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[fernsnailz]

alright. finished the knuckles series. i cannot believe this show is real

general review: this is barely a sonic show - hell, i would hesitate to call this a show at all. however, i would be lying out of my ass if i said i wasn't enthralled with the sheer chaos and absurdity of this show almost the whole way through. this show is bad and i would not recommend it to anyone but holy shit i did kinda have some fun with it

a lot of the comedy is terrible and had me in physical pain. but a lot if it also had me laughing my ass off. i did not like any of the human characters even though they take up 85% of the show, but goddamn sometimes the line delivery and acting just caught me so off guard in a way that killed me. i wish this show was something different and actually about knuckles and the larger sonic cast, but i cannot say i hated this series. at the very least i think everyone should watch episode 4 completely out of context. dude trust me it'll be funny :)

unfortunately i took notes the whole way through. i'll include them under the cut for anyone who doesn't mind spoilers about this show that is, quite frankly, not very good

number of times i said “oh come on” (derogatory): ||||| || number of times i said “what the fuck????”: ||||| ||||| ||

EPISODE 1

DON’T YOU LOVE DORITOS?? YOUR FAVORITE SONIC CHARACTER DORITOS THE BRAND????

tails i love you. boy i sure hope you show up in this show more (he doesn't)

“MAYBE I WOULDN’T INSULT YOU IF YOU WEREN’T SUCH A FREAKING LOSER” and "we gonna ball or what" are some of my favorite lines from the show and also from a 10 year old girl scout

homoerotic bowling????

pachacamac ghost is certainly a choice. also they really did reduce pachacamac to "wise but clumsy elder character" and do not explore anything else about him. so that's that

Wade: there's another reason i love bowling... \ Me: (jokingly predicting the next line) i bet it's his dad \ Wade: my dad

DON'T YOU LOVE BRAND???? YOUR FAVORITE BRAND TJ MAXX???? WHERE YOU CAN ABANDON YOUR KIDS

i spent like half of that episode frantically searching for my packing tape so i missed the fight scene this episode lol

EPISODE 2

knuckles is. really violent. did not need to explain what ripping a guy's arms off would be like

wade’s very clear stunt double is my favorite character

maybe they should have used their licensed music budget to pay their animators more

CALL THAT COP A PIG!!!!!! CALL HIM A PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i love watching wade get the shit kicked outta him.

METAL PIPE FALLING SOUND EFFECT

knuckles is really in a box this entire episode huh

HE BLEW KNUCKLES UP???

for every joke that actually makes me laugh there’s at least like four duds that make me go “shut up”

wade’s reaction to hearing there’s a manhunt for him is like a pogchamp face. why does he look like that. why do they zoom in on his face so long

i miss tails :(

oh no knuckles doesn't like being betrayed boy i sure hope there’s no third act betrayal in the final episodes

EPISODE 3

Wade’s mom: are we done? \ Me: THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN ASKING THE WHOLE TIME

i. cannot stand wade’s sister good lord. easily the worst character in the show. i know she's supposed to be unlikable but it genuinely feels unwatchable when she's on screen

GIVE KNUCKLES WINE

the delivery of wade going “hmhm okaaay weeird…….” LMAO

my favorite sonic character is Jim Gun Agent

wow knuckles really is just. there. while the whipple family drama unfolds

“what did i do to deserve this” me watching this show

the fork stabbing is wildly unprompted and incredibly violent even for the absurdity of this show.

wade should not be worth $100k.

hey why did they keep the cardboard cutout bit in there. what the fuck

i really love the shot of knuckles and wade’s mom fighting a bunch of guys in a long shot. that shit kinda rules and must have been a nightmare to coordinate. one of the best parts of the show

EPISODE 4

NINJA TURTLE JUMPSCARE

the fridge door falling off is actually really funny. i liked that

that motorcycle should have killed wade. he should have died. i wish he died.

the fucking bounty hunter cage they put him in is really funny. i wish they left him in htere

they namedrop every brand EXCEPT rainforest cafe. what did my girl rainforest cafe ever do to you

how does pachacmac know what florida is .

i would have loved to be in the writer’s room when they pitched episode 4

the musical sequence genuinely rules. i love this shit. this is the best episode which is hilarious because knuckles isn't even here. i want to show this episode to everyone i know. they would stop talking to me forever

the iblis lore drop is wild and i love the iblis puppet to bits. why is this a part of knuckles' backstory though

who the fuck are these bike kids???

