#honestly why aren't there more badass old lady characters in media

[sealer-of-wenkamui]

I had trouble with the BSB the first time (because of the last third.....) but this time? Beat it on my first try, only needing one blood vial. I guess I have experience with it now.

Next I let myself get kidnapped so I could go to Yahar’gul, its always nice to hear Hail the Nightmare! I did it in the Choir garb, it felt appropriate to run around the home of Mensis like that... they uh.. don’t seem to get along. I must have also looked impressive to Adella dressed like that. Oh, and interestingly enough, despite my stupidly high insight, there were no Amygdalae to be found! They must show up later then...?

Paarl.... was also easy, especially after facing the Loran darkbeast, it staggers WAY easier (3 times!! I think I got Loran to stagger once...?) So I beat it on my first try, despite the Choir set probably not being ideal for the fight....

“The sky and the cosmos are one” is such a great quote... I say it a lot...

I don’t think I picked up the bloody bandages the first time...? It was... harder than Paarl just trying to make that jump, in a game where you have to run to do so....

Of course I had to stop by the old workshop, I love that place... There really only seems to be one grave there at all,  which further makes me think it could be Maria’s... the Japanese description does NOT specify the gender of the old hunter whose bone you find, so its possible

I bought another blood rock, then tried to see what would happen if I got up to 40 insight again while standing outside Oedon... but it turns out you have to refresh the area to see the Amygdala

The most important thing I did though was NOT MESS UP EILEEN’S QUEST!!!!! I played it extra safe and used poison knives on Henryk, and she took care of the rest, ahh, I’m so happy, I’ll be able to do it this time!!

Sped through Hemwick, it was pretty easy, and witches aren’t a bad boss, so I beat them on the first try as well (I hope something still is difficult...? I’ll be crying once I see how Orphan is on NG+ I’m sure)

Maybe I’ll try messing with sending people to Iosefka’s in another run, but for now I sent them all to Oedon, and chapel dweller talking about how he wants to be your friend is still the absolute sweetest thing, he’s so pure.....