#honestly with the construction crew in the building we're just asking to be robbed
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Alright I have now actually been working in a bank for a while and I gotta say,,,,,, it kiiiiiinda takes the drama out of Leverage.
Like. Do you know how easy it would be to rob us? Currently the only alarm that requires a code has been permanently disabled for over a month due to construction on the upper floors. The key cards that let you access the vault are given to the tellers- aka the college kids who let just about anyone in if they ask. Hell, I've given spare keycards to employees I didn't even recognise because I'm bad with faces and didn't want to be rude, they were wearing the company color so I just said sure here you go. There's just physical keys lying around everywhere. We also technically have a vault inside the vault that only head tellers can access, but I have never seen it closed.
Like. Robbing us wouldn't take an episode, it wouldn't even take a whole scene. Parker would be downright offended if she came to rob us. She wouldn't even have to crawl through any air vents, pick any locks, anything- literally just wear blue and ask politely to be let into the vault.
We would disappoint Parker so bad
#also none of us have changed our passwords in months#and anyone who just says theyre IT can access p much anything#honestly with the construction crew in the building we're just asking to be robbed#we got people in here 24/7 and no alarms#and the panic buttons get accidentally hit so often i don't think they'd even work#anyway enjoy this tutorial on how to rob [REDACTED] bank#leverage#parker leverage#our only saving grace is we usually only have like 1mil or less cash at any guven time#but still
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