, and she is also a gay little transgender middle schooler! her body is made up of old outdated technology (even more outdated than it is irl, at the time this story takes place) and y2k type trinkets because she is completely and totally OBSESSED w/ outdated tech!! (like flip phones and see-through desktop computers and tamagotchi.) she is extremely silly and curious, and loves exploring the world around her and talking to people! yay! she is a fairly powerful god but has no idea what to do with that power, so she mostly just sits around and plays neopets as the world crumbles around her.

Anything else you want to add?: i more art of her that i could share if need be :3

[taecnoal]

21 35 48!

21. Describe your best friend.

she can be a little blunt but i love her alot. shes a really good artist n rlly funny too. im excited to grow with her :)

35. Do you have a crush on anyone?

not currently!

48. Describe your ideal partner.

i need someone whos kind above all else. some1 who likes to cuddle and eat and won't get too upset with me when im not feeling 100%. yk?

[draugrfriendart]

Beejmeej for Bobby @cdfreak!!! BJ belongs to Bobby, and MJ belongs to Ezra @hopelesscalico

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[cdfreak]

what is beejmeej? /genuine question

beejmeej is the ship name of @hopelesscalico and i's characters blackjack (also named miriam) (shes mine) and mj (also named myleen) (she belongs to hopelesscalico) they are from a monster of the week (ttrpg) campaign we play and they have 3 kids together but still arent dating the situation is dire. but sometimes i like to pretend one day they will be happy and normal and cute but that day is not today

[strangebrew]

thank u to @gegengestalt for tagging me ^_^

Are you named after anyone? technically i named myself after my mom! lee's my moms middle name.

When was the last time you cried? the other day but it was more like a frustrated weep

Do you have kids? oh no

What sports do you play/have you played? i used to play softball but that was a long long time ago. i also used to be in chess club but the sportness of chess is debatable

Do you use sarcasm? too autistic for that, but occasionally

What is the first thing you notice about people? this is going to sound incredibly hokey: their "vibes" i hate saying that but thats generally what i notice - the way they carry themselves. its a little hard to explain

What’s your eye colour? blue

Scary movies or happy endings? scary movies

Any talents? i """"like"""" to draw. yapping!

Where were you born? very populous city in midwestern america

What are your hobbies? nature and foraging, drawing, reading, writing from time to time. i want to start playing guitar

Do you have any pets? a kitty and a puppy :3

How tall are you? 5'3

Favourite subject in school? english

Dream job? professional garden gnome...ok but for real i want to be an archivist or a librarian of sorts

tagging my pals @cdfreak @hopelesscalico @b0ngwat3r0v3rd0s3 @clownbugg-ie and any/all mutuals if u want to!

[tvpsychics]

dusty by @hopelesscalico ! i had so much fun playing with his design :)

[ribombeee]

first attacks of the year !! for hopelesscalico @hopelesscalico and mortuareptilian

[bensiskos]

(ID - a digital drawing of Aurelia, a white fat girl with blond hair. She sits on a stone wall with grass at her feet, wearing a red tank top and denim shorts. She carries a brown bag with pink and yellow and blue pins on it. She wears pink round glasses, and looks content as she reaches out one hand towards a pot of pink daisies on the wall next to her. The background is green with a bit of blue behind Aurelia, and a color palette is drawn in blobs next to her. End ID)

Artfight attack for @hopelesscalico !!!!!!!!!!! I love Aurelia so much :3

[minecraftpissblock]

THANK YOU FOR TAGGING ME BABE @hopelesscalico :) going to do one of these for once because, for fun

Are you named after anyone? i dont think so! my parents own a couple zora neale hurston books but i think they just liked the name unrelatedly

When was the last time you cried? damn ummmmmm like last week probably i cant even remember

Do you have kids? nope! not really yearning to have any in the near future but possibly someday... crossing that bridge when we get there

What sports do you play/have you played? i did swim team for a second in late elementary/middle school and it was the most stressful shit of my life but now i can swim pretty good and i kind of miss it sometimes

Do you use sarcasm? yeas when im mad but i try very hard not to direct it at whoever im talking to

What is the first thing you notice about people? hmmm probably like their Talking style if that makes sense? i feel like a lot of my initial opinions on people rely on how they speak to me

What’s your eye colour? brown!!!!!!!

