#hoo BOY i think i received this ask blacked out and then woke up with a book 🙈🙈🙈

[starleska]

If you're still taking writing requests, could you do possessive Wally headcanons?

*cracks knuckles* oh anon, i most certainly can 😈 yandere!Wally fans (me too 😳), this one's for you! (this is less headcanons and more a oneshot... kinda wanna write the whole thing 🙈)

content warnings for possessive behaviour, manipulation, threats, arson, entrapment and kidnapping!

Possessive/Yandere!Wally Darling x Reader headcanons

👁 it all started so well. Wally was a Darling both in name and behaviour, and you fell hard and fast. such an attentive sweetheart, from the moment you moved into the neighbourhood it was as if he were always at your side. anywhere else, you may have been unnerved, but Wally's simple warmth and easy smile dispelled all of your doubts. while you tried to spread your time equally between your kind new neighbours, you somehow always found yourself in Wally's presence, talking to him for hours.

👁 in time, you found yourself becoming bolder. you start returning Wally's curious glances, and soon allow your eyes to linger a touch longer than they should. curiously (and with a little bit of a thrill), you notice that Wally seems incapable of breaking eye contact - no matter how long you stare, he'll always stare right back, unperturbed.

👁 one day, you find yourself closer to Wally than usual. you're half-pressed against one another on your sofa, Wally's cheek nestled in the crook of your shoulder. he's drawing something in his sketchbook: an indistinct, wobbly shape that you can't make heads or tails of. while Wally's right hand scribbles furiously with his pencil, the fingers of his unoccupied left hand spill at your side, reflexively clenching every now and again with the automatic motions of his drawing.

👁 the closeness imbues you with a newfound confidence. you take a breath, steady yourself...and reach across, brushing your fingers lightly across Wally's own. Wally's eyes snap towards you. for a moment, his pupils blow so wide you think they might just swallow you.

👁 the next day, your house catches fire. such an incident is unheard of in this neighbourhood, and all your neighbours are horrified for you. however, Wally is strangely calm. "I'm sorry you lost so much," he says, still smiling. "Would you like to live with me?"

👁 you're shaken - but accept Wally's offer. the shock of the fire takes a few days to wear off, but nothing could be more unsettling than living in close quarters with Wally Darling. existing within the living, breathing (creaking? squeaking) walls of his Home has an atypical effect on the puppet. Wally's voice is lower, and he moves with more purpose, as if he and Home are one and the same: symbiotic entities which exist in tandem with one another.

👁 to add to your creeping sense of dread, Wally flips the script on your personal space. now he is the one letting his fingers slip easily around your waist, and fixing you with uncomfortable, impossible-to-ignore stares. you try to laugh off his behaviour, questioning him openly if he enjoys having you as a guest so much. for once, Wally doesn't smile when he replies, "I love you living with me."

👁 it isn't until a week has passed that you learn all the doors are locked, and Wally never gave you a key. you try wrestling with the door handle, but it doesn't budge. then you try the windows, but they're sealed shut. 'I'm not trapped!' you think to yourself. 'Wally is just being a good neighbour - he wants to keep me safe.' but that still doesn't stop you from panicking, scouring the house for the heaviest thing you can find and trying to smash the window. the glass does not break. Home suddenly groans with the sound of a thousand old floorboards and overloaded pipes - a dreadful, ear-rending noise - causing the glass in the window to triple in height and thickness right before your eyes.

👁 terrified, you scramble backwards to run out of the kitchen - only to run smack into Wally. you collapse to the floor and gaze up at Wally, standing in the doorway with his hands tucked behind his back, that cat's smile of his holds some private amusement.

👁 "did you try to leave Home?" Wally asks. "Silly, silly." he takes a step towards you, and then another - slow and loping steps, his cute puppet form now moving in a way equal parts unnatural and sinister. he crouches next to you, those eyes now whirlpools of void which obscure all but the slight white rim of his scleras. "Try again," Wally whispers. "I'd like that very much."

[andkaboodle]

Addison’s Arrival

Today’s blog is all about my labour with Addi. It gets a little gross in parts but it’s (I think) worth the lols. I’ll post a big *HERE* if you want to skip to the hospital part and miss all the build up.

To set the scene for you, picture yourself being 39 weeks and 6 days pregnant. It’s literally the middle of summer in Australia, a 39 degree day. Everyone else is  celebrating your favourite holiday and you’re sober, cranky, sore and sweating up a storm.

J and my mum had been dealing with my ‘so-over-this’ complaints for about two weeks at this stage and they’d both told me that as soon as I took my mind off it, bub would start to ‘descend’... ew. So I’d decided I was going to suck it up and enjoy the Australia Day party the best I could.

We arrived at our friends’ house and that’s when I saw it. The true love of my life. A brand new, 8ft wide, blow up pool. That was where I was spending my day today and no one could tell me otherwise. I was happy.

My short lived happiness was destroyed while I was up going to the toilet (I’m not that gross that I’d pee in the tiny pool) and I came back to find that one of the boys had cut his knee open during the slip’n’slide and ended up in my sanctuary, bleeding his germy germs everywhere. I was devastated.

I spent the next few hours sulking in the air conditioning while a drunk husband provided sausages and bread to his heavily pregnant beast of a wife. “As long as she’s fed, she won’t make me go home.”

To make matters worse, friends of ours rocked up with their 2 week old baby, purely to rub it in my face that they weren’t having to suffer through this heat and discomfort anymore.

Come 1pm and the sausages were not agreeing with me or foetus Addi anymore. I told Jarrod to ease up on his drinking as he may have to drive home after the party so I could nap my tummy ache away. “Ok, baby. But you’ll be fiiine!” were his exact words and he did not ‘ease up’ one bit. I pushed through the last five hours of the Triple J Hottest 100 to hear Flume smash out Never be Like You at number 1 (called it!).

