#hope u feel better soon :)

[yummycrummy]

i have been sick the past week and require sustenance (angst), please feed me father 🙏🙏

huggies.... 🥺💜

[serial-designation-jey]

I haven't been feeling all too there mentally recently and I have been a bit sad...can I have a hug from J?

-she would wrap her arms and tail around the very silly person and hug them tight-

[monsterrae1]

I’m sick. Share something cute and Buddie related. Please?

Oh nooo sending u a big bowl of your favorite soup. 🖤

Something cute and buddie related 🤔🤔🤔

You know I like to think that if I’m the future they have more kids Buck is usually a little bit of an anxious dad cause it’s his first time having a baby/toddler and relies on Eddie cause he’s always the calmest of the two. Until their little baby catches their first big cold and it turns out that both of them are running around anxiously cause their poor baby is sick 🥺

At first buck isn’t sure how sappy romantic he can be with Eddie because the other man is pretty reserved but he soon finds out that Eddie actually loves being wooed so he loves to get him all the sappy shit - like heart shaped chocolates, and flowers and cards with awful puns on them.

Gimme attention pls

[kangbi]

giving a little kith to anyone whose heart is hurting tonight 😚💞

[raustenacious]

news

umm so remember my early period?

well (tw blood, nausea, feelings of Sickness)

yeah. at work this morning, start feeling Really Really bad, like shaking (after a bit), nauseous, flushed, hot sweats, shaky, unable to focus, just Bad okay?

And I'm like shit, talk to my boss like Hey ( I accidentally told her it was my period and not a migraine cri 🥲) I need to Go, I'm not okay. She was like " can you wait til 1?" (It was 10:40 ish) I was like I can try...

Not thirty minutes later, and I've been telling myself, just ten more minutes then you can ask, five more minutes, - I can't

Mid rush I'm like, bro I CANT, then they have to move people around, I feel awful (health wise and situation wise) and they're like okay u can go

And I left so fast, didn't get a drink food nothing, didn't piss

I booked it, cus I was starting to feel ✨ nauseous ✨ which is Not Good

Anyways managed to drive myself home, had my trash next to my in my passenger seat, ready

Tl;dr god punished me for masturbating with an early period and the effects of Rapid Blood Loss at work

[coryyes]

i just think they should been buddies that hate each other

[mail-me-a-snail]

severely sick rn with food poisoning but your medic art. is actively healing me. thank u for your service

your doctor is here ^_^ <3

[goosita]

I got my wisdom teeth out today and was wondering if you had any headcanons about what billy would be like caring for someone after surgery? I know they didn’t have medical technology back then like they do now but…. I was just curious if you had any thoughts about soft caring billy. thank you for your writing on here, it’s so comforting and good! 💕

hi angel baby, i hope you’re feeling okay and everything went smoothly !!!

and absolutely yes, billy would be so sweet and patient with you. he would literally give up his whole day, week, month; however long it takes to get you back on your feet.

“anything you need, darlin’, you just let me know. i ain’t lettin’ you lift a finger,” he’d tell you, plopping himself down right beside your bed. he doesn’t want you exerting any more energy than absolutely necessary. you need ice for the swelling? he’s on it. you need painkillers? “tip your head back, sweet thing. just like that,” he murmurs while he’s slipping a spoonful of the sticky syrup in your mouth. he coos softly, brushing your hair out of your face because he knows it tastes awful.

billy would be right there for you, helping you with anything and everything you need. he just wants his baby to get better :( he hates seeing you in pain or not feeling your best. he’d be so gentle too; he’s so careful about crawling into bed with you when you whine that he’s not close enough. he’s gingerly wrapping his arms around you and maneuvering you so that you can cuddle up to his chest, peppering your face with the softest kisses.

“there you go, nice and cozy. gonna take such good care’a you,” he tells you, tucking your blankets around you.

yeah billy loves to dote on you 🥹

[griddlebait]

i hate to say this again especially when i hoped to finally have a Real Schedule, but the chapter is (most likely) going to be late Again.

i got pretty sick this month & it threw off literally everything i was meant to be doing, including writing. i was feeling well + clear headed enough towards the middle of this week to get back to the chapter & i thought i’d be able to post it before the end of the May, but my friend recently offered to beta read & it completely slipped my mind to take into account the amount of time that process could take while i was looking at how much of the month was left. i’m still somewhat hoping to have the chapter ready before May ends but being completely realistic it will probably not be up until the beginning of June 💔

sorry for making you wait so long, but thank you all for your patience, i really appreciate it so much ❤️❤️

[hroscek]

Dottore seems like the type to have a constant ongoing migraine for years but never bother doing anything about it. It does make him a bitch to be around tho.