EPISODE 5

HOW DOES KNUCKLES KNOW WHO KEVIN JAMES IS…….

if i had a nickel for every time knuckles was almost offered an alcoholic drink in this show i would have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

the concept of knuckles guiding wade on how to confront his estranged father through a hidden radio is absolutely wild. whose idea was this. how is this real

they really just let the echidna alien wander around the casino

there are. too many bad guys to keep track of in this show. who are these people. i do not care about any of them

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY HAD THE BIRD AND THE BEES TALK……..

WHERE IS KNUCKLES!!!!!!!!!

wade loves his goddamned licensed songs….

actually the fact that this show focuses on wade so much is hilarious. this show means that wade is a more developed and realized character than tom

oh noooo i cant believe my favorite sonic character Pistol Pete would betray me like this

the way wade was so willing to let his sister die. dude i would have done the same if my sister was wanda

oh no….. the third act betrayal…………….

EPISODE 6

ok nvm no third act betrayal

i cannot believe they’re shilling for tj maxx while talking about the child abandonment backstory

WHERE IS KNUCKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

knuckles loves challah bread :] he just like me fr

oh shit they actually had challah bread at that bar lol

THE RESIN BOWLING BALL WITH THE TEACUP…

"YES I LOVE YOU PIN"

i can't beleive they put knuckles in the red power sucking trap they put giratina in in the hit pokemon movie Giratina and the Sky Warrior

THEY KNOCK KNUCKLES OUT FOR THE FINAL FIGHT SO WADE CAN BEAT THE BIG BAD WITH THE POWER OF BOWLING LMFAOOOOOO

i cannot believe this show is real. i wish it was something different so badly but i can truly say, without a doubt, i have never seen anything like this and will never see anything like it again. if you told me in 2020 they would make a knuckles show that is 80% about a bowling tournament i would have laughed at you

every time i see a new clip from the knuckles series the secondhand embarrassment almost brings me to tears

[s-eita]

KaoChisa for anon ♡

[swap-my-fears-for-yours]

I've just done a lil bit of research and here's what I've found about attraction:

Sexual attraction

The attraction you feel when you see someone who you think is attractive and would like to do sexy stuff with

Often goes hand in hand with romantic attraction, but you can also feel sexual attraction to someone while harbouring no romantic feelings and vice versa

Romantic attraction

The attraction you feel when you want to be in a romantic relationship with someone else, most often including a sexual relationship alongside it, but not necessarily

Even without sex, this relationship isn't just feelings of friendship, but stronger feelings towards someone

Physical attraction

The attraction you feel when you want to be physically affectionate with someone, but not in a sexual manner

This may go with romantic attraction, but it doesn't have to, as it can just as easily be wishing for hugs from friends and family as an example

Emotional attraction

The attraction you feel when you want to be emotionally present with another person, like when you want to share how you're feeling with another person

This can be with a romantic partner, friends and/or family, and it's important to have a few healthy emotional attachments who you can share how you're feeling with

Aesthetic attraction

The attraction you feel when you look at someone and think that they look good, but not much more than that.

This is not the same as physical or sexual attraction (though it can be paired with it) because you may feel no desire to touch or be touched by the person of your attractions

A common example of this is when you see a celebrity and think "Oh wow! They're super pretty!" but you wouldn't necessarily think of them in a sexual manner

To conclude, attraction is weird, and you can feel all five for a single person or only one or two and it's a complex concoction and feelings are weeird so it's ok if what you feel for someone doesn't fit neatly into any one of these specific categories (there are probably more but oh well)

I hope this helps you :)

Wait wait wait - sexual attraction involves wanting to have sex with the person??

It’s not just a feeling??

I’m confused.