We bailed as quick as we could but had to make a detour on the way home to drop off a phone that was left at the party. While Jarrod ran the phone inside to his mate, his wife and her best friend came out to thank me for a good day. I made a mention of my tummy being sore and they asked to feel my belly... “You know you’re in labour, right?” “Nah, I think I’d know if I was.” “Well when are you due?” “Tomorrow... Jarrod!! Get in the car!”

The girls wished me good luck (which did not ease my sudden panicked state) and we rushed home to call the hospital. My sister in-law was home and, thank my lucky stars, was a studying midwife. She felt my tummy and excitedly confirmed that this was indeed contractions. I went for a shower while J called the hospital and received his husbandly duty instructions.

Then it was all very mellow... apart from the intense stabbing pain near my hoo-ha every 6mins and 20secs. J ended up having something to eat and playing x-box, trying to sober up. I ended up doing my makeup (because I wanted to look nice when my baby saw me for the first time).

It was about 10:30pm when the contractions were closer together and (at the time, I thought) unbearable, we grabbed the hospital bag, said goodbye to Jess and headed off to the hospital with a drunk baby-daddy driver in the pouring rain. We were off to a good start with this responsible parenting thing!

*HERE* - for those who only want the gory bits

Once we got to the North West Private Hospital (I only remember the name because of Kim and Kanye’s daughter), we were shown to our room in which the air con had shit itself. Great. I had sweat off my makeup within 10mins.

A lovely Irish midwife named Bonnie came in with an evil little plan. She asked if she could feel how things were going ‘down there’ and told me it wouldn’t hurt as she needed me relaxed. Then the devil/angel lady pulled something (my cervix? mucus plug? I’m not sure) which hurt so badly I think I nearly broke Jarrod’s arm. Lucky I was holding him back though because his instinct was to push her away from me.

From there, everything is very blurry in my memory. I was given pain relief pills which I immediately vomited, an injection soon after which made me very giddy and then the laughing gas which I told the nurse I was going to leave J for. I said some weird shit on that gas; called my parents and congratulated them prematurely, took some snapchats, laughed at J when he started spewing out all the day’s alcohol and Bonnie thought he was just a weak little bitch. But let me tell you, it didn’t help the pain AT ALL. It just made me forget about it in between the stabs.

Fast forward to 6am and my OBGYN had arrived. She told me it was a good day to have a baby and I remembered that it was her birthday too! She jokingly asked if I was going to name the baby Kate after her, and I (drugged up and not getting the joke) let her down easy and apologised about us already having a name picked out.

She soon decided to break my waters for me which honestly, wasn’t painful at all; but it was such a strange sensation that I passed out straight away. When I woke up, I heard Kate say ‘there she is’ and druggo Kit thought she was talking about my baby. Score! I’d been unconscious for the birth of my baby and didn’t feel any of the painful pushes and tears!

She asked Jarrod to take me to the bathroom to get undressed and cleaned up. I kept telling him how easy that was and that I didn’t know why women were so dramatic about it. He started hosing me down with the shower head and I decided to help out a bit. That is when the most disgusting thing ever, in our entire relationship happened...

As I washed between my legs, I felt some sort of gunk and tugged on it to wash it away. Jarrod gagged and ordered me not to touch it. Drugged up Kit don’t take no orders from no one, so I just yanked it right out in front of me.  “Holy cow! What is this?!” I said laughing, while J dry retched in the corner of the en suite. “It’s like a magician’s handkerchief! It just keeps coming!” as I pulled the never ending string of mucus out of myself.

While Jarrod tells people that it was the most horrendous thing he’s ever witnessed, I found it hilarious. My laughing soon stopped though, when the worst contraction began. I just looked at J, expecting him to explain why this was still happening when Addi was out already. It was then that the drugs must have worn off enough for me to notice my still huge, still rock hard belly and that Kate was talking about me coming around, not my baby coming out. I just started silently crying. I was so scared. I didn’t want to do this. I didn’t want to be in pain anymore.

I hopped back on the bed, naked and miserable. J assumed the hand-holding position and tried to give me a pep talk. I started to feel like Hell itself was erupting out of me and the midwife rushed in. “She’s coming out!” I yelled and the midwife told me that it just feels like that in the beginning. “No! She’s f*cking coming ooooout!” She checked under the blanket and with a quiet “oh” ran to get Dr Kate.

Birthday Girl, Kate, strolled in putting her gloves on and with a surprisingly motivating tone said, “let’s do this thing, ready to push?” Sorry J, but that sentence got me more pumped up than your whole 5min speech about what a strong, amazing woman I was.

I’m going to skip these details, not because they’re too gruesome but because I don’t want to put anyone off having children. Let me just say three things.

1. Screaming helped, so don’t hold back if you feel like you need to let it out.

2. Don’t forget to breathe because apparently my deep breaths were the only thing that stopped me tearing.

3. And don’t look at your partner. The look of absolute heartache I saw in his eyes as he watched me helplessly, made things so much worse.

After what felt like 3 days, but was only 21 minutes of pushing, Addi was pulled up onto my chest. She was quiet as those little black-blue eyes checked out the parents she was now stuck with. J was a mess, holding my neck with one hand and Addi’s with the other. “It’s a girl. Baby, it’s a girl.” “Yeah, we f*cking knew that already.”

Sorry! But I was tirrred and all out of any possible emotion. I unwillingly delivered the afterbirth and I was asleep before J even cut the cord.