Hi all, I have a migraine and am dizzy, so this wonderful idea came to mind.

Harbinger Migraine Hcs

Note, when I say ‘you’ it’s referring to anyone who’s in their vicinity , whether it be another harbinger, random person in Teyvat, your character or self, etc.

Dottore

Too little coffee. Too much coffee. The lights are too bright. Whatever the reason he will say, he will carry on his work like it’s nothing.

He will suffer in silence. Unless you’re in the vicinity, then he will blame it on you. He doesn’t care who you are, whether an assistant, a squirrel, or Pierro : you are now the subject of his ire.

Is he just grumpy? Or is it actually a headache..

There is no change in his facial expressions or demeanor.

Offer him snacks? “Get out of my lab”.

There is no such thing as self care. No water, no naps, no nothing. He has always toughed it out, he can and will do it again. Will only take an ibuprofen if it’s within reach. However if it’s his work area, chances of painkillers being around are pretty unlikely.

Pantalone

Closed eyes are a virtue, it helps.

Drink water! Sip sip sip

Has incense burning to help ease the migraine.

Soft music in the background 😌

He might bring it up in a conversation. He might want you to bring it up in a conversation. “Oh , you noticed ✨”

Oh he loves the attention you might give him. Please, do give him pillows, get well wishes, and an extra pitcher of fresh water. Get him flowers.

Depending on who you are, he will either lean against you if you offer cuddles , or, bite. (He is fast. You will not see it coming. You will not see it happening. You are now wounded and warned.)

He will take naps. He will tell his workers /secretaries to momentarily take up his work for him, cancel appointments if it’s really bad. (If someone poisoned him or something.) Otherwise, business is business.

Only the comfiest of seats.

Will probably take a spa day when this is over.

Columbina

Sleepyyyyy

More than usual

When she gets a pang of pain while walking, she will either stop and stare into the void for a few seconds before continuing, or dramatically fall and let the floor be her resting spot for a few minutes. Nap time. Latter usually when no one is around.

Snacks! Oh she will raid the kitchen. I’m kidding, her room has tons t o n s of emergency snacks. Cookies, chips, brownies, cake, a wide arrangement of vegetables and fruits, bread. But in times where a migraine strikes, she prefers any food with a good crunch

Hums /sings less :<

Massages are very welcome. Will ask you to carry her. She has wings? So? You have arms.

Will either ,randomly, enjoy music when it is playing , or become biblically accurate to the musicians .

What’s water?

[asiogie]

sorry to distract from the food conversation but i genuinely think being a dram stan gave me ibs. I became a fan in fall of 2021. January of 2022 I started getting ibs symptoms. i didnt understand why my doctor would say its due to anxiety when i didnt think there was anything in my life giving me anxiety. i tried changing my eating habits but nothing worked, and they symptoms seemed totally random. then this month i had less symptoms when dream was on his pk warrior arc. then the symptoms come back with vengeance very recently. i remember i was checking dream updates the other day and saw dream had made a tweet about drama and immediately felt pain in my gut, and thats when i made the fucking connection. drummy aches are not a joke i have an ibs diagnosis from being a drolo please send help to the front lines

our first medically diagnosed drummy ache im going to throw up is this how alexander fleming felt in 1928 when he discovered penicillin

[raeezor]

They're here to wreak havoc and then kiss about it

[nottsangel]

I'm so sad rn, I need bsf! Theo to be in-between my legs, working his magic til I feel better bc what are best friends for?

-🕊

yup! according to bsf!theo, that IS what best friends are for ! like duh obviously he’s gonna eat you out for hours when you’re having a bad day... i mean how else is he gonna cheer you up… it just makes sense

[thinorfr]

hi heres my old old boy tasmos he had lore at one time but ive sorta forgotten it

Please show me your favorite dragons? I’m feeling very very not good rn and need pretty dragons to get my mind off everything.

not aethers though if possible.

[conceptofjoy]

17776 Au idea below

Immortal Dirk would be a miserable man. It’s like he just kept waiting and waiting for SOMETHING his whole life, and it just never got to him. He can’t die respected or acknowledged like he thought he would get to be so he keeps living as nothing.

He was happy to work at NASA, he worked hard for his career. When the immortal thing happened, he was part of the lucrative team of scientists that did everything they could to research the reasoning of it and then after, he worked on making everything run smoothly for humanity. Then it just. Teetered off.

