#honeydew is like “im. im happy for you. but what the fuck is this xeph.”

[phosphoresccent]

His skin did change! It has become a lot more saturated in recent years (like. A decade ish).

Even though namemc fails to show older skins(?) or they deleted their older skins(????), using planet Minecraft and looking at posts from like 10 years ago can show older skins as uploaded by random people

ooo i knew his coat had gradually changed but i'd somehow missed that *everything* had, oops! im deciding to take that as evidence that xeph's eye colour changing is just a thing that happens.

[radioactive-mouse]

i would,,, like to ask for a xephos,,, for the character ask thingy,,, if that is alright,,,

yes yes yes absolutely

favorite thing about them: i just really like tekkit era xeph,,,, his dynamic with lal and honeydew has such a good vibe and tbh the found family energy is off the charts i just,,,,,,,, man. love them.

least favorite thing about them: everything that happened in yoglabs

favorite line: i can’t think of any specific lines but literally everything that ensued during the little maids episode and that one episode of jaffa factory where he works for sips is. literally hilarious. also the galacticraft yoglabs ep when simon’s like “can i have some oxygen im running low” and he goes “fuck you here’s a moon buggy” and then acts surprised when simon starts suffocating

brOTP: strife and xephos,,,,,,,,,, oh my god,, i love them,,,, they are friends,,,,,, they make me so so happy im

OTP: xephna but also honeyphos tbh i just,, like the poly tekkit trio,,,, also it’s crack but xephian is cute i guess i just like lanky idiots

nOTP: xephnable doesn’t make me uncomfortable but it does make me sad.

random headcanon: OK OK OK i yelled abt this on discord once but now it’s permanently embedded into my brain that xephos starts calling lal “my lalna” as a joke like ahaha there’s so many of you how will i keep track but eventually it’s just a genuinely sweet thing that xephos likes calling him and lalna calls him a sappy idiot but it does make him melt a bit and xeph knows it.

unpopular opinion: people are like really angst heavy when it comes to yoglabs? like don’t get me wrong it makes me sad and i will absolutely talk angst with you but if there’s no recovery what is the point

song i associate with them: OK I WILL NEVER MAKE IT BUT I THINK VERY VIVIDLY ABOUT A YOGLABS ANIMATIC TO CANDLE QUEEN BY GHOST DONT ASK I JUST ASSOCIATE THAT WITH XEPH BY NOW AND I DONT KNOW WHY

favorite picture of them: get his ass (found this 20 minutes ago and it’s now my favorite image of xeph ever)