I woke up 3 hours later to him holding and talking to our little princess who had been all cleaned up and was warm, comfy and safe in daddy’s arms.

Addison Rae Hindmarsh Weighing  3.165kg or 7lbs born on 27th January 2017 at 8:31am

[kitkatkeithkogane]

all 104 asks :)))

JESUS H. CHRIST. ALRIGHT HERE YOU GO THEN AL OH MY GOD. YOU BETTER DO YOURS TOO OR ELSE I’M COMING FOR YOU. 

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? Oh man the last person I texted was my friend Lilly and I don’t know her that well so I’d probably say “how did I get here and where are my clothes.” 

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?We’re tight, we send each other memes everyday. Shout out to my boi Zac

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?It depends the drug I guess. Like weed? Tight. Crack cocaine? Um maybe, like, not so tight 

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?Yeah it’s eight 

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?I was sober af 

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?I liked a straight girl for a long time, but I didn’t so much mess it up as it was never there to begin with since she’s….. y’know straight 

7. What does your last received text say?It’s the little emoticon of that girl holding out her hand. You know. The slay girl? The girl that looks like she’s saying yaaaaass. That one. 

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?Just once. Once again shout out to my boi Zac

9. Where was your last kiss at?In my car listening to stairway to heaven because I know how to woo a man 

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?I don’t have any siblings, I’m an only child

11. What do you drink in the morning?Water. I’m a slut for hydration 

12. Where did you sleep last night?My apartment. 

13. Do you think relationships are hard?Oh hell yeah boi, but if it’s with the right person it’s worth it. 

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?Yah, every single decision I ever made 

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?Nah it’s my boi Zac, we’d probs just look at memes 

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?I like both! But sometimes too much rain can depress me 

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?Oh hell yeah my girl Lilly from question 1, also my old tennis doubles partner Veronica. 

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?Pj pants, It’s 1am

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?Honestly who the fuck knows my dude 

20. Does anyone like you?I don’t think so 

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?Nope, can’t say that I’ve had

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?Nah my boi Zac is straight

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?Yeah a shit ton.

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?Yes! I want one on my thigh and goddamn it I’m gonna get it 

25. In the past week have you cried?Yeah everyday actually lol, I have depression  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

26. What breed was the last dog you saw? Ah I actually just saw one like an hour ago! I think he was a boxer, like a tiny boxer. 

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?In the shower, I hate it when my wet feet touch the carpet is that weird? 

28. Have you ever kissed a football player? 

I have indeed actually 

29. Do you think you’re old?Nah. Maybe. Slightly old. I’m 20

30. Do you like text messaging?Hell yeh I like a good text 

31. What type of day are you having?Really chill, hung out with a friend and had taco bell

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?Yeah I’ve thought about it but I don’t have anything pierced so I don’t think I’ll ever do it ha 

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?Probably warm weather, I live in Florida so I’ve never really experienced cold, cold weather. 

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?Ummmmm, my boi Zac? 

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?Relationship 

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?Complicated. I don’t even understand my damn self. Who the fuck is she and why she gotta be so damn annoying. 

37. What song are you listening to?Nothing, silence. But I will say the song I’m currently in love with right now is Two Fux by Adam Lambert, that shit is amazing.

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?Oh hell yeah. I say it a lot but I mean it every time.

39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?Um like my mom?

40. What made you start liking the person you like now?I really don’t like anyone right now to be honest.

41. When did you last receive a text message?Um 6:34pm from my girl Lilly

42. What is wrong with you right now?Lol dude so much.

43. How well do you know the last female you texted?Not that well but well enough to like be comfortable around her.

44. Does anyone disgust you?The current president of the United States, That weasel from back at the barnyard. Idk that guy just freaks me out.

45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?Probably not, maybe when I’m in better control of myself

46. Are you in a good mood right now?Yeah I’m chillin

47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?My friend Dominique

48. What color shirt are you wearing?Black!

49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?YEAH ALEX TELLING ME TO DO ALL OF THESE ASKS. I’M LOOKING AT YOU.

50. Anyone you’re giving up on?My owN DAMN SELF. Shit.

51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?Nah she’s cool.52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?Ummmm yeah I’ve had that happen before.

53. Do you like rain?Yeah I do, it’s soothing.

54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?Nah

55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?What else are you supposed to do when you like someone?

56. Do you like to cuddle?Yeah I do but not with like anybody I gotta be tight with you first.

57. Are you shy?People tell me that I am but I hate that.

58. Do you get along with girls?Oh hell yeah I love girls. Platonically and very un-platonically

59. Have you dated the person you texted last?My girl Lilly?? Nah we just friends.

60. What do you carry with you at all times?Probably my phone

61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?Oh hell yeah!! I love creepy shit. I might cry a little though. But who wouldn’t, ya know?

62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?Yeah I have before.

63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?Nope.

64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?Very, I’d probably finger gun at them.

65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?Ummm me and my friend Dominique stayed up reading fanfic together, I thought that was cute. 66. How old are the last three people you kissed?Hoo boy. Um 18, 21, and 20. 67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?    I mean I love getting my nails done but that’s too expensive.

68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?    I fuck with a leopard print.

69. Do you have any stickers on your car?    Nope, just a parking decal haha

70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?    Lil Wayne. I used to go to school with a boy named Lil Wayne. Shout out to my boi Lil Wayne.

71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone?    iPhone, bish

72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?   Like a week ago on my birthday  

73. Do you like diet soda?    Nope, I don’t like soda.

74. What color are the walls in your room?    At my apartment they’re white, at my house they’re coral, heh.

75. Are you 16 or older?    ]Yup, I’m 20

76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?  Nope but I read all the books. I think Emily is the reason why I’m bi lol  

77. Do you have a job?    Nope I’m hella unemployed

78. What are your initials?  MMZ  

79. Did you ever have braces?    Nope

80. Are you from the south?    I mean I live in Florida but I was born in California81. What does your last status on facebook say?    I have no idea, I haven’t opened that shit in years.

