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[shiruvaldi-blog]

Via This Meme! // @honestlydishonest &. @alclanchamp “Send ✄ for a PET PEEVE headcanon.”

{ This took me 84 Years, and I am horribly sorry. But to be quite honest, for a very long time I couldn’t decide on what would properly irritate the chimera? BUT THEN I REALIZED. So here you two go. }

Silvally absolutely detests being called “dog”, “pup”, “mutt”… Anything canine or otherwise. Things by which would in part pertain to a specific animal will set off an innate irritability in the amalgam. Of course, there are certain people who have otherwise earned the right to use such terms ( albeit sparingly ) but they outright grate on it. If you plan on using them, also plan to be threatened.

As a side note, any discussion in pretense to exactly WHAT Silvally is ( it’s a dog! It’s a bird! It’s a horse! ) will earn you an immediate black mark on your record.

[skulls-and-bunnies-blog]

Send “@” for a SCARED text. except pretend that im on honestlydishonest im too lazy to switch blogs rn

@honestlydishonest

Send “@” for a SCARED text.

   Kawehi bolted up in their small, make-shift bed from yet another nightmare. Why did this always happen when they slept on their own? Unlike at home, there wasn’t any pokemon to use dream-eater, so they had to bare the dreams.     Shaky hands reached for their phone, still trying to figure out if it had been a dream or not.

[ TEXT ] : Clarke you up?

[ TEXT ] : ...Please be up. > ^ >

[ TEXT ] : I think someone or something bad is in the base... O A O

[ TEXT ] : Clarke can you come get me in my room? O ^ O

[ TEXT ] : ...I heard a noise. I don’t think it was just a dream. > A >

[ TEXT ] : I think it took one of my plushies. It might come for me next... > A

[ TEXT ] : PLEASE COME GET ME I SWEAR SAW SOMETHING MOVE OUT MY ROOM!! / ( > ^

[magma-odor-sleuth]

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@honestlydishonest

He had thought he saw her go in there a while ago and didn’t see her come out again. He thought maybe she was having problems with something, or maybe she fell asleep in the bath tub. He wasn’t sure, a lot of the grunts around here got into all sorts of things. He wanted to make sure she was alright at least; it’d been awful quiet for a while.

However, when he heard her reply he was less convinced that she was as fine as she said. Her voice sounded shaky and uneven. “Are you sure sis? Ya don’t sound fine..”

He jumped as he heard thumping, like she fell down. He was immediately alert, a worry growing in his chest. “Are ya okay?? Y’didn’t hit your head or nothin’ did ya?” He was scared something bad happened, despite her trying to reassure him everything was alright.

[puerilepetals-blog]

dulce de leche: an instrument you wish you could play?

“A lotta people tell me ta play violin or the viola ‘cause of my name, so I guess one’a those would be nice.” Viola chuckles.

“But I really wanna learn ta play a harmonica. I already have one that I carry around with me, since it’s small an’ all. But I just dunno how ta play it. At least, not very well- I like guitars, too. Acoustics are my favorites.”

[transtrainer-blog]

"Yo! Your Pikachu is so cute, what the fuck?! Not as cute as my Barky, lil' sis, but still pretty cute!"

    “Haha, thank you! And Pikachu says thanks, too. What Pokemon is your Barky? A Rockruff?”

[skullbaddie-blog]

honestlydishonest replied to your post “Play nice with the other kids. Unless of course, one of the other...”

Clarke lazily throws her hand into the air. She will, she'll kick the other kid's butt.

      She hasn’t even met Clarke yet and they’d do this?

      She’s so thankful! But now she’s just even more afraid of just failing on the team.

[herundhin]

The twins are not safe from her need to prove herself a beefy little woman. Walking right up to both of them, Clarke squats down, an arm wrapping around both sets of thighs, and she stands back up straight again. Neatly sitting each one on both of her shoulders. "Sup, broskis." CLARKE STAHP.

     A startled noise left the elder twin. “Wha- Hey!” He knew they literally weighed nothing but this was ridiculous!

     Putting aside his shock, the younger chose to snicker at his brother. “Well this is definitely one of the more exciting first encounters we’ve had with someone.” Clearly he didn’t mind too much. “You always lift people up when you say hello or are we an exception?” They were practically giants compared to her, it’d make sense she’d want to show off, even if she didn’t realize they were light as air.

[aces-high-blog1]

"YO! CHECK THIS OUT!" Does Clarke know this dude? No, no she doesn't. But that doesn't stop her from planting a hand on his thigh, the other bracing against his ribs, and outright hoisting him off his feet and holding him up above her head. Clarke, why.

