#honk honk! . . clown anon

[allastoredeer]

"Suave sugar big bad daddy Alastor" is the reason I ignore most of charlastor and radioapple content, it's laughable how absolutely the same a lot of works are and even funnier that a lot of people from both groups dislike the other ship lol

my GOD, you're right 🤣 for two ship groups that don't like each other, they sure do use a lot of the same tropes.

i'm sorry i just can't see Alastor being a big bad suave sugar daddy. 🥲 Where's his whimsy? Where's his goofy silliness? Cannibalism can be sexy, but you know what else is sexy? Being a clowning little freak.

[clownmoontoon]

i was watching a stop-motion short on youtube called 'puzzle and sling: boredom killers' and it made me think of u! it's about a pair of lil clowny creatures who are running a kids show, but it's also kind of chaotic and idk, dark? sad? anyway it's a good time! ✨🌈

OOUGHGH OMG ANON IM IN FROM THE THUMBNAIL ALONE WHAT GREAT EXPRESSIVE DESIIIGNS AAAA

OK YEAH JUST WATCHED IT IM OBSESSED I LOVE THEM SUBSCRIBED IMMEDIATELY

THE ANIMATION!!! THE EXPRESSIONS!!! THE OVERALL TONE LMAO I NEED MORE PUZZLE AND SLING THANK U SO SOOOO MUCH FOR THIS REC!!!! <3<3<3<3

deadass i feel like i just watched 10 seasons of this show in this 10 min video LMAO

EVERYONE WATCH IT HERE IT IS ⬇️ 🤡🌈

[honkhonk-clowns]

any advice for people looking for resources before adopting their first clown? anything you think they should know?

Hello! Welcome to the clown husbandry community, friend! It can be difficult to find reliable resources, as there's a lot of opinions on the best ways to care for clowns. Just like any other animal, it's important to do a lot of research about things like diet, enclosure and enrichment for yourself-- making up your own mind about those things based on what you think is best. Tumblr is a great place to start, though! There's a lot of blogs (mine included, I would like to think) that offer a lot of help to current and prospective clown keepers.

That being said! My personal advice for new clown owners... I think I'll limit myself, lest this post be way too long (as I'm verbose and don't know when to shut up) to three points.

1-- Start with an easy breed! There's a lot of clown breeds with very specific and very intensive care requirements- such as, for example, a jester of any variety (speaking from experience haha). However, clown keeping doesn't have to be that difficult! For a beginner clown owner, I recommend a party clown or a mix that includes party. They have simpler enrichment needs (a pie, a horn and balloons should be more than enough), and don't require things like a haunted house, or a three-ring circus tent to make them happy! Most party clowns, especially birthday variety, are vibrantly colorful, funny, and live to make a frown a smile, making them the perfect choice for a first time owner.

2-- Clowns of all breeds need healthy, balanced diets! It may not look balanced to you and me, due to the amount of candy and sweets, but keep in mind that clowns are very different than humans! The more important thing I can think of off the top of my head is that specifically Candy Faery brand Candy floss is not real cotton candy! I've never had a clown have a good reaction to Candy Faery floss, despite its popularity, so stray away from it is my recommendation.

3-- My single most important piece of advice for new clown owners is to not get only one clown. Clowns of most varieties are very social (unless you're getting a scare clown, which you shouldn't be doing as a first time owner anyway imo), and in order for them to remain happy, their plumage to remain bright, and their acts to not grow stale, you should have at least two clowns, though three is better. Personally, I would consider keeping one clown alone to be extremely vile unless you can dedicate ALL of your time to them.

That's all! I hope you get some use out of this nonny! ☆♡

[clown-an0n]

digital circus may be full of murder but at least theres no taxes

official clown theme song (this song was not created by me) (thank you cindy)

[important note: clown is aroace, do not flirt with him /srs]

you know the deal. its me! mod soup!

clown goes by he/they. he is a very colorful not strange at all creature.

tags time!

ringleader soup -> modpost

honk honk -> text post

silly clown cars -> reblogs

entertainment for all -> asks

felicia's posts -> felicia (narrator) asks, posts, etc

caleb's posts -> caleb asks, posts, etc

clownette's posts -> clownette asks, posts, etc

the silly possibly evil duo -> vamp and clown chaos

other tags: lore and important, which are self explanatory

normal text is in character

>>this is narration

[and this is mod but i'll probably talk in tags for narration for the most part]

[tewwor]

what is With anons bugging my mutuals? like hang on — when’s it my turn? leave them be, hand em over 🫵

[mintacle]

Tim Drake stans up in arms to defend him because of my post saying that I dislike it when people woobify Tim to the point of spitting on Jason. I realized later I didn’t specify that the post was about the fandom’s representation of the Titans Tower fight between Jason and Tim, ut it’S still fairly obvious from context.

I hate that I have to repeat it but: Jason never tried to kill Tim, never intended to, Jason was 18 at the time and Tim was 16. The only run in which Jason is a mass murderer is from a decade ago by Morrison who had the agenda to push Jason from an anti-hero into a pure villain character. It was an experiment and it didn’t go well. It’s not so much a part of Jason’s canon character as a weird thing we don’t talk about. Something like pink kryptonite or the people that Batman actually totally did kill, but it was just slightly off-camera. So no, Jason is also not a crazy mass-murderer, he does murder, but not randomly or just for the heck of it.