82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?    Yeah! He’s a great guy! He’s gay now tho lol

83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?    My mom

84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?    I’ve done gymnastics, I can do I handstand. That means I’m hip.

85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?    Spider-Man Homecoming!

86. Do you smoke?    Nahh

87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?  Flip Flops, I got high arches, you kno?  

88. Is your phone touch screen?    Why yes it is.

89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?    It’s naturally a little wavy so I guess wavy

90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?    Nah are you kidding? I’d get killed by my mom. How do kids do that shit? No really I want to know.

91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?  Hmmmmmm probably a river  

92. Have you ever made out in a car?    Why yes, yes I have

93. …Had sex in a car?    No girl

94. Are you single or in a relationship?    I’m huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu single

95. What were you doing last night at midnight?    Um on tumblr just scrollin

96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?    Driving to my apartment! I saw the Disney fireworks ha.

97. Do you like the camera on your phone?  Yeah I love it, it’s great.  

98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?   Umm…. Yes, yes I have. Heh.  

99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?    No, but there was this one time I drank so much that I started crying in this random guys lap because I was mad the room wouldn’t stop moving. Good times.

100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?    Honestly idk I don’t even use facebook

101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?    God no, and I hope I never do pls god hear my prayer

102. Name your favorite Kesha song:    Um gotta be Blow, I love that song

103. Do you have any tan lines right now? Omg I have flip flop tan lines don’t judge me    

104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?  Hell yeah. Yee haw mother fuckers.

[fond-phil]

"Send me a color" ask thingy... 🌈 All of them. 🤖

Hoo boy this is gonna be long thank you so much 💖💖 (i passed the ones i already answered)How was your first kiss?It was truly great and like i think it was everything i could expect from a first kissWhat do you love about yourself?I don't really have anything :/When's the last time you warmed your hands in front of a fire?It was about a couple months before and it was really magical Would you rather watch the sunset or sunrise?Sunrise because it's just so special it feels like you're the only one in the universeWhat's the best thing about summer?There's no school that's the only perkIf you could have any view from your bedroom window what would you choose?Hmm i think the view of an ocean i'd be really happy if i woke up to thatWhat's your favorite thing to do on a sunny day?Going out with friends and eating ice cream but i don't have anyone to go with so i guess just eating ice cream?What do you consider lucky?If a person is able to feel happy with whatever they have in their life then i cosider that person very luckyWhat made you smile today?My cat we cuddled a lotWhat makes you happy?Depends on what kind of 'happy' you mean is it like absolute hapiness or like a momentary thing either way im not really sure it sounds v edgy but im not sure how happiness feels likeWhat's your favorite thing to do outside?Going to amusement parks mmmm i love that shitDo you like camping?Never done itWhat would you spend $1000 on?A proper PC so i can play thE FCKN GAMES I BOUGHT UGH sorry im just very salty about itWhat do you want as your job?Well i either want to be an interpreter or a software engineer they're pretty far apart but idk it's v hard to decideWhat do you do when you're sad?Listen to sad music and cri What are some things you do when you can't sleep?Listen to music and think about the future i black out after couple minutes when i do that doesn't matter if im trying to sleep or not lolWhat's the best (non-romantic) night you've ever had?My birthday night where i cried till morning i mean it happened more than once but still they're the best i love feeling completely aloneWhat kind of covers do you have on your bed?White one with rly thin black stripes and some full black geometrical shapes mmm aestheticWho's the last person you told a secret to?A friend of mine can't really say who it is :/What's your astrological sign?ScorpioWhat's the best piece of advice you received?Idk if that counts but "You're the biggest obsticle on your way to your dreams" that was an important one for meWhen was the last time you followed your instincts?Idk if i should say this on tumblr but i guess taking off my hijab What's your favorite food?Fruity anythingWhat's your secret dream?I don't have a secret dream all i want is to get out of the country i live in and be happy whatever way it is

[macguires]

tagged by: @littlescarletstar (thank you sm!! <3)

LAST… Drink: water bc it’s the only thing i drink, how dull am i  Phone call: oh god i don’t even remember, it’s been at last a year and a half since i last called anyone, i hate phone calls Text message: sent or received? :0 my last one sent was to my irl best friend saying ‘i’m in the background w/ cheerleader pompoms here’ (we were discussing how Highkey Proud i am of them) & my last one received was 'Yes ofc’ from shane (i asked him if he would ever b able to forgive me for accidentally falling asleep on him when we were playing overwatch OOPS) Song you listened to: the radio was on in my house but idk what the song was called  Time you cried: yesterday evening

HAVE YOU… Dated someone twice: yeah, a couple of people actually Kissed someone and regretted it: nah i’ve only kissed two people and i was pretty young so i’m too indifferent about it to regret it Been cheated on: not to my knowledge Lost someone special: yeah Been depressed: [brushes my mental illnesses under the rug] What Gotten drunk and thrown up: i’ve literally never even been drunk Made new friends: yeah Fallen out of love: i’m not sure  Found out someone was talking about you: yeah Met someone who changed you: i’m not sure who or what has changed me :0 i guess everyone i’m close to must have been a catalyst of me changing somehow at some point even just a tiny bit but i couldn’t tell you any specific examples Found out who your friends are: no idea Kissed someone from your facebook list: yeah  Kissed a stranger: no Drank hard liquor: i don’t think so, i’m honestly just not interested in drinking Turned someone down: yeah yikes i always feel crappy abt it Sex on the first date: no Broken someone’s heart: i hope not idk Had your heart broken: i guess Been arrested: no Fallen for a friend: yeah Kissed on the first date: no

