#honestly the amount of marital drama in that family is Astounding

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Exchanging gossip with my work bestie is always a lil treat because sometimes his stories are "my in-law's have recently started talking to trees and animals (with results) and predicting the future" or "my blood relatives took two months to plan one picnic and then made passive aggressive comments about the tree-seating choices for two entire hours" or "my wife's cousin recently drove to Canada, dropped his wife off at her mother's house, drove back to the US without her (she has no papers so she can't come back), and then blocked her on everything [he is not the first or second of her relatives to do a 'return to sender' move on their wife]" and so it's entirely impossible to predict where the conversation will go because the standard starting topic is always me asking about his weekend and him gushing about his daughter and showing me photos of her angrily shaking her fist at the camera