#hooking himself up to car batteries is KILLING me sjdhfjfdjhfds I luv ur mind sm

[gordonsicedcoffee]

20-something quantico strahm most definitely used his frankly superhuman intellect to map out a pattern in the spontaneous drug tests so he could fly by with his habit undetected. js that guy was hooking himself up to car batteries before training.

VERY MUCH SO 💯💯💯

20-something peter @ the academy: calculating the virginia windspeed & temperature. intricately tracking the assistant director's weekly shoe choices. taking feverish notes on body language and urinalysis....................and it's all to figure out if they're gonna hand out the pee cups @ 10:30 AM or 11:15 AM.

bc that 45 minute window? oh, it's crucial.

too fixated on triangulating the chief of staff's lunch habits.......to even..........for a second.........consider that he's out here looking fried-wired-zoinked as all shit. pssh. no time for that!! he's hacking into the mainframe of human psyche!! he's doing the damn thing (becoming one w/this lukewarm red bull)

and yep. YEAH. he 100% was out here giving himself controlled electric shocks & testing his pain tolerance. dispensed pepper spray and a taser w/his supply kit? oh, u just know he's getting that first-hand experience. what a guy.

peter david strahm. training for exams, on a coke bender one night. grinding his teeth together and giving himself a wicked migraine. sticking his hand into ice water and seeing how long he can hold it. for some reason. (and yeah, he set timers for this experiment. and yeah, he's pissymad when he doesn't beat his personal best)

TRULY DERANGED.

and then ofc he ends up graduating w/shockingly impressive credentials (and chronic pressure headaches)!! congrats agent stimulant abuse, u did it!! u really did it!! ✨

(sighing dreamily) godddddd, he was sooooo unstable. glad he totally got over all that <33