GENERAL List three favourite colours: black, gold & dark/forest green How many facebook friends do you know in real life: i’m not sure, i’d say a good amount? tho i still have all of those random people from high school who added me just bc we were in proximity but never spoke, i still get lil first years adding me sometimes & i left school years ago Do you have any pets: i have two cats & a puppy! the cats are called oli & mitch (oli is black & white w/ blue eyes and v v clumsy and loud and basically just sleeps and eats, mitch is black w/ green eyes and is quiet & more Regal), & the puppy aka my shameless favourite is called elf, he’s a teeny tiny fluffy white maltese terrier & he is an honest to god perfect angel i don’t deserve him Do you want to change your name: i just did actually :’) i legally got my name changed to cole a couple of weeks ago & i’m super happy about it MORE What time did you wake up: i woke up once at around 8am and then fell asleep again (which i usually can’t do, but i’d only been asleep a couple hours & i’d been super tired) and woke up again at about 1pm What were you watching at midnight last night: nothing Name something you can’t wait for: uh nothing i can think of When was the last time you saw your mum: she’s in the room rn What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: hoo boy do you want the whole list What are you listening to right now: nothing Have you ever talked to a person called Tom: i think a few were in school w/ me in years above & below me and i probably interacted with them somehow at some point Something that is getting on your nerves right now: my so-slow-it’s-basically-nonexistent metabolism & my appearance and shitty luck w/ that kind of stuff in general Most visited site: tumblr Mole: none Mark/s: i have a whole bunch of scars if that’s what this means, also a birthmark on my left hip Childhood dream: to be a vet (i wanted to do this for about a decade and did volunteer work at my local vet surgery, then i found out you need to be able to do maths yikes) Do you have a crush on someone: i’m not sure What do you like about yourself: the one singular thing i don’t hate about myself is the fact that i think i’m empathetic & hopefully kind Piercings: none Nickname: none Relationship status: single  Pronouns: they/them Favourite tv show(s): HANNIBAL Tattoos: none, but i’m planning to get one within the next year or so Right or left handed: left Surgery: none Hair dyed a different colour: yeah!! Sport: i did horseback riding for about thirteen years but not anything rn Vacation: hm idk i’m pretty cool w/ staying home, but i’d probably be okay with going back to germany or visiting my dad in thailand Best friends’ names: charlie, scott, jas, james, shane, shai, rei, erin, friday & ana Eye colour: green Favourite movie: the force awakens & skyfall WHICH IS BETTER? Hugs or kisses: hugs Lips or eyes: eyes Shorter or taller: either i don’t mind Nice arms or stomach: idk Sensitive or loud: sensitive Hook up or relationship: relationship Troublemaker or hesitant: hm i’d say hesitant but i’m overly hesitant so if i was dating someone hesitant we’d literally just never get anywhere, so somewhere in the middle would b ideal DO YOU BELIEVE IN… Yourself: absolutely not  Miracles: in the sense that good things sometimes randomly happen unexpectedly or coincidentally sure, otherwise no Love at first sight: nope, you need to know someone to love them romantically imho Santa Claus: no TAGGING no one bc my mind always blanks at this and i end up tagging the same people oh gosh, but if you want to do it feel very free to do it!!

[goosefairy420]

Fire (Dean Winchester One Shot)

masterlist!

Summary: Sam and Dean are hunting a nest of vampires, when they come across you, a young girl with lots of spunk to spare. (You also may or may not be Charlie’s cousin.) Set between the last couple episodes of season 10, and the beginning of season 11.

Word Count: 1274

Warning(s): Season 10/11 spoilers!

You didn't expect this at all. The night began with you hanging out at a carnival with your friend Peter for your birthday. Then, Peter got this awesome idea to travel out into the woods near the ferris wheel.

“Ya know,” Peter began, beer in hand as he leaned against a tree stump, “Legend has it, on this day, every fifty years, certain creatures of the night roam these woods in search for prey.”

“Could you, maybe, translate that to normal-people-speak, please?” You raise an eyebrow at him as you kick up a pile of leaves beneath your feet.

“Vampires, (Y/N).” Peter revealed. “And not the ones from Twilight- real vampires, fangs and all. It’s been said that they prey on young girls in order to them into one of their own.”

“Oh, shut up, Peter, those are just-” The snap of a twig a few feet away caught your attention. “What was that?”

“Aw, is little baby (Y/N) afraid of a little twig?” As soon as the words left his lips, a figure jumped onto the ground behind you, wrapping a strong arm around your neck. Not to choke you, just to claim you. To intimidate you.

Peter, practically shitting his pants, fled from the scene, leaving you held captive by this… thing.

“Don’t you worry, little lady.” The man -- his accent sounded very southern -- whispered sensually into your ear, and you started to fall deeper out of consciousness. “Everything’s gonna be just fine…

...Just fine.”

--

“Another vamp case, Dean?” Sam groaned. It felt like Sam only got thirty seconds in his bed before Dean was yelling at him to get up.

“Oh, boo hoo, you can whine about it when we get back.” Dean replied, easily dodging the blow when Sam chucked a pillow at him. “Save the aggression for the vamps’ throats, Sammy. Hurry up, we’re hitting the road in 5.”

After getting in the car a few minutes later, Sam noticed something a little… off about Dean. I mean, it’s Dean, so it could just be another case of the grumps, but-

“Dean?” Sam asked, glancing at Dean’s profile every once in a while. After receiving a grunt as a response, he continued. “Is everything okay?”