It wasn’t exactly every day that random women ran up to Sidney and started yelling at him. He really wasn’t entirely sure how to react to that, nor was he sure how he managed to remain completely calm in spite of this surprising development. Many people would have been much less relaxed than he was, even Sidney would admit that. Really, it was probably more concerning that he wasn’t terribly surprised by this than anything else.

“Uh, excuse me, I don’t believe we-- WOAH!” Sidney tried to greet the woman, only to be abruptly cut off as she hoisted him into the air above her head. Now this was certainly something that had never happened to Sidney before. Not even he could remain calm through this, as his voice became little more than a terrified squeak as he flailed about in the air.

“Woah woah, what’re you-- oh jeez, please don’t drop me!” Sidney whimpered softly, not sure whether he should cover his eyes or not so he didn’t see the ground rushing to meet him if he did fall.

[ag-gravated]

♆ The worst kind of neighbor they could have, and how they deal with them

Real loud noisy neighbors he likes his quiet at home. He’s going to dump angry wild rattats into there mail box anytime they get to loud.

[shiruvaldi-blog]

@honestlydishonest  ♥ ‘d for a Human!Silva Starter 

⊰ … If this were some sort of imp come to screw with it { or they now ? } and ruin everything they had built, then by a grand measure that shit had succeeded in its cause and effect.

Once a beast, once so powerful and a stronghold, now ordained to maintain such a pitiful façade as this? For what? Amusement? Pursuance? Where, exactly, was this punchline? Since they were certainly missing it entirely and everyone else appeared to be laughing in a very loud choir.

Hooked nails were scrapping and plunging into albine flesh, only to be met with emerald scales that rose to attention at the assault. No matter the implement seeking to disband the skin, and no matter the area, something would come along to deflect the blow. There was no getting out of this encasing…

This disgusting and petty charade…

They fell into a heavy slump, throwing aside their most recently used tool; something breakable which came to shatter loudly against a wall nearby. Portions of the armor, reminiscent of their old version, began to fizzle and clack onto the floor as they heaved a breath in order to find a calmness. Complacency would be one helluva reality with this new casket, wouldn’t it? ⊱

[skulls-and-bunnies-blog]

@honestlydishonest

   ❝Clarke! Clarke! Wake up!❞ Unfortunately for Clarke, their beloved little sibling burst into her room in the middle of the night, jumping right onto her bed.  ❝I know i’s late, bu’ Papa an’ I jus’ wen’ ta check, an’ there ain’t nobody a’ our old home! So c’mon! We gotta go! We gotta go! Ya said ya wan’ed ta see it!❞

[magma-odor-sleuth]

"Ay, dawg! C'mere!" Don't do it, Adrian, it's a trap. Of course, Clarke doesn't wait on him, marching right up to him with a shit eating grin on her face. Picking him up by his sides, the grunt happily sits him down right on her shoulder. "We tall, now, mang. Like two short people in a coat, but way more epic, broski." Clarke, no, stop.

“Okay homes--” He did start to head towards her, but then before he knew it she had closed the distance between them and his feet had left the ground. “Wah-” When he was set on her shoulder, he gripped on where he could for balance as he was still reeling from what just happened. “Aha woah bruh, you’re strong-! Ya jus’ went an’ did that like it was nothin’!” He chuckles a bit. “Damn, so this is what it’s like to be tall!”

[alohalawaia-blog]

"Hey, fish bro!" Clarke throws a hand into the air, waving it wildly to get his attention as she runs up to him. Stopping and catching her breath, the Skull Grunt flashes him a smile. "I made ya somethin' fer bein' so nice!" Proudly, she holds out a little crochet Magikarp attached to a key ring.

“Hmm?” Who else around here could possibly be known as ‘fish bro’, even if it wasn’t exactly his name by sheer reflex Tsunami had turned to look in the direction he heard the odd nickname be called. To his surprise, it was the magikarp lady hurryin’ on over to him. Seeing just what she had to offer him, an impressed noise was his immediate reaction. “Oooooooo! Y’ shouldn’t have!!” Taking the little trinket and looking it over with interest, Tsunami was quite clearly elated with the gift. “This is freakin’ awesome! Mahalo!”

[transtrainer-blog]

இஇஇ

(dammit u)

   "Nothing’s really upsetting me, ‘cept for how bad my foot hurts. I dunno why they did that? What’d they saw their name was, Laura? They got mad when I asked them about their age…“

        Captain pokes Ashley’s leg. She picks it up, holding it like a human baby. ”…Okay, I guess ’m kinda upset about some guys I saw earlier. Went with Mom to the farmer’s market in the next town, and they called me mean names. I guess they saw me on TV sometime. And, um…

          Sometimes I have bad dreams, and they bother me a lot even on weeks when I don’t have  'em. I’m fine, though!“ 

[eggfiasco]

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[aboutmusic2-blog]

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