Also @ all Tim stans, idk man, I prefer my Tim to not be rendered completely helpless and empty because of his traumas, but to understand him as a conflicted character with his own agency. I am completely in support of writing fics and reading fics with helpless characters at times to satisfy one’s own craving to be saved from a situation you are powerless in, that’s just fanon indulgence and 100% cool my dudes, what I take issue with is when this happens at the expense of only extending understanding and the privilege of being saved to victims who are deemed agreable, such as Tim, while condemning victims who are unagreeable, such as Jason.

However it is also more compelling to me to see Tim as a smart and constantly trying character. I think in canon he is highly self-reliant and has purposefully built a support system of friends around him to not have the same flaw as Batman to end up alone and dependent. I personally prefer stories of Tim attempting to save himself from whatever the situation is and seeing him using methods that should have worked and seeing it not being enough, because I can relate to that more than having given up in an abusive situation, BUT! I deeply understand that my experiences with abuse are not universal. When I was stuck with my abusive father I kept trying to negotiate or find a way to move out and nothing would ever work and I’m more familiar with needing a Deus Ex Machina sviour because everything I did wasn’t enough to save me, than needing a savior because I cannot ask for the help I need. Sometimes speaking up is more dangerous than trying to endure, sometimes speaking up is terrifying, sometimes you are not aware that your situation went across the tipping point and should be understood as abuse. Fans that relate to Tim for any of those reasons or others have my full compassion to indulge in Tim whump however much they want to, God knows I have too. The only thing I take issue with is the demonization of Jason in the Titans Tower incident and the misrepresentation of canon without disclaiming it as headcanon/fanon just to elevate Tim’s victim status. 

Because that is preferential treatment of one type of victim over the other. And that is what is so hurtful to me, personally. 

[vroomian]

@every anon who try’s to start shit with me: if it seems like I’m not taking you seriously it’s because I’m not. I’m actually point and laughing because your behavior is clown behavior

Say it with your whole chest or be silent <3

[vicsy]

Imagine being angry with Jacques Villeneuve for speaking the purest truth about Daniel and what everyone wanted to say about him

what are you doing on my blog anon 😭 imagine repping Jacques Villeneuve LMAO. it’s daniel today and YOUR fave tomorrow. That man is a clout chaser.

And honestly, if you felt the need to hide behind anon to say what you did, that says more about you than anything else could. If you agree with what Jacques stated then come off anon and say it with your whole chest. Otherwise you’re just some clown without a spine 😂

[honkin-clown-hut]

Up or Down?

[ahappydnp]

Just realized that i didn’t even need to scroll up phil’s ig to see last year’s birthday post wth phiwww come home 😭

begging pleading on the my knees he'll post his face on the grid soon i miss instagram phil so much

[clownmoontoon]

do you have a playlist of moon-core songs??

YAAA HERES A YOUTUBE LINK !!!! THANK U SM FOR ASKING!! ENJOY!!! :o) <3

[kindahoping4forever]

Is it weird to be jealous of grass tho

Literally me being judged by @cal-puddies earlier 😂

[cannibalgh0st]

Sorry about your job being like that.

Do you have a top 3 clown list on a more positive note?

Ugh office life....!!!

Here are my top 3 clowns!!!

1. IT: Pennywise The Dancing Clown 1990

2. JOKER: Arthur Fleck 2019

3. More of a group of Clowns... but of course Killer Klowns From Outer Space 1988

But anon!! I have many other Clown faves too...!!! 🤡

[clown-an0n]

[quick ramble]

[being SO real rn i think clown is] [one of if not the ONLY character who is truely, utterly evil] [including the characters i have out of taocc]

[maybe not the only. but there are definitely less than 10, maybe even less than FIVE, out of HUNDREDS of characters. and even then? clown tops EVERY SINGLE VILLAIN, i've EVER HAD, in the span of ACTUAL YEARS in how evil he is]

[he is literally unforgivable. all my other villains are terrible, but they have reasons. good or bad reasons, they have reasons. clown has none] [and he cares for nobody] [even his friends he views as less than himself]

[m1shapanda]

Honestly, your thoughts on Albedo is giving me life, it's relatable too goddamn - ✎

babes. baaaabbbeesss. THE AMOUNT OF THOUGHTS I HAVE RIGHT NOW??? b bro do you think he has any marks other than his neck because teehee i'd like to know *ehem* BARL BAR NSALRKRLRL GRRR WOOF HONK HOOONKKK SNARLRKL GRRR WOOF

I WANT HIM SO BAD. HE COULD EXPERIMENT ON ME PLEASE I VOLUTEER FOR TRIBUTE PLSPLSPLSPOSPLS

[tewwor]

Name any three things about the rpc that bother you.

be honest meme ( accepting ) - @miidnighters

anon.. hate.... i haven't gotten any, but the audacity some folks have to send the most out of pocket shit is wild to me. grow up.

might be very niche and i mean nothing by it since it doesn't bother me, per se, it's just always stood out to me. but how long folks have been rping. y'all could've picked up rping yesterday and it wouldn't matter to me if you write swell, y'know? also, some of yall are just out there saying i've been rping for x amount of years and probably have written very nsfw things underage. i don't???? need to know that?????

fc chasing in the way that it's the only reason why someone replies / reaches out. not because the character or plot is interesting. just based on fc alone.