Scary movies or happy endings? happy endings but i will certainly not turn down a scary movie

Any talents? drawing and playing guitar and singing and sewing are the main things i do on a regular basis and consider myself proficient in, anything else is just kind of dabbling

Where were you born? WEST VIRGINIA MOUNTAIN MAMA💪💪💪💪💪

What are your hobbies? i kind of answered this in the talents section i guess but i like drawing and playing music and sewing stuffed animals/fursuit parts and also video grames! i would probably list hiking here too if i still lived in wv but i hope to get back to doing outdoorsy stuff regularly someday

Do you have any pets? a stinky little cat named blossompaw (named her when i was 10 and in full swing warrior cats phase) and a beautiful angelic ball python named nyx!!!!!!

How tall are you? UMMMM i think like five feet and five inches

Favourite subject in school? life sciences and math and also hands-on art stuff

Dream job? WILDLIFE BIOLOGIST i want them to send me out to look at animals and then i do math about the animals

i have like 2 mutuals that havent already been tagged but hey guys @galushanationalrailways @ska-elysium @oceanfossil and any other mutuals who see this!!!!!!!!!! go wild

[hopelesscalico]

i’ll make a better pinned post in time but for right now hi i’m cj hopelesscalico + my blog got deleted so i’m here now! if u were my mutual pls follow me again here ^_^

[chambertomb]

7? :3 (via @hopelesscalico )

This has been in my top 100 since 2021 lol

[kittyfight]

@hopelesscalico

[cdfreak]

tagged by @pansy-boyfriend to list the first 10 songs that come up when i shuffle my music!! 1. You Make My Dreams (Come True) by Hall & Oates

2. Down Through The Night By Hawkwind

3. Dear Maria, Count Me In by All Time Low

4. They/Them/Theirs by Worriers

5. Brain Damage by Pink Floyd

6. It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine) by R.E.M.

7. First Date by blink-182

8. Eyes in the Sun by Florist

9. Anthropocene by Samsa

10. Hallelujah Money by Gorillaz and Benjamin Clementine

tagging @faacethefacts @hopelesscalico @strangebrew @fowlsys anyone else who wants to!!

[strangebrew]

tagged by @transgenderbobdylan and @chicken-delight thank youuu love yalllll

last song:

^ investing in this album for october trust me its gonna be huge

currently watching: im not watching any tv shows rn um. crosby stills nash and young videos on youtube

last movie I watched: superstar: the karen carpenter story

sweet/savory/spicy: i like all of them but im partial to savory

relationship status: single :3

last thing i googled: "awkward body language" #ilovewriting #autistic

tagging: @flutterdown @kuminemo @hopelesscalico and anyone who wants to yayyy

[minecraftpissblock]

okkkk CJ @hopelesscalico tagged me in this tag tame literally 4 days ago and i have spontaneously gotten the urge to do it (zora makes a post for once in his life could it be true?!?!?!?!) so hi :}

relationship status: happily dating the two loveliest boys on this planet earth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

favorite color: kind of yellowish mossy green but more vivid. like pickle juice color basically

song stuck in my head: drown me in the river by mother falcon 

last song i listened to: your protector by fleet foxes

favorite foods: i loooove chocolate and oranges and peaches and sheetz french toast sticks and boars head roast beef sandwishes 😋

last thing i googled: doe jane shakey graves chords

dream trip: i want to go to somewhere in the pacific northwest so bad tbh. OR colorado i miss colorado. either trip would ideally be camping though

anything i want right now: to go swimming in a lake or river on a warm evening with some buddies :(

tagging: @ska-elysium @gandyetc aaannnnd @fishgirlautism sure why not!!! hi everybody <3

[cdfreak]

tagged by @garak :D YAY i love tag games i agree with you i think this website would heal if we were all sending each other tag games and asks and shit constantly again

last played song: im listening to the shire by howard shore rn but before that it was maggie by redbone!

favorite song: you cant ask me thisssss maybe 2112/overture/etc whatever the fuck i aint typing all that.. by rush of course because i was raised on a deserted island and the only music i knew for the first 17 years of my life was the tropical birdsong and rush's entire discography on cds that washed up on shore one day in mint condition along with a fully functional solar powered stereo

song of choice: ummmmmmm im thinking about big strong girl by deb talan today i love deb talan

+ five songs i've had on repeat: code monkey jonathan coulton, too sweet hozier, the dock of the bay otis redding, it was a pleasure then nico, i love music girls rituals!! been just listening to my liked songs recently not much of a streamlined vibe happening

tagging @b0ngwat3r0v3rd0s3 @hopelesscalico @strangebrew @crashed-on-mars @anurarana @nokose @staticbutch @chambertomb @sockiesock @faacethefacts @redskysailor @pansyfemme @bensiskos and anyoneeee else who wants to can say i tagged them ^_^