“What do you mean by that?” Dean replied, the tone of his voice indicating that he thought the very question was the stupidest phrase he ever heard.

“I don't know, I just-”

“Oh, you mean aside from the fact that Charlie’s dead? Aside from the fact that, yeah, the Mark is gone, but we just released the Darkness- no, sorry, Amara, an evil, soul-eating child? Aside from the fact that Rowena just basically turned one of my only friends into a crazy angel hellhound? Aside from the fact that even after I practically begged you to not try to cure me of the Mark, you and Cas and Charlie went behind my back to try and find a cure?” After that, silence stood between them for a few seconds, aside from Dean’s heavy breathing from all the talking.

“I think, aside from all that shit, I’m feeling pretty fan-freaking-tastic, Sam. Now, do you wanna work this case or not?”

--

You woke up in a dark abandoned warehouse, lit only by a few yellow lightbulbs dangling around the room. You glance around, and catch a glimpse of a few dead bodies -- or, at least, you thought they were dead -- scattered about the room.

“Well, well, well.” The man from earlier came into your line of sight as he circled around the pillar you were tied to. “Rise and shine, little dove.”

“Don’t call me that.” You spat without missing a beat.

“Oh? Well, I don’t think you’re the one that should be giving orders, seeing as-” He pulled out a knife for emphasis, pointing it between you and him at certain points, “you are the one that’s tied up, and I am the one with the fangs.”

He opened his mouth, letting his sharp fangs push out from his gums.

“I could make you or break you, sweetheart.” He grabbed your face, pushing your cheeks to the center of your face, “And I am more than happy to do either.”

“Go. To. Hell.” With that being said, you punctuated the phrase by spitting in his face.

He chuckled -- cackled, really -- before cocking his arm back and letting his fist make contact with an area of the pillar dangerously close to your head. The wood shattered and splintered, and you couldn't help but flinch.

“Ya know, Momma always taught me not to play with my food, but…” He looked up and down your body as if he was undressing you with his eyes. “Rules are made to be broken, eh?”

At that moment, the door is kicked open, and two men -- both dressed in flannel, long blades in their hands -- walk in.

“Cavalry’s finally come to save the poor damsel in distress.” The vampire turns around to face the two of them. “How cute.”

“Terrence.”

“Sam and Dean Winchester. It’s a pleasure to meet you once again. Of course, before I rip your throats out with my teeth.”

“Ah ah ah, Edward Cullen,” Dean stopped him, “you seem to be forgetting one small detail: there’s two of us, and one of you.”

“And you, Dean, seem to have flunked first grade. Why don’t you count again, Winchester?”

Dean, as well as you and Sam, look around the room to the twelve extra vampires that flowed into the room like a river.

“Great. The Cullen Cult has arrived.” You mutter, being met in response with a harsh slap across the face by Terrence.

“Shut up, bitch.” And the next second, his head is sliced off by Dean.

Then, all hell breaks loose.

--

Twelve more sliced heads and a face full of vampire blood later, and Dean’s chopping your ropes away.

“You gonna tell us your name, little miss-” Dean mocks Terrence’s accent best as possible, “-damsel in distress?”

“(Y/N).”

“What’s your story, (Y/N)?” Sam asks. “How the hell did you end up in a nest of vamps?”

“My friend Peter invited me to a carnival for my birthday, then convinced me to go into the woods with him, all so he could tell me about some stupid vampire myth. I guess I was wrong about it being a myth, right?” You took the towel Sam offered you, and began to wipe your face off with it. “Peter fucking ran for the hills. One thing led to another, I spat in the vamp's face, and then you guys showed up.”

“Wait, you spat in his face? Nice!” Dean raised his hand to offer you a high five, and you obliged. “You know you really remind me of someone. Someone... really close to us.”

“Really? Who?”

“Charlie.” Sam revealed. “Charlie Bradbury.

Your eyes widened at the mention of the name. “Ch-Charlie? You guys know Charlie?”

The boys exchanged a look of surprise before Dean spoke up. “Yeah, how do you know her?”

“Well, I, uhh… I’m her cousin.” You reveal, leaving the boys to exchange another look, this time one of pity. “W-What happened to her? Is she okay?”

“(Y/N), she, um… Charlie died, about a month ago.”

The news hit you like a ton of bricks. 

No, not bricks. 

Cinderblocks. 

A million tons of concrete, cement cinderblocks.

After that, you blacked out. Your emotions were too high at that point.

“It’s okay, kid.” You heard Dean’s voice through it all. “You got a fire burning inside you. All you gotta do is try your best to keep it burning. While you still can.”

[ronaldreghan]

1-104

bruh

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?

well that would be dani and i would be very confused. “why was i naked?” i would ask. i have no reason to be naked around dani. or anyone, for that matter.

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?

well i found out he was a trump supporter (rip) so i deleted him from everything. i still feel gross and its been almost 6 months.

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?

honestly depends on the drug. weed? i dont care. shrooms/lsd/acid? id be a little iffy, but i ultimately wouldnt care. heroin/cocaine/opiods? id immediately try to help them get help.

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?

ya its 7 lol

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?

sober (unfortunately)

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

no? i dont think so

7. What does your last received text say?

“i like that color”

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

idk we made out for like twenty minutes because i was too chicken to say “hey you were fun for ten minutes but id really rather be with my friends”

9. Where was your last kiss at?

some shitty halloween rave

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?

i dont have a sister lol

11. What do you drink in the morning?

water

12. Where did you sleep last night?

in my bed? where else am i gonna sleep? the dumpster behind my dorm? a clown car?