He and Roxy made a pact to check up on each other every other year. Then five years, then ten. They would drag each other out of their respective spirals, but Roxy broke out of the pattern. Dirk did not. He refused to reach out to her every time it happened. Roxy doesn’t want to be caught in the past by Dirk who is unwilling to get better. Lord knows she tried everything, but he has to wake the fuck up. If Dirk gave her a call ONCE, she would welcome him with open arms.

Once upon a time, he strictly followed an image of masculinity. He carried Cal around, worked his 9-5 (and more) without fuss, and he was PROUD of it. When the evolution of societal norms left him in the dust, he was shaken. He calls himself a man but he doesn’t know what that means. His self doubt runs deep, and the doubt is the reason why he ends up deeming himself not worthy of self care. He lets his hair grow exceedingly long, doesn’t shower as much as he’d like to, doesn’t eat beyond what the nanobots give him, he does the bare minimum to survive. He hasn’t left his apartment in decades, and frankly, he's afraid to leave.

==> Enter Hal. He’s New Horizons. I was going to choose Mars Odyssey, but the Hal thing would then not be something he chose. There’s a probe called MUSE and Roman which could be the cherubs, but I think they could also be non-probe tech that gained sentience. 

It’s something Dirk had done, he had developed a special interest for New Horizons. Roxy shared with him different files that NH had made, since it had become somewhat of a special interest. As the years went by and NASA tech wasnt so heavily guarded, she had given him access to the probe as like, a semi live feed. There wasn’t a ton to watch obviously, but he enjoyed scrolling through the data that it sent back. He became overzealous though, poking around in the software, he developed a rudimentary AI like it was one of his bots. Now instead of just inputting a command to receive data, he was able to actually converse with NH to get them as well as have conversations about the findings. He was eventually caught and reprimanded, but in the greater scale of things happening in the world, it wasn’t too bad, I guess? He became part of a team to develop other AI for the public to talk to because it’s VERY important to encourage hobbies or new careers in an environment like this. He helped draw out some plans, but didn’t actually work on other AIs because, creating varied ‘fake’ personalities didn’t appeal to him.

That AI became the basis of the ego that NH formed. Thus Hal came to be. It’s also the reason why he immediately seeked out Dirk to shake all the answers he could from him. He absolutely caught Dirk’s attention, his speech patterns being familiar to him, he set up the quantum messaging immediately. Hal here doesn’t aaaactually have his memories, but his “inimitably rad typing style, tone, cadence, and personality are pretty damn indistinguishable from DS's native neurological responses”.

They talk for a while, and then Dirk literally fucking passes out because that’s like the most his body has done for years. Hal is like oh shit did I do that??? And feels guilty so he texts Roxy. She’s HYPED that he’s a sentient probe too like another one she chats with, but becomes wistful because of how much Hal reminds her of Dirk. Hal is surprised that they don’t talk until he isn’t. Hal is two seconds into awareness and is already plotting shit. He doesn’t want Roxy to deal with his issues again, so elects to help him by hacking into one of the bots he’s made. They’re like all mirrors of his younger bro-ish self but in various levels of damage because he’s just a fucked up dude. It’s also the reason why none of his bots gained sentience, all too broken internally to do so. He couldn’t touch NH because it technically didn’t belong to him.

Hal is pre-disillusioned Dirk. He gets that he has a fuck ton of illnesses and neurosis unchecked, but like he could have never guessed as to why he fell THIS hard. Why he stopped taking his fucking testosterone too? Bc he’s like always strived to atain this ‘peak’ level of masculinity. It takes a while for Hal to mentally be on the same page as him bc of that dissonance. It’s what Hal does in the au, he takes it upon himself to be his therapist (bro doe NOT know what he’s doing) and helps him recover as well as reaches out to his old friends to see if they’d like to talk to him again. Dirk’s fuckin terrified by the idea, but it goes slowly. Jane’s up first, then Jake and Roxy.

Dirk also confronts Hal about his own anxieties about being alone. He’s one of the pinnacles for pre-immortal earth, but does he feel obsolete? He is also unable to die a hero, immortal until… Well I guess forever. Earth will move on without him, and he’ll stay frozen like a prehistoric bug trapped in amber. Both of them are dissociated from greater society.

[angel---eater]

i truly have no tolerance for this fandom shittin on random fans personal trans headcanons. someone saw themselves and their experience in this character, isnt that beautiful? why dont you mind your business and focus on your own fan stuff? wouldnt that make you happier? someones headcanon doesnt negate yours. what the fuck is wrong with yall. its playing make believe x2. its just a headcanon. real life trans folks are in active danger right now and some of yall are wasting all your energy abusing others over which pronoun set figments of someone elses imagination 'should' be using