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#honourable mentions: a stick. a small bag of flour. a sandwich. a cigarette. an opal fruit or a mint. a shoelace.
steelycunt · 2 years
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top 5 inanimate objects to compare remus to
LOVE IT wow okay lets see
5. a sodden felt mouse finger puppet.
4. a used rumpled tissue from your pocket (which doubles as a bookmark).
3. a wonky vegetable in the produce aisle that nobody wants to buy. but also that i have bought.
2. a chewed up biro.
1. half a digestive biscuit in a rain puddle.
ask me my top five anything!
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