13. Do you think relationships are hard?

yeah. its constant work, but it shouldnt be annoying work, you know? its work thats hard but you enjoy doing it

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? 

ya i wouldnt spend so much money lol

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?

YES GET ME OUT OF THERE AWAY FROM TRUMP BOY

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

rainy!!!

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?

nope

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?

jeans

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

wish i fuckin knew. probably not.

20. Does anyone like you?

no i dont think so.

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?

nope

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?

fuck no

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

the boy i last kissed

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

i already have one lmao

25. In the past week have you cried?

yeah i cried in the airport because i had to call my mom because i didnt have enough money for the uber home and i was freaking the fuck out

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?

i dont know! but he was littleand cute and i love him

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

out of the shower

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?

no all the football players i knew in high school were gross, and my current school doesnt have a football team

29. Do you think you’re old?

im not 20 yet so no

30. Do you like text messaging?

yes! i love texting! it makes it so easy to talk to my friends back home and also its so much easier to put things into writing

31. What type of day are you having?

eh, its ok. i met with my schools career service center and we talked about what i have to do to get my dream job, and also an actual job.

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

yeah, but i cant do piercings.

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?

WARM

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

my dad! even though he annoys me sometimes hes still my dad and i love him a lot

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?

a fling. i dont have the time, money, or desire for an actual Relationship rn

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?

id like to think simple, but i also know that my logic doesnt always make sense to other people, which can make me seem complicated so *shrug* idk

37. What song are you listening to?

im listening to the sabres/sharks broadcast sooooo

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?

usually39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?

dani, anishka, brooke40. What made you start liking the person you like now?

well he plays for the sabres and hes super cute and i love him hes softe. he doesnt know i exist because why would he but i lov him.41. When did you last receive a text message?

well since i wrote the beginning of this post i have received two (2) texts, the most recent of which was 3 minutes ago42. What is wrong with you right now?

I NEED MONEY. I HAVE $6 IN MY BANK ACCOUNT AND I HAVE $100 IN FRATERNITY DUES AT THE END OF THE MONTH.43. How well do you know the last female you texted?

dani is one of my best friends lol44. Does anyone disgust you?

myself, mostly. but like, ACTUAL disgust? anyone who is alt-right.45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?

probably not46. Are you in a good mood right now?

relatively, yeah47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?

my roommates48. What color shirt are you wearing?

its a black parade mcr shirt...................49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?

yeah, that im poor lol50. Anyone you’re giving up on?

myself51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?

yeah, i honestly hate him so much hahaha but yet were still facebook friends so 

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?

the buffalo sabres53. Do you like rain?

yes!!! i love rain so much!!! especially thunderstorms!!!! 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

no55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?

all the time in high school. i knew they didnt like me back, so pair that with crippling shyness and nothing ever happened.56. Do you like to cuddle?

YES. CUDDLE ME.57. Are you shy?

GOD YES. i Cannot talk to new people. 58. Do you get along with girls?

i gotta. us women gotta stick together.59. Have you dated the person you texted last?

yeah dani and i dated for like almost 3 months lol 60. What do you carry with you at all times?

my phone. i always, always have my phone with me. 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?

oh fuck yeah. i love ghosts gimme some ghost love. 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?

eh. sure, lets say yeah. 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?

nope, but i wanted one. and now i am Here, single, bitter. 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?

OH MY GODDDDDD FOREHEAD KISSES KILL ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ALSO TEMPLE KISSES GOD I AM SO WEAK FOR THOSE65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?

yeah, i surprised brooke and dani and they both screamed which was probably cute, but mostly made me warm inside.

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?

uh 19/20, 18, and 16 (at the time)

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? 

id do them myself lol i dont fucking care.   68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?

...zebra?

69. Do you have any stickers on your car?    

no but i want some70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?    

lil wayne, i dont fuck my cousins.71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone?    

iphone bith!!!72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?    

like two-ish weeks ago?73. Do you like diet soda?    

yeah i like diet coke more than regular coke? idk it tastes better74. What color are the walls in your room?    

here theyre an ugly beige, back home theyre sabres blue and gold (i was in seventh grade ok bye)75. Are you 16 or older?    

ya im 19 now76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?    

nope.77. Do you have a job?    

not yet, but i applied for a ton! please send positive thoughts my way that i get one!!!  78. What are your initials?    

MMR79. Did you ever have braces?    

yeah, for two and a half years :/80. Are you from the south?    

do i fuck my cousins?

81. What does your last status on facebook say?    

my most recent activity was me sharing the article about harrison browne retiring, but my most recent original activity says “ED SHEERAN IS COMING TO BUFFALO THIS IS NOT A DRILL”82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?    

nope. he re-followed me on twitter in november tho lol83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?    

probably my mom, but it used to be the other way around.84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?    

no but i wanted to so bad when i was younger!!!85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?    

the lego batman movie lol86. Do you smoke?    

nope. both of my parents smoked cigarettes and i dont fuck with that. as for weed (which i assume this is actually referring to), i smoked it once over the summer,but i dont really want to again? idk i just have no burning desire to get high.87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?    

flip flops.88. Is your phone touch screen?    

ya89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?    

my hair is limp bitch90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?    

yeah lol once i snuck out at 1 in the morning to go to noco and buy chocolate milk it was an Adventure91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?    

pool. im not about to get some fucking parasite in my vagina, which would happen to me with my shitty luck.92. Have you ever made out in a car?    

ye93. …Had sex in a car?    

no, im a version94. Are you single or in a relationship?    

single95. What were you doing last night at midnight?    

what WAS i doing last night at midnight, thats actually a good question.96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?    

uh new years. in person? fourth of july i think.97. Do you like the camera on your phone?    

yeah. i mostly take my picture through snapchat so98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?    

I FUCKING WISH99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?    

no but ive thrown up.............100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?    

a few101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?    

bitch do i look like im stickin dicks in my hoo ha102. Name your favorite Kesha song:    

her cover of true colors? iconic, show stopping, brilliant, amazing, never been done before103. Do you have any tan lines right now?    

yes! its amazing bc that never happens104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?    

FUCK. NO.

[crobatics]

Here’s some writing about some dreams I had a few weeks ago because hoo boy do these need to get out.

The night before I left for my mother’s house for Christmas, I had a dream that she drove me to the middle-of-nowhere Pennsylvania to a large, gorgeous McMansion. “You’re going to love it here,” she told me as we pulled into the driveway. Immediately this family began to receive us. There were three brothers. The first was about my mother’s age. The second was in his mid-thirties. The last was in his twenties. The oldest had a very eager smile and a wife and children who wore the same eager smile. There was also the mother of the three boys who definitely looked the part of a grandmother. 

They welcomed us into their home and encouraged us to eat their food, which my mother did happily. I didn’t want to eat a lick of it because I knew something was wrong. “You haven’t touched your dinner,” said the oldest brother to me, like he was trying to be my dad or something. I narrowed my eyes at him and said nothing, and my mother glared daggers at me for being rude.

“Whelp,” he said. “I guess that means it’s time for the evening service.” So they led us to this room and it was a whole dang chapel, dimly lit with white candles, and wooden pews and some kind of strange altar that maybe was Christian but I wasn’t quite sure. The oldest brother began to lead us in prayer and I knelt down and pretended to pray (If I’m going to practice, it’ll be on my own terms, and these were not those). I opened one eye to look around, and I found that the middle brother was nowhere to be found.

The next morning I did some exploring of the house. I found a small attic where they kept all the dogs. I spent some time in there until the oldest brother’s wife found me and told me never to go up there. “But there’s dogs in there,” I said. “But you’re not allowed,” she said.

Grumbling I wandered into the sunroom and saw my mother having a conversation with the matriarch. She looked peaceful enough, but I knew she was divulging dangerous secrets to my mother. Once we’d heard them, they’d never let us leave. That was the feeling I got, and I began to run. But I didn’t know where I was in the dang house, so I made it to the front living room and found the oldest brother screaming at the youngest brother.

“You don’t work, you don’t worship, you don’t do anything!” he shouted at his brother. 

“Why don’t you ever talk like this to our other brother,” said the youngest brother.

“He’s too far gone,” said the oldest brother. “Have you seen him? The guy’s weird. I can’t save him, but I can save you.”

At that moment they saw me in the door, and I quickly excused myself, but the oldest brother said, “No, Natalie, I think you need to hear this.” 

I insisted that I didn’t and ran the hell out of there, by way of the front door. On my way down the yard to the driveway which held my mother’s car, I saw the middle brother.

The middle brother was always very quiet, always very polite. Although the dream had shown me limited moments of living in this space with the cultists, I could tell from looking at him that he was the one I would connect to most. A writer, an eccentric. I think the dogs in the attic may have been his, and he just wasn’t allowed to let them out. 

I found him sitting in the yard. But he wasn’t sitting in a chair or on a towel or even in the grass. He was sitting inside the koi pond. Just sitting there, looking around. Completely at peace. He looked over and saw me and beckoned me with one finger. 

I was running for my life about twenty seconds before this, so naturally I felt it was a good idea to take this detour. I walked over to him and he looked up at me and asked, “Do you want to know why I buy these pants?”

“Sure,” I said. 

He asked me to come closer, and soon I found I was sitting on his lap. And then I realized. We were sitting in the koi pond and we were both completely dry.

I woke up to go to the bathroom and get a drink of water. There were two more hours until I was supposed to wake up, and I was going to milk them like I milked every morning.

I was on the run. Jack and her friend had busted me out, although my dream didn’t show that part. It had cut straight to us driving in the car. But it was late and we had nowhere to go, because I knew they would find me if I went back home, or to any of my family members. My mother would rat on me.

We made it to a tiny hotel in God knows where. We were tired, we were hungry. I checked us into a room with money I didn’t know I had. Jack and her unnamed friend, whom I could only describe as a real Ron Weasley type, told me they were hungry, so I went downstairs to the bar to see if I couldn’t find some food for them. 

I ordered a few meals at the bar and decided it was better to just wait for them down there. I decided this because there was an arcade machine right there at the bar, and I began to play while I waited. 

A man came up to me and asked for a turn. It was the middle brother. I turned, stunned, and lost my life in-game. I was really mad about that, but also I was worried that if he had found me, the rest had. I voiced that concern, and he said, “Let me buy you a drink.” 

I told him no, I didn’t want to drink tonight because my life was on the line and how could he be so casual about this? Where was his family? Were they coming after me? He only shrugged and said that my escape was what really inspired him to leave. “If you think about it,” he said, “we’re in this together.”

I didn’t like the way he was talking to me. I ran upstairs and told Jack and Not Ron Weasley to pack up, we had to leave now. “But what about our meals?” asked Not Ron Weasley. I told him we’d find a drive thru.

When we made it downstairs, the bar was full of guys in black suits. There stood the middle brother, staring at his fingernails like some kinda villain.

“I didn’t want to do this,” he said, “but my brother said it was the only way I could keep living there for free. Plus, I kind of missed having you around.” I tried to drop everything and run, but he grabbed me and pinned my arms behind my back. Out of the corner of my eye I could see my companions in similar positions. This was it. We were all going back. 

I woke up with an odd sense of betrayal and spent the rest of the day thinking